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[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Time to quit gmail spy program by Nono on webapps.stackexchange.com
@HomegrownTomato I remember there was a time that the CV room were closing those, @rene?
@hichris123 link or never happened
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00:28
The "best" ones are those with [web] as the sole tag... these
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@HomegrownTomato that's... kinda sad
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I expected a lot from stackoverflow :( — Vijay Saraf Nov 28 '13 at 7:58
Never realized the visited link color changes on comments.
user259867
00:39
I think it didn't until recently. Someone borked something, possibly related to the bug I reported
Gah, now I have to optimize my highlighter to apply realtime to textareas. Chrome can handle it, but FF and Safari can't currently.
user259867
spam seed still needs nuking: stackoverflow.com/questions/30855901/…
00:57
Gah, have to interrupt my beautiful syntax highlighter work for health stuff.
@bjb568 yeah, health is crap, specially when you don't have it
Hey
@HomegrownTomato That's a very good spamseed
01:12
What I have so far, still a lot of work to do.
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@James It's a part of the campaing in e-commerce related tags by 1-rep all-lowercase usernames.
user259867
@bjb568 You mean the highlighter?
Yeah, and in that layout, the textarea should probably fit the content.
And it needs to lag less.
Want me to publish the code?
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Not in chat...
… of course
user259867
01:17
Is this a programming question? stackoverflow.com/questions/30857384/…
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meh my code failed
brings out duct tape
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It really sucks tho…
Did I give you repo access, @home? It appears not. Link to github profile?
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01:34
@bjb568 ∄
… then make one!
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One day, maybe.
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You might have better luck with these if you earn a little reputation and join a chatroom like the Tavern to ask these questions. — Undo 3 mins ago
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Please no spam redirection to the Tavern. :/
@Undo what does your dog have on their nose?
or is it just chromatic aberation
01:39
@HomegrownTomato You really should get an account sooner rather than later. Anyway, here's the gist of it.
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> it needs to work in linear time at worst...
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"at worst"... how could it be less than that?
I'm probably going to have to make a character-by-chacter parser…
@HomegrownTomato slower, i.e. polynomial or exponential
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I know the comparison, but "at worst" implies you can hope for something even better.
Log time, but that's probably just fantasy.
And hopefully less regex.
I think it's doing exponential now. When I tried giving it 500 lines instead of 200, it went from a quarter second to stack overflow.
01:44
You know, that star'd message of bjb's is hilarious when taken out of context
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Hm. If you split the input by ; can the blocks be colored separately? I don't see why not.
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Except comments. Get rid of comments first
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Ah, then there are strings. Okay...
JS doesn't need ;s. Then I have to auto-insert them for the lazy folk. That means I have to parse the entire thing anyway…
So basically regex → parser is the goal
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In my version of reality JS requires semicolons.
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01:48
@HomegrownTomato is this another situation where you are always correct but reality is frequently wrong?
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Yes. It just keeps happening. On meta sites, too.
@James probably paper mache or something
> Why do the hormones FSH and LH have different effects in men and women?
Err… uh… hm…
Does the LH stand for Life Hacks? Because it might be impotent rage if that's the case
Maybe the awkwardness will subside if I'm specific enough…
@James leutinizing hormone
01:53
this is why I never did human bio
It's just health, you don't actually have to know anything.
Just make up some answers and do all the work, you'll get an A.
> The adrenal glands help the body deal with stress and respond to emergencies.
Emergencies… very scientific of you, textbook.
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for the body, anything that can harm is given the priority of emergency. It starts to deploy countermeasures the very instant is detected, so why aren't they emergencies?
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Tuesday: 112° and sunny.
!xkcd get forcast
02:07
@James Unrecognized command. Use !xkcd commands for a list of commands.
!xkcd find forecast
@Braiam If you say that you sound smart. If you wave your hands and say something something emergency without that context you should like a stupid textbook. People aren't going to think of that why you say emergency.
Haay, if I wasn't doing health homework 'till 2…
What? No, never mind my time management skills…
@bjb568 For the sake of a healthy endocrine system, what's the answer
and what is the endocrine system for?
You don't need to know that.
Is getting 5h of sleep ever healthy?
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02:14
@bjb568 Getting 5 hours of sleep definitely helps. You can't get 8 until you get 5, and then sleep 3 hours more.
Yes, it should be "Getting no more than"
!bjb find endocrine system
The endocrine system refers to the collection of glands of an organism that secrete hormones directly into the circulatory system to be carried towards distant target organs. The major endocrine glands include the pineal gland, pituitary gland, pancreas, ovaries, testes, thyroid gland, parathyroid gland, hypothalamus, gastrointestinal tract and adrenal glands. The endocrine system is in contrast to the exocrine system, which secretes its hormones using ducts. The endocrine system is an information signal system like the nervous system, yet its effects and mechanism are classifiably different. The...
@James hormone control
ahhh
02:16
and the correct response is b, because a checkup doesn't usually include those checks... they are too expensive
Look, they don't want a rational correct answer.
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu-
Just "what feels right".
I changed my timezone to the right one. Now Skype thinks I'm a time traveler.
02:19
Skype is suck.
@Doorknob loto numbers, NAO!
I think the a|b regex things are slowing it all down.
something something don't abuse regex for string manipulation
you know you want to use split + loop
:3
.split().split().split().split().split().split().split().split().split()
Hum… well… TIL that the scrotum's scrunchiness depends on temperature: sperm can't survive much higher than body temperature, so moving them farther away in hot conditions helps them survive.
One thing about this textbook is it refuses to acknowledge the arbitrarity of marriage…
02:57
Ugh it says abstinence until marriage is the only way to prevent STDs…
Is anybody else even here?
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@Jared Harley - No, we did not. Many of us considered the fact that it was allowed to live to the commitment phase (and somewhat beyond) a tacit statement of tolerance. I really thought this would be tolerated with some oversight in the beta phase, or I would not have committed. — Tim Post ♦ Jun 16 '10 at 19:33
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Interesting to read the comments by SE employees that long predate their employment.
@Juan: I expect Zombie Shog will still be able to send emails. Muscle memory and all that. — Shog9 ♦ Jun 16 '10 at 15:27
Shows how old he is: he writes emails!
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A: Why was Apocalyptic Defense closed?

