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12:03 AM
My corner on Shog didn't work. :(
 
user259867
You'd need to also corner some folks in that other room
 
something going wrong for me in reopen queue , anyone else?
 
user259867
someone upvoted that answer :/
 
I know. :/
 
user259867
sd fp-
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp-
 
user259867
Apparently, sd syntax doesn't trigger message removal.
 
user259867
Heh, I just closed a question as a 5th voter, triggering automatic DV from my own VLQ flag a few hours earlier. VLQ-downvote test completed.
 
hey
 
12:25 AM
hey
@hichris123 got declined flags for 3/4 of those
 
@Dronehinge That makes two of us, just noticed the error when I went to look at it
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@KevinBrown Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
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Q: Reopen Review Queue seems breaking down

Have No Display NameCurrently I am reviewing on SO, and click Reopen Review queue but got below error message, while all others review queues working fine. I tried 5-6 times, but the same message.

 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp-
 
user259867
Can Smokey take the age of posts into account? If a year old post contains a "phone number"... it's a false positive.
 
1:00 AM
don't know if it that big a deal to alert us to those but..
 
1:12 AM
@xkcdBot that seems like fun
 
user259867
After posting my feature request Search questions by relative time of creation I found that the existing created:1d is good enough for filtering questions to answer. intags:mine answers:0 score:0.. closed:0 created:1d returns something of manageable volume.
 
user259867
It's nice to have a fixed set of questions that can be considered at leisure, instead of trying to drink from the firehose.
 
@Dronehinge I've been told that was a misclick.
 
Ugh, moar health to do.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Cant connect to any available wifi network by Brandon Barlow on windowsphone.stackexchange.com
 
1:21 AM
@bjb568 lost his m's.
 
rawr
 
so, roaring is part of health care actions of kittens? TIL
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I love when my weather alert says things like this
> PEOPLE AND ANIMALS OUTDOORS WILL BE INJURED.
 
lol
 
@Andy check if your postal code isn't negative....
 
1:24 AM
There is also this
> CONTINUOUS CLOUD TO GROUND
LIGHTNING IS OCCURRING WITH THIS STORM.
Woo!
 
!xkcd find negative zip code
 
woooooOoooooooooOooooooo \o/
 
No?
!xkcd find negative zip code
 
Lol. I don't remember that one
 
1:27 AM
download more rams
 
(nvm)
 
-3
Q: How can I manipulate the DOM without a library like jQuery?

bjb568I am used to using jQuery for manipulating the DOM, for example: var mything = $("#mything"); mything.on("click", function() { mything.addClass("red"); mything.html("I have sinned."); }); But now I want to do the same things with Vanilla JavaScript. Is this possible? How can I do it? ...

Hmph, this seems to be pretty controversial.
 
user259867
Because nobody would ever ask a question like that. People don't sit down and think "I feel like manipulating DOM today. How do I do that?"
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp-
 
1:32 AM
:3560373 fp-, nice to know that all 9's are a phone number
 
user259867
ineffective regex is ineffective
 
@HomegrownTomato It N does need to be ARQ if it's general reference.
 
!!/report gogole.com
I don't think that's how it works
 
gogolē is how you pronounce it?
 
yes, it's faster to type that efficiently with alternating hands
(ignore what I said, need coffee...)
 
1:38 AM
@HomegrownTomato No, that must be a (possible) phone number as libphonenumbers verified it as a phone number.
 
user259867
I measure effectiveness by the % of true positives that were identified thanks to the addition of this regex.
 
user259867
It's near zero, it seems.
 
user259867
At least there is a pity upvote on each.
 
user259867
There were 74 votes in the election, probably SE-wide record.
 
1:46 AM
> A calorie is a unit of heat used to measure the energy your body uses and the energy it receives from food.
Wot
It's a unit of energy, not heat…
 
Sounds like what you'd see in a terrible health/nutrition book
 
if I remember correctly is the amount of energy required to evaporate a cm3 of water
 
user259867
There are two different units with that name, just to keep things interesting.
 
One kg of water for food calorie (kcal), one gram of water for normal calorie.
> A calorie is 1000 calories.
 
yeah, we should just use joules
 
1:48 AM
^^ That's more accurate
 
user259867
@Braiam To heat by 1 degree. Evaporation is a whole another story.
 
