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Uh... a little wave of online sports watching, and Smokey takes a nap.
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!!/status
A bot naps while the cat is still working hard(ly)?
:o
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Q: wget command to download a file and save as a different filename

noobcoderI am downloading a file using the wget command. But when it downloads to my local machine, I want it to be saved as a different filename. For example: I am downloading a file from www.examplesite.com/textfile.txt I want to use wget to save the file textfile.txt on my local directory as newfile....

ot-generalsoftware?
@HomegrownTomato Uhhh I might have killed it :P
@HomegrownTomato back up
00:52
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Can I change the flash storage in my iPhone 4? by Mayor McCheese on apple.stackexchange.com
sd tpu-
@SmokeDetector tpu
@Undo Blacklisted user.
^^ offensive
@Undo yeah, and fairly boring at that
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@Undo So, no Muir Woods visit?
00:55
@HomegrownTomato Oh, we did that. We took a tour. It was totally worth it
@Undo pics or didn't happened ¬_¬
yeah, no
I'm in all of them
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But Travel now has an unanswered question.
@HomegrownTomato I still wanna know how to get there without a tour
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@Undo The selfie generation. :/
00:57
My dad was there too, he's the picture-taker person
I still think that owning/renting a car is all you need to do... but, that has to wait till I go near there
waits for age to increment
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Nov 17 '14 at 15:54, by bjb568
@Vogel612'sShadow Can we all stop talking about age in general?
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Contrast with this
Most of that is complaining about other people talking about age…
I'm rewriting rainbow so it's more elegant, in case any of you are wondering. I'll never just use a lib.
And given all the crap I write, 53 is like nothing.
Nov 29 '14 at 0:28, by bjb568
^^ I found that intuitive when the human representation of me had existed semi-independantely for 4 sun-cycles.
lol
01:15
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Q: What is PHP useful for?

Giorgio VitanzaI have been studying PHP for few days, but so far I doesn't seem to be useful in a matter of style of the webpage,am I right? And database.. Is it useful for something else except for sites you need to register to?

The answer is nothing, obviously. — bjb568 23 secs ago
(self-del'd)
May 15 at 2:06, by meagar
Since becoming mod I've seen a ton of these posts where otherwise polite people fall all over themselves trying to post snark before the post is deleted
Where's @Alexis been?
01:39
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Q: Chuck Norris Developer

Jackhttp://careers.stackoverflow.com/jobs/88613/chuck-norris-developer-ayuda-media-systems Is this a joke? Joke postings need to be removed.

