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12:00

@JohnDvorak 🚽?

John Dvorak

no, I mean, the mouth is already functional. It's not used to pass any nutrients, but the tongue can begin training.

curious

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 I don't know the exact techniques but it was drawing from an existing database of recipes, feedback and I think the chemistry behind the flavors. At least it was obvious that it would suggest alternatives like peach/apricot but some alternatives were less common knowledge

No need for chat slowmode with kids ':-)

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@JohnDvorak heh

@curious hmm? What do you mean?

M.A.R.

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 hmm? What do you mean?

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12:23

@M.A.R. mean mean what do you mean?

M.A.R.

@JohnDvorak by the end, yeah

curious

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 I meant my replies are so spaced out because the kids were stilll home

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12:42

@curious ohh ok, lol :D

Whoa four new ~~lurkers~~ people who arrived and keeping silent! :P

curious

@JohnDvorak you added an extra 0, it's .015%... not THAT bad :^)

John Dvorak

@curious just wait a couple of years :P

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@g3rv4 need a coffee? ;)

M.A.R.

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 stares intently at @Sha

Sneaks in some downvotes on old posts

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@curious usually adding a zero makes no difference, but that's an exception... ;)

g3rv4

12:45

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 just had mine... I wouldn't mind a 🧉 though

bobble

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 \o

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@g3rv4 can't tell what it is based on the ordinary font size, let me enlarge it...

@bobble o/

caird coinheringaahing

Looks like a strawberry to me, but I'm sure it's not supposed to :P

M.A.R.

It's an oil tanker, no wait

g3rv4

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 it's a mate

curious

12:46

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M.A.R.

A chubby cannon

curious

A bomb?

g3rv4

now that we have our own emoji we gotta use it

Tinkeringbell

Looks like a Bloody Mary to me :P

M.A.R.

A bomb with a lid

curious

12:47

or maybe a chubby pipe

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curious

a beetle with a smoke

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@g3rv4 still not sure what is it? ^^

g3rv4

lol

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Looks like a bird looking upwards

caird coinheringaahing

12:47

I know what it is only because of Ron Dunn from Parks and Rec :P

g3rv4

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 you can read about it on its wiki page :)

M.A.R.

Evil goo

curious

a red bubble coming out of a bubble wand

M.A.R.

Close enough

If there's any dystopian future, it is when caffeine is monopolized

Google would have nothing on THAT

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@g3rv4 I don't drink my mates.... ;)

@g3rv4 :D

M.A.R.

12:50

No no, it's matte

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OK, let's give this a try, @g3r

!!/mate g3r

SmokeDetector

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 No such command 'mate'.

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:(

g3rv4

:sigh: alright, preparing mine then

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You make your own?? That's nice. ;)

Just don't give to the daughter.... :D

Both my daughters are fine not having coffee yet, but son keeps nudging and wants to taste.

John Dvorak

12:52

@M.A.R. good thing they can't monopolize other sources of stress. You wouldn't believe how well a stubbed toe can keep you awake.

Rob

@JohnDvorak Yes, if you want one drink then you don't want to order the other - you think it would go without saying but some people don't understand alcohol or a drinks - beer and box wine is what they were brought up on.

caird coinheringaahing

By "brought up", what age range are we talking here? :P

Rob

Tomatoe or Worcester sauce are hardly the most disgusting things ever put in a drink.

g3rv4

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 kids taste it for the first time when they're about 6 yo and hate it

Rob

How about a humantoe or rotting worm?

