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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Cannot delete folder - Content seems to be nested recursively by petrowich on superuser.com

2:14 AM

sd why

hichris123

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@JamesENL [:3996155] Body - Position 17-31: Long Path Tool

A: Why would I want a pressurized hydration pack?

2:41 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: WebStorm/PhpStorm, issue with terminal on Windows 10 by Lareser on stackoverflow.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector tpu- spam

user259867

0

My dog is black and on our hikes he really gets hot I'm looking for a way to cool him without dumping all my water on his back and have 2/3rds of it go on the ground. Anybody have any experience with this problem?

user259867

@Undo Any experience with this problem? ^

I'd say NAA

bjb568

3:17 AM

The folk song happy birthday is now in public domain

A: Laptop for front-end development

0

I'm going against the tide here: OS X. It can be easier to use for development stuff (especially web, can't vouch for .NET development and other such Microsoft technologies.), and it doesn't cost as much. Stop looking at me funny, there's data to come... First, here's why I like OS X more: It ...

I'm proud of this answer.

I really didn't expect that buying MacBooks would come out cheaper than buying Windows machines in the long run.

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: Windows 8.1 - Change Microsoft Account to Local Account from Administrator Account by Korence on serverfault.com

Is lostwindowspassword.com spam?

user259867

@SmokeDetector tpu- spam

user259867

Yes, and this is the second one in about an hour.

3:29 AM

kk

user259867

It's the repair/recovery guys

Why oh why can't I have a one-click way to turn on keyboard shortcuts across the network?

user259867

I enabled them everywhere, by going through the sites in order. No fun.

user259867

Still not enabled on metas, but I'm okay with that.

user259867

@SmokeDetector poof

3:31 AM

I'm gonna have to write a script to do this. Grrr.

Anyway, sleep time. Scripts tomorrow

cya

@SmokeDetector this spam (surprisingly) hasn't gone yet stackoverflow.com/questions/30153076/…

3:45 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: what's the details of 8% free bonus for old school rs gold & RS3 gold on RSorder by Bob Niu on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: what's the details of 8% free bonus for old school rs gold & RS3 gold on RSorder by Bob Niu on stackoverflow.com

user259867

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4:14 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body, title has only one unique char: .................................................... by Tree on math.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Building height For Women - Female by victosmi46 on stackoverflow.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector rolled back

user259867

@SmokeDetector Only for female women?

user259867

@SmokeDetector fp- we should just disable offensive filter on Movies. :/

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer, blacklisted user: mute individual Skype text chat? by chamalilem on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in title, url-only title: http://puregarciniaelitefacts.com/herbal-virility/ by johnettesc on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body: height building - What Goes On To Body Weight by joycebobb on askubuntu.com

user259867

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4:24 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Does Growth Factor Plus really work? by Graciewilkins on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Factoring with fractional exponents by fuckmath on math.stackexchange.com

user259867

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4:44 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body: How To Claim item Risk-Free Trial Offer? by creetibond on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: How does item Serum Work? by creetibond on meta.stackexchange.com

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5:04 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Enhancement Penis And Male Size That Is Real by luciolen on security.stackexchange.com

5:16 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: The price range is decided by two by Nettiejbartonn on drupal.stackexchange.com

user163250

@Undo is it possible to update SmokeDetector to find links to file-sharing services like Dropbox and Google Drive?

user163250

Example: https://drive.google.com/file/

user163250

Some users are using them to share images instead of using SO's built-in image hosting.

user259867

Would be easy to do, but outside the scope. There is no need to gang up on those posts by a chat room. Only one user action [edit] is needed, and it's not an urgent one. Anyone in the mood for editing can search url:drive.google.com/file and edit to their heart's content.

user163250

Fair enough.