Uh
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When job ads say they are looking for "JavaScript ninjas", this is a natural response.
me ninja!
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> Tomorrow, #stackoverflow sysadmins will head to Denver for #milehighops. It’s time for our new data center to awaken. pic.twitter.com/wH33IGhmDz -- Nick Craver at 6:38 PM - 13 Jun 2015 via Twitter
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> NO! U don't need a #JS Ninja. Ninjas are silent (horrible at #Agile standups) and kill people (major HR no no). #UI #UX -- Will Kelly at 4:07 PM - 12 Jun 2015 via Twitter
:p
We found a JS Ninja. You'll Never Believe What HR Problems Arose.
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@SmokeDetector tpu-
^^ both spam
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02:10
Is there some kind of limit on how much code you can post to CR? Obviously 10k lines is too much…
@bjb568 keep it within the same task (like related functions)
Couldn't you say an app has one task?
Is a task like a box where you spit one thing in and another comes out, where the domain and codomain are kinda restricted?
(as opposed to something with multiple I/O sources and interacting inside parts)
heh, I just noticed what I did wrong with these line numbers after 3h
02:28
ladies and gentlemen
why on earth does this have two upvotes stackoverflow.com/q/30811115/3622940
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Not aliens. Definitely not aliens. — Shog9 ♦ 2 days ago
@Unihedron well formated code...
the bar shifted the all times low
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If this comes up in Triage, it's likely rated Looks OK, and getting a consensual upvote.
I wonder if randomizing the positions of the buttons can fix something...
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> Fun fact: the #stackoverflow sysadmins flying in for #milehighops are coming from North Carolina, New York, Oregon, and Alaska. (1/2) -- Nick Craver at 7:19 PM - 13 Jun 2015 via Twitter
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02:34
Let's see: NC = obviously, Nick himself (heh, even initials match)
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OR = Geoff Dalgas
wait... Alaska?
twitter is suck
Why the length restriction?
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From NY, I'm guessing George Beech, because he was also involved in such things earlier.
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@Braiam And from Alaska: Jason Harvey, their newest SRE.
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02:39
So new that he's not on the /about/team page yet. The page is seriously outdated.
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@bjb568 Twitter w/o length restriction $\approx$ Google+.
unicode pls
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No, I'm testing your MathJax bookmarklet.
uh, kitten is suck at his own game?
02:41
@Braiam What game?
Phew, shrunk down rainbow to just 171 lines from 917.
Cut out a lot of extraneous comments.
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: STANDARD DEVIATION WITH DIFFERENT FORMULA by Lee Xin on math.stackexchange.com
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@bjb568 You can shrink it down to 1 with a minifier.
But it'd look like crap, see, my version looks better.
03:15
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Web service that sends html pages with code to kindle by mgiammarco on ebooks.stackexchange.com
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@SmokeDetector ignore-
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ja.SO has site self-evaluation (which is cute, it being a special project).
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I think their posts need a lot of improvement: they are really hard to read.
@HomegrownTomato retag site-evaluation to japanese :P
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The standard tags like [bug] are translated, but [status-] tags are not.
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> @Nick_Craver GoPro? Do you plan on doing some extreme server surfing? -- Geoff Dalgas at 8:21 PM - 13 Jun 2015 via Twitter
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> @SuperDalgas Yes and yes. -- Nick Craver at 8:21 PM - 13 Jun 2015 via Twitter
Hm… the posts here must need a lot of improvement; they're hard to read. — bjb568 10 secs ago
03:42
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: PlaylistItem.insert returning playlistIdRequired error by user2482479 on stackoverflow.com
@SmokeDetector ignore- really poor question (not tpu worthy) that's unclear
 
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05:09
Where can I ask questions about Thermodynamics and Heat transfer? I think on Physics right?
> This is Lifehacks. Warning: If you've asked a question here, there's a good chance that you're an idiot.
I'm an idiot!
spam free night, @HomegrownTomato is missing this peaceful time
@Dronehinge Did you see the other image on chat horizontal scrolling?
@bjb568 i've only tested on firefox and no problems , i saw you added another image in question yea
05:24
Huh, FF on windows?
yea
i removed my dv
i removed my answer
upvoted
05:39
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: C++ keypress: getch, cin.get? by badsanta on stackoverflow.com
I'm new in this room. What happens in here?
@EthanBierlein people say the most ridiculous things in hope to get stars, people look for who to blame, talk about bad posts, close vote requests, math homework, and more
2
Sounds fun to me!
Ooh! SQL Server 2014 is almost done!
Well, BRB, gotta restart my computer for the setup to work.
05:58
dammit almost 2 already
How time flies while you're writing regex…
06:16
This is what I have so far… tweaking/adding regexes and colors.
Night!
06:33
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: How can I completely delete SkyDrive from Windows 8.1? by user458651 on superuser.com
06:50
Blatant NAA android.stackexchange.com/a/112355/40573 (he also posted same crap on MSE but it's already deleted)
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Rommel and I don't use these as often by michaellaparth on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Proof that Convex Function with alternate variable is convex by texmex on math.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu
@ShadowWizard Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
@SmokeDetector fpu-
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Understanding how to use an accelerometer to detect vehicle collisions by nitiger on electronics.stackexchange.com
07:18
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: in need plz hlp. rply to my email by firdous on english.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector vlq
07:58
@ShadowWizard I tried flag but cant use computer
08:30
@rene we can also flag from mobile... can't we?
(even apps allow to flag :))
Well, quick overview of the mods show they all visited long hours ago - hopefully after weekend someone will review flags on that site.
My Nokia N900 runs an OS for which SE refuses to create an native app for. Not sure why the refusal...
@ShadowWizard wait, is it weekend now?
@rene guess same reason they don't support IE6, or IceWeasel, FireElephant and thousands of other non-standard browsers or unofficial branches of common browsers.... ;)
One word: laziness ...
@rene Sunday, so yes - for major part of the world
Business week is Monday-Friday
I propose that on weekends when all mods are gone the highest in rep rank gets a diamond...
08:37
lol
but what if he's also away?
The next highest...
> Last seen 2 hours ago
good enough, for that site...
until we're done to 1 rep and if nobody is there as well an anonymous user gets a diamond...
@rene no need. Just give it to @nicael - he'll know what do to with that. :D
On MSE things will be slightly different, we get the password for the SQL instance...
@ShadowWizard I expect bug reports because not all the images are SVG-i-fied in the mod tools
@SmokeDetector ignore- can't fix because removing the complete url from the title doesn't count as a 6 character edit :(
but fixed by the OP already
[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: frequency shifting by gelar on dsp.stackexchange.com
08:56
sd ignore- not sure if I can edit that without breaking the intent
Is this undone?
Or did the edit by the OP within the grace period invalidated my suggested edit?
09:18
silently waiting for some user who doesn't know the tag to capitalize the 'P' in 'iphone':
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A: redirecting in htaccess with advanced method

