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Journeyman Geek

00:15

@SonictheAnonymousHedgehog I'm probably going to have to invoke the "No bugging staff about work on the tavern" rule again.

V2Blast

01:08

@Shog9 Congrats!

V2Blast

01:50

@JourneymanGeek Mind pinning the latest blog post? There's some useful info in there about changes coming in the near future. :)

relevant excerpts, for those who don't feel like reading the whole thing:

> Elements of the improved question asking experience that was shipped to Stack Overflow last year will be rolled out to the international and network sites this week and next. This new UX provides a better question-asking flow that unifies the traditional and guided (“Ask Question Wizard”) modes and works equally well for users of all reputation and experience levels. The goal is to help users write better questions and set expectations once their question is posted. This should positively affect the question asking experience across the network, as well as give us a solid platform for pot…

> Next month we will release our Follow Questions capability (something that has been discussed by the community for years). This feature will allow users to “follow” or “unfollow” questions. You’ll be notified on new activity for questions you follow and have the ability to silence questions you no longer want to be notified about to reduce the noise you receive in your inbox.

Journeyman Geek

02:20

Not at all. It's done

Rob

02:35

> This should positively affect the question asking experience across the network, as well as give us a solid platform for pot…

😲

Sonic the Anonymous Hedgehog

06:41

@JourneymanGeek Cross-site spammer (on sites you moderate): stackexchange.com/users/17848130/sandra-frey

rene

07:13

we finally get some "snow" here today. That was about time.

Sonic the Anonymous Hedgehog

07:27

@rene Lucky...we never get snow in San Diego

rene

it really hasn't been winter here at all. More like a long wet autumn

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

What's better?

rene

Summer.

JAD

07:55

yes, please bring back the 40C days of last summer \s

I personally prefer late spring

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

08:16

@JAD poor Spring...

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

08:44

!!/tea JAD

SmokeDetector

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou brews a cup of jasmine tea for @JAD

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

JAD but snakes love heat, no?

JAD

not necessarily

when you're cold, you put on a coat. That doesn't mean that you forever keep that coat on. Similar to reptiles and other thermoregulating animals, they use heat sources to warm up, but enough is enough.

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

What I learned as a kid is that snakes have "cold blood", so they must be in a warm place to survive... though it might be totally wrong.

(and I didn't really try to learn about it any deeper. Yet? ;))

JAD

close, but the implication is different. They can't regulate their own temperature like mammals can. Mammals can use muscle vibrations and such to generate heat internally

snakes and other reptiles are not, and thus take on the temperature of their environment

they can regulate this slightly by picking out a particularly warm or cold spot

In general this means that reptiles work better in warmer climates, since this gives them a wider range to chose from, but it's not exclusively true. Look for example at the range of the Vipera berus. It lives pretty far up north in Scandinavia. Similar examples can be found for the American continent.

The point is though, they also need to be able to cool down if it's too warm

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

08:52

I see

JAD

so snakes kept in captivity always get a hot spot in their tank, along with a cooler side

this way they can regulate their temperature

if it's hot outside, the cool side can become too warm

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

Lucky snakes. :)

BlueSoul

09:39

I was looking at this question on SciFi - Are the pipes in the Mario series made by Mario as tunnel entries to infiltrate Bowser's kingdom or are they a normalcy?

Someone mentioned abandoned concrete pipes in Japan open lots that kids usually use as play grounds to be a possible source of inspiration.

So, I though of Doraemon...

and now I am quite temped to post an answer that claims that Doraemon made the pipes.

Súper Mario y Doraemo en Tokyo 2020

►

JAD

I keep being baffled with what SFF considers Sci-fi and fantasy. Such a broad scope

BlueSoul

09:58

That's because "Fantasy" is often associated to "Dwarf, Elves, Wizards and Ork "

JAD

whereas it's actually a description of the scope of the site: "Just use your imagination to figure out a reason it's on topic" ;)

BlueSoul

well, the site has a long story of ongoing arguments about what is on-topic and what's not.