5:30 AM

reject-plz stackoverflow.com/review/suggested-edits/9602098

(product name in code markdown, link replaced with "Click Here" when that breaks the sentence).... this could be another person with a bad userscript.

user259867

For those just joining us... two rude/abusive posts on rus.se still need flags: rus.stackexchange.com/a/417773 rus.stackexchange.com/a/417496

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: The Anti- Aging Skincare News by user500662 on stackoverflow.com

user259867

Whoa, http://pages.rediff.com... what's that?

user259867

Nothing interesting, some Indian portal. But a notable event.

user259867

@SmokeDetector fp-

5:46 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, url-only title: http://loseweightgarcinianow.com/aurora-serum/ by domickharis on askubuntu.com

@SmokeDetector tpu-

user259867

!!/report-rude math.stackexchange.com/a/1447606

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: What does the small number on top of the square root symbol mean? by Brad on math.stackexchange.com

Math.SE seems to attract a lot of trolls.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Build Muscle The Healthy Way With These Top Tips by rachelgroves on drupal.stackexchange.com

user259867

5:49 AM

Rude; 368 rep user: stackoverflow.com/a/32582484

user259867

How about making it 268?

user259867

@S.L.Barth For completeness

Rude/abusive gets the 100 point penalty just like spam does?

user259867

Yes, it does. But rarely happens in practice.

@NormalHuman All the gems that one misses if one is below 10K....

user259867

5:55 AM

Not necessarily trolls. Just the below-average kids of about bjb's age or less.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Intellux Try to establish a framework by GaryJohn00 on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Been in there so scandalous hi green by sdfsdgdf on superuser.com

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6:28 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: A Requirement Of Every Person That Is Overweight by zcouzloi on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body: Good writing service for making custom essay Writing service by Victorkemp on math.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Getting Your Mind-Set Right For Permanent Weight Loss by seepasloi987 on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body: Wealth is a difficult Cognilift by finnstar on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: GEB-SPOCK-GRAILS-CUANTO by user1462914 on stackoverflow.com

user163250

6:55 AM

@NormalHuman the problem with these is that I don't know where the flag link is unless I plug the entire page into Google Translate :P

Don't find it, feel it.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: COGNOS Online Training by likitha83 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating words in answer: Are there any health problems associated with skipping lunch? by user29047 on skeptics.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: CMS Error 500 error when sending message using AT command by betilly on stackoverflow.com

7:19 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Heli-skiing and Alaska’s state game – dog by rhondacriswell3 on drupal.stackexchange.com

sd tpu- spam

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Why is "cheque cashing" a legitimate business? by Susan Anderson on money.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in title, url in title: http://healthsupplementcare.com/maximum-shred/ by Zolyjenet on drupal.stackexchange.com

7:44 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Why Nomura says that the development for the Final fantasy xiv is going well? by Fern Chen on gaming.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Is it wise to have plenty of current accounts in different banks? by Jerry Pedro on money.stackexchange.com

8:00 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Punctuation help needed -- first-time novelist by MoniqueH on writers.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector why?

@DroidDev Body - Position 2592-2597: whore

@SmokeDetector fpu

sd fpu

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[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Android take screenshot command - since which android version? by Gowtham V on stackoverflow.com

!!/status

8:02 AM

@AndrewT. Running since 05:44:20 UTC (138 minutes)

@AndrewT. is there a privileged users list somewhere for smokey?

@DroidDev not sure about that, but sometimes smokey is borkey

@AndrewT. umm....@Pro is one of the developers, right?

@DroidDev yes

vaultah

github.com/Charcoal-SE/SmokeDetector/blob/master/…

8:04 AM

@SmokeDetector why

@vaultah ooooooooo.....thanks :)

@AndrewT. Body - Position 76-90: screenshot.net

@Pro, please add me to users who can tp fp to smokey

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, phone number detected in title: Gmail Customer Service Number 8446662840 by Alinaros on webapps.stackexchange.com

!!/test mytechshout.com

8:06 AM

> Would not be caught for title, body and username.

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Shell Script Help - Automatically assign users to group by arron on unix.stackexchange.com

sd 2tpu-

1. [:3996541] <no return value>
2. [:3996539] That message is not a report.

@SmokeDetector tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Best Tips of Lose Weigh Effortlessly by kenyaforsheyw on drupal.stackexchange.com

sd tpu-

8:25 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Wish To Find The Very Best Diet For Muscle Gain And Fat Loss Out? by user135414 on unix.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: However, though, that is not even close to the facts. by user453829 on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Nature Skin Labs Ageless Serum Review by susanhain on superuser.com

sd 3tpu-

...gaining flag weight by the minute...