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12:55

@JohnDvorak stubbed toe? How did you manage that?

caird coinheringaahing

@Rob If you're talking about the tequila with a worm in it, pretty sure it doesn't rot

John Dvorak

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 easy: the door you always keep closed at night because it's a safety hazard - your roommate doesn't

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@g3rv4 heh, not in my case, wife is very strict about it. :D

@JohnDvorak door with sharp bottom? Can see how you get a bump, but stubbed?

g3rv4

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 :) I think I'd give my daughter a sip of my espresso and she'll hate it... we did that with coke when she was 1.5 yo and worked like a charm... she's 2.5 now and is still convinced she doesn't like it (although... I'm sure it's going to change soon)

John Dvorak

stub

Noun: stub (plural stubs)

Something blunted, stunted, or cut short, such as stubble or a stump.
And prickly stubs instead of trees are found.
A piece of certain paper items, designed to be torn off and kept for record or identification purposes.
check stub, ticket stub, payment stub
(computing) A placeholder procedure that has the signature of the planned procedure but does not yet implement the intended behavior.

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stubbed, not stabbed

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12:58

@g3rv4 hehe, totally. Well make sure to give her espresso with no sugar. ;)

@JohnDvorak ohhhh. lol

John Dvorak

Stabbing your toe on accident is, indeed, rare

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Too similar for my poor mind. :P

Well that indeed hurt like hell, but should go away pretty quickly, no? @John

Rob

@cairdcoinheringaahing Read Tyler's review (last one): mezcalreviews.com/mezcal/monte-alban-mezcal-con-gusano

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@John so you have a roommate? That's interesting, for some reason assumed you have a family. Assumptions aren't my strong side. :P

caird coinheringaahing

@Rob Mezcal worm. That's not the only mezcal that has a worm in it, typically they're cured with pure alcohol and don't rot. From the other reviews, I'm guessing that's just a VLQ mezcal that doesn't bother :/

John Dvorak

13:03

I meant roommate in generic.

Rob

@cairdcoinheringaahing and you didn't take issue with the Sourtoe Cocktail: dawsoncity.ca/sourtoe-cocktail-club

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@JohnDvorak as in "person who lives with me in same house"? ;)

John Dvorak

yes

rene

anyone else having intermittent issues with the blog? meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/410452/… we don't want to miss a WC opportunity for @KevinB ...

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hehe

caird coinheringaahing

13:04

@Rob I've never heard of that :P

Rob

100,000 members.

caird coinheringaahing

I have heard a whole bunch of misconceptions around the mezcal worm tho, to the point where it bugs me :P

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@cairdcoinheringaahing yeah Rob has habit of introducing new things to people. ;)

Tinkeringbell

@Rob eeeeewl

caird coinheringaahing

> Step 2 – Purchase a shot

Can I purchase 4 or 5 instead? :P

> Since its inception, the club has acquired (by donation) over 10 toes.

I am very glad they added the (by donation) :P

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13:06

@rene fine for me, probably location related

Rob

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 Like "standard practice" and canonical definitions.

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@Rob if someone swallow the toe by mistake, do they ask them to give their toe instead?

(that's not written)

caird coinheringaahing

How do you swallow a toe by mistake?

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@cairdcoinheringaahing instinct

Might lead to choking, in which case guess the heirs get a pass.

caird coinheringaahing

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 Remind me to keep my toes away from you :P

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13:09

@cairdcoinheringaahing :-D

Rob

and they film your ...

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nibbles at @caird's toe

@Rob who? What? Why?

aka WWW

Rob

In your case the film is saran wrap, as it's gas impermeable.

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@g3rv4 OK, looks like people using that emoji in their display name. It's common enough. :P

Change of subject! Is this a smile?

in Shadow's Den, 2 mins ago, by KennyBOT

caird coinheringaahing

Looks more like a grimace to me

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13:20

yep

But got a "smile" tag

Rob

14:07

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 Doing a search: It's CIA Sassy Cat: wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_11629155.html arstechnica.com/information-technology/2017/03/…

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14:25

@Rob nice find

Mast

A cat on wikileaks? The internet never ceases to amaze.

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@Mast well even people who leak, are still human and share random things. :D

Rob

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 The exact meaning of sassy is fairly wide open, and subject to context and gender: npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2014/08/31/344039582/…

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Thought it's just short for suspicious.

