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user315433
12:00 AM
Depends on their bus schedule. :)
 
Although the trendline did go from an upwards slope to a more flat slope.
@Meta :P
The change in reviews/day does show up in the reviews today data though:
 
@hichris123 derivative plz
 
@bwDraco Hrm?
 
12:15 AM
stackoverflow.com/questions/36342350/…: Something tells me this doesn't quite meet our MCVE requirement.
 
A sketchy question
 
I'm not going to hammer it
The MCVE thing is specifically for debugging questions
You... can't really debug something with no bugs
 
user315433
> You may have been told to include a MCVE by some helpful commentatory, or perhaps even an MVCE if they were rushed; sorry for the initialisms, this is what they were referring to.
 
user315433
Could that font be any smaller?
 
whoa, I never noticed that before
Apparently I can edit that page. Sorely tempted to.
 
user315433
12:19 AM
Is "commentatory" a word? If so, does it fit in that sentence?
 
I... don't think so
 
user315433
OED says it's an adjective.
commentatory, adj. Of the nature of commentation.
1868 C. E. Appleton Life & Lit. Relics (1881) 331 So far as it was not merely commentatory on the past.
 
It's no adjective I've ever seen
 
user315433
Anyway, the sentence requires a noun, it's a person who comments.
 
user315433
@Undo I think if you chop off the final y of that word, that will match the writer's intent.
 
12:24 AM
@Meta The text is there only so that searching for MCVE or MVCE works.
 
user315433
 
user315433
The first version of that article did have MCVE in it.
 
@bjb568 If you can find me an SQL query to do that, sure.
 
@hichris123 Just subtract current value from past value.
Maybe average it a little if you want it to be fancy.
 
That's... harder than it seems. :/
 
12:39 AM
Couldn't you just import the data into R or something?
 
in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, Apr 9 at 2:03, by hichris123
SELECT *
FROM reviewstats
GROUP BY TIMESTAMP(DATE(Time), EXTRACT(HOUR FROM Time)), QueueId
@bjb568 I suppose... but then I'd have to learn how to use R. :P
 
Bah.
Learn R!
 
user315433
@hichris123 You could ask on some programming site, if you can find one.
 
@bjb568 He knows Python and Python should be able to do it fine
 
Go forth @hichris!
 
12:45 AM
@Meta lol
I did find this:
in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, Apr 8 at 1:26, by hichris123
1
Q: Query to get change in value day-over-day?

UndoI have some historical data in a MySQL database, and I'm making graphs of it. Currently, my graphs look like this: I'd like, however, to get the change in the value over time - i.e. show the change since the last measurement. Something like this (obviously the data isn't correct): How can I...

But it didn't help too much. :P
 
user315433
Now the code highlighting colors are different... the light blue hits an eye a bit too hard for my taste. Revert new syntax colouring
 
I declared, "morning".
@Meta So many hyperlinks.
 
1:16 AM
@Meta DD doesn't have this problem.
 
1:38 AM

Entry Level Developer (No experience required)

Mastercard

LaunchCode is a non-profit organization that creates pathways to economics opportunity and upward mobility through…

Posted on Stack Overflow Careers on April 21, 2016

> - Familiarity with one common programming language (Java, JavaScript, PHP, C#, Objective-C, --C/C++, Python, Ruby etc.). Note that HTML and CSS alone are not sufficient
- Knowledge of additional frameworks that complement your programming languages (i.e. -Java/Spring/Android, JavaScript/Angular/Express, C#/.NET, Objective-C/iOS, etc.)
- A project or portfolio of work hosted on GitHub or another Internet-accessible space
So much for no experience required...
 
lol
 
user315433
They meant no prior job experience. About the only reasonable interpretation anyway.
 
Even that interpretation is a bit of a stretch...
 
user315433
Why? It can be expected that an aspiring programmer knows a language and used it to make something.
 
That's true. But usually when people say knowledge they mean expertise... though it does say familiarity, not expertise.
 
1:42 AM
Much as it's probably true in some cases, "Requirements: - Can fog a mirror" would actually be more shocking.
 