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: Protein Powders Are Necessary For Building Height by user500719 on superuser.com

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sd 4gone

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, blacklisted user: What Is RadioPlanets Oral-B & How to use it? by susanhain on superuser.com

Praxis Ashelin

8:38 AM

@SmokeDetector great answer

@PraxisAshelin someone doesn't know how Unicode works

Praxis Ashelin

@Bart what do u mean

Could have had actual bananas

Praxis Ashelin

aw

such a missed opportunity

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: FEATURE_SUPPORT_ACTION_BAR by Sutanu Rath on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in body: Making a two dimensional array in java, but the values are changing for no reason by user1784297 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Account deleted by danbu on stackoverflow.com

8:51 AM

How can Smokey post in the Tavern when he has only 1 rep on Meta.SE?

user202362

So Sad, So Dumb. Selfies Kill More People Than Sharks - totally proves that humans are the most dangerous animals on earth

My sock puppet, FractionalRadix, gets a "you need 20 points on Meta.SE" if I go here.

@S.L.Barth Damn...... I just marked that account deleted question as spam by reflex

PeterJ

@S.L.Barth, by explicit write access: chat.meta.stackexchange.com/rooms/info/89/…

@JamesENL Little to do about it, I guess. I VTC'd it as off-topic, belongs on Meta.SO. Though it probably won't live long there, either.

8:54 AM

With all the swearing? No

@PeterJ Thanks! Interesting, didn't know we had this feature.

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Not just the swearing, but failing to make a case. If you want to appeal a mod decision, you need to bring some good reasons why you believe the mod decision was wrong.

They gave explicit write access to @jadarnel? That can't be good.

@chmod711telkitty Am I the only one expecting to find people hammering each other with selfie-sticks?

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Missing pictures from phone internal memory to SD card by Devang on android.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: BEST OBIEE Online Training by nandhana06 on stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector why

9:02 AM

@S.L.Barth Body - Position 38-53: helpline number

Am I right here: meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/305480/…

user202362

@rene You need to have faith in yourself. Also good thought that selfie sticks can be used as weapons

@rene yup

sd tpu-

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica [:3996689] That message is not a report.

9:03 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu-

@SmokeDetector fp

@S.L.Barth Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

@rene hmm, on second thought ... they did that for reposts of images hosted on the stack imgur ... not 100% certain if that's the case of plain imgur.

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Shortcut to enable / disable VoIP/SIP on Gingerbread? by Noida Business on android.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Eclipse classloading order by Dan Ying Yang on stackoverflow.com

I guess you convinced the author @rene :)

9:13 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body: Cognilift Yoga Fitness: Above And Beyond Your Average Fitness by adelineevelyn on stackoverflow.com

@Bart I'll watch my profile for a day, if no down votes come in I assume you're right...

goes to downvote @rene

goes to upvote @Bart so he has enough rep to downvote me

9:26 AM

goes to custom flag both for voting ring

Lo

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: How to calculate savings over the life of a car loan? by John Toms on math.stackexchange.com

@Bart and @rene suspended...

sd tpu-

I think we can all agree that would be the best for the site

on math.SE what's 'cite'?

9:30 AM

cite academic paper?

PeterJ

Yeah, it doesn't have a math specific meaning AFAIK, so it just means for example to cite a reference to show where something came from

Ah, I got it. It's to make a citation of the post instead.

Probably there's a request to follow his more serious brother, MathOverflow

SPArchaeologist

Lately, when I am talking with this specific client, I have the strange felling this music is playing in my brain - soundcloud link... Should I be worried?

Nah, you're still several steps away from white noise.

9:48 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: the kind of body most people want by rachelgroves on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Gives 100% guarantee by annabelleboles on superuser.com

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..

Flag throttling

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Believe was eighty-six patients by user306022 on meta.stackexchange.com

vaultah

sd tpu-

Jeez

Doing SH again

10:08 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Thackeray's DENS it's simi by aleenacharch on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Miracle Muscle Supplement is a breakthrough by thomasfujiwara on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: Online SAP BO Training by vignasuki on stackoverflow.com

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Bast Brain Educational Free Games For Kids by rebeccapolicastrovk on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: How do I fix my Base URLs so I can access my Magento site? by asdf on magento.stackexchange.com

sd 2tpu-

Stupid spam. Facts all wrong. WE HUMANS DO NOT HAVE CHLOROPHYLL!