JAD

I know, I'm mostly joking, but I do think it's a bit broad

BlueSoul

For example, someone once argued that My Little Pony is not fantasy - apparently candy colored ponies that talk, fly, use magic and live in a world with dragons, chimeras, manticores and so on aren't fantasy

(Jokes aside, I suspect there was a big part of "SHAME! It is for kids/girls" that contributed to some of those comments...)

Journeyman Geek

@BlueSoul Its clearly dystopian sci fi

BlueSoul

10:08

@JourneymanGeek Are you familiar with the dystopian science-fiction short story "Harrison Bergeron"?

Mithical

On the other hand, it's got John de Lancie so it can't be too bad, can it...?

Journeyman Geek

@BlueSoul yup

BlueSoul

@JourneymanGeek well, then know that there is a MLP episode that basically follows that plot.

And Larson is indeed know to be a fan of that short story, so probably the reference is quite deliberate.

It is the episode called "The Cutie Map" if you are interested to look for more details. Or just ask me if you wish.

user1306322

10:50

steamcommunity.com/games/593110/announcements/detail/…

> What is Search, Anyway?

who would ask such a question

JAD

hmm, those filters look pretty nifty tbh

user1306322

I would like an sql queryable api please

search is just not working for me

sorting by rating doesn't work when it's a crapware game rated 10/10 by just 4 users

Gimby

@user1306322 Well given how many questions are asked on SO that can be answered in 5 seconds by Google, I would say that there is a rampant world wide epidemic of not know what Search is ;)

user1306322

more like people don't know how to google

even at work where you'd think people had to have passed the interview, they ask very easily searchable questions... except it's only easy if you are aware of what to look up

and that I'm afraid is something only experience can teach

if you haven't played many games, the default search on steam is okay for you probably

however if you know what you like, steam's search sucks

and because this isn't a highly documented and google-crawled space with lots of metadata to make precise search possible, you gotta get creative or... brute force and look through everything :I

Please stop making new accounts and reposting. — xnor 14 hours ago

@xnor who are u stop harassing me — Doctor Reality 12 hours ago

how is this still up lol

BlueSoul

11:10

Talking about Doraemon before gave me the idea for a question about Time Travel in that show.

I doubt it would get much attention on Sci-Fi, but I don't want to have to make an account on anime...

user1306322

it's not going to get any attention on anime I'm afraid

maybe try movies?

BlueSoul

Why would I post a question about the Doraemon manga/anime on Movies? It isn't specific to any of the movies.

Would feel pretty forced imho.

Or are you suggesting that Anime too is a "dead" site with very little traffic?

user1306322

for whatever reason there's a bit of an overlap in anime across sci-fi and movies if the question comes at certain angles, it can be valid on either of them

well, I think both movies and anime are a bit low trafficked these days, but so is sci-fi, probably, idk

but what do I know

BlueSoul

To be fair the question is very simple. I just don't know where it would have more hopes to get a reply.

user1306322

I would post it on anime and then also link to in in both scifi and movie chats but that could be considered "promoting your question" or whatever

BlueSoul

11:21

Yep, I think anime is a better fit, but I am too lazy to open an account. I really wish there was some way to avoid duplicating the accounts on every single site in the network.

user1306322

what do you mean?

I have accounts on a bunch, idk what you mean by duplicating

BlueSoul

I mean that you end up with a separate account on every site in the network

user1306322

but they're kinda united by your single network login

I consider it having one network account and creating per-site profiles

BlueSoul

yep, but the implementation is still annoying because you end up as many users that do cross network flagging.

user1306322

(unless you don't have a network-wide account, I saw some users in that situation, idk how that happens, but it's not a problem for me)

"cross-network flagging"?

BlueSoul

11:26

I mean people like @JourneymanGeek that use Smokey to flag bad content all over the network and not just on one site.

they end up like this: stackexchange.com/users/343080/journeyman-geek?tab=accounts

a ton of 101 rep accounts that only use up space.

user1306322

idk if you need to have an account on the site if you flag things for Smokey, but I think moderators automatically receive all accounts when they gain the diamond?