Shog9Aw, man... Jeff, when I die a horrible death from eating tainted rice and chickens, you're getting such a nasty email! FWIW: I thought this was intended to be a spiritual successor to USENET. Might want to have a look at some of the more esoteric groups out there, especially those from its hey...

03:07
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I think there were a lot of serious discussions to be had as well .. but that's the problem .. 'discussions'. I think I'm going to just take one of the SE clones and put up a site for this anyway. I have a couple of servers / ip addresses and some bandwidth to spare. — Tim Post ♦ Jun 16 '10 at 16:01
user259867
Where is that SE clone now, Tim Post?
@HomegrownTomato you need *menacing look* there
That orange tomato looks pretty menacing already…
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Skincare Routine For Dry Skin by kinbca wioz on meta.stackexchange.com
03:23
@JasonC yea
Interestingly, I ran it and filtered out all the 1 rep users and the answer it gave me was 21. Still not very high. — Becuzz 9 hours ago
doesn't seem to make much difference
Apr 8 at 5:05, by Shog9
@AlexisKing trivia: there are over a million users on Stack Overflow alone that qualify for deletion but haven't been deleted due to the throttle. And there are under 4 million registered users on Stack Overflow.
cc: @rene
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delete all the users
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Why Firefox damages the network connection? by Seth Lee on askubuntu.com
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needs a little edit at the end of the post... edit suggested
03:28
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Q: Should we be editing answers that have incorrect instructions now that the users' profiles interface has been redesigned?

