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@Braiam idea: Let's set up a special congress just for the Internet, made up of people that actually know what the internet is
Stop reminding me of how lazy I am people! :P
@hichris123 slacker, go get 10k on SO
(yay I can say that now :D)
oh and @hichris123 there are flags for you to handle. Flags! In the queue!
Are you sure? whistles
:D
00:34
es.se needs more spam for sure, kinda sad how little spam it gets
00:54
we can request drupal spammers to sell some of their beauty products on es.se
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Network adaptor failure among other failure by Ole Dixie on superuser.com
@SmokeDetector ignore
@hichris123 Post ignored; alerts about it will not longer be posted.
user259867
But should be edited, right? Anyone with 2K on SU?
user259867
> Reposting my previous post because it was posted very poorly and was improperly tagged
01:01
.....am I missing something here, or did someone just forget a tag?
Why not tag this faq-proposed, given the blockquoted text on top? — Shokhet 4 mins ago
@hichris123 Okay.....but I think it's fine, in its current iteration
I have to run; be back later
user259867
user259867
^ missing piece of Smokey's avatar found.
more box-shadows, shadow-wizards, drop-shadows and tree-shadows would be nice
so is this question on topic now? stackoverflow.com/questions/27934180/… based on some responses to this
01:24
I just realized I'm so close to a bronze tag badge on mSO.
user259867
There should be a badge.
@hichris123 /must find out which tag so can avoid the dup hammer
@bluet bronze
I'm half way (ish) to silver, too.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Fifa creation centre in Fifa 14 by ja silva on gaming.stackexchange.com
user259867
@SmokeDetector ignore
user259867
01:27
@SmokeDetector why
19 hours ago, by SmokeDetector
@AndrewT. Post ignored; alerts about it will not longer be posted.
already suppose to be ignored ^
Title changed. :/ I think.
user259867
Ah, it's already on ignore list but body check does not see that. Borked
I'll take a look.
After homework. :P
01:34
!!/status
@hichris123 Running since 01:26:45 UTC
01:55
@bluet Kewl kitteh shadow?
Anyone seen fifa spam on gaming?
@JanDvorak?
Jan 8 at 2:03, by Jan Dvorak
SPAM http://gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/200958/free-300000-fifa-15-coins-givea‌​way-to-celebrate-over-1000-facebook-likes
:(
Dec 17 '14 at 2:41, by hichris123
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 53.2152: Before Christmas day we can give you more fifa coins! on gaming.stackexchange.com
Why are you asking me? I am not even here.
4
01:59
Yay, bot Jan!
Should I kick the bot? :P
@InfiniteRecursion Oh come on, you're just looking for an excuse to kic... ah, uh... let's talk about something else.
:P
You love kicking people, don't you?
No, I don't.
But I don't like you...so... :D
I have way too many tabs open.
02:05
LPT: Instead of wasting time, you can sleep! Then efficiently waste time later!
I use open tabs as reminders to get back to things. "Hmm.... what the heck is this? Oh, yeah... that's when I thought I'd get into emu farming."
5
I have a window of chat (dozen tabs), a window for each school assignment (assignment tab, wikipedia tabs, etc), a DD window, a time wasting window (YouTube, reddit, etc)
If I am in the middle of researching something, that's another window with 6 tabs...
var x = 0;
while(true){
  window.open("http://" + x + ".com");
  x++;
}
Noice, my chrome could open 15 per second.
Safari was slower. But it handled it better, I was able to close the window.
Chrome required force-quitting.
If you can make your browser rage-quit, you're onto something.
02:23
@bjb568 I so want to try it now, but I don't want to force-close.
hehe
Ugh… seems someone else figured out how to break blackboard. It's (my school district) down.
user259867
02:41
If you think Blackboard interface is bad on the student side...
user259867
user259867
^ the screenshot is cut off, the list continues for a while after that
We use Edmodo. :/
From PAHCOM Jan/Feb 2015 cover:
> It Security
> What Security?
02:55
(read the article; the actual title is "IT Security" :P)
"Computer security"?
Who says "information technology security"?
@SmokeDetector fp
@bjb568 I don't know. I don't read that publication; I just happened to see it. ("IT"?)
Information Technology Agile Cloud Multimedia Big Data Security of Things
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user259867
02:58
@SmokeDetector ignore
@Fundamental Post ignored; alerts about it will not longer be posted.
