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[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Black listing and hacking by John Arthur on webmasters.stackexchange.com
@Yes Time for a name change?
00:25
Programming Puzzles & Code Golf has a lot of visitors per day.
(although it's fixed now. :( )
@Doorknob Pff, that's nothing :P
00:39
needz moar retentionz
I hate feeling like I've had my heart kicked out my ass
My life right now.
http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=ExTKEFZFi_8&p=n#/15;22
Is the joke that it loads forever?
no. Clearly your internet connection sucks.
Oh, stupid thing uses flash and can't even produce an error message.
00:45
you ask so much of Flash
grr. Well, changing the front part of the URL to http://youtube.com/watch seems to work
Competent error messages are such a first world expectation. You need to check your privilege
I was talking about how flash was deprecated 7 years ago…
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp-
@SmokeDetector fp- huh?
00:47
@Doorknob yes, but it doesn't loop over the part that I want it too
user259867
@Doorknob "black magic" as usual
Ah right.
Totally invalidating the joke
cam
can't you just enable flash
@James Well then find a way to make it loop without Flash.
Has anyone in here had good experiences with a personal / home NAS device? I was thinking about buying this one.
00:48
no I can't enable Flash without first downloading Flash and why would I ever want to do such a thing?
@jadarnel27 it's the wrong color
@Doorknob Good point, although I don't know if I should hold out for a high-quality brown NAS.
@Doorknob jaaaaahvaaaaahscrooooooooooipt!
@jadarnel27 Brown? You mipselld black.
@JasonC lol, you sound so surprised
The one time I hankered for a NAS, I ended up building a mini-itx "server".
00:51
@jadarnel27 You could always paint it brown, I suppose. (sorry, don't have any actual advice :P Super User chat might be a better place to ask)
I like how when you hover over it, an incredibly useless zoomed-in view pops up.
@Doorknob I appreciate your efforts, regardless =)
Also, I'd imagine that page would be about 10 times better with the Cloud to Butt extension installed.
Irregardless, even.
A zoom is no good unless you can see the nostril hairs.
00:52
@jadarnel27 glares
joins glaring
<_< >_>
¬_¬
gets anti-glare screen out
And the progress continues! Civilization is still going in the same direction I wrote about for my history essay on Martin Luther.
01:00
@bjb568 Anything that kills organised religion is alright with me
call me narcissistic, and I'll probably say thanks
Yorp.
Yorp?
@Yes wow... 150 answers after...
user259867
It would be nice to have a minimal mobile-friendly interface to SEDE, just for displaying the results of cached queries.The data is embed into page source as a JSON...
> It would be nice to have a minimal mobile-friendly interface
period.
user259867
A very minimal solution would be just to show the first column, usually links to posts. Easier to feed roomba while on a bus, etc...
TIL ignosticism is a thing. ¡Subscríbelo!
or something
Would be nice if mobile browsers did userscripts
01:17
And ad blockers.
Pretty sure there's a Greasemonkey one
there is, but it doesn't work
Ah. Never tried it.
@Shog9 Almost there, but it has to be triggered manually.
@Yes When I clean up the CSS I wouldn't mind looking into a run-only type mode for mobile. Also the results might be presented in a more consumable way if this request makes it to the top of my todo list.
@Shog9 Tampermonkey has a beta extension for the Android browser now, but I haven't tried to use it yet.
01:23
Yay, I've cut down my tabs enough that they don't scroll now!
user248725
Ohhh this is where I was
@QPaysTaxes You were in the tavern, don't worry, it's ok.
user248725
Yeah I must have drank 2 muh ail
ale?
user248725
It's a tavern
user248725
01:28
You don't serve ale here?
No, but we have waffles and cats
No, we serve spam.
user248725
Ooh I'll take a plate of spam
not always together
user248725
And a pistol to shoot the cats
01:30
we may or may not have ale, but we probably have ail.
user248725
I was trying to imitate a drunk person
user248725
As I've never actually been drunk, I dunno what they're like
Just looked like bad grammar.
user248725
01:31
I try my best not to have bad grammar
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu-
01:53
0
Q: Visited links don't disappear with the rest of the spoiler block

AstroCBWhen you hover out of a spoiler block, the text disappears. However, it appears that the styling of visited links prevents them from disappearing with the rest of the block. From here (although the post has changed, it still contains a link). You can also test it here: As a side note, ...