DronehingeFor example I ran into this answer about how to access your flair. It had outdated information since the flair page link is not where it used to be now. So I edited it with a new screen shot and written navigation instructions on how to reach the flair page. I think I should be editing these whe...

wonder, shouldn't it show the bounty of 50 being offered when 1 boxing?
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No... BTW, there are dozens of sites for which those instructions are still correct.
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A: Help me make myself a better moderator—give me statistics about my own close vote accuracy!

Isaac MosesThe proposed measures really measure agreement with other users rather than the inherent close-worthiness of posts you've voted to close, since they're all based on the consistency of your close vote with close and re-open votes by [mostly] peer users. Because it's based on consistency with other...

test.. doesn't show the bounty that was awarded to answer either
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status-bydesign
status-needs-feature-req
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Chat grabs certain things from the API, it's not meant to be like an iframe with the post.
03:33
API is suck.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Best Moisturizer For Aging Skin by henry mart on meta.stackexchange.com
sd tpu-
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: All Time Useful Tips For Skin Care by DianaEgron on askubuntu.com
Heh, the textbook says "tobacco, alcohol, and drugs" as if the first two aren't subsets of the latter. Or s/drugs/illegal drugs/, as if law matters with health…
then again…
!xkcd find technically
@xkcdBot delete
03:46
ohey, there's two bots now that do that!
:p
Buahahha, it says under "Late Childhood (Ages 7-12)", "develops sense of self".
That's not accurate. If it was, the sentient bots would have already taken over.
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Eh, Sound Design is like that most of the time...
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: The Key To Really Beautiful Skin? by sawdwas Iofr on unix.stackexchange.com
04:02
> Positive parenting encourages autonomy and independance by promoting activities that are benificial to development.
I could be a marketing guy, you know. It's really not hard to make up crap!
sd tpu-
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You can't be a marketing guy until you learn to spell independence.
whatevs
Visit DevDoodle today! We provide learning and enrichment opportunities for aspiring developers! We are a positively-reinforcing accepting community strengthened by synergy…
I'm not sure the website is relevant... but again I'm not a sound designer
@bjb568 Thus guaranteeing that nobody ever in a million years visits your site.
You would've made a good marketing guy, 15 years ago.
04:06
@HomegrownTomato that is completely true.
@JasonC But I didn't exi… oh whatever.
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Biology and Chemistry elections entered the final round. pt.SO election is in the primary phase (13 candidates)
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: A Fast Method To Get Quick Relief by thibykeoth mani on unix.stackexchange.com
@HomegrownTomato better than 31…
Damn kids.
Getting better nutrition and all.
04:16
Yay, done with the stupid homework.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Provides physical property to the skin? by katenarolky on drupal.stackexchange.com
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04:48
Wow, SO has had two mods step down recently (since the election?).
user259867
Bill's retirement was planned before the election.
user259867
So far in 2015: -animuson -Andrew Barber -Bill the Lizard -bluefeet +5 elected.
user245368
OK.
user245368
Well, I knew Bill was planned, but we didn't know until afterward, did we?
user259867
Some of us guessed...
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04:54
I see.
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Night.
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Speaking of election... voted (1) jonsca (2) Martin (3) Manish on Chemistry. Reading the answers to the same canned questions in questionnaires everywhere is boring. Review activity + meta activity + candidate score breakdown + nomination is plenty to judge on. (The other three have little involvement on meta, and mostly toothless reviewing record.)
05:11
Elections are awful, DD probably won't have any.
The majority of people have no idea what they're voting for.
Night!
05:38
@Unihedron cool, so I could be unconscious all the time doing crazy stupid stuff while my conscious is still working hard
there's no option to download it back
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: English grammar by firdous on english.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How to Start Gaining Muscles by Juana Dahl on drupal.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu-
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A: Stop keyboard wobble due to uneven desk

CrystalFireIf the keyboard is dedicated to that desk, you could just simply bend the keyboard...