I've actually never heard of that idiom before now.
 
user202362
you can totally change this into a song about 'Troll at heart'
 
user202362
I fought with many and I won for some
We stared at ourselves to our breaking point
We wear our bruises like watermarks
The life and the death of the troll at heart
 
2:22 AM
@Meta "knows a language" "no experience" DOES NOT COMPUTE
 
2:42 AM
-2
Q: Hangman using boolean and arrays

Tom HammerschmidtThis is an assignment for school. I have to make a Hangman game in java. My secret word is "REFRIGERATOR". It's an intro to programming class, so cut me some slack please. The minimum specifications of this project are: A String to hold the mystery word. (Done) A boolean array. Each lett...

 
@bwDraco , flagged & it's dead now..
 
hey there @AaronHall
 
I'm on form today. I was looking around my desk for my pen and then realised that I couldn't see it because I was chewing on it.
 
user315433
3:01 AM
Is the regular expression responsible for URL -> question title conversion documented?
 
user315433
As far as I can tell, it does not support: (a) https links; (b) {site}/a/{id} short links.
 
user315433
Maybe I should add an answer to What limitations does converting question links to links with titles have? which seems incomplete.
 
user315433
My URL->title conversion in chat doesn't have those problems. :)
 
user315433
I haven't found a FR to enable conversion for https links...
 
user315433
3:17 AM
Oh, it's supposed to be fixed: https links to same site don't auto-prettify. Can anyone check that it's not just me imagining things?
 
"some moderators may hesitate to take such drastic action" You're falsely introducing a metric of nonconformity. What matters is not whether an action is drastic or mild but whether it makes sense. Not deleting a link only answer that is flagged as a link only answer when it is known and accepted that link only answers are bad and should be deleted doesn't make sense. — bjb568 47 secs ago
Night!
 
Night @bjb!
 
user315433
Oh. It doesn't autoconvert in preview, but does when posted. :-/
 
3:32 AM
-1
Q: Big Problm Cod won't ron

Jesus NevilleHelp! This cod doesnt run! When i put it in cmd on my apple tv, it doesnt go! It also nevur wrks if u mak it in scratch! her ti is: <!DOCTYPE xhtml>; sudo apt-get ye else 1 does not = 1 { int main() { public static void mian() {{{ systemoutprintline("wrking") SELCT ...

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Who the hell upvoted that?
 
user315433
Someone who appreciates the art of parody (not me).
 
user315433
@OldBunny2800 I've been responsible for initiating and finalizing the early site activities (with input from the community team) for about a year. — Robert Cartaino ♦ 6 hours ago
 
user315433
If I parse this correctly, it means CoGro no longer debates the merits of proposals like they did with Emacs/Vim etc, it's mostly Robert now. Makes sense, I guess: there is more to do on existing sites and less to do on Area 51.
 
Too busy handling chat dramas
I cannot post the code at the moment as I am on my phone and the code is on my PC. Will do so when I get the chance but it is nothing inspiring just a for loop with lots of if else statements nested in it. — user1464409 8 hours ago
> nothing inspiring
 
user315433
4:15 AM
> No, drunken dancing doesn't burn enough to count as cardio (Yes, I've heard several girls state that before).
 
user315433
Practicing a bit of comedy monologue... but I think they should keep their day job.
 
5:23 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted website in title: http://x4up.org/inferno-lighter/ by Nelson Jil on arduino.stackexchange.com
 
 
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6:50 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer, blacklisted user: YouTube likes and subscriptions by seoservice on webapps.stackexchange.com
 
@hichris123 so... Let's see if I get it. Java is complemented by the Android framework, C# - a part of .NET - is complemented by .the rest of .NET and Objective-C is complemented by the iOS framework. And CSS is implied to be a programming language.
 
I don't think it tried to imply that CSS is a programming language. It just says that HTML and CSS are not sufficient [because it's about web design, not web developer]
 
7:14 AM
@Sunshine it is time for step #2 of the conversion. You should switch your avatar to this one
hums MLP theme tune
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Gender neutral version of housewife by awdawdawdawd on english.stackexchange.com
 
@Derpy :O No....
 
[ SmokeDetector ] English text in body on a localized site: Image merge and edit libraries or solutions Android by Shodan on ru.stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Sending anonymous email by Steven on tor.stackexchange.com
 
7:55 AM
+1 just for the cute cats. — bwDraco 1 min ago
 
8:18 AM
two cats one box
 
8:28 AM
@bwDraco so Amazon has finally started selling cats too?
 
70
A: How can I keep stray cats off my car?

baconfacePlace a cardboard box next to your car. If science has told us anything, it is "if they fits, then they sits".

 
Moreover, delivered by their drone.
 
@bwDraco real life-hack. Adopt the cat, so you make the premise fail by removing the stray cat.
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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: usb network gate software is not opening properly by Michael Foster on askubuntu.com (@kos)
 
user202362
8:45 AM
@bwDraco tell him to stop washing the car
 
user202362
 
user202362
even piglets can be so cute ...
 
9:45 AM
Slow day it seems.
Not much going on on Mos either.
 
10:01 AM
Mos?
 
Mos Eisley
 
user202362
Kate Mos
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: How does Geniux Advanced Brain Formula work to enhance memory? by Spifc Mwing on superuser.com
 
11:08 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Diet plan for weight loss for men by Kristopher Howard on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
11:20 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of answer, pattern-matching website in answer: Do I really need an expansion gap around the entire hardwood floor? by Aviraj Singh on diy.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Howto Gain Size Normally And Fast by RonaldDunn7 on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
user315433
11:37 AM
A sleepy (or comatose) site is looking for a mod: Accepting nominations for a replacement moderator! by JNat on meta.boardgames.stackexchange.com
 
user202362
11:49 AM
I saw a cockroach in my study, I sprayed some perfume on it, now my study is filled with the perfume & I have to leave it for a little while,
 
user202362
fragranted roach, how wonderful ...
 
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: http://www.fitnessbites.org/fibrolief-fibromyalgia-treatment/ by hralth protection on arduino.stackexchange.com
 
@Telkitty the real question is: nowadays not even poison sprays that where made for the bugs can do much against them, and you where hoping perfume would do something?
And even worse: didn't The Next Karate Kid teach you anything?
 
user202362
12:12 PM
@Derpy err ... making the roach to smell nicer? :p
 
user202362
Frankly I have no idea what it would do to the bug. Never hurt to try though :p
 
1:21 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: "Inside of a house" versus "inside a house" by Landon N Tom on english.stackexchange.com
 
1:46 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: This primary muscle automobile presented Megadrox by user41567 on money.stackexchange.com
 
 
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2:56 PM
1 hour later...
 
@DroidDev hi, future pony.
 
@Derpy hi there. How are you today?
 
@DroidDev Waiting for an user to realize that he need to embrace his pony side.
Jokes aside. I am currently in "no SharePoint development mode"...
 
@Derpy I think the pony side in that user is absent or maybe long gone. He is now just a part of the usual lot, who watch blood-filled action movies/anime
 
(where "No sharepoint" means that I have to help a coworker with a really really really bugfilled winform app)
 
3:08 PM
@Derpy well, good luck with really really really bugfilled app, though, seeing you chatting on tavern, somehow tells me that that co-worker of yours don't have a very good co-worker :P
 
@DroidDev the "app" is composed of more than 100 VS projects, uses VS 2005 and third party controls dated at least 10 years ago. You have an idea of how long it takes for it to start up ? -_-
 
@Derpy really? 100 projects? You should try to invent a time-machine while the project builds
 
@DroidDev or buy myself the bundle from yesterday and start reading.
 
@Derpy bundle of what?
 
@DroidDev actually, sorry. That was imprecise. They were 108. After winter trash wrap up, refactory and so on they became "just" 70.
 
3:17 PM
@Derpy and by reading your previous message (really really really bugfilled), I guess development process was not very good?
 
Run time still the same. But the projects numbers compression also managed to screw up references. Now, sometime, dll gets locked up and to build the solution you have to restart VS
@DroidDev It was a mess even before.
 
@Derpy shouldn't the first focus be, to revamp it to new APIs and IDEs?
 
Any development anti-pattern you can think of, it probably has it
 
@Derpy yea, I guessed that
 
@DroidDev if you were smart... yes, That would be the right thing to do. But neither the client nor the makers of the app want to invest on it....
so it is just a dragging along zombie, producing weird noises as it goes and asking for fixes from time to time....
 
