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00:07

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: Quais são as vantagens de se inscrever para uma bolsa de estudos como o que oferece sonhosdemodelo.com? by user85376 on mathoverflow.net

bjb568

00:28

@JasonC … I was suggested to ask ROs. So I'll take it that you don't care what happens.

Quill

If you have a serious problem with Smokey, you can use a userscript to ignore his oneboxes and hide all messages prefixing with sd

bjb568

Can't on mobile.

Quill

ha! mobile. nice joke.

hichris123

@bjb568 Maybe you shouldn't be chatting in school... ;)

Quill

you can't use a laptop at school?

bjb568

00:40

I use a laptop at school…

Quill

then, what's the beef?

bjb568

Usually using a phone is more frowned upon when at school than laptops.

@Quill So… you're telling me I don't need a phone?

Quill

6 mins ago, by hichris123

@bjb568 Maybe you shouldn't be chatting in school... ;)

JamesENL

Top of the morning to yall

bjb568

…

Quill

00:41

he's saying you're on your phone at school... I'm saying 'hey, use a laptop' caus they magical

bjb568

I'd think you guys would be the last people to be Luddites…

Quill

@JamesENL I tip my green hat at you

bjb568

I'm not always at school.

I just find it incredible that you're trying to convince me I don't need a phone.

Quill

@bjb568 wat. phones are good

seriously, docs pls: pacman.schlet.net/docs/HtmlAgilityPack/HtmlNodeCollection.html

hichris123

@bjb568 [citation-needed]

bjb568

00:48

…

Quill

you can buy [citation-needed] stickers from Wikipedia's store

I bought some to stick on my laptop

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Healthcare based marketing? by larry909 on economics.stackexchange.com

bjb568

I should buy some to stick to fellow students.

Quill

73

A: Can one or two emoticons be used in a PhD Thesis?

I highly value humor and love to entertain whenever I can. In formal writing, I would encourage you to go ahead and write something that you think would be funny. Then reread it. Then reread it again. Read it aloud. Read it silently. Read it again tomorrow while you edit it. And read it again. An...

> If I really like a joke, I'll save it for when I can make it in person, in a talk or in a presentation, when I can personally hear the laughs (or gauge the room and know to skip it entirely). Or I'll be funny on a website like this so I can wallow in a mass of glorious unicorn points.

bjb568

01:04

wallow wallow

Night!

Quill

Night!

bwDraco

I wouldn't recommend it—humor can be included in a research paper or other formal document without resorting to emoticons. An example is the limerick in the ISO C++ standard at §14.7.3/7, which remarkably is normative text:

When writing a specialization, be careful about its location; or to make it compile will be such a trial as to kindle its self-immolation.

— bwDraco 2 mins ago

JamesENL

01:20

So there's a new guy in marketing who I thought was kinda cute, and was thinking about what I could do. I've just discovered he's the son of the CEO........ nope nope nope nope nope

Braiam

@JamesENL do you use HTTPS?

JamesENL

errrrrr

shit

I do now

Andrew T.

Morning. Somewhat.

Braiam

too late...

JamesENL

Oh well, I'm not planning anything now

Braiam

01:28

in /dev/chat on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, May 7 '14 at 18:55, by terdon

@Braiam Oh for fuck's sake man, I really did not need to know that.

Undo

01:39

@SmokeDetector delete

Andrew T.

!!/report android.stackexchange.com/users/135386/swtxsmilexkk

SmokeDetector

@AndrewT. Post 1: That does not look like a valid post URL.

Andrew T.

oh.

Quill

!!/addblu

Andrew T.

!!/addblu android.stackexchange.com/users/135386/swtxsmilexkk

SmokeDetector

01:46

@AndrewT. User blacklisted (135386 on android.stackexchange.com).

hichris123

@SmokeDetector del

Actually, didn't mean to delete that... :P

Offensive/NAA: chemistry.stackexchange.com/questions/34363/…

SmokeDetector

02:29

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps body, all-caps title, few unique characters in body: NA?NA?NA?NA?NA?NAN?AN?AN?AN?AN? by senie on stats.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

02:58

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Keep the same dresses length for well-matched bridesmaid style by hflx123 on meta.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

sd k

SmokeDetector

03:46

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: How to find all files that are larger than 1GB on the Mac HD? by roberto on apple.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

03:57

sd k

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, blacklisted user: How to find all files with size greater than...? by roberto on askubuntu.com

Quill

sd k

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: An anti aging skin care system by user97618 on security.stackexchange.com

Quill

sd k

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[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, link following arrow in body: How To Decide On The Web Hosting Provider? by iwahoseri on askubuntu.com

Jason C

04:11

@bjb568 It's not that I don't care what happens, it's that if you don't stop whining about it I'm kicking you the next time I see you, which will be my first non-nicael kick/mute.

Quill

do you guys hold elections for RO positions here? I heard they do that in some rooms

Jason C

No. Sometimes various room members just find that they are suddenly and inexplicably ROs as punishment.

Andy

But only the truly horrible misdeeds get such a punishment

Quill

hurting baby animals, probably

or trying to devalue the unicorn dollars currency

Jason C

Have any of you guys ever slept on a Sleep Number mattress and, if so, can somebody explain it to me?

Andy

04:16

@Quill Pssh. No. There is a monkey with a gun that wanders through once and a while and an angry bird with blue feet. They can defend themselves

Jason C

This hotel I'm at has them, there's this little remote control, and nothing makes any sense. The mattress seems comfortable but... unpredictable.

It's like some sort of mutant waterbed.

Andy

I believe higher numbers are a firmer mattress and lower numbers are squishier

Jason C

The remote has a numeric display, an up arrow, a down arrow, and a button that says "40" for some reason. But it doesn't stay at the numbers I set.

Andy

So it ranges from something like underfilled water bed to plywood.

Jason C

Lol. Ok that seems reasonable, let's see here...

Are they air mattresses?

Shog9

04:19

yup

but it's an air mattress with a DIGITAL DISPLAY on the pump

DIGITAL

Andy

That's why it's expensive.

Shog9

DIGITAL, right?

Jason C

Oh wait the room is a twin and they had the remotes switched.

When I jump on the bed it changes the number on the remote.

SmokeDetector

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[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Pro Plus Cleanse by horlondwilliam on drupal.stackexchange.com

Andy

I've been hoteling wrong. I don't think I've jumped on a bed in a long time.

Jason C

04:22

@Andy It seems to hit the "plywood" setting rather quickly.

Oh yeah man.

Andy

I finally have a decent New Year's Resolution: Jump on a bed in a hotel

Jason C

The best is getting in a hotel bed with your shoes on. It'll make you feel alive.

Andy

Done that

and, I agree

Quill

lol

Jason C

fist bump

This thing goes from 5 to 95 but it's already attained plywood status at 20.

I'm afraid to go higher. I wonder if anybody has ever been killed in a sleep number mattress explosion.

Quill

04:25

it goes to razor sharp at 95

Andy

Only one way to to find out.

Jason C

(And if so I hope it was horror movie quality gore.)

Andy

Remember, if it doesn't kill you, you either end up with super powers or maimed for life. That's a 50/50 chance of getting the outcome you want.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: http://wellnesssystemreport.co.uk/revoluxe/ by user56571 on drupal.stackexchange.com

Jason C

I wonder what super power I'll get.

The ability to adjust the firmness of your mattress with my mind.

Andy

04:28

@JasonC i.imgur.com/G8ZWjhX.gifv

Jason C

Haha, yes.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Ingredients that should be avoided include by Marilyrjohnson on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: The Top Weight Loss Solution Fat Loss Revealed by Sanbeillery on meta.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

04:51

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Vitamin C In Skin Care by sharoncanada on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: the skin may be luxurious which make by Casaandra juriya on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

bwDraco

sd 8trueu-

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: the skin may be luxurious which make by Casaandra juriya on drupal.stackexchange.com

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JamesENL

sd 2k

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Acne Therapy And Natural Remedies For Skin Care by Myrabreit on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Get back your natural beauty by leahdoyle on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Make your face look young once again by leahdoyle on rus.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Fade away the dryness of the skin by leahdoyle on writers.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Know more about this potent skin care by leahdoyle on academia.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Get back your natural beauty by leahdoyle on ja.stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Know more about this potent skin care by leahdoyle on wordpress.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Know more about this potent skin care by leahdoyle on woodworking.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All of this user's posts are spam: user 7672024 on stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Pumpkin seed oil right palm by kibbelinda on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Acne that I struggle with her then by John Coon on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Setup here I'm drastic this from happening by John Coon on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

bwDraco

05:16

sd 12trueu-

I don't need all that extraneous text.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: Virtualization and OpenStack by Ian Strom on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Weight Loss Foods For Girls by sayanaweli on drupal.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

sd 2k

why do girls need different food for weight loss?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Get New Ringtones Of The Cell Phone Carrier by user547475 on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

bwDraco

sd trueu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Download 4.1GB file stops at 101MB by Roberto on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

bwDraco

05:29

sd trueu-

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: people and post their current weight? by mariaotte on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: What is the probability that my next baby will be stillborn? by deprimita_patro on health.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, link following arrow in body: What's cream created Eye Gel? by sallyjiibond on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Order now!: passports, driving license, id card, visas, resident permit, citizenship, diploma by anabelcandrid on pt.stackoverflow.com

bwDraco

05:48

sd 5trueu-

@SmokeDetector false

SmokeDetector

@bwDraco Registered question as false positive.

bwDraco

!!/rmblu health.stackexchange.com/users/2679/deprimita-patro

SmokeDetector

@bwDraco User removed from blacklist (2679 on health.stackexchange.com).

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Comprar passaportes, cartão de identificação, Vistos, Carta de condução, Diploma, SSN, Resident licença by anabelcandrid on pt.stackoverflow.com

bwDraco

Do we need to expand the list of bad keywords with foreign-language terms?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: NitroNos X Review by marlenkriguez on askubuntu.com

Infinite Recursion

05:53

@bjb568 I do. But let's wait till Balpha responds.

2 days ago, by balpha

@InfiniteRecursion @Undo @JasonC @bjb568 That's a fair discussion to bring up. Let me think about it and grab some opinions.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Is this advanced anti-wrinkle solution safe? by ethelfdjuriya on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: he's by Nancy musically hole all these things by Vinim Pk on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

bwDraco

sd 2trueu-

rekire

Good morning guys

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Dole 12 I just because I'll everything there call through by bsterasth on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

bwDraco

sd trueu-

SmokeDetector

06:17

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Look Younger In Just Weeks! By Use L’Amour by Lawrie Joyce on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

bwDraco

sd trueu-

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: Our little ones along with many people cellphone by Jackin Sinpon on workplace.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

sd k

Andrew T.

@AndrewT. ping!

(of course it doesn't work that way...)

SmokeDetector

06:37

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Many things about it cut I have been by Emelina Sara on drupal.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

06:49

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Howto Cope With Acne Scarring by marcelwoesten on security.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Natural Facial Care - Yogurt And Oatmeal by afucorkise on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: your body be it whole deal or fleeting It is a dynamic by ivoryvittorinipjo on askubuntu.com

JamesENL

sd 4k

SmokeDetector

07:20

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: How To Convert This by solanki dev on programmers.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

07:31

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: King Size Male Enhancement Eat well enough on days by GlennSpencer on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in title: http://www.muscleperfect.com/king-size-male-enhancement/ by PaulineSalinas on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body: Tried all the possible anti-aging by farahtosan on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body: Tried all the possible anti-aging by farahtosan on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body: Tried all the possible anti-aging by farah tosan on drupal.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

sd 6k

Quill

2

A: Code licensing proposal — Point of order!

The second proposal was a gaffe, which I'd like to explain in a bit more depth. I've said this in so many words in comments in various places, it's important to get it down in one place coherently. The enormity of the project, this giant thing full of so many variables and so much uncertainty h...

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: A harsh line and then back to normal skin by toritagomin on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

JamesENL

sd k

SmokeDetector

08:05

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: molded concentrate is a to a great degree by ivoryvitt orinipjo on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: debris close by the layer of dead skin cells and by ivoryvitt orinipjo on drupal.stackexchange.com

Quill

sd 2k

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Adware, malware popups and redirects by K Attila on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: This attainable age resist test offers? by hopmwrat max on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: It is secluded as well as powerful? by hopmwratmax on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, link following arrow in body: Happen to trying to push a lousy product or service by user547538 on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

JamesENL

08:22

sd 3k

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: But it burns like living hail and you'll by John Coon on askubuntu.com

JamesENL

sd k

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Mac OS X - shortcut for changing text color? by lol dicks on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

rekire

sd k

SmokeDetector

08:39

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, offensive body detected: FatorMax you quietus not in the gym. If by cnrpeigautx on meta.stackexchange.com

rekire

sd k

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: It was then, after a lot of hit and try? by hopmwratmax on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: These are the major difference between anti aging serum and cream by dannycohen on security.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, link following arrow in body: An Important Element Of Skin Care That Is Good by josephbrandon on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: What are the main concerns for a healthcare website in 2016? by garvita on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

Andrew T.

09:12

!xkcd find timezone

(he's gone???)

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Don at a salon or spa on you could just dot at home by estellawarren on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

SmokeDetector

09:28

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Ahava Beauty Items - By Natural Means To Watch Over Your Skin by stephnansn on security.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: There is no FatorMax by audreyjon on money.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

09:50

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps answer, repeating characters in answer: Find the number of terms in the geometric series. by ZAC LEE on math.stackexchange.com

bjb568

@InfiniteRecursion Ok.

@JasonC Well, sorry for trying to involve the room in a serious discussion that concerns it…

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, pattern-matching website in answer: Specific URL for each kind of content by princeansari on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps body, all-caps title: I HAD LOCKED MY SERVER DESKTOP HARD DISK D AND E WITH PROTECTION OF BIT LOCKER by Jehangir Chandiwalla on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

maveň

10:08

@TelkittytheWebDeveloper lol :D

user202362

:D

bjb568

:)

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Trial to see if they happen for this'll be the last by tenja lehn on drupal.stackexchange.com

Infinite Recursion

:D

Derpy

10:33

bjb568

What is Computer Science? (1/10)

►

Yay, there's more AotP!

SmokeDetector

10:48

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Slow Skin Aging With One Of These Skincare Tips That Is Easy Down? by PeterHathaway on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, link following arrow in body: Free radical harm safeguard? by birtacrou on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, link following arrow in body: Free radical harm safeguard? by birtacrou on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: There is a simple way to separate wrinkle creams: by dannycohen on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: How To Helps you obtain ageless eyes? by normancs on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: Get sugars from fruit by trexmuscleadvice on drupal.stackexchange.com

SouravGhosh

11:07

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/34898092/2173917

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: included in a list of negative FatorMax by Anna166 on money.stackexchange.com

user202362

11:18

why some messages fall over the starboard faster than the others with less stars?

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: What is Biofusion Stem Cell? by sethi jurin on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

Sd k

bjb568

@TelkittytheWebDeveloper Because of some weird algorithm. On DevDoodle we don't have this problem!

user202362

lol

Quill

@bjb568 </shamelessplug>

maybe you ought to apply for a job at SO

once you're finished school

bjb568

11:30

Nah…

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[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: http://nationalfitnesspoint.com/niagen-reviews by Michelle Ansari on engineering.stackexchange.com

bummi

was this not reported?