Mast

Impudent.

Shameless.

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14:30

@Rob so, Kenny works with the CIA? Or with Wikileaks? /cc @rene

rene

Kenny is the CIA

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oh

This explains the pee and poo.

And the rudeness when telling him to wipe.

Rob

I don't think suspicious applies, under any circumstances; suspicious that you thought that.

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@Rob beep

Mast

That's sus, not sassy.

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14:33

oh

I might have also mixed it with sissy somehow, though it's totally unrelated. I need a coffee.

:P

!!/cat coffee

SmokeDetector

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 No such command 'cat'.

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:(

Rob

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 That's assy, not sassy; the sound his ass makes - Eeyore

Mast

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 A sissy is something completely different. Sissy is disparaging.

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@Rob sound? Does it make any sounds except for farts? pondering

@Mast I know :/

Well coffee was good, now I should be fine. ;)

caird coinheringaahing

14:43

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 Did you just down it? That was a very fast coffee :P

Mast

Some people drink coffee like it's ouzo.

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@cairdcoinheringaahing sure, shot of coffee. :P

caird coinheringaahing

I know what you mean, but for some reason I'm picturing an alcoholic style "shot" rather than an espresso :P

Take a shot of coffee with a milk chaser instead of an actual latte :P

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15:06

@cairdcoinheringaahing maybe easier to imagine it when it comes in such a cup?

Spevacus

15:40

@SonictheAnonymousHedgehog I've accepted your answer on my close reason update question and am trying to route any additional critiques to your answer instead of my own.

Rob

15:52

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 Apparently there are coffee printers,so that image isn't fake:

drinkripples.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/…

Mast

It's basically a less-sophisticated 3D printer stuck on a coffee machine.

Of-course someone made that...

Rob

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 You are no Mr. Methane!

Journeyman Geek

Technically it's a 2 d printer?

Only you are moving the head x and y like a plotter

Kevin B

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Mast

@JourneymanGeek 2D is less than 3D, right?

Perhaps more appropriate would be to call it a deposition modelling plotter.

shrug

Rob

16:22

@JourneymanGeek Their "technology" page is here: drinkripples.com/technology - there are other brands which print 3D.

Mast

People have too much money...

Rob

17:25

The machine pays for itself in ~4 months if you sell only 20 per day for one dollar extra. 20×1×4×30 = 2400 --- 20 per day is ~10% of your daily sales: quora.com/… startmycoffeeshop.com/… --- Always good to offer links supporting your ideas, shows research.

Rosie

19:13

There are cafes in NYC that have that machine that prints a photo from your cell onto your latte. I haven't tried them because I agree with @mast people have too much money, but I am so amused by the concept

user728672

19:24

Closest I come to 'designer coffee'

user728672

WTFE

user728672

myrecipes.com/news/coca-cola-with-coffee

user728672

So you have some machine deposit a viscuous foam atop a perfectly good coup of coffee ?

user728672

19:29

Table formatting on SE what a pain the ass...

user728672

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user728672

Okay im going back under my rock... good weakened ya'll! Weekend too!

Kevin B

🤔

Rob

19:56

@GWarner This might interest you:

An easy way to import is with an online tool: tableconvert.com - It imports: Excel URL HTML Markdown CSV JSON LaTeX SQL MediaWiki - Just [Import], click on the generated table, click on Import button that appears, now in the lower window choose your options, and copy, then paste into SE's editor. --- Complicated tables in less than a minute. --- There is more than one online site, but that one works well. --- If you want to test a bunch and add them to your Feedback, as a workaround, BMG. — Rob Jul 25 at 4:00

Rob

20:11

Maybe custom shaped water is of more interest: wavegarden.com

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20:22

@Rosie yeah, heard about those machines.

Rob

20:32

Here?:

5 hours ago, by Rob

@ShadowWizardWearingMaskV2 Apparently there are coffee printers,so that image isn't fake:

There are certainly more practical applications: