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00:08
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Why don't we have "free energy generators"? by Clarissa C. Clearwater on physics.stackexchange.com
user259867
@SmokeDetector Confused/crank post, not offensive, likely to be closed
user259867
@SmokeDetector ignore-
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu- the fancy brackets 【 】 could also be added to blacklist, they usually appear with Live Streaming things
user259867
Not sure if there'd be false positives.
00:15
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: How to increase the font size for Skype on OS X? by chamalilem on superuser.com
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu-
user259867
00:26
@SmokeDetector fp-
user202362
!!/coffee
@chmod711telkitty brews coffee for @chmod711telkitty
user259867
Poor guy... Missing My Health by Tavo Diaz on apple.stackexchange.com
user259867
being antisocial as usual
00:40
Totally
I'm so antisocial I won't even ping BJB
Hey Tim Stone is kinda cute
cue uproar followed by ban
user259867
> Status: available
user259867
You're in luck, it seems.
Morning...
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu- that's Smokey's way of saying "morning"
user259867
00:48
Eh, I don't know why I keep blacklisting these. It's not like they are going to post without Chinese characters.
user259867
Hopefully Undo's blacklisted users database can handle this volume.
Still unsure if the Bayesian thingy is actually utilized for something though
Probably need monthly automatic cleaning of nuked user on blacklist
user202362
@Shog9 let's talk about flags
user259867
@AndrewT. It does not affect any reports here, that's for sure. But it runs in SDS: chat.stackexchange.com/…
user259867
The results are not impressive.
user259867
00:55
This one looks good:
user259867
in Smoke Detector School on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 15 hours ago, by SmokeDetector
[ SmokeDetector | BayesianBeta ] Quality score 0.00472236735049: Online TERADATA Training
user259867
But then there is this:
Ahh, that room... long time no see
(along with LQPHQ)
The gibberish classifier was a good idea too... but it just doesn't understand code.
(and/or short sentences when code is removed)
user259867
01:10
Also, mods appear to dislike having rude/abusive dropped on gibberish, which largely loses the point of having them reported in chat.
user259867
Makes me question the inclusion of "few unique chars" in findspam (even though it was me who added it). So far, I tightened it up a bit.
@NormalHuman I've not noticed that. Although I flag only a few of those every week...
lol lol lol lol lol stackoverflow sux lol lol lol
user259867
That would be rude.
user259867
But asdf sdafadddfasdf is less clear
01:13
there's no clear borderline when to flag as rude/abusive then
It's a risk you run for the extra downvote. You could just NAA it.
@SmokeDetector uh, wow
really
the search on email returns property listing.... though...
not sure if "robert" is a girl
user259867
01:19
!!/report-offensive rus.stackexchange.com/a/417773
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: "Cлышать запахи" by Иван on rus.stackexchange.com
user259867
Have fun with Google Translate :)
user259867
And this one too, if you please: rus.stackexchange.com/a/417496
I flagged one as spam; oops.
@hichris123 They don't like that. :)
01:21
the one with -1 score is interesting
user259867
@AndrewT. That one is NAA, a comment on another answer
user259867
Wait, there aren't any mods yet?
user259867
Exactly.
Hasn't yet been a few months?
user259867
01:22
Yep.
user259867
I have 162 pending flags on that site.
facepalm
user259867
Would be more if I didn't give up after a few weeks.
Now that you mention it... I offensive flagged rus.stackexchange.com/a/23120/176594 a while back but the flag expired.
01:25
^ better than kitten
user259867
Yes, I have a few expired spam/offensive flags there too.
@chmod711telkitty let's talk about you and me
user202362
yes, I love you and SO/SE very much, almost as much as I love my chooks. :D
user202362
01:43
user259867
sd 2tpu-
02:04
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: How to display(draw) a brickwall in java? by drawhalibel on stackoverflow.com
@AndrewT. Wat‽
!comp ‽
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer, blacklisted user: Are there any drive-in restaurants in Central Europe? by indian chef on travel.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector ignore-
02:14
sd why
sd 2tpu-
@JamesENL [:3996155] Body - Position 17-31: Long Path Tool
02:41
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: WebStorm/PhpStorm, issue with terminal on Windows 10 by Lareser on stackoverflow.com
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu- spam
user259867
0
A: Why would I want a pressurized hydration pack?

CharlieMy dog is black and on our hikes he really gets hot I'm looking for a way to cool him without dumping all my water on his back and have 2/3rds of it go on the ground. Anybody have any experience with this problem?

user259867
@Undo Any experience with this problem? ^
I'd say NAA
0
A: Laptop for front-end development

UndoI'm going against the tide here: OS X. It can be easier to use for development stuff (especially web, can't vouch for .NET development and other such Microsoft technologies.), and it doesn't cost as much. Stop looking at me funny, there's data to come... First, here's why I like OS X more: It ...

I'm proud of this answer.
I really didn't expect that buying MacBooks would come out cheaper than buying Windows machines in the long run.
Is lostwindowspassword.com spam?
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu- spam
user259867
Yes, and this is the second one in about an hour.
03:29
kk
user259867
It's the repair/recovery guys
Why oh why can't I have a one-click way to turn on keyboard shortcuts across the network?
user259867
I enabled them everywhere, by going through the sites in order. No fun.
user259867
Still not enabled on metas, but I'm okay with that.
user259867
@SmokeDetector poof
03:31
I'm gonna have to write a script to do this. Grrr.
Anyway, sleep time. Scripts tomorrow
cya
@SmokeDetector this spam (surprisingly) hasn't gone yet stackoverflow.com/questions/30153076/…
user259867
sd 2tpu-
04:14
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body, title has only one unique char: .................................................... by Tree on math.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Building height For Women - Female by victosmi46 on stackoverflow.com
user259867
@SmokeDetector rolled back
user259867
@SmokeDetector Only for female women?
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp- we should just disable offensive filter on Movies. :/
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer, blacklisted user: mute individual Skype text chat? by chamalilem on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in title, url-only title: http://puregarciniaelitefacts.com/herbal-virility/ by johnettesc on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body: height building - What Goes On To Body Weight by joycebobb on askubuntu.com
user259867
sd 3tpu-
04:24
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Does Growth Factor Plus really work? by Graciewilkins on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Factoring with fractional exponents by fuckmath on math.stackexchange.com
user259867
sd 2tpu-
04:44
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body: How To Claim item Risk-Free Trial Offer? by creetibond on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: How does item Serum Work? by creetibond on meta.stackexchange.com
sd 2tpu-
05:04
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Enhancement Penis And Male Size That Is Real by luciolen on security.stackexchange.com
05:16
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: The price range is decided by two by Nettiejbartonn on drupal.stackexchange.com
user163250
@Undo is it possible to update SmokeDetector to find links to file-sharing services like Dropbox and Google Drive?
user163250
Example: https://drive.google.com/file/
user163250
Some users are using them to share images instead of using SO's built-in image hosting.
user259867
Would be easy to do, but outside the scope. There is no need to gang up on those posts by a chat room. Only one user action [edit] is needed, and it's not an urgent one. Anyone in the mood for editing can search url:drive.google.com/file and edit to their heart's content.
user163250
Fair enough.
05:30
(product name in code markdown, link replaced with "Click Here" when that breaks the sentence).... this could be another person with a bad userscript.
user259867
For those just joining us... two rude/abusive posts on rus.se still need flags: rus.stackexchange.com/a/417773 rus.stackexchange.com/a/417496
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: The Anti- Aging Skincare News by user500662 on stackoverflow.com
user259867
Whoa, http://pages.rediff.com... what's that?
user259867
Nothing interesting, some Indian portal. But a notable event.
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp-
05:46
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, url-only title: http://loseweightgarcinianow.com/aurora-serum/ by domickharis on askubuntu.com
@SmokeDetector tpu-
user259867
Math.SE seems to attract a lot of trolls.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Build Muscle The Healthy Way With These Top Tips by rachelgroves on drupal.stackexchange.com
user259867
05:49
Rude; 368 rep user: stackoverflow.com/a/32582484
user259867
How about making it 268?
user259867
Rude/abusive gets the 100 point penalty just like spam does?
user259867
Yes, it does. But rarely happens in practice.
@NormalHuman All the gems that one misses if one is below 10K....
user259867
05:55
Not necessarily trolls. Just the below-average kids of about bjb's age or less.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Intellux Try to establish a framework by GaryJohn00 on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Been in there so scandalous hi green by sdfsdgdf on superuser.com
sd 2tpu-
06:28
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: A Requirement Of Every Person That Is Overweight by zcouzloi on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body: Good writing service for making custom essay Writing service by Victorkemp on math.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Getting Your Mind-Set Right For Permanent Weight Loss by seepasloi987 on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body: Wealth is a difficult Cognilift by finnstar on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: GEB-SPOCK-GRAILS-CUANTO by user1462914 on stackoverflow.com
user163250
06:55
@NormalHuman the problem with these is that I don't know where the flag link is unless I plug the entire page into Google Translate :P
Don't find it, feel it.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: COGNOS Online Training by likitha83 on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating words in answer: Are there any health problems associated with skipping lunch? by user29047 on skeptics.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: CMS Error 500 error when sending message using AT command by betilly on stackoverflow.com
07:19
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Heli-skiing and Alaska’s state game – dog by rhondacriswell3 on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Why is "cheque cashing" a legitimate business? by Susan Anderson on money.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in title, url in title: http://healthsupplementcare.com/maximum-shred/ by Zolyjenet on drupal.stackexchange.com
08:00
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Punctuation help needed -- first-time novelist by MoniqueH on writers.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector why?
@DroidDev Body - Position 2592-2597: whore
@SmokeDetector fpu
sd fpu
??
!!/status
08:02
@AndrewT. Running since 05:44:20 UTC (138 minutes)
@AndrewT. is there a privileged users list somewhere for smokey?
@DroidDev not sure about that, but sometimes smokey is borkey
@AndrewT. umm....@Pro is one of the developers, right?
@DroidDev yes
08:04
@SmokeDetector why
@vaultah ooooooooo.....thanks :)
@AndrewT. Body - Position 76-90: screenshot.net
@Pro, please add me to users who can tp fp to smokey
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, phone number detected in title: Gmail Customer Service Number 8446662840 by Alinaros on webapps.stackexchange.com
!!/test mytechshout.com
08:06
> Would not be caught for title, body and username.
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Shell Script Help - Automatically assign users to group by arron on unix.stackexchange.com
1. [:3996541] <no return value>
2. [:3996539] That message is not a report.
@SmokeDetector tpu-
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Best Tips of Lose Weigh Effortlessly by kenyaforsheyw on drupal.stackexchange.com
08:25
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Nature Skin Labs Ageless Serum Review by susanhain on superuser.com
sd 3tpu-
...gaining flag weight by the minute...
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: Protein Powders Are Necessary For Building Height by user500719 on superuser.com
sd tpu-
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, blacklisted user: What Is RadioPlanets Oral-B & How to use it? by susanhain on superuser.com
08:38
@SmokeDetector great answer
@PraxisAshelin someone doesn't know how Unicode works
@Bart what do u mean
Could have had actual bananas
aw
such a missed opportunity
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: FEATURE_SUPPORT_ACTION_BAR by Sutanu Rath on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Account deleted by danbu on stackoverflow.com
08:51
How can Smokey post in the Tavern when he has only 1 rep on Meta.SE?
user202362
So Sad, So Dumb. Selfies Kill More People Than Sharks - totally proves that humans are the most dangerous animals on earth
My sock puppet, FractionalRadix, gets a "you need 20 points on Meta.SE" if I go here.
@S.L.Barth Damn...... I just marked that account deleted question as spam by reflex
@S.L.Barth, by explicit write access: chat.meta.stackexchange.com/rooms/info/89/…
@JamesENL Little to do about it, I guess. I VTC'd it as off-topic, belongs on Meta.SO. Though it probably won't live long there, either.
08:54
With all the swearing? No
@PeterJ Thanks! Interesting, didn't know we had this feature.
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Not just the swearing, but failing to make a case. If you want to appeal a mod decision, you need to bring some good reasons why you believe the mod decision was wrong.
They gave explicit write access to @jadarnel? That can't be good.
@chmod711telkitty Am I the only one expecting to find people hammering each other with selfie-sticks?
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Missing pictures from phone internal memory to SD card by Devang on android.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: BEST OBIEE Online Training by nandhana06 on stackoverflow.com
@SmokeDetector why
09:02
@S.L.Barth Body - Position 38-53: helpline number
user202362
@rene You need to have faith in yourself. Also good thought that selfie sticks can be used as weapons
@rene yup
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica [:3996689] That message is not a report.
09:03
@SmokeDetector tpu-
@SmokeDetector fp
@S.L.Barth Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
@rene hmm, on second thought ... they did that for reposts of images hosted on the stack imgur ... not 100% certain if that's the case of plain imgur.
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Shortcut to enable / disable VoIP/SIP on Gingerbread? by Noida Business on android.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Eclipse classloading order by Dan Ying Yang on stackoverflow.com
I guess you convinced the author @rene :)
09:13
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body: Cognilift Yoga Fitness: Above And Beyond Your Average Fitness by adelineevelyn on stackoverflow.com
@Bart I'll watch my profile for a day, if no down votes come in I assume you're right...
goes to downvote @rene
goes to upvote @Bart so he has enough rep to downvote me
09:26
goes to custom flag both for voting ring
@Bart and @rene suspended...
sd tpu-
I think we can all agree that would be the best for the site
on math.SE what's 'cite'?
09:30
cite academic paper?
Yeah, it doesn't have a math specific meaning AFAIK, so it just means for example to cite a reference to show where something came from
Ah, I got it. It's to make a citation of the post instead.
Probably there's a request to follow his more serious brother, MathOverflow
Lately, when I am talking with this specific client, I have the strange felling this music is playing in my brain - soundcloud link... Should I be worried?