3:22 PM
@Derpy that is a usual scenario. Is it on production or still under development?
 
@DroidDev Production. Do you really needed to ask? ^_^
 
@Derpy well, I just wanted to imagine a slow, buggy, crashing system like this in production and imagine the suffering of its users ;)
 
Matt Sherman on April 27, 2016
Running a productive meeting is the FizzBuzz of management.
 
@DroidDev yep, I think that you can use the plural form. Last time I checked it had about 6-10 users.
Won't provide any more specific detail though. Gotta protect the names from eternal shame.
Especially since most of the devs weren't really happy to work that way...
 
well, LOL
 
user315433
3:39 PM
> Fine, I'll go look for some questions to answer.pic.twitter.com/erkRwDcFr5 -- Tim Post at 8:01 AM - 27 Apr 2016 via Twitter
 
user315433
Had a similar realization recently on Math, noticing rep in danger of being overtaken by downvote count (46262 and 44780 as of now). Answered a few.
 
4:00 PM
Today's xkcd comic (Timeline of Bicycle Design):
 
4:11 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: How to enable anonymous access to page in sharepoint 2010? by BeingDinu on sharepoint.stackexchange.com
 
4:29 PM
 
 
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[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: How to shutdown android phone from PC by Hemant Kumar Arya on android.stackexchange.com (@AndrewT.)
 
user315433
6:31 PM
@jc4p is a flatbread a sandwich? NYC tax code says so, but isn't a flatbread closer to pizza than sandwich? is a folded flatbread a calzone?
 
user315433
A fascinating question. I hold that it is a sandwich if folded, but not otherwise.
 
@Meta Doesn't matter. No suitable rigorous definition.
 
6:58 PM
Seems I just missed the daily "Someone downvoted my question without a comment!!" rant on MSO.
 
7:35 PM
 
 
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9:30 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Is there any way to shrink 3mm filaments down to 2.85? by volodia koxmat on 3dprinting.stackexchange.com
 
user315433
What's with the NAA onslaught everywhere? It seems like every post by a new user on Mechanics, DIY or Apple is a question or comment posted as an answer.
 
SE should have required lurk time.
 
user315433
 
user315433
@bjb568 You should have said "DD does not have this problem!"
 
9:46 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword with email in answer, email in answer: Can I transfer HSA into my spouse's account? by Reputable Hacker on money.stackexchange.com
 
9:56 PM
@Meta … nor does it users.
 
user315433
Well, that certainly eliminates most of the problems that SE has.
 
Morning
 
user315433
Fun thing to do: click through Stack Exchange clones to see what they are now.
 
user315433
I mean links in the answers, which are mostly individual Q&A sites rather than platforms. Example: codingstack.com
 
10:22 PM
@Meta I USE OLD SOFTWARE :D PLZ EXPLOIT ALL THE VULNERABILITIES IN THE SOFTWARE VERSIONS I HAVE LISTED HERE
 
I got my first Yearling badge here :D
 
user315433
> we’re executing on a little-endian architecture but C# is big-endian -- Kevin Montrose
 
user315433
This confused me. I think of C# <-> Windows <-> Intel as pretty tight links.
 
user315433
Why would C# have the opposite convention?
 
Except Windows runs on C++ which isn't necessarily their design
 
10:39 PM
And here comes the drop in LQP:
 
10:59 PM
wat
 
wat
 
user315433
11:33 PM
 
user315433
Are post notices really needed on the sites of Technology group?
 
user315433
(Which is like 99% of SE)
 
@Meta I'm not sure they are ever needed.
 
user315433
When a TWP question like "How to deal with an employee who slept with my wife" hits HNQ, I can see them being sort of useful.
 
There's a case to be made for answers that technically work but are "bad practice":
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Q: What to do with a highly-voted bad answer?

medPhys-plI think the most highly voted answer to this question is not a good idea in that one should not really be copying files from a JDK and moving them to a JRE. I added an answer and a comment to that effect, but my concern is that a user may see the high votes on the original answer, assume it is a...

 
11:47 PM
 
user315433
That's an idea for 30K privilege: attaching cat gifs to posts.
 
user202362
 
user202362
coz kangaroos != cats
 

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