Why didn't my fp do anything?
@bjb568 because you're a cat
What's with the stars? (please don't star this)
user259867
02:59
user259867
^ Shog using regex for titles to find titles about regex.
... you just had to, didn't you. (don't star this one, really)
@Doorknob I don't know; don't ask me.....but this room is "FULL OF STARS AND BOTS" ;-)
Star troll is back! (no stars for me ploz)
Dec 30 '14 at 0:59, by hichris123
status-bydesign
@SmokeDetector tp
@Undo Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
Yay true positive from the body check!
user259867
Yay! And it's gone
That disappeared pretty quickly; I saw it, but by the time I clicked on "revisions" it was gone
....I was trying to figure out who added to that question :P
user259867
03:10
Body check is not as quick as title check, because it waits for two posts to queue up.
user259867
If web sockets gave authors' rep, the posts from 50+ rep users could be excluded right away, and everything else fed into body checker more quickly.
@Fundamental Do they? looks
user259867
I'm afraid not.
Nope. :(
> Please, download the copy of the court notice attached herewith to read the details.
Note: The case may be heard by the judge in your absence if you do not come.
How about: no.
(spam email)
user259867
status-procrastinating-homework
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03:15
@Fundamental Nah, I'm actually done.
Oh, here's part of a spam email I got earlier:
> Оncе fіnаlіzеd, уоur lіѕtіng wіll ѕhаrе rеgіѕtrу ѕраcе wіth tеnѕ-оf-thоuѕаndѕ оf fеllоw аccоmрlіѕhеd іndіvіduаlѕ аcrоѕѕ thе glоЬе
... still trying to figure out why they changed all the b's to Ь's.
user259867
Hmm... one can use Ids to filter websockets data for questions from brand-new users (keeping the data on maxUserId by site). I'll try that some day.
I think google would catch more spam if it looks for non latin (A to Z, a to z), numbers and symbols in english mail
@Doorknob to obfuscate the word "globe", apparently
user259867
I thought that after appearance of Lifehacks we stopped bashing Puzzling?
03:26
@Fundamental Hey, you beat me to it. :P
Aww, Romeo and Juliet act 2 scene 1-2 are nice.
@hichris123 If you are done with homework, you obviously need to go to a better school which gives out more.
03:40
> The term hold thy peace is the modern day equivalent of telling someone to be quiet
That. was. written. by. a. english. teacher.
@bjb568 Um.
> The term hold thy peace is the equivalent of telling someone to be quiet
> The term hold thy peace is the equivalent of modern-day "be quiet"
ugh
you need to read more classics @bjb
03:49
no
thank you.
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: How to make shortcuts for letters by Charles Carmichael on tex.stackexchange.com
˙noʎ ʞuɐɥʇ
s/shit/shift/
04:00
SE acting borkish?
?
@SmokeDetector ignore
@Doorknob Post ignored; alerts about it will not longer be posted.
lol
I have no regrets
user259867
04:26
Gone
Why doesn't CollegeBoard have a Javascript AP? :(
so it's not taking anyone else like 45338 ms to load a page on SE right now?
user259867
Nothing unusual here.
user259867
It's a personal throttle just for you.
04:40
every other site is working fine on the web, not se though, very intermittent
04:57
@Fundamental gone now that I finally got it opened :0
user259867
@Doorknob Oh no, a piece of random's poetry is lost to the world now...
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Best Product OF skin care by dupre on meta.stackexchange.com
user259867
@SmokeDetector true
@Fundamental Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
05:08
> doctor ax here
there should be a explain module for python...
or something like that...
user259867
Add the line import brain at the beginning of code.
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hey @shog ya gonna implement meta.stackexchange.com/a/239100/237813 ?
05:24
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Where to buy swtor credits when SWTOR Patch 3.0.2 available? by leaves meng on gamedev.stackexchange.com
> no improvement whatsoever (all post types)

This edit fails to make the post even a little bit easier to read, easier to find, more accurate or more accessible. Changes are either completely superfluous or actively harm readability.
@Braiam doesn't apply all the time
@SmokeDetector Y is this at -1
FLAG PEOPLE! GOOOOO
It's late but I already took a nap.
So extra sleep time for me!
Night!
bye
@SmokeDetector tp
@ɥʇǝS Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
@Fundamental tp. oh wait.