Mithical

nuh-uh

not even employees automatically get an account on every site

BlueSoul

What @Mithical just said. Also, it is not just a "mod problem" - many other users are in that same situation - see Shadow for example. stackexchange.com/users/201110/…

Mithical

just ask Cat... first day on the job, created like eighty new accounts across the network or something like that :D

user1306322

ok then I don't know anything :p

I don't consider it a problem though

having that 100 association bonus rep allows you to upvote stuff and leave comments

Mithical

11:32

I have, uh, 63 accounts with 101 rep.

user1306322

I can't say exactly what benefits there are to not having an account on a site, but I think it has to do with privacy mostly

I got maybe 40 coz I did some suggested edits and stuff on most of them

on some sites I don't have accounts still coz it's just so not my area of expertise

like academia or quantum computing

BlueSoul

well, for one every site you make an account on is another sets of mods that you gave access to your personal info like email address or real name (if specified)

user1306322

you can kinda see the decline in steady rep gain on anime from this graph

well, I've already tested SO jobs once so all my info is out there anyways :p

Journeyman Geek

@BlueSoul actually...

I always flag manually

and not always from smokey

BlueSoul

@JourneymanGeek just an example. Ties to the old "flag anywhere" privilege proposal.

Journeyman Geek

11:45

also, I recall one of the CMs complaining about needing to create accounts on every site :D

BlueSoul

@JourneymanGeek problem is that any change to the system would require other changes

Journeyman Geek

Hm?

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

Hmm?

BlueSoul

it was suggested multiple time that there should be just a "network account" and that privileges should be split in two categories: network wide privileges that are granted by meeting some basic requirement on any site (example: flag spam / rude comments etc) and some knowledge-field specific ones that require local rep.

So, for example to close a question on Anime you would need Anime rep but other operations would be possible due to having enough rep on any site.

This is partially offset by the 101 rep bonus, but that is just a workaround since there are ways to lose it - for example if you bounty that rep you lose the privileges it granted.

user1306322

yea, why isn't there just one network-wide account by now?

JAD

11:58

22 mins ago, by BlueSoul

well, for one every site you make an account on is another sets of mods that you gave access to your personal info like email address or real name (if specified)

might be a decent reason

BlueSoul

obviously, changing the way accounts are manage is probably very hard now - remember the vestigial email address field that apparently even today can't be removed?

JAD

at what point do mods of a specific site get access to an account?

BlueSoul

@JAD non-employee mods have access to the full user info - including an user email address. The reasoning is that they can use it to search for socks accounts.

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

But they need to click a button to view email and IP address, and the button click is logged.

(i.e. they don't see it out in the open in the user profile page)

BlueSoul

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou it is, that said there are users that I wouldn't trust even with the button to be fair.

Mind you - I doubt any of them will become a mod anytime soon but....

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

12:02

We can't know...

JAD

@BlueSoul I understand. if all that information is moved to a network account, and users get to interact with a site without making a site-account (or removing site-accounts altogether), at what point would mods of that site get to see the network-account's information?

BlueSoul

@JAD good question, it would depend on how they could implement that without breaking everything else.

JAD

point being, that even if you're just allowed to flag on a site without making an account, you still need to be accountable for those flags, so mods of that site would need to be able to act. Separating that out is quite the headache

BlueSoul

Case a), the info is only on the network account and the mods can't look at it would mean that the mods have less power than now.

case b) the info is now visible to any mod of any site in the network, Back to square one.

JAD

case c) only make information visible once a user has interacted with a specific site

question then becomes what does and what does not trigger that

Rob

12:08

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou Bounty Hunter?

45

Q: Restrict moderator tools that allow mass dumping of user emails

There is a tool available to moderators that can show up to 1000 email addresses at once with a single query. On smaller sites, this tool is probably powerful enough to create a dump of the email addresses for a large part of the userbase with two dozen queries. And probably an almost full list o...

user1306322

aside from emails, what other PII does the profile invite you to share? real name? anything else?

what's the reason for having your real name field in the first place?