!!/report engineering.stackexchange.com/q/7009/4378

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[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: FatorMax Changing my diet to a added abreast by raisashin on engineering.stackexchange.com

Quill

0

Q: Is Donald Trumph a Grand Member of the Illuminati

Last week Donald Trumph said that "Since we still have state regulation on our currency we can decide the outcome on short term" precisely as the Grand Member Mario Draghi said CEO of the European Central Bank. Does this implies that Donald Trumph a Grand Member of the Illuminati ?

!!/report skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/31470/…

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[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Is Donald Trumph a Grand Member of the Illuminati by user30792 on skeptics.stackexchange.com

DroidDev

11:42

@Quill can you please point out the reason for that? Actually, I am unable to find out the reason in flag reasons :/

and its also because the question is on skeptics

Quill

Well, for starters, he spells everything correctly besides donald trump's name

except for the tag, which he spells correctly

and secondly the question is a brand new user, not that it's a clincher

and last, there's the assumption Mario Draghi is a "member" or whatever

anyway, I probably shouldn't have reported it :p

DroidDev

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

PeterJ

It might be off-topic for being speculation rather than a notable claim that he's a member, but yeah probably not something to report

Quill

the question has no reasoning

I would downvote and flag, but probably shouldn't report

DroidDev

umm.....that's what I was actually asking. What would be the flag reason, off-topic, too-broad, not clear?

Quill

11:48

!!/rmblu skeptics.stackexchange.com/users/30792/user30792

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@Quill User removed from blacklist (30792 on skeptics.stackexchange.com).

Quill

Off-topic

bjb568

12:11

Introduction to special relativity and Minkowski spacetime diagrams

►

SPACETIME!

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

Wut

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: A Simple Fast Reduction Supplement Diet by silinaer on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] URL-only title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: http://trytotalhealthcleanse.net/blackcore-edge/ by emilyrooks on askubuntu.com

DroidDev

A question is marked as a duplicate of another question, which is further marked as a duplicate of another question. Not that I am seeing it for first time, but still....LOL

Quill

I asked one of the mods about the ABC duplication style

DroidDev

....and?

Quill

12:23

they said that it's such a edge case that they didn't bother implementing it

Jan 6 at 2:34, by Pops

B. That's an edge case we don't check for, at least the last time I looked.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, link following arrow in body: How Does It restoration Your product? by tubemanjwm on askubuntu.com

DroidDev

oh....though, it would have been a lot funnier, if they had given you a link of a question(to get more info about it), which was again marked as a duplicate of another question. LOL

anyway....thanks @Quill

Derpy

@DroidDev I think that at least once somebody found a dupe loop that way.

A->B->C->A....

DroidDev

@Derpy lol, I'd love to see that happen again

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

13:20

!xkcd find 10 day forcast

PeterJ

^^ needs a spellcheck

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

!xkcd find 10 day forecast

!bjb

Oh, definitely not; they don't have Amazon Prime.

XCDKBOT WWAI NOT WERK

Shadow Wizard

!xkcd alive?

:(

Quill

negative zip codes?

wtf us

Shadow Wizard

Clemens Himmer

13:31

guess that's a joke

Quill

wat

Shadow Wizard

Joke in xkcd? No way!

Braiam

@Quill yeah, Amazon Prime doesn't go there

Shadow Wizard

Must read! reddit.com/r/fifthworldproblems/comments/1jh9g6/…

Feeds

We are aware of users in South America receiving 522 errors from Cloudflare. Cloudflare are working on the issue: https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/

Tweeted by StackStatus on January 20, 2016 at 1:33 PM

Shadow Wizard

13:39

@Feeds huh, MSE was borked for me too a while ago.

And I'm not from South America.

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

lol

Can't connect to cloudflarestatus.com :O

ProgramFOX

probably because it's Cloudfarestatus, not Cloutfarestatus

Quill

*cloudflarestatus not cloudfarestatus

Shadow Wizard

Can't connect to meta.stackexchenge.com :O

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

Oh yeah

Now I can't

> Server not found

O_O

PeterJ

13:42

going to register domain to fix it...

