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user202362
9:02 AM
sure, as long as he picks them up from my place
 
@Jeremy ^
 
@ShadowWizard I was browsing thru the users pages while searching for clues related to the chicken. Then I though I could try and check if any other "system" user existed. I just clicked on the first user that was displayed at the moment and edited the link to check for negative IDs.
That, or I know something about hats you still don't and the link is an elaborate clue.
 
9:08 AM
so the first secret hat is already discovered, even before WB started ...
 
@rene chicken won't make a good hat
 
@ShadowWizard totally has to be a turkey
 
user202362
@rene is it the not so invisible hat?
 
I go cold turkey
 
πŸ” => πŸ”πŸ₯š => πŸ£πŸ” => πŸ” πŸ” => πŸ”πŸ₯šπŸ”πŸ₯š
aaaaaand, for some reason, if you paste a chicken emoji on the right of an egg emoji.... the chicken turns into a roster.
 
Anonymous
9:15 AM
πŸ₯šπŸ”
 
Not on windows?
 
Anonymous
Emoji are pretty goofy.
 
@JourneymanGeek on window right now and Jeremy post gets displayed as an egg followed by a roster.
 
what browser/OS?
Looks fine on "chrome"(well vivaldi)/windows
πŸ“ looks a lot like the google chicken emoji
 
Anonymous
It doesn't look like those emoji are supposed to be combinable (I checked, since some sort-of are).
 
9:19 AM
firefox. Both standard and dev edition
 
odd
I'm on the latest and I see the "ms" style emoji
 
Chrome instead does not display the egg
 
Anonymous
Ubuntu?
 
I see the eggs on vivaldi
I do have a fedora box here...
 
Anonymous
Y'all need to get with Microsoft Windows for the latest and greatest in standards support.
 
9:21 AM
and just checked on a virtual machine, same behavior
 
Anonymous
Needs moar fonts.
 
hah
I do have a windows XP system next to me....
donno if its plugged in
 
zoomed version
 
Anonymous
ohhhh
 
9:23 AM
same character, first one is displayed as yellow chicken shape, the second as actual image
 
Anonymous
πŸ¦ƒπŸ“πŸ”πŸ₯šπŸ£πŸ₯🐀
 
Anonymous
 
Firefox has some oddities regarding emoji display, see superuser.com/questions/1173773/…
 
user202362
 
@JeremyBanks looks identical to me
lol
so fun to see spam, then see the downvote number rapidly climb up as you try to hit the flag button
 
9:28 AM
aaaaaaaaa my Android Studi oand Gradle is borking my office PC!!
 
@Stijn still doesn't really explain why the same character is displayed in different ways depending on its position in a message.
 
@ShadowWizard FWIW, that chicken got me to a repcap yesterday ;p
 
@JourneymanGeek good! And bunch of badges. ;)
 
@ShadowWizard 2? ;p
 
!!/chicken
... no response? :'(
 
Anonymous
9:33 AM
@Derpy Maybe a goofy mis-configured ligature in the font. What OS?
 
@Derpy probably this
439
Q: Why are emoji characters like 👩‍👩‍👧‍👦 treated so strangely in Swift strings?

Ben LeggieroThe character πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘¦ (family with two women, one girl, and one boy) is encoded as such: U+1F469 WOMAN, ‍U+200D ZWJ, U+1F469 WOMAN, U+200D ZWJ, U+1F467 GIRL, U+200D ZWJ, U+1F466 BOY So it's very interestingly-encoded; the perfect target for a unit test. However, Swift doesn't seem to know h...

 
Anonymous
I don't think it is; I don't think any of that logic is supposed to apply to the chicken and rooster emoji.
 
@Stijn Oy! Did you make it home?
 
@rene yes, only took me 3,5 hours :p first 30km was at an average speed of 15 km/h, then it was normal speed
I had only just left the parking lot and got stuck already on a bunch of ice, managed to get past the "vangrail" by a few cm
 
Glad you made it in one piece then ;)
 
9:44 AM
you and me both :p
working from home today
 
Same here
 
@AndrewT. much simpler. Only logical conclusion is that the first chicken (the yellow shape) is the system default font. Since the chicken exists as a system font, Firefox uses that version by default. The egg doesn't exist as a system font, so Firefox switches to its own emoji font set. After it does, it applies the custom set to any further emoji its find in the message.
So the real question is: why does Firefox attempt to use the system emoji fonts until forced to fall back to its custom sets instead of just going custom from the start??
 
just reached 14k rep on SO, at this rate I'll have 20k in 2020 :p
 
Anonymous
that is very strange ζ—₯ i wonder what could be happening
 
9:55 AM
why "sun".. did you mean "day"???
 
