12:02 AM
@Tropiks It's Saturday night/Sunday morning. :)

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user202362
2:08 AM
@tchrist a trap that a prey voluntarily gets in during certain period of the day so to make it easier for a potential predator

I’m not sure that prey is a count noun.

user202362
irrelevant for the trap

user335633
@hichris123 true that

user202362
some prey don't need a work place - like your tomatoes, always there dying to be devoured by a neighbourhood deer

2:51 AM
I have taken . . . measures . . . to guard against this. They mostly work.

user335633
measures eh?

A harmless, little, leaf-eating, doe-eyed little deer?

user335633
tasty deers

Deer is invariant. No -s allowed.
Like sheep.
One deer, two deer, red deer, blue deer.
These are not the beasts you fear, dear.

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user202362
3:18 AM
deer friendsheep

-3

Solve the following system algebraically: y = x2 y = 8 – x2 Since I am looking for the intersection points, I am therefore looking for the points where the equations overlap, where they share the same values. That is, I am trying to find any spots where y = x2 equals y = 8 – x2: y = x2 = y = 8 ...

Answer to HNQ. How thotful of the author to include ADVERTISEMENT in the middle.

3:35 AM
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user335633
@tchrist meh

user202362
I have stumbled upon this deep, philosophical question lately - have you ever thought about the vegetable or fruit that you are eating might be nibbled, licked, peed or taken a dump upon by a mammal or a bird or multiple of them?

user202362
@tchrist you could ... like ... tame a deer and make it your ride

user335633
3:50 AM
@Telkitty extra nutrients

5:05 AM
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5:46 AM
@Tropiks I went to bed, at the time you wrote that message I was already in deep sleep. Maybe even started my first dream.... :D
> This account is temporarily suspended for rule violations. The suspension period ends in 7 days.
hehe, nice!
Though "low quality contributions" would make better reason... oh well. :)

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user335633
@ShadowWizard lol - nice dream?

user335633
i wrote another answer...so proud...lol

@Tropiks no idea.... I know I dreamed but have no idea what I dreamed once I wake up.
(except for very very few occasions.)

user335633
@ShadowWizard probably dreaming of Shog9

5:50 AM
@Tropiks where? going to downvote
@Tropiks nah, my wife would have told me I have nightmares. She didn't, so far. ;)

user335633

user335633

user335633
I had a migraine earlier - it was tingly

6:13 AM
@Tropiks bringing sock army to downvote
@Tropiks nope, those would make me scream during sleep and wake up my wife, since that's not the case, no such nightmares. :D
@Tropiks sorry to hear... try coffee, it helped someone I worked with to overcome morning migraines.
@Telkitty isn't that why we should always wash them?

user335633
@ShadowWizard sock army? so that's what happens to them when the washing machine kidnaps them!

user335633
@ShadowWizard in SO, no one can hear you scream

@Tropiks nope, in such case they're just lost ;)
@Tropiks that's why I'm mainly in MSE, where my screams are heard.... :D

user335633
@ShadowWizard I'll have to turn my speaker up

user335633
I am pretty happy with that answer

6:27 AM
Good for you! :)

user335633
indeedly! So, @ShadowWizard, what are your plans for the day? (asides from screaming)

@Tropiks work. Working on the articles section today.
(and I don't scream, nothing frightens me! ;))

user335633

screams

user335633
[monty burns] eeeexxxxxxxcellent [/monty burns]

6:34 AM
So @Tropiks you had coffee yet? Did it help?
And does it feel weird only for me that we're alone in this vast, dark, room? :P
casting Lightning Bolt so that we'll have some light

user335633
@ShadowWizard feel a bit better, yes - good advice!

Cheers!

user335633
lol - I cast lightning bolts every time I sneeze

that's bad.... house can burn down!

user335633
nah, I channel it

6:46 AM
Where to?
You charge your phone this way?

user335633
I charge my phone, write answers, write apps and power the toaster this way

Sneeze Charger - might be awesome patent!

7:05 AM
@ShadowWizard I'm making coffee right now

user335633
@rene i'll have another one!

Coffee party! We all get drunk ...

user335633
LOL

user335633
until the sock army attacks

@Tropiks ...and drowns in the coffee... ;)
@rene but you don't have migraine.... or do you?

7:13 AM
@ShadowWizard not yet but if I go over some questions I might get that

user335633
@ShadowWizard mmm coffee flavoured socks

lol, poor @rene
@Tropiks more like sock flavoured coffee

user335633
mmmmm nom nom nom

you have weird taste!

user335633
indeed!

7:15 AM
you can't tell where the socks were before entering your coffee! :D
!!/coffee for socks

but I wanted it for my socks... :/

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@ShadowWizard all of these, right?
@SmokeDetector k

I think community moderator can see the response tab of a user profile. Right?

7:24 AM
@rene lol! It's outdated by now. They changed location, and I had to throw away lots of them. :(
Plus, those are only the clean socks..... :D

@Pandya yeah

@rene ok

@ShadowWizard we need a new picture then

@rene will do! Remind me tonight in case I forget :D

\o/

7:27 AM
wait.... clean socks, or dirty socks? ;-)

Let's do the clean ones first

lol
If only pictures could contain smell...... :-D
@Telkitty all this talk about socks and you're so quiet... not typical!

I do know some people throw up when they see someone else throwing up, so I guess that counts as the power of pictures

@rene people throw up when they see something gross.... so yeah, that can become endless loop... ;)

Just imagine those poor users in the php tag ...

7:32 AM
throws up
:D

cleaners to aisle 4 please

user335633
@ShadowWizard a technicolor tsunami!

7:43 AM
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sd k

user335633
@rene there are no cleaners, they are merely socks in disguise

:D

Can a sock clean itself?

user335633
a self cleaning sock - now that is a patent

7:54 AM
going to register patent

user335633
lol

user335633
that is creepy

8:26 AM
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user202362
8:41 AM
@ShadowWizard I don't use socks. I quite enjoy being telkitty :p

user202362

user335633
@Telkitty what ddi you buy me?

user202362
1 handbag, 1 wallet, a wool jumper + grocery

user335633
why thank you!

handbag ... don't tell me you didn't had one already ...

user335633
8:56 AM
or 3

Yeah, stored next to the 20 pairs of shoes ...

9:22 AM
And 50 chickens

9:33 AM
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user202362
It's for other people, not me ...

user202362
although I do have more than 3 handbags and roughly 20 pairs of shoes.

lol
So you run errands? ;)

Woah, I guessed correctly \o/

10:16 AM
> fixed the python example so it actually works
didn't really think that was needed to get the idea

user202362
@rene my bags and shoes are stored in different places :p

:D

@SmokeDetector tp

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11:19 AM
sd k

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sd tpu

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2:53 PM
!!/alive?

@ShadowWizard Watching this endless list of new questions never gets boring

Never?

:D
!!/showlast10

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4:35 PM
Oh come on!
And yes, I gave the right answer, but you really cannot expect that of people!

If you typed in a B it probably wouldn't have cared...

I would have typed Strafze 0_0

4:58 PM
> sometimes i spend like 10 minutes to collect resources in order to answer other people
I guess they say that because they think that is much effort?

5:15 PM
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sd f
@tchrist it looks like you triggered something ...

Oh,
Yes, I'm removing the ransom notes.

:)
I assume you are Ok with not blacklisting any users in that Q/A

@rene maybe Google knows by now that he knows English well enough?

5:48 PM
@rene right

6:10 PM
Did identicon generation recently change? I swear my avatar was a little purpler and had less white space

Looks different.
Did you change your email?

Which SEDE query tells you how old its data is? The old ones don't work any longer.

74

When I first signed up on a Stack Exchange site and got a profile image, it was this one (see my current user card I'm actually not sure what I look like any more): Later, I got Area 51 and SEDE profiles, and my user image there was a different identicon. Because reasons I already know. I wou...

@bjb568 nope

6:25 PM
in short: Gravatar changed/broke something on their side.

But hichris's looks the same...

Breakage is limited.

appears to be fast and correct as far as I can tell.

Cool, thanks.

@SantaClaus because his avatar is not hosted on gravatar
`https://i.stack.imgur.com/JVj4n.png?s=128&g=1`
He probably saw it changed, found the original, and uploaded to SE.
This is his old gravatar, which looks totally different now:
so I'd say the breakage is not limited. @bjb568

6:37 PM
Huh.
Well, luckily, my selfie will never be bork'd by gravatar.

And Gravatar are big enough to not care, I can only hope that enough users will dump them and they'll be closed.
@bjb568 well, there's always the chance imgur will fall as well... or decide to wipe all the images...

:o

Just build some bots to click on all their ads

@rene nah, if they fall that won't help. but worth a try! :D

6:50 PM

How's your schooling going, @Santa?

@ShadowWizard Yup, that's exactly what I did. archive.org saved it (@Andy gave me that tip :))

@bjb568 Swimmingly, no doubt.

7:16 PM
1 message moved to Sandbox

7:32 PM
I don't get why SD messages get posted here in the first place if they just make noise and give @hichris work to do.

1 bjb568 moved to Sandbox

:o
Yay! I'm a Math yearling.

user202362
7:54 PM
Nothing more satisfactory than a cat bath picture :p

@bjb568 pretty good, hbu? I took my first real ACT last weekend. It hopefully went well.

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8:30 PM
@Telkitty Go ahead, name that tune!

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@SantaClaus I'm applying to colleges this year (even tho it's my 3rd year in HS). I took the ACT just because it's a requirement for to take dual-enrollment classes and I got a 34 without knowing what's on it or preparing, so I guess I don't need to take it again.

@bjb568 That's exciting! I'm hoping for 34+ since that's what I got on practice tests and I felt pretty good about it. So how does applying early work? If you don't like your options do you just take another year of high school and apply again senior year? I have to imagine you'll get into a fantastic school though.
@bjb568 Good luck!

I'm applying to MIT, Caltech, and Stanford, with another year of HS as backup.
I do think I have a fairly good chance to get into one of them.
I'm sure all decent universities would love to take in a kewl kitteh with sunglasses.

@bjb568 I think you have as good of a chance as anyone. I can't say anyone has a "fairly good" chance at those but you certainly have chances as good/better than most senior applicants
Maybe if you get into one of them you'll be able to help me next year :P

8:45 PM
My application strong points are basically this:
- Rigorous classes and As, math and CS demonstrably at graduate knowledge level
- Highly motivated, since I moved half way across the country for HS and take way more classes than I need to, while studying on my own other subjects
- Strong resume of technical skills and projects
- DevDoodle
- Full summer software development internship in Taiwan, real world experience
- Leadership at my HS, my clubs
- Musical ability
- I got good recommendation letter writters
So with MIT, since it's not really writing-heavy and there's an interview portion, I think I'll do pretty good.
I'm also on top of all the things, not like most HS students who rush it all together the week before the deadline.

If I get in, I'll definitely be able to help you next year :)

Great, keep me updated on how it goes

Ok.

@bjb568 For more spam flags.

8:58 PM
Do people here actually bother to flag them? Does that effect actually decrease the time it takes for the posts to be deleted?

Well, I'd assume so... and most times of deletion are >5 minutes (when the post is reported to the Tavern) but <10/15 minutes.

9:59 PM
scifi.stackexchange.com/a/4982/4918 is an answer on Sci Fi that was posted more than a day before the question, and the history of the question does not show that another question was merged into this one. (Rand al'Thor says chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/32402119#32402119 that it's probably still a merged question, even if it doesn't show up in the history.)

10:15 PM
morning

10:36 PM
My university blocked the stub javascript file that every SE pages loads with a warning for possible spyware/adware
Also, who else is moderating here? — Sue VanHattum ♦ yesterday

Hey, been a while since you've visited @Quill.

yeah, I've been busy dealing with some personal stuff

Yay Quill.
Since you're here now, you must have enough time to help with DevDoodle!

@Quill :( Hopefully everything's okay.

thanks :)

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11:48 PM
One of the PPCG regulars did a IPv4-wide FTP port scan, pretty interesting stuff: 255.wf/2016-09-18-mass-analyzing-a-chunk-of-the-internet