BlueSoul

@user1306322 I think that technically it should be required legally to create an account?

user1306322

well them I'm an illegal user on sooo many sites and services :p

BlueSoul

I don't know - just guessing.

user1306322

with all the GDPR stuff idk if there's any good reason to invite users to enter their real name into the system needlessly

doppelgreener

12:17

@user1306322 there's really not, and it gets exposed publicly via some mediums, which it really absolutely never should:

51

Q: My public display name in a Channel shouldn't be tied to my Private Information Full Name

I've found based on a previous support request I made (How can I change my display name in a Channel?), the display name I have in a channel depends on the “Full name” I choose in my profile settings. Which is to say, setting this... ... means I show up in a Channel's user list like this: ...

feature-request status-completed stack-overflow-for-teams privacy display-names

(Ironically the name field is supposed to affect your developer story but it doesn't.)

JAD

@doppelgreener you phrase that as present tense, while it looks like status-completed. Am I missing something?

doppelgreener

oh hey, you're right! i never saw that it got updated

yaaaayyy

JAD

:o

Magisch

hey doppelgreener

long time no see

Rob

(⊙︿⊙ ✿)

doppelgreener

12:26

hoi!

Magisch

I wonder if the username is a reference to 2 greener or the doppler effect

JAD

I thought it was a play on doppelganger

user1306322

like greenshift?

doppelgreener

@JAD correct

JAD

\o/

doppelgreener

12:28

+ i always use green avatars

(this one time i used an avatar that wasn't green at all. several people freaked out, and one of them edited it for me to make it green. i used that one. balance was restored.)

Mast

@JAD A greener doppelganger.

user1306322

ye thanks for editing the title

1

A: The Q1 2020 Community Roadmap is on the Blog

Since you have mentioned Developer Survey as a way to understand the community in that fancy image, I just wanted to point at something that might not be a big deal, but it was disturbing enough to completely push me away from such things. I have been participating in the developer survey since ...

oof

SO folks might wanna check if certain locales are entirely absent from survey for this reason

there will probably still have been some users from such places who used VPNs to post theirs but that probably prevented a lot of potential responses and should be noticeable from the stats

from reading the blog, you might be surprised why Ben Popper is not out of a job by now, if he's such a terrible coder :p

Magisch

13:07

the geoblocking is iirc sanctions based

qualtrics is geo blocking states which the US has economic sanctions against

From Qualtrics ToS:

> You warrant that you will not use the Services or Software in connection with any person, including yourself, that is (1) located in a country or region that is subject to comprehensive U.S. economic sanctions (including Cuba, Iran, North Korea, Syria, and the Crimea region of Ukraine); or (2) a designated, denied, or otherwise restricted party, as specified under the laws and regulations identified above.

Rob

14:05

@user1306322 The computer doesn't care: "The code doesn’t try to hide anything, it is Honest Code.".

It runs, he works. It does not run, he works harder.

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

14:24

@Rob so, code can't be a politician?

@doppelgreener yeah, you with a non-green avatar is like me not being a Shadow...

Journeyman Geek

Or me with an Ava that isn't the dog.

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

Yup

Or @rene not being a flower...

doppelgreener

14:48

this is going to keep me up at night

i didn't opt in to these scary stories

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

@doppelgreener rene being a green shadow flower?

:-P

doppelgreener

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou :O

amazing

JAD

perfection

so when is St. Patrick's day?

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

lol not sure rene is going to agree.... ;)

@JAD ask Partick

@Pat when's your day?

JAD

17th of march according to $searchengine

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

14:58

No work this day?

It's Over

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou is @rene feeling sick?

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

We have Purim coming soon, think a week before that Patrick's day.

JAD

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou everything turns green on St. Patrick's Day

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

We have cool names to our holidays, not just names of people. ;)

It's Over

I hope our GDP does

We don't have cool names for hiolidays.