Anonymous
first chinese character I could find to copy-paste. I was trying to trigger that old text rendering bug(?) where after certain chinese glyphs it would also render the latin characters in the same wide monospace/grid.
 
Anonymous
Doesn't seem to be happening here.
 
!!/alive
 
!!/chicken
 
emoji's are complex apparently, here's a random bug
> The reason these characters fail is that one of the high surrogate codepoints involved is flagged as a possible bidi char (by gfxFontUtils::PotentialRTLChar), which forces gfxCoreTextShaper to bidi-wrap the string; then the period added at the end of the text causes Core Text font fallback; and this means we abandon Core Text shaping and fall back to harfbuzz, which doesn't support the 'morx' feature the font is using to ligate the glyphs here. [...]
bidi, harfbuzz, morx... strange words :p
 
10:05 AM
waiting for tchrist to come
only know bidi - bidirectional
 
not pingable :/
 
10:42 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: Shiny renderPlot() sometime fail to be updated by Juan Pablo on stackoverflow.com
 
@ShadowWizard Pingable in ELU's main chat
But you guys can't possibly have something important to say
except maybe "duck!"
 
10:57 AM
@M.A.R. no no no Chicken
 
11:13 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted website in answer: My laptop doesn't allow me to access the BIOS by Ciaran McKenzie on superuser.com
 
12:04 PM
There's only one reviewer per review for late answers so there's no community concensus to speak of. The closest you'll get is checking if the flags you've raised during reviews are marked helpful. — ivarni 28 mins ago
is that ^ true?
what is the point of reviewing then?
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad NS for domain in answer, linked punctuation in answer: VPS: How can I update the available hard disk space after upgrade? by A.Talal on serverfault.com
 
@Telkitty that is ... somewhat disturbing ....
 
user202362
why?
 
hands shouldn't belong there ... I think ..
 
user202362
on the neck probably is a monitor, you never know
 
12:15 PM
Let's settle on that ....
 
12:26 PM
Trad: I will give you the choice (of spontaneous removal)
 
@rene I believe you have enough rep to "review the reviews": all recent "late answer" reviews
and based on having that privilege on a smaller site, yes, most of the items only got reviewed by a single user
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted website in body: How can i run random URL without open a new window by zus on stackoverflow.com
 
12:43 PM
fixed: all "late answer" items only got reviewed by 1 user, so ivarni's right
 
@AndrewT. yeah, you're right.
 
πŸ₯πŸ”
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user202362
:'( my keyboard has been removed :'(
 
!!/hats
 
@AndrewT. WE LOVE HATS! Winter Bash will begin in 0 days, 11 hours, 6 minutes, and 15 seconds.
 
12:54 PM
@Chicken was it done manually? was it automatically???
 
@Telkitty let's keep this a welcoming environment for everyone, shall we?
 
@Chicken 🐺
 
user202362
how is that not friendly?
 
user202362
it's a welcoming keyboard!
 
user202362
that welcomes your fingers
 
12:56 PM
you're too fast on trolling, please troll when Winter Bash starts :/
 
@Telkitty Please stop right now. End of discussion.
 
user202362
 
@balpha only 11 hours left. Quick, no time to be here, you and the others should be spreading hats all around the sites.
 
user202362
exactly where should my cursor stay to see hidden goody goodies?
 
1:17 PM
@Chicken πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹
So, should everypony guess the next chapter in the Chicken chronicles?
 
Obviously, the chick will become another chicken.
Chicken might lay another egg in the meanwhile though.
 
@ShadowWizard see? You are just an gray sad old man. Why had it to become a regular chicken? Why not an basilisk ?
Or a chocobo
You have no imagination
 
1:45 PM
@Derpy let's see who's to blame...
!!/blame
 
@ShadowWizard It's bluefeet's fault.
 
@Derpy or a cocatrice.
 
^ wild guess, next time it comes, it will be called "Chickens"
 
hm
Should I be updating the chicken post?
 
Sure.
 
1:47 PM
Sure.
 
You are expected to
 
Chicken star wall
Chicken on the Meta
 
room topic changed to Tavern on the Meta: MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF STARS AND CHICKEN! Wheel of blame link bolted on for your ease of use: jsfiddle.net/Ldvwp8uv/12/embedded/result [bug] [crickets] [discussion] [excuses] [support] [waffles]
 
you forgot
 
I sure did
 
1:53 PM
You have got a mail delivery pony running around for years and never it occurred to you to change the room topic. A chicken comes around and one day later the topic gets changed.
 
We love diversity.
 
@Derpy but chicken
 
Talk about recommendations....
those diamonds.
who prefers diamonds to free muffins?
humans...
 
Me ;P
 
"diamonds are forever.... unlike your mufffin which I just atttteeeee"
(hammered into the tune of the old james bond theme)
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Pattern-matching website in answer: What software can create a paint-by-number? by Carls on graphicdesign.SE
 
2:33 PM
@JourneymanGeek need del votes now
 
@rene I'm too late
I am convinced troll tho
He posted another OT question earlier IIRC
 
@rene yeah, just a useless troll
 
Oh, I missed that one. Do we need someone to suspend the account?
 
@rene better network wide suspension, yep
 
2:35 PM
how to add to Smokey black list?
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in answer: Windows rsync command line by Baretto James on softwarerecs.SE
 
eh, we can just close/delvote those lol
 
@rene No such command 'blu'.
@rene User blacklisted (377182 on meta.stackexchange.com).
 
thanks love
 
2:48 PM
thanks!
 
> noscript has downloaded an update and requires new permissions: download files and modify download history.
What? Why?
 
I want to ask for help here. I am struggling on all the sites that I am part of the earn reputation. Does anyojne have any tips on earning reputation as I have read all the help faq and communitywiki questions but still struggling
Any ideas
 
Anwser edited to remove obesentiy
 
@JakeSymons I've always felt the trick wasn't go for rep
but rather to try to post the best answers you can, and iterate on that
Its also a matter of "getting your audience"
 
3:03 PM
@JourneymanGeek how do I do that ??
 
@JakeSymons Well, look at good answers. look at less good, more popular answers.
I'd also go for less generic answers
You're going to have better luck with answers that are unique
 
Is there any sites which would be easier to earn rep on
 
ah, see
the first step, is to stop worrying about the reputation
;p
If you're focusing on it, you'll try to grind
Grinding is probably bad
 
So just answer questions that I know how to answer well, don't go looking for questions to ask/awnser just to get rep?
 
Yes!
(and tbh, my early answers were not that good too!)
I basically quoted the manual to him. (boring!)
I spiced that up with explainations on LED strip types (which he needs to know), and what to get without turning it into a hardware recs
a successful answer often has to add value
They don't even have to be very long
just stuff that is less common, and people find useful
 
3:09 PM
Theres a lot of anwsered questions superuser.com/unanswered/tagged/windows-7 should I see if I can awnser some
 
I mainly trawl the front pages
(cause I r lazy.)
but really - start with a few small things. Spellcheck, and answers unique to you, and you'll be on your way ;p
 
ok, found out. Thanks to new firefox, now the "export setting" feature works by downloading the settings. -_-'
And obviously even if the dev provides explanation for the required permissions, the explanation isn't available in the add-in package so it is lost.
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: Christmas memory game by walhamuk on stackoverflow.com
 
3:31 PM
they made Roblox toys?
It's a joke, right?
How can you even think about making toys for a game that basically is GameMaker Meets Lego
(and edited, no need for the amazon link)
 
3:46 PM
@rene Not sure. Maybe thought the info was irrelevant now that there was a solution? Thanks for rescuing it.
 
np
 
Huh... new dropdown for the SE logo on the left.
 
Ok, how many MSE posts will that generate and what will the vote split be. Please place your bets ....
 
4:02 PM
I like the idea... not sure about the implementation? But, that said, I don't know what would fit that space better. For experienced users, it seems a bit... generic?
 
At least it isn't a direct navigation action which I think is better then it was.
 
Yes. Definitely. It would be cool if it was actually links to HNQ, Rep leagues, list of sites, etc.
But, regardless, having it not change the page I'm on is a big help... though, I haven't accidentally clicked on it in a while. ... so a self-solving problem, to some degree.
But there's time to make it more useful... the main initial goal is making it not a link.
 
user315433
@Catija The dropdown should show a picture of Joel taking a stand.
 
Oooh, no, that's where they should put Zardoz now that he's off the 404 page :P
 
user315433
I meant a keg stand of course.
 