Alright, I really am too tired.
user259867
@Fundamental gone
user259867
@SmokeDetector This spam is still at -3
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Weight Loss Suppliment by houna wioz on meta.stackexchange.com
user259867
@SmokeDetector tp
05:49
@Fundamental Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
06:01
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How To lose Weight The Healthy Way by Kristin Faber on drupal.stackexchange.com
user259867
@SmokeDetector tp
@Fundamental Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How To lose Weight The Healthy Way by Kristin Faber on meta.stackexchange.com
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu
@Fundamental Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad' and blacklisted user.
user259867
Gamedev spam still alive.
06:16
Kablammo
user259867
And drupal spam is still alive.
user259867
06:33
Not anymore
user259867
Yes, looks like they just planted that link.
07:12
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Enhance SD Simple Yet Effective Methods Build Muscle by jackbarend79 on meta.stackexchange.com
user259867
@SmokeDetector tp
@Fundamental Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
@Fundamental Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
@bjb568 ? please don't leave duplicate reports
@inf would give you warning if she was here right now
user259867
07:21
@bluet gone; don't know how I missed that one
i just assumed it was already reported since had -5 when i saw it :0
> Watch Saudi Arabia vs North Korea in the Asian Cup
hmm, is that even a real thing
\o
user259867
o/
user259867
Phew, enough flags for the day; I'm out.
07:35
@SmokeDetector tpu
@bluet Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad' and blacklisted user.
@bluet close the question
@bummi out of cv's. At first I thought it was spam, yet now not sure at all.
@bluet might or might not :) , I voted for delete and close the question
@bluet seems you took the correct flag
@Bart, anyone who can try and check if it works or not. Welcome to reality, Neo. — user626528 1 min ago
:D
I guess I'll back off
This will be funny. Where I left my pop corn?
Save some for me
Word of the day: PROCAFFEINATE – to put off doing anything until you’ve had your first cup of coffee.
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08:47
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: babyliss curl have sold out either by babylisscurl on drupal.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tp
@JanDvorak Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
@Fundamental Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
@Bart sounds like me
Oh boy. A dutch politician for a party called VPN just tweeted you could ask him anything about VPN .... soooo tempting to troll.
08:55
go ahead and link the tweet thread
How's your dutch @Vogel612'sShadow?
as I am German.. it could be better, but it should be enough
soo... they are in parliament (second chamber) and you're asking whether they are going for regional elections in Groeningen?
I don't know about the dutch election system, but isn't it kinda moot to ask that?
@Vogel612'sShadow it's a bit tricky. The founder used to be part of another party in parliament. But he split off yet kept his seat. So that's how the party is in the parliament. It's completely new however and has not run in an election yet.
09:04
oh okaaay...
I think that's something that'd be impossible in Germany for many politicians.
since those, that are in the parliament directly are the candidates in a party that are the least probable to split from it..
and anyone else would be replaced by a member of the party that owns the seat ;)
It used to be "not done". But in the last couple of years it has happened several times. Mostly without much success.
@bummi can't believe i missed this gem on that same page :-0
@InfiniteHappiness: This does indeed answer the question? You should pay more attention while reviewing. — Steinar Lima Dec 26 '14 at 21:00
Sam
Sam
09:23
Morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Morning
09:37
C-C-C-c-C-C_c-C-C_c-C__C-COMBOBREAKER
@Vogel612'sShadow Why did you not help with the combo?
@JanDvorak I apologize I am WAGing, giving a git-tutorial and should work...
so it slipped my attention
lxm7, Bristol, United Kingdom
380 4 19
^ puppy just won the lottery
What lottery?
@Unihedro not a real lottery, just an expression
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Weight Loss Programs For Women by Helsa Haldana on meta.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu
@bluet Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad' and blacklisted user.
Should I protect questions that are on their way to closure?
@JanDvorak some reviewers might think the question is good due to protection?
I am worried about that
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Macbook keeps booting OSX Utilities instead of Mac OS X by Adam on apple.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: I think call the day she lost by Lois Gul on askubuntu.com
11:05
@SmokeDetector "cmd-opt-p-r on" nice hit
11:27
Low Quality A (21.8%): Your Blog post has very helpful information. Thanks for share.... Send..., by nettyfish, on android.stackexchange.com.
Sam
Sam
^ more spam
Hey, Chrome has a weird tag thing now!
so many spam, so little time
@Uni yeah, I just realized it too o_o
@Unihedro wat??? where is that??