cybermonkeyThis can easily be accomplished by redirecting by detecting mobile browsers (via user-agents), for example android, iphone, and blackberry. The below can be used: RewriteEngine On RewriteBase / RewriteCond %{HTTP_USER_AGENT} android|avantgo|blackberry|blazer|compal|elaine|fennec|hiptop|iemobil...

09:55
@ShadowWizard I blatantly copied your answer here
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: just go jivam skin? by venus on askubuntu.com
sd tpu-
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Q: Why doesn't OpenVPN Client start when Windows boots?

cybermonkeyI own my own private OpenVPN server and serves to encrypt my connection, as well as giving access to private file storage on the VPS that hosts the OpenVPN server. Due to this, I want the OpenVPN client application to connect automatically when Windows boots, as to ensure no gap in the encrypted...

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: PROBABILITY OF TWO PEOPLE by notorious killer on stats.stackexchange.com
Well, this is embarrassing. The VM we’re temporarily running Data Explorer on ran out of space during the weekly update. A fix is underway.
10:44
Just run delete * from stackoverflow.dbo.posts where tags like '%php%' and be done with it...
A re-run of the weekly Stack Exchange Data Explorer data refresh is now underway. It will take approximately 3 hours to complete.
thank you @feeds
I hope the VM got more space...
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Q: Chat suspension - does it work?

chmod 711 telkittyOk, so I have been suspended twice in the past year. I can't remember the exact details but roughly the following was what happened: ab:xy posting a picture of a monkey/hilter in a dress out of boredom ab:xy + ~10 min chatting as normal ab:xy + ~20 min went away to make some snack, BBQ some m...

This made me lol
11:00
@rene haha, all good! Guess MSO <---> MSE cross post is OK. :)
I do hope so...
Money for nothing...
@SmokeDetector tpu-
11:20
argh
I'm trying to make a test Rust program
but there are already directories called "foo," "asdf," "thing," and "testy" >_<
baz
bar
fooz
I'm going to regret this, but I'm naming it "thingy"
foobar!
foobaz!
foozbar
foozbaz
... I would hate to try to read @Unihedron code. :P
foozbarzbazzes everywhere!
You can always go the Lorem Ipsum route, @Doo
11:32
You could consider using the translation of thing to foreign languages. ding for Dutch, cosa for Spanish. And that is easy to remember as well: I solved that in my Hebrew thing, where is it?
You have a very different definition of "easy to remember" than me...
@rene it's too short in Hebrew, only a lame "ze".
Length doesn't matter, it gets confusing if you use Belgian and Dutch and Afrikaans...
11:53
sd fpu on drupal surprisingly
@Doorknob Registered answer as false positive and whitelisted user.
I'd like a flag handler or two in the SO chat realm. There's a guy who pinged me seven times in seven seconds.
Update: some of his pings are already gone
11 pings over two minutes that was, actually
problem solved...
Thanks :-D
trash can is clean, troll has been autosuspended for six hours
Lets see what happens in 5 or 6 hours...
12:03
In the mean time, there's a coordinated effort mining github data in the javascript room
why?
fulltext search across all repositories
apparently GH doesn't like the idea.
12:22
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: VER BRASIL VS PERÚ EN VIVO by Dshuhel Gjvjkk on patents.stackexchange.com
@JanDvorak Is visiting that link that was posted all that is needed?
To get mined? Dunno, ask there
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13:36
I should stop talking to smokey
 