> The calorie was first defined by Nicolas Clément in 1824 as a unit of heat
 
checks year
Nope, not 1824.
 
!find calorie
 
> if I remember correctly
I love to write wrong statements starting with "if I remember correctly" :D
 
1:51 AM
Nicolas Clément (1779–1842) was a French physicist and chemist. Also known as Nicolas Clément-Desormes, he was born in Dijon. He was a colleague of Charles Desormes, with whom he conducted the Clément-Desormes experiment. The two chemists are also credited with determining an accurate value of gamma in the gas law (see Equation of state) that relates the heat capacity of air when expanded at constant pressure vs. constant temperature. They also conducted research on iodine and played a role in determining that it was an element. This research eventually led others to invent the process of photography...
@AndrewT. bot is shut down again
^^ Article confirms he used it as kcal, not really as heat
Not sure why they describe it as heat tho if they also say he described kcal.
Go research it while I do teh healthz!
 
@bjb568 calories comes from "calor" which means heat
 
What is it, hace calor? I think that means it's hot.
gah, I have to write an essay for spanish over the summer…
and do duolingo
 
> Due to a flaw in it make, Mjolnir ended up with a handle too short to be practical. As such, it was often thrown by the god.
interesting...
 
I know I am
 
instruments made for gods have flaws
 
1:58 AM
omnipotence paradox
 
> However, Loki worms his way out of the bet by pointing out that the dwarves would need to cut his neck to remove his head, but Loki's neck was not part of the deal. As a consolation prize, Brokkr sews Loki's mouth shut to teach him a lesson.
HA!
 
2:13 AM
Gah, it says eating calcium-rich foods helps prevent osteoporosis.
Yeah, right.
 
and produce cancer
 
Reading the health textbook "literally" gives me cancer.
 
2:32 AM
> Make half your grains whole.
lol
 
http://☃.net
The chat parser doesn't even think that's a valid link.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected: Adding more than 15 digits in Excel by user111921 on superuser.com
 
stackoverflow.com/questions/30770312/…☃-ne‌​t-goes-to-xn-n3h-net
Wow
And it also apparently breaks oneboxing.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected: Hidden files missing from my phone by user77011 on android.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu, spam
 
2:37 AM
@KevinBrown Blacklisted user.
 
@SmokeDetector fpu-
 
@AstroCB and linking
 
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Q: Why/how does the browser decide ☃.net goes to xn--n3h.net

wimIf we type into firefox or chrome http://☃.net/ It takes us to http://xn--n3h.net/ Which is a mirror of unicodesnowmanforyou.com What I don't understand is by what rules the unicode snowman can decode to xn--n3h, it doesn't look anything like utf-8 or urlencoding. I think I found a hi...

@AstroCB ?
 
Huh
s all around, I see.
 
@SmokeDetector not a phone number but... @HomegrownTomato :P
 
2:50 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user, phone number detected: How can I recover photos that may have been deleted from Google backup? by user77011 on android.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu- I almost felt bad for blacklisting them before
 
3:05 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Calculating weird numbers by Robert G. Wilson v on mathematica.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector naa
 
@SmokeDetector ignore- TEXT ("The Shit Program!"),
 
@AndrewT. and some f words
 
coding makes programmer swear
 
3:16 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected: Mail App keeps HANGING. Not crashing -- HANGING. Yosemite 10.3.3 by David on apple.stackexchange.com
 
10
Q: Do tomatoes really need support to grow?

cspirouI am new to gardening and I am starting out with tomatoes. I keep reading that tomatoes need support like a stake or a cage. However is there a reason why they can't just grow on the ground like pumpkins or watermelons? Do wild tomatoes grow with support as well?

 
user259867
I do.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Best Skincare For Oily Skin by kinzeea wioz on meta.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@KevinBrown Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
3:26 AM
@SmokeDetector fpu- edit suggested
 
@HoboSapiens gone
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: This Product protect My Skin Naturally by Marry Ray on askubuntu.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
4:01 AM
Half done with the health…
Oh, it's going to be a long night.
 
user259867
Are you going to have any classes-free time at all?
 
user259867
I mean during this summer.
 