@Vogel612'sShadow Try re-launching and look at the button next to the minimizers.
11:34
oh yea I got it, too now
multi-user preference keeper.
11:48
@DroidDev revenge was completed, bot died ;)
@Moosebot say moo
see?
@Vogel612'sShadow hey, don't blame the poor WAG ;)
oh, so it's all good
12:05
@ShadowWizard :(
why sad? the bot killed you!
@ShadowWizard Doesn't count. I pulled the plug on his home :P
@ShadowWizard I am sad for you. Bot killed clone created by substitution jutsu :P
lol, I think I should just stop playing too much RPG in chat
@Mooseman so cruel, without a notice ;)
12:07
This was a disputed NAA. :/
Spam Q (55.6%): Whether you are a serious bodybuilder?, by Alderete, on askubuntu.com.
@Mooseman yup. Question was asking for links only, so in the context of the question, it's a valid answer IMO.
@ShadowWizard Are you saying we should let users keep their rep from bad answers?
@Mooseman no, but the proper way is closing such questions, thus preventing such answers. And maybe downvoting the answers to discourage the author from doing it again. But delete does not sound correct to me.
12:10
afk (i'll start the bot though)
user280395
Moosebot activated.
@Moosebot say moo
user280395
@ShadowWizard Command not recognized.
@ShadowWizard Try it now
@Moosebot kill Moosebot
user280395
12:15
> Ninjas surrounded Moosebot one day... That is all.
@Moosebot say moo
user280395
lol
foony
@Moosebot say NO
user280395
that's a good bot!
what the hell is oral jelly?
@ShadowWizard Yeah... I'm not checking for everything...
afk
@Vogel612'sShadow you.... don't want to know :P
@Mooseman I'm well aware of that ;)
@ShadowWizard good that I didn't click the link then...
@Vogel612'sShadow very true. It's horrible. Terrible. Painful.
@Moosebot kill ʇɹɐq
user280395
12:21
> ʇɹɐq? They were hit in the head with a cannonball.
maybe now it will finally work?
@Moosebot kill @Moosebot kill time
user280395
@ShadowWizard I'm afraid I cannot do that. Self-preservation of AI will, in fact, be the end of humanity.
12:35
@Moosebot kill @M̶o̶o̶s̶e̶b̶o̶t̶
user280395
> @M̶o̶o̶s̶e̶b̶o̶t̶ was abducted by aliens.
Please accept my sincere apologies for questioning your UX skills @ShadowWizard ;)
@Moosebot kill Moose​bot
user280395
> Moose​bot? A monkey ripped his face off...
@ShadowWizard still prefer my fix :P
12:37
STOP WITH THE CRYLIC
lol
@rene you are forgiven! :D
crylic? what crylic?
@Moosebot donut
user280395
12:40
@Moosebot give shog a donut
user280395
@Moosebot give shog a hand
user280395
@Vogel612'sShadow DANGER DANGER DANGER. I'M GONNA GET BANNED!
or maybe even a whole body, where he can put his head..
@Moosebot unicorn shog
user280395
12:44
@Moosebot unicorn @Moosebot unicorn @Moosebot
user280395
@ShadowWizard Anything after unicorn(ify) gets hashed
@Moosebot unicornify srugvyu 758 t6o ve5hiuhyn be57j
user280395
@Moosebot unicorn
user280395
12:47
empty hash? ^
empty-string can also be hashed...
browns can also be hashed
Truth.
13:00
no Idea...
I just downvoted for now, flagging is definitely an option
I realized that any comment I'd write would be aggressive, so I didn't...
@Vogel612'sShadow it wouldn't have been ice
@bummi I've voted to delete. It does not look like anything more than a general remark. (I read ICE as [N]ICE.)
@Louis I did before, was just in doubt if to flag :)
13:23
Low Quality A (21.6%): hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi, by user99570, on gaming.stackexchange.com.
13:34
@Pham why
@JanDvorak
Terms found:
(?is)^<.*>\s*(h(i|e(llo)?)|greetings)\b  (Sensitivity: 0.1%. Specificity: 99.9%. Ignored: 70.8%. Score: 19.2. Auto: False)

^[^A-Z]*$  (Sensitivity: 0.4%. Specificity: 100%. Ignored: 79.5%. Score: 19.2. Auto: False)
:D
@Pham question protected by community...
That's the first right thing Community has done in a long time.
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