4:17 PM
I have it on good authority that the only kegs at SE headquarters are Kombucha and cold brew coffee... no beer.
Oct 5 at 22:37, by Adam Lear
yeah, NY office has kombucha on tap, but beer we have to get out of the fridge like savages
 
πŸ”πŸ€
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@rene time to stick the new story chapter ^
 
It's odd how different my chickens look...
 
user315433
How do we feed this tamagotchi, with stars?
 
It seems to be doing fine by itself.
 
user315433
4:27 PM
Yes, appears to be overfed if anything.
 
So what character set produces those... the emoji list has an emoji for both Chrome and Windows that... don't match what I see.
 
the best part will be that we have a starboard overflow for the next 3 weeks and it has nothing to do with hats, at all ....
 
The chickens are the harbingers of hats... how can you say that they have nothing to do with hats!?!?!
 
@Catija are you on chrome/win 10?
 
user315433
Could be a budget version of Stack Egg.
 
4:29 PM
It is a prophecy. When the sun of the first day of the bash shall shine on the Chicken, then @Infinite will return to our lands.
 
@rene Chrome... yes... Um... I'm going to say probably Windows 10... but I don't know... my office has this weird way of getting to the internet through a "portal"... so it's not my machine and I can't see anything on it other than the web browsers.
 
@Catija this is how it looks for me: i.stack.imgur.com/RwKKl.png
 
@Catija Citrix? hissing sounds
 
@Derpy I don't know what that is...
 
@Derpy probably yes
 
4:31 PM
... I'm going to guess... no.
 
user315433
@Derpy Inf was a duck...
 
We do a lot of in-house stuff for this sort of thing.
 
Does this (eldritch abomination) look familiar?
 
I think it's just a remote desktop connection with a special login. ? Does that make sense?
 
 
4:33 PM
No.
 
ok, then maybe you are safe.
 
this ia what it looks like on a Win2012 box (accessing via a citrix receiver) i.stack.imgur.com/zWpyR.png
 
it looks the same on firefox, without citrix
 
I don't expect the RDP protocol to cause issues
 
(ok, almost. The egg gets replaced by the firefox specific emoji character)
 
4:51 PM
@Catija if you open Explorer, do you have This Computer or My Computer in the left pane at the top? Right click it > properties. That dialog should tell on what windows version you are. That screenshot is from Chome running on a W2012 R2 datacenter version.
 
@rene Um... none of the above? My desktop is running Windows 7... I know that... but the portal is different. I can't get the the explorer for the system that hosts the browser.
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: how does electricity travel? by Zachary Ross on physics.SE
 
5:18 PM
@Catija Oh, a system engineer went all the way to keep the machine from allowing you to do anything extra. fair enough ... let's move on.
 
@rene Sounds good to me.
 
\o/
 
I found this question but I don't know weather to report it as duplicate because the duplicate is about a different section but the same issue. What do you guys think. Is a a duplicate? meta.stackexchange.com/questions/304327/…
 
@JakeSymons a duplicate of what?
 
I wasn't sure because its about the same issue but different pages which is why I am asking first.
 
5:28 PM
you can be sure that if @ShadowWizard didn't propose it as a dupe, it isn't. He left a comment on the question pointing to that same question you found.
 
Yeah. That's about what I was going to say... Shadow has no issues with dupe closing stuff.
 
Okay thanks I thought i'd ask before it was flagged.
*made the mistake of flagging it
 
@rene hmm?
 
We're accusing you of being liberal with your dupe hammer :P
 
oh. Same buggy code, different places. So no dupe in this case.
Unless they will make it generic, which I doubt.
 
5:33 PM
So... I'm sort of OK with the chicken having one chick without a rooster anywhere in sight (we don't know what happened before she came here)... but... I don't know how I'll feel if there are more of them.
 
@Catija you mean the chicken and her chick will... you know... o_o
 
... ewww... no. That's not even what I meant... I was referring to immaculate conception.
 
@JakeSymons no harm done, no auto comment since it's already linked. Will see if it's in the Close review though.
 
Which, I suppose for the Christians among us, is appropriate for the season... but :/
 
@Catija lol
 
5:35 PM
Never realized conception was a seasonal thing ...
 
Also, there's been a general assumption that the new chick will also start producing eggs... which implies that we're assuming it's female, too...
@rene Depends on the animal... for chickens, it's not.
 