@bjb568 just write on a piece of paper IANAD so I can not answer these questions
 
IANAD is a TL;DR of the health textbook.
@HomegrownTomato Yeah, summer camp, uh… the one week of scrambling summer homework together.
 
user259867
Too much schoolwork, too little time left to think. :/
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4:11 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Asus memopad7 170C, unlocking bootloader fails by David Amaya on android.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector naa
 
4:26 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: INVISIBLE HARD DRIVE by Nelson Wafula on apple.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
Those Apple design innovations...
 
dang triagers, that's what i get for entering the HIQ :o
 
New logic: Needs Improvement → review ban
 
How can I delete chat-room created by me?
 
4:37 AM
@Pandya you can't (I don't think that is) , you have to wait for it to become inactive and remove itself, or you could always bug a mod, but that should be last resort for very desperate situations
 
@Dronehinge you mean wait until became frozen ?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: products similarly as Pax Vapor? by vineyaromy on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@Pandya Yes. Or you could ask a friendly mod to delete it.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Professional skin care manual? by Mary Situ on superuser.com
 
@Dronehinge ok. how do I ask mod?
 
4:39 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Make over your spring skin care by MarryRay on askubuntu.com
 
user259867
Depends on the site you're on. Usually there is a main chat room where at least one of them hands out.
 
*hangs
 
user259867
Yeah, and also hands out suspensions.
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user259867
So don't bother them without a good reason.
 
Oh, look, a mod.
 
4:41 AM
while commenting on post, I accidentally click on
"Please avoid extended discussions in comments. Would you like to automatically move this discussion to chat?" and chat-room is created
 
user259867
Don't worry about that. Happens all the time. Those rooms go away on their own.
 
@Pandya i'd just leave it be, no big deal
 
@Pandya they get automatically frozen or deleted after a while. Click tiny "faq" link below-right for details.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu-
@SmokeDetector tpu-
@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
user259867
I kind of stopped doing Triage after earning Steward (badge hunter, me). But I do like "reaching consensus" with random people....
 
user259867
4:44 AM
So, a feature request: also show "consensus" page on Unsalvageable outcome. This post was certified as crap and will be flushed shortly.
 
user259867
Job satisfaction++.
 
That idea was... REALLY unpopular internally. Something about kicking while down.
 
user259867
But it's not shown to the author of the post.
 
user259867
And I'm not even proposing suggesting to downvote.
 
@HomegrownTomato no shaking downvote arrow?
 
user259867
4:47 AM
If that's what makes it unpopular, no.
 
what fun is it without downvotes?
 
@Shog9 ok this is helpful
 
yeah, see? Fine print isn't always pointless and annoying.
 
user259867
The satisfaction of the job well done: the post was classified correctly, it will be hidden from many users, and will be dispatched shortly.
 
user259867
Reviewers mention now and then that there is little feedback about the correctness of their decisions.
 
user259867
4:49 AM
Blatantly obvious audits hardly count.
 
BTW,
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Q: Feature-request to add total no. of reviews under IMPACT box

PandyaAt the Right side in Activity page of user, there is box heading "IMPACT" which shows No. of people reached No. of helpful flags No. of vote cast screen-shot:- As well as helpful flags, I think reviewing is contribution for improving site and moderation. So, feature-request to add one thi...

 
I think that one of the main reasons why people drops /review is that they don't feel that their effort accomplish anything, and any kind of stat, ie you have reached consensus on % of your reviews in y,z,x actions, would have a immense impact in keeping those people from not reviewing entirely
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user259867
@Pandya Already available under all actions > reviews.
 
5:03 AM
@Braiam that may be the best thing you've ever written here.
 
@Shog9 I don't know if that's a sick burn or a high complement
 
correct
 
@HomegrownTomato No. of posts edited is also available under all actions > reviews
 
5:22 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: You can reduce your chance of injury by Kenneth Rhoades on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: It can be hard to build muscle by jqulin lemo on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: You need to strengthen your thigh by Kenneth Rhoades on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector Doesn't say which one...
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Tired of Your Muscle Building Routine? by Kenneth Rhoades on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: AIDS or whatever there's a their by Mary Escalante on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
Anyone