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

15:00

@JAD ohhh lol

Journeyman Geek

@doppelgreener actually. I have a plan for when my roomie passes on- probably go sepia or greyscale

It's Over

We don't have holidays

See, I even spelled it wrong

Journeyman Geek

But yes. I think my Ava will always be a dog

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

@It'sOver you do... Ramadan is the one I know the most since I can't eat proper Hummus during that holiday.... :(

Journeyman Geek

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou o0 why?

It's Over

15:01

What kind of a holiday is one when you don't eat?

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

@It'sOver one that those who make the food are fasting during the day

It's Over

@JourneymanGeek Can you at least say "ava" because I keep confusing it for @Ava

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

For a month!

It's Over

Well, we break it at dusk, we're not like those weirdos that fast the entire month

Wait, is that you? Whoops

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

@It'sOver nah, he's a strong flower

It's Over

15:02

I meant "magnificent weirdos"

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

@JourneymanGeek can attach angel wings to him.

2 mins ago, by Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

@It'sOver one that those who make the food are fasting during the day

:/

@It'sOver nope, we fast for a single day, but a full day - 25 hours to be very exact.

It's Over

:\

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou eh, still pretty weird. What does yours signify?

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

@It'sOver trying to get redemption for our sins. Yours?

BlueSoul

For now I have tried on Sci-Fi. Will be funny to see if anyone actually comments on that.

It's Over

Moses going to that mountain for some wifi signal reception to receive God's emails?

Gimby

15:06

@It'sOver But you also don't drink anything during the fasting period, right?

It's Over

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou Eh, to get ready for the harsh thirst of the judgement day

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

@It'sOver nah, that's just the Bible.

Actually, in that location he got just two big stone tablets with 10 rules.

It's Over

@Gimby Yep, that's the bane

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou Hard enough to obey

Gimby

@It'sOver That's putting it mildly IMO, my head hurts just thinking about it.

It's Over

Thirst is something else. Closer to breaking the fast, you crave food harder, but thirst is your companion all day

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

15:08

@It'sOver judgement day is our death, where it's decided if we go to Heaven or to Hell.

@It'sOver my nemesis is the headaches.

Mithical

I kinda just space out whenever it's a fast day. My head feels like it's floating.

It's Over

Pfft

Noob.

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

@It'sOver well, he broke those tablets anyway.

It's Over

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou Yeah, and it takes a long time for the judging process to finish

JAD

@Mithical hmm, does it make the day go by fast?

Mithical

15:10

Unfortunately not

It's Over

Apparently the air conditioning will suck, and there will be no delicacies

@JAD Sleep does. A bit. Torturous sleep.

The only sure way to make it go faster is doing something interesting

Or at least one that will have your attention

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

Reading

Before I had kids I just read all day long and it was enough.

It's Over

I'm in chapter 29 @Sha

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

With kids, I actually can't complete the fast, at some point headache wins and I must drink.

JAD

no appreciation for the hilarious joke :(

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

15:13

@JAD missed pun? Fry it on a pan! :D

@Magi is our local pun guru.

Mithical

@JAD I've heard it enough times that I ignore it.

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

Or at least my guru. ;)

@It'sOver from what I remember, the chapters are short, right? Like 3-6 pages in average?

(might be wrong though)

It's Over

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou I guess. 10, more like

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

hmm

It's Over

70 chapters is roughly 700 pages

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

15:15

The more I re-watch the TV show, the more I want to go back to reading.

But... still can't get myself to do it.

@It'sOver that's the whole series of books?

It's Over

1 book

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

oh wow forgot how big they are

It's Over

The shortest one, the first one (maybe)

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

You know, I'm bit surprised those books aren't censored in Iran.

avazula

@It'sOver What's happening?

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

15:17

Or are they, and you got them in a non-direct way?

avazula

@JourneymanGeek I'm no dog! :o

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

lol

avazula

I'm an aircraft. You know that, Geek!