it is an apple keyboard +1
sd tpu- good title +1
@Dronehinge You can only execute three commands at one time.
sd tpu-
06:14
@Dronehinge [:3577457] That message is not a report.
@SmokeDetector tpu-
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website, url in title: http://hipslimgarcinia.com/aimee-face-cream/ by bilgestleeo on meta.stackexchange.com
sd tpu- (testing)
nice, so just do parenthesis if want to add comment
@ProgramFOX and use parenthesis to add your own comment like above "sd tpu- (testing)"? b.c i actually added comment above "sd tpu- good title +1" and it thought I was replying to 4 messages
06:24
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: How do I download photos from my iPhone? by Blulet kal on apple.stackexchange.com
sd tpu- tpu-
some fonepaw in the same edge
blacklist candidate testoriladvice.com
06:51
0
Q: What is the reason behind marking forbidden pages as 404?

nicaelThis came to my mind after my previous question. Actually ,most of 404 pages I stumble into on SE are forbidden (403, eh?), not that they can't be found. Examples of such pages would be trying to access /admin not being a mod, or trying to access deleted chatroom, or somebody's inbox or profile e...

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Best order for PCB power planes? by Li Becky on electronics.stackexchange.com
sd tpu- (toooo slow)
07:07
loving the comment from OP
:-)
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user, email in answer: How to cut costs when fabricating large PCBs? by Li Becky on electronics.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Take the dose according to your specific instructions by Robin Anssari on drupal.stackexchange.com
sd tpu tpu
@Dronehinge 1. [:3577528] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'. 2. [:3577527] Blacklisted user.
@pro does it not register question as true positive for #2 ^ ?
07:22
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: What are the benefits of Aimee Face Cream? by lipronjuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user, email in answer: Low-cost PCB prototyping by Li Becky on electronics.stackexchange.com
07:42
Morning
Morning
Lix
Lix
morning morning
... ok, accepted edit that linkify rotten links! Great!
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user, email in body: How to find PCB Supplier? by Li Becky on electronics.stackexchange.com
@PeterJ she can't stop :/
Bart isn't around again.
now, if I can get @Doorknob to change his avatar during this time, maybe we can confuse Bart when he return
and lock him outside.
@Braiam correct, we are currently handling meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/295117/…
@SPArchaeologist to what? :D
08:14
@Doorknob A different knob. Actually, you could just change the keylock.
oh, it's probably past time to remove these flowers anyway
I'll add some tiny text that says "hi Bart"
gah, this isn't working
@PraxisAshelin Hi. I had a look at the transcript since I guessed you would ask why I left. While I doubt it matter anyway, all can be summed up to "different definition of Fun". But, like I said - no need to actually discuss it anymore.
There, profile picture updated. Changes should propagate to chat shortly.
@SPArchaeologist fair enough
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Look for an antiaging Skin Care? by Qwet Monty on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Is Your Natural Skincare Business Definitely Pure? by kenmo ellers on meta.stackexchange.com
08:30
sd tpu tpu
@Doorknob 1. [:3577580] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'. 2. [:3577579] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
it worked! :D
New headcannon: @Lix is actually @Bart after someone sprayed him with blue paint. Seem that in the end he was just an invisible man wearing a pair of eyeglasses.
Lix
Lix
sneaks out the back
dun dun dun!
08:35
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Loose Skin To Be Lost By Best Strategies by idah zink on superuser.com
sd tpu-
08:47
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: what does this design differ materially fromdsghsg by ROKI VAI on patents.stackexchange.com
Lix
Lix
bad keyword indeed :P
@SmokeDetector tpu
@Unihedron Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
mwhahaha. Just read the news.
Guess it is time to go on Arqade...
I feel there may be some mayor riot going there
Lix
Lix
@SPArchaeologist - ?
08:53
(or , if I am lucky, they are already starting the briefing for the "let's go and show Square how much we love them" mission... if I hurry I may still get the enchanted iron maces)
Randomly showing up...
@Vogel612'sShadow nah
so just everyday crap, eh??..
oh thanks for reminding me, that's indeed a typical answer
09:00
Suspected sock puppet: stackoverflow.com/q/30862914/1864610 Look at the time the question was posted and the time the lengthy answer was posted.
@HoboSapiens plagarism suspicion too