sd 2tpu- spam

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: This Bernstein theorized that kind by nialjaan134 on drupal.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu-

sd tpu

10:18 AM

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica [:3996966] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

Moarspam

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Where can I edit the Postage / Shipping Label for Magento? by asdf on magento.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Physical or Muscle Fitness a Sign of a Healthy Lifestyle by profffrum on meta.stackexchange.com

sd tpu-

10:35 AM

SD tpu-

sd gone

Lol

user259867

@AndrewT. Nobody asked for it, actually: it was added along with MO. It's useless and layout-breaking. Do we need the "cite" link below every post? by Lord_Farin on meta.math.stackexchange.com

Wow

Is it a standard to post questions/answers in smokey format?

Ouch

Stop leaving and entering so quickly

@SmokeDetector *problemz

sd fp-

10:41 AM

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica @Normal has a userscript for it.

Oh

user259867

Specifically github.com/normalhuman/CustomSE/blob/master/ChatLinks.user.js

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HOW CAN I MAKE A DYNAMIC LISTVEIW USING JQUERY MOBILE? by Raja Feroz on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Intellux Make sure that you have something to do during by BettyMathieson on meta.stackexchange.com

user202362

@SmokeDetector you speak awfully lot for a user with only 1 rep :p

user202362

s/user/bot/

10:56 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Raise Your Brain Power Quickly by user453870 on askubuntu.com

11:08 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How Does Formula Of This item Work For You? by Albertnmjuriya on meta.stackexchange.com

SD tpu-

11:19 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: What Are The Precautions In The Daily Use Of This item? by user5367433 on stackoverflow.com

sd tpu-

11:31 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body: Brain Entrainment Technology by user453878 on askubuntu.com

Entrainment? LOL

user259867

Thesaurus-based regex avoidance.

tchrist

> 1892 Mod. Lang. Notes Nov. 393 ― Entrain, entrainement-evidently from Fr. entrainer. The action of carrying over particles of syrup or sugar by the steam exhausted from vacuum-pans in boiling sugar.

Obviously that should have asked on Chemistry.SE.

Or AppliedChemistry.SE, née Cooking.SE.

@tchrist They said technology is scary . . . How do they do that to brain?

SD gone

user259867

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Put it in boiling sugar for 15-20 minutes. Cover partially with a lid, stir regularly.

11:39 AM

Not sure if my brain will survive that long.

user259867

Season to taste.

12:07 PM

Lol

2 mods approve an edit

windowsphone.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/9974

12:23 PM

Not really though

???/

1 mod improved upon an edit by you, which means Community will kick in to approve your original edit.

Yes

Mod reviews are binding

tchrist

As with any other binding action.

Like on posts you yourself own.

Including tag wikis if you were a Trusted User when you created them.

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Change Icons on toggle in my navigation bar by Roy balolo on stackoverflow.com

12:31 PM

sd fp

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica [:3997390] Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: Is it possible to fix a corrupted Microsoft word document? by Shashi Kiran on stackoverflow.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector ignore- not spam but the question is OT

No?

Whoops

Flagged as spam

user259867

The question asker is more likely to be a spammer than the answerer. But there is no proof and I don't really care as long as it gets closed.

user259867

They also asked at SF, got mod-closed.

user259867

12:36 PM

Not at SU, or perhaps it was deleted there.

PeterJ

Agree the person with the answer doesn't seem like a spammer although when I was looking at their history noticed an answer on another OT question that needs closing: stackoverflow.com/questions/32712377/…

user202362

@RobertLongson Are you really working on firefox, do you by any chance know why adblock does not work on my firefox any more?

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: Best Online SAP IS RETAIL Training by lalithya on stackoverflow.com

Robert Longson

I'm not an employee of Mozilla. I'm volunteer contributor.

I work on the core graphics code of Firefox, I don't know why adblock wouldn't work for you

sd gone

user202362

12:43 PM

@RobertLongson thanks for the info anyways

12:58 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Why is Jerry Cornelius coloured negative in 'A Cure for Cancer' by Dora Sandy on scifi.stackexchange.com

sd tpu-

1:20 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Logic Puzzle Six Doors by S. sana on mathoverflow.net

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: Calling FluentMigrator methods inside Execute.WithConnection action by eigrp on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: JEE HIBERNATE HQL by Huakerams on stackoverflow.com