1 hour later…
14:43
Morning!
14:56
I have no idea what's being asked here. Maybe posting the monkey hitler will help. — bjb568 8 secs ago
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Proof that Convex Function with alternate variable is convex by texmex on math.stackexchange.com
@chmod711telkitty weight loss industry is not welcome here. We routinely destroy anything they post. — Jan Dvorak 16 secs ago
15:16
@JarrodRoberson don't you love it when people start telling you your own emotions? You are complaining about a legitimate problem at length, therefore you must be absolutely losing your ****. Don't you get it yet? Your job is to just shut your mouth, don't complain about your work environment and keep working for free for stackexchange posting high quality answers to shitposts, leaving as many pages alive as possible, because an extra page is an extra perpetual source of ad revenue. — Technik Empire 1 hour ago
> now that they are constantly being diluted by the selfness of the help vampires and their co-dependant rep whores that are completely diluting the meaning and value that the reputation system once had when quality was the primary measure of questions and answers now that quantity seems to be the only goal.
Wholeheartfully agree.
Jun 10 at 15:38, by Unihedron
And when I signed up on Stack Overflow I actually thought the site was for high quality answers.
s/answers/questions/
No, answers.
high quality questions is part of the mix...
Sorry, my first answer on SO was a detailed answer explaining a typo in an SQL query. The question was terrible, and was closeworthy (I was well aware), but I thought I could resurrect it with an awesome answer.
And I did.
That's pretty much why I stopped contributing anonymously via edits and made an account.
The question's been deleted since.
15:27
well, my first itteraction with SO was exactly the opposite
My first five questions were all attempts to provide great answers to questions that were mediocre where OP shows an honest effort to help.
It stopped there because I found [regex], and shortly, [minecraft].
And my hope dropped to rock bottom, but that's another story for another day.
"My first five questions were all attempts to provide great answer" NO COMPUTE
Hah.
I broke grammar.
Sorry, Jan.
@Unihedron no, your grammar is flawless, just that what you are saying doesn't make sense
@SmokeDetector tpu-
@SmokeDetector tpu-
now LPT is not linking to their product?
they don't usually...
Weird, I know.
They are new hires, they still need to learn...
15:56
var iframe = document.createElement('iframe');
document.body.appendChild(iframe);
var myRegex = new RegExp(Object.keys(iframe.contentWindow).join('|'), 'g');
So beautiful…
16:09
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Authenticating Hotmail's certificate and connection security by desmond on security.stackexchange.com
lol
Offensive posts are also tpu'able, right?
yep
sd tpu
@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user.
16:26
Not sure if the advice from Nick is coming after the earlier failure of the update of SEDE....
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> I'm the Mobile Lead at Stack Overflow, ask me anything!
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Well that's not exactly accurate, so a subtitle is in order...
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> I run the mobile team (android/ios) at Stack Exchange (we make Stack Overflow)
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Better. Still have to put Stack Overflow in, for otherwise people have no clue what is that.
16:38
With lots of start-up experience same here. I start-up my programs a lot because of the many bugs in the code....
> Wed, Jun, 17, 14:00 (-0400)
I think Kasra figured out time travel.
I'm not amazed. They do hire the smartest people...

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