It's Over

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou I'm reading e-books

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

@ava it's my fault, it all started when I made @rene green and shadowy. :D

It's Over

15:19

The books aren't banned, they won't ever get the chance to be published

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

@It'sOver ohh... now it makes more sense.

avazula

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou Was that supposed to be some kind of attempt to simulate what color blind people see? :p

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

I can't read books online, it just.... feels wrong? Guess I'm just old fashioned. :/

Must have it printed on paper to read properly and enjoy it.

avazula

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou Me neither. I have some Kindles book on my phone but ... blegh

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

@It'sOver but suppose someone tries to order them from Amazon, what happens?

user1306322

15:20

you can't burn audiobooks

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

@avazula nope, just attempt to prove a point that rene can't be green. ;)

It's Over

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou How can they pay? There is no PayPal or VISA card or whatever here, there are only heavily controlled intermediaries

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

@avazula exactly! feels a bond with @ava :D

@It'sOver no visa??? So.... how you buy stuff?

avazula

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou Don't take me as an example. I'm an old soul trapped in a young body :D

It's Over

And those are for educational reference books, I dunno about fiction

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

15:22

@avazula same here! :P

It's Over

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou We have credit cards and what-not. We have more cards than I can fit in my wallet before I go out, but the whole system is isolated

avazula

There are some things I just can't do. Like ... social media. That escapes me for some reason. And don't get me started on texts ... I never read them! :bad person:

It's Over

For good reason, the economy is as crappy as it can be

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

@It'sOver oh. For me Visa is credit card, LOL. So you can't use any of those credit cards outside of Iran? What about Bitcoin?

user1306322

@avazula you never read the sacred holy texts?

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

15:25

@It'sOver just read today that Corona might be the final straw..... :(

(for Iran's economy)

avazula

@user1306322 I guess I'm an atheist downer? :p

It's Over

Pfft, I thought that like three hundred steps ago.

It just keeps getting worse and worse. The abyss is infinite.

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

But hey, you still have it up and running. No?

It's Over

@avazula Is an atheist downer a theologian, or

Feeds

What’s behind the hype about Blazor?

Ryan Donovan on February 26, 2020

Blazor is a new client-side UI framework from the ASP.NET team. Its big selling point is the ability to write rich web UI experiences using HTML, CSS, and C# instead of JavaScript—something a lot of developers have been dreaming of.

avazula

15:27

@It'sOver I was thinking faithless sedative but your choice

It's Over

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou I guess. We're not a wealthy family, but mom and dad's job aren't gambley, we don't go bankrupt.

Still, everyone is hit

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

@avazula well I can do social media but usually don't enjoy it.

It's Over

Although for the 1 percent, it'd be pillows.

Wait, no, a pillow inside a pillow

avazula

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou I use them ... as a lurker o_o

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

@It'sOver feathers?

avazula

15:28

Hardly ever post though ;)

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

I use only Twitter these days, and took me three incarnations there to reach some balance.

It's Over

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou If they had feathers inside feathers

Or three levels

I watching Inception

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

@It'sOver when the country itself go bankrupt, it's not relevant, everyone lose everything. I hope it won't reach that stage in your place.

It's Over

AKA DiCaprio shouting every sentence in English that would make zero sense out of context

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou We keep digging. Might as well reach the other side of the planet

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

> Our dreams feel real while we're in them

This? ^

It's Over

15:31

> MAAAAAL

This one

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

lol

avazula

> I'm in spaaace

It's Over

That was not in Inception

But hmm, I think this world isn't real. It's my dream. I can do whatever I want.

Flies off the fifth floor

avazula

calls 911

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

casting a spell that grows wings for @M.A.R

It's Over

15:33

There's no 911 in dreams

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

There's no 911 in Israel

It's Over

Or rather, they're fighting those weirdos that kidnapped this dead billionaire's son

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

(we actually have three different emergency numbers)

avazula

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou I beat you with my 4

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

lol

It's Over

15:34

We have 110 for the police, 115 for an emergency ambulance, and 125 for a firetruck

What else is an emergency, because I dunno

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

@It'sOver here it's 100, 101, and 102

It's Over

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou Ours are better

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

There are more, but not really for emergency cases.