Nah, you're still several steps away from white noise.
09:48
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: the kind of body most people want by rachelgroves on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Gives 100% guarantee by annabelleboles on superuser.com
sd 2tpu-
..
Flag throttling
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Believe was eighty-six patients by user306022 on meta.stackexchange.com
sd tpu-
Jeez
Doing SH again
10:08
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Thackeray's DENS it's simi by aleenacharch on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Miracle Muscle Supplement is a breakthrough by thomasfujiwara on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: Online SAP BO Training by vignasuki on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Bast Brain Educational Free Games For Kids by rebeccapolicastrovk on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: How do I fix my Base URLs so I can access my Magento site? by asdf on magento.stackexchange.com
sd 2tpu-
Stupid spam. Facts all wrong. WE HUMANS DO NOT HAVE CHLOROPHYLL!
sd 2tpu- spam
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: This Bernstein theorized that kind by nialjaan134 on drupal.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu-
sd tpu
10:18
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica [:3996966] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Where can I edit the Postage / Shipping Label for Magento? by asdf on magento.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Physical or Muscle Fitness a Sign of a Healthy Lifestyle by profffrum on meta.stackexchange.com
10:35
SD tpu-
user259867
@AndrewT. Nobody asked for it, actually: it was added along with MO. It's useless and layout-breaking. Do we need the "cite" link below every post? by Lord_Farin on meta.math.stackexchange.com
Wow
Is it a standard to post questions/answers in smokey format?
Ouch
Stop leaving and entering so quickly
@SmokeDetector *problemz
10:41
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica @Normal has a userscript for it.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Intellux Make sure that you have something to do during by BettyMathieson on meta.stackexchange.com
user202362
@SmokeDetector you speak awfully lot for a user with only 1 rep :p
user202362
s/user/bot/
10:56
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Raise Your Brain Power Quickly by user453870 on askubuntu.com
11:08
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How Does Formula Of This item Work For You? by Albertnmjuriya on meta.stackexchange.com
11:19
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: What Are The Precautions In The Daily Use Of This item? by user5367433 on stackoverflow.com
sd tpu-
11:31
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body: Brain Entrainment Technology by user453878 on askubuntu.com
Entrainment? LOL
user259867
Thesaurus-based regex avoidance.
> 1892 Mod. Lang. Notes Nov. 393 ― Entrain, entrainement-evidently from Fr. entrainer. The action of carrying over particles of syrup or sugar by the steam exhausted from vacuum-pans in boiling sugar.
Obviously that should have asked on Chemistry.SE.
Or AppliedChemistry.SE, née Cooking.SE.
@tchrist They said technology is scary . . . How do they do that to brain?
SD gone
user259867
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Put it in boiling sugar for 15-20 minutes. Cover partially with a lid, stir regularly.
11:39
Not sure if my brain will survive that long.
user259867
Season to taste.
12:23
Not really though
1 mod improved upon an edit by you, which means Community will kick in to approve your original edit.
Yes
Mod reviews are binding
As with any other binding action.
Like on posts you yourself own.
Including tag wikis if you were a Trusted User when you created them.
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Change Icons on toggle in my navigation bar by Roy balolo on stackoverflow.com
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica [:3997390] Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: Is it possible to fix a corrupted Microsoft word document? by Shashi Kiran on stackoverflow.com
user259867
@SmokeDetector ignore- not spam but the question is OT
No?
Whoops
Flagged as spam
user259867
The question asker is more likely to be a spammer than the answerer. But there is no proof and I don't really care as long as it gets closed.
user259867
They also asked at SF, got mod-closed.
user259867
12:36
Not at SU, or perhaps it was deleted there.
Agree the person with the answer doesn't seem like a spammer although when I was looking at their history noticed an answer on another OT question that needs closing: stackoverflow.com/questions/32712377/…
user202362
@RobertLongson Are you really working on firefox, do you by any chance know why adblock does not work on my firefox any more?
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: Best Online SAP IS RETAIL Training by lalithya on stackoverflow.com
I'm not an employee of Mozilla. I'm volunteer contributor.
I work on the core graphics code of Firefox, I don't know why adblock wouldn't work for you
user202362
12:43
@RobertLongson thanks for the info anyways
13:20
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Logic Puzzle Six Doors by S. sana on mathoverflow.net
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: Calling FluentMigrator methods inside Execute.WithConnection action by eigrp on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: JEE HIBERNATE HQL by Huakerams on stackoverflow.com
13:43
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Punctuation help needed -- first-time novelist by MoniqueH on writers.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: type error b is undefined by user5368005 on stackoverflow.com
user202362
user202362
Tor core was written in C ... interesting
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