I take your word for it
 
6:08 PM
3 messages moved to Chimney
 
user315433
6:18 PM
Search for "Chicken nativity scene" did not disappoint
 
user315433
 
user315433
A byproduct was owl nativity.
 
user315433
 
6:39 PM
@CrazyIvan Ha ha ha! It all becomes clear.
 
7:03 PM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Pattern-matching website in answer: EverlyWell - legit? by user12242 on health.SE
 
7:20 PM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer (batch report: post 3 out of 3): EverlyWell - legit? by user12242 on health.SE
 
user315433
7:39 PM
!!/hats
 
@CrazyIvan WE LOVE HATS! Winter Bash will begin in 0 days, 4 hours, 20 minutes, and 50 seconds.
 
πŸ”πŸ”
6
 
DUAL CHICKENS!!!
 
So... What do the different emoji mean?
 
The chickens are going to start replicating like rabbits.
 
user315433
7:57 PM
Or die if we stop feeding them with stars.
 
Either Shog is actually asking or the staff are disappointed that we haven't solved it yet.
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: Listen for click events on a LineLayer by Pro Man on stackoverflow.com
 
user315433
> A new adventure begins! Today I join the engineering team at @toptal -- Néstor Soriano at 12:00 AM - 12 Dec 2017
 
user315433
Toptal now has Sklivvz, Jin and Konamiman
 
user315433
8:14 PM
> Toptal is a network of the top 3% of software engineering, design, and finance talent
 
user315433
How elitist. And why exactly 3%?
 
because they aren't in the top 2%?
 
Makes sense
 
And how do they even ascertain that?
 
More exactly, they aren't in n% for any n <3
 
8:16 PM
@Catija Leave that to marketing ...
Okay, that was my daily marketing bashing ... you're all awesome marketeers ....
 
@JohnDvorak Good old Zeno's Paradox at work.
 
since Rene wrote "marketeers" with "ee", I initially misread that as "musketeers"
 
Mouseketeers
 
user315433
SO all-time reputation league tracks 385626 users (those with 200+ rep), and places me at #10193 all-time, which is ... 2.6%. Phew, that was close.
 
user315433
8:23 PM
@SmokeDetector I'll go with NAA absent further evidence of spamming
 
 
2 hours later…
πŸ”
9
 
Anonymous
unexpected
 
The baby chicken moved out, obviously.
Or the older one ended up in a pot.
 
Tasted like chicken
 
10:42 PM
"Why'd the chicken run away?" "Cause it's chicken."
2
 
@JonEricson #fired
 
@balpha I think you meant #fried
 
user315433
10:59 PM
The tamagotchi theory suggests it died because the previous post got only 3 stars.
 
Three stars is insufficient to support two full grown chickens.
 
11:13 PM
!!hats
!!/hats
 
@Catija WE LOVE HATS! Winter Bash will begin in 0 days, 0 hours, 46 minutes, and 14 seconds.
 
user202362
fired not fried chicken
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword with email in body: Sounds in left ear by chris mcanally on physics.SE
 
user202362
stackexchange owned chicken farm: CM can managing a community of chickens, developers can build chicken coops, muhahaha!
 
11:45 PM
Morning. Hm. More and less chickens.
 
!!/hats
 
@Catija WE LOVE HATS! Winter Bash will begin in 0 days, 0 hours, 12 minutes, and 8 seconds.
 
β“πŸ”
9
 
Anonymous
yes
 
@Chicken Where did the chicken go???
FIND THE CHICKEN!!!
 
11:53 PM
@Catija fry the chicken?
 
:(
 
Did you chicken the coop? That's where I'd chick first.
 
How long have you been saving these up, @JonEricson ?
 
user202362
there is a fox and a dog in the coop, no chickens, none
 
@Catija almost a year I guess ...
 
11:58 PM
@JonEricson we have a coop?
 
!!/hats
 
@Catija WE LOVE HATS! Winter Bash will begin in 0 days, 0 hours, 1 minute, and 1 second.
 
@RoryAlsop I have a sedan?
 
@Catija that must be a USA'ian joke - those aren't types of car this side of the water
 
@Catija WE LOVE HATS! Winter Bash will begin in 0 days, 0 hours, 0 minutes, and 18 seconds.
 
11:59 PM
:-)
 
@Catija Puns don't stay fresh all that long. Maybe a minute?
 
10 seconds!!!
 
HAAAAAAAAAAATS
 
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