It's Over

For two of your numbers, you have to move your fingers twice

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

(just shortcuts, e.g. to the city hall to report something related to the city)

@It'sOver so you can order a firetruck?

It's Over

15:37

OMG OMG OMG GRANDPA HAD A HEART ATTACK, 1[CALL] NO, DAMMIT, HANGS UP, 102, NOOOO, 1# I give up

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

Anyway, there are attempts to unite those numbers to a single number (just like the USA's 911), no success so far.

It's Over

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou Only to bring lunch

Their lunch. From the fire station

And some raw sausages for the barbecue.

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

@It'sOver why raw? It's not safe.

:-P

It's Over

Good job @Sha, botching up the whole joke with another joke

If they ever cloned you I'd know how to tell the original from the others

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

bows

@It'sOver How?

Bushy eyebrows?

It's Over

15:40

Talk about sausages and have you ask "raw or cooked?"

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

lol

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

15:59

@It's time for....

!!/coffee M.A.R

SmokeDetector

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou brews a cup of Mocha for @M.A.R

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

(you'll always be M.A.R for me ;))

!!/cook sausages

SmokeDetector

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou No such command 'cook'.

Shadow Wizard is Ear For You

:(

rene

16:32

Oi .. >:-(

Hey @JourneymanGeek you're mentioned here .... ;)

It's Over

Dang, I miss the best too

But, as usual.

If I were present it would have been weird

Unless @Mach is kidding

Machavity

17:02

@It'sOver You didn't get the notice? I'm disappointed :P

Rob

17:13

@It'sOver I saw that movie, they fold up the streets night and day.

@It'sOver Meat you at the BBQ

user1306322

18:14

@Feeds so is it Ryan Donavan or is it Chris Sainty?

ok who are these people

stackoverflow.blog/author/charles-r-martin

stackoverflow.blog/author/chris-sainty

stackoverflow.blog/authors this is another weird page

makes me thing Ryan Donavan or whoever logs in as that person creates fake authors to post articles as and got sloppy lately and didn't change all the metadata everywhere and it seeps through RSS >.>

user1306322

18:34

> It’s easy to see the differences between the two code samples, but what I want you to focus on the similarities.

Rubiksmoose

19:01

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A: After the recent CM departures, are there plans to shut down network sites or Area 51?

TL;DR: We're not planning to shut down any SE sites. The future of Area51 is still uncertain. Last week the CM team met with Teresa, our new CPO, and we talked about what the future of the network looks like. The conversation started off with the understanding that shutting down SE sites was off...

Conspicuous Compiler

19:49

@user1306322 That seems like a really weird conspiracy to speculate exists. More likely than not, a bunch of people saw stackoverflow.blog/2020/01/27/blog-contributor-guidelines and decided to submit articles, since having published articles looks good on your LinkedIn. It's not surprising that people who write similarly to existing contributors are more likely to have their content chosen.

M.A.R.

@ConspicuousCompiler Well, they have become conspicuous

Conspicuous Compiler

👀

Feeds

20:37

See also: Farm animals and dinosaurs. I am so confident that there exists children's media that involves dinosaurs driving trucks on a farm that I'm writing this without even Googling to check.

3

canon

lol

ArtOfCode

20:50

the caption though

he's right

M.A.R.

Barney the broccoli

Catija

21:09

@Feeds It started at 18 months, but, yes.

user1271772

23:00

@ShadowWizardisEarForYou I have a very good memory for birthdays! Would you consider supporting a Materials Design stack exchange? area51.stackexchange.com/proposals/122958/materials-modeling It's for the design of new materials: solar cells, photovoltaics, bio-materials, new materials for better batteries, energy storage materials, molecular magnets, energy conversion materials, organic LEDs for smartphone screens, stronger and lighter materials for cars, bikes, planes, spaceships, etc.

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