Shadow Wizard

MSE borked!11!!!!!1!!!!!1!1!!

Braiam

➜  ~  dig meta.stackexchenge.com

; <<>> DiG 9.9.5-12.1-Debian <<>> meta.stackexchenge.com
;; global options: +cmd
;; Got answer:
;; ->>HEADER<<- opcode: QUERY, status: NXDOMAIN, id: 20321
;; flags: qr rd ra; QUERY: 1, ANSWER: 0, AUTHORITY: 1, ADDITIONAL: 1

;; OPT PSEUDOSECTION:
; EDNS: version: 0, flags:; udp: 4096
;; QUESTION SECTION:
;meta.stackexchenge.com.		IN	A

;; AUTHORITY SECTION:
com.			876	IN	SOA	a.gtld-servers.net. nstld.verisign-grs.com. 1453297294 1800 900 604800 86400

;; Query time: 266 msec

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

Bores to death in triage

Feeds

13:56

@praveenscience Newcastle in the UK or Newcastle in Australia?

Tweeted by StackStatus on January 20, 2016 at 1:53 PM in reply to praveenscience

We are also receiving reports from within Europe regarding connectivity issues, which we are also investigating.

Tweeted by StackStatus on January 20, 2016 at 1:57 PM

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

@Feeds AND I CANT EVAN CONNACT TO UR WEBSITE --- ILL JUIT IT FUREVAR

Quill

Rush Hour 3 - He is Mi and I am Yu

►

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

How to flag to move to programmers on so?

Quill

close->off-topic->migration

Feeds

@braiamp Probably because it's http://meta.stackexchange.com/

Tweeted by StackStatus on January 20, 2016 at 2:07 PM in reply to braiamp

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

14:08

I don't see programmers under there

Braiam

@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy you can't

PeterJ

Yeah you'd need to use an 'other' mod flag to suggest it for migration

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

noooooo

Argh

Moved my mouse and I don't know what I click in the review

Oh noes

Looks ok...

Eh fine

stackoverflow.com/review/triage/10962437

Shadow Wizard

Oops, my prank here got victims

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

Huh?

PeterJ

14:11

@Shadow Did someone report your dud meta URL as not working?

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

lol

Shadow Wizard

@PeterJ yup, via twitter :D

PeterJ

lol

Braiam

@ShadowWizard ¬_¬

Shadow Wizard

And the good part is that SE replied :D

!!/blame

Huh?

!!/alive?

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

14:13

HI CMZ PLEASE SAYZ WHO DID ITZ

Shadow Wizard

No smoky? ? @Pro

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

Smokey isn't even in room

Duh

TODAH IS BOTLEZ DAH

ProgramFOX

It must have died with the server problems.

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

!bjb

Shadow Wizard

@ProgramFOX no auto respawn like FOX?

ProgramFOX

14:15

It does, but if the problem at SE's side is location-dependent, then it won't do anything useful.

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

CLOSE PLEZ

Shadow Wizard

2 hours ago, by SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, link following arrow in body: How Does It restoration Your product? by tubemanjwm on askubuntu.com

Smoky last report. R.I.P

Quill

Andrew Watt - Ghost In My Head

►

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

stackoverflow.com/review/triage/10963292

Shadow Wizard

14:30

@Pro so no way to revive Smoky now? :/

Spammers can be attacking SE in those very moments....

ProgramFOX

I don't have the account credentials anymore. And to run it from FOX 9000's account I need to change some variable values which is not worth the effort; if the server problems are fixed it will come back again.

Shadow Wizard

@ProgramFOX oh, cool. Hope SE will survive....

ProgramFOX

Survive what?

Quill

the incoming nuclear winter

Shadow Wizard

@ProgramFOX absence of Smoky, leading to waves of endless spam, of course.

ProgramFOX

14:43

Don't forget that SE has filters. And while Smokey is a very useful tool to catch spam, if a site cannot deal with spam themselves, they've got a moderation problem.

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