In the light of that, the latest comment looks so... senseless..
@Lix sorry, didn't notice your answer.
eh well ~dissolves
@Lix well... let's just say that Squaresoft just decided that it would have been fun to troll the world by announcing a FF7 remake during the live conference at e3 and then go like "We said remake? sorry, we meant port"
09:10
I'm glad @Doorknob's avatar is still the same. It's the first thing I check every morning. Otherwise I would be sooo confused ... also, hi @SPArchaeologist.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: the next morning with skin care by unybs arina on drupal.stackexchange.com
Lix
Lix
@SPArchaeologist - accidentally on purpose? :P
> Your question is extremely but i'm bored
downvote it
09:27
@Lix on purpose.
09:42
This kind of questions are not allowed, since they don't show any effort from OP. But, other then just asking "What have you tried?", how can I tell user that these questions are not allowed. I mean, is there a specific reason that I can point out? or should I just not comment? or are these questions allowed?
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@chmod711telkitty dog with an identity crisis?
Like this NAACP lady who turned out to be white
user202362
how about this one then:
user202362
09:45
... that's just animal abuse. Come on.
@Bart Mhm. It would be so unfortunate if it were to suddenly change and break your all-important morning routine.
@Doorknob but of course none of you would be plotting something like that
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Animal abuse, is it?
@Bart Nah, of course not. Not a chance.
09:48
@chmod711telkitty absolutely. Come on. That one on the right just isn't natural.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: To the part that is eating, try to eat antioxidant by jacaroxth mani on unix.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Green tea - Make Skin Care Tips? by zenkase Gode on unix.stackexchange.com
sd tpu- tpu-
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Mission Impossible 6: Toilet training my daughter by user16800 on parenting.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu-
^^ free flags (rude linked answer, NAA also on question)
10:11
Pretty sure "I'll do your daughter" is "inappropriate for respectful discourse"?
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: How should I inform parents if their children are bothering me? by Jeff on parenting.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Why does my toddler want to take her clothes off? by Jeff on parenting.stackexchange.com
sd tpu- tpu-
Lix
Lix
Jeff meet Trogdor, Trogdor, meet Jeff...
anyone here can CV on SharePoint?
@SmokeDetector tpu- Abusive. Literally abusive.
10:26
@Mooseman I already did that :P
@Doorknob Maybe you did, but it's still there.
No, I already tpu'd it.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: what is skin problem by user48571 on drupal.stackexchange.com
A co-worker of mine just got moved on a new project started by another team.
He asked for the source code.
...
.....
.......
He got a pdf document with the code in it.
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SHOPPING CART IS EMPTY WHEN ADD TO CHECKOUT by Ben Anderson on magento.stackexchange.com
Lix
Lix
mmm suspicious looking URL too... but SFW...
10:58
btw. Sorry for the wrong info before.
@Lix turns out kotaku had some mixed up links.
actual new is that Square did actually claim a remake of ff7. Not a port. That was an old info from December.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Skin Care Done Before Result by toni dennny on drupal.stackexchange.com
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[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in answer: Is it possible to restore apps/data from 4.2.1 to 4.4.4? by c2dd.us on android.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Url in title: http://testosteroneboosterup.com/xtra-booster/ by sonreyfasny on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: UBERCART-DRUPAL SITE - MEMBERSHIP WEBSITE by lunatic_guy on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Can we please block questions that contain nothing but a URL in the title? by Clive on meta.stackexchange.com
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11:18
sd fp-
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Diet Nutrient For Gain by karinerica on meta.stackexchange.com
tpu-
^^ Very nice memory leaks there, Chrome. I have all of 5 tabs open now.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Planning For South Beach Diet by karinerica on superuser.com
Should I just directly ask user here what they have tried? or is there something specific, like a flag reason or something for that?
[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in answer: decode 7-bit GSM by noiam on stackoverflow.com
@bluefeet will be blue in the Tavern from now on
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