Finally got around to that.
@SmokeDetector why I feel that that is a spam seed?
Wait… OS X *what*‽ You mean 10.10.3, right? — bjb568 49 secs ago
Why didn't the em work?
My internet is failing me now…
@bjb568 How clever you are.
ping stackexchange.com
PING stackexchange.com (104.16.13.13): 56 data bytes
Request timeout for icmp_seq 0
64 bytes from 104.16.13.13: icmp_seq=1 ttl=55 time=49.273 ms
Request timeout for icmp_seq 2
64 bytes from 104.16.13.13: icmp_seq=2 ttl=55 time=1897.432 ms
Request timeout for icmp_seq 4
Request timeout for icmp_seq 5
64 bytes from 104.16.13.13: icmp_seq=4 ttl=55 time=2060.054 ms
64 bytes from 104.16.13.13: icmp_seq=5 ttl=55 time=1060.357 ms
Request timeout for icmp_seq 8
Request timeout for icmp_seq 9
@SmokeDetector Oᴋᴀʏ; ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴛʜɪs ғᴏʀᴍ ʏᴏᴜ sᴘᴇᴀᴋ ᴏғ?
02:16
:o
:ᴘ
Sᴍᴀʟʟᴄᴀᴘs ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ.
Astro, has your notification ping problem gone away?
@James I ᴛʜɪɴᴋ sᴏ.
@AstroCB
did that do it?
Nᴏᴘᴇ
Lᴏᴏᴋs ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴛ's ғɪxᴇᴅ.
02:20
ʜᴏᴏʀᴀʏ ғᴏʀ sᴍᴀʟʟᴄᴀᴘs
Hᴏᴏʀᴀʏ ɪɴᴅᴇᴇᴅ
May 19 at 2:15, by AstroCB
1 hour ago, by AstroCB
https://gist.github.com/AstroCB/cd49769aafba9ab7c91d
Tʜᴀᴛ's ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ.
sᴍᴏᴋᴇʏ ɴᴇᴇᴅs ᴍᴏʀᴇ sᴍᴀʟʟᴄᴀᴘs
noh
@James Sᴏᴜɴᴅs ʜᴀʀᴅ.
agh
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: What should you leave behind for your successors? by Kasahs on programmers.stackexchange.com
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp- brain power
@Undo tl;dr how can I protect my work legally/technically from being copied
voted
@SmokeDetector fpu-
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A: Can two perfect squares average to a third perfect square?

Will Jagy$$ \frac{1 + 49}{2} = 25.. $$ There are infinitely many solutions to $x^2 + y^2 = 2 z^2.$ I am pretty sure that version has been asked on MSE before, and formulas giving all integer answers were given. Give me a few minutes, I will find that or do it over.

> a few minutes
dat's a link to an answer
02:59
I want old @Undo back. ;)
hm. so it is. Kill the answer. Question is fine.
@Undo Close the answer, duh.
@hichris123 dog racist!
I bet nicael could close an answer tho…
03:03
No, you just look to much like @ɥʇǝS, @Undo.
That's what I noticed too
Eh, tomorrow if the light is better I'll try to get another one
@Undo Maybe there's an obscure bug that only applies to suspended users trying to close answers. Maybe the response text even has a pluralization bug! :0
:O
59 mins ago, by Alexis King
http://stackoverflow.com/q/30519979/465378 unclear
voted
03:15
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Q: Bereishit vs. science

Bas613How does Judaism deal with the differences between scientific evidence of the beginning of the world and the account(s) in Bereishit?

Jewish bearshit?
Weird language.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Homeomorphism on the Hilbert space by user244291 on math.stackexchange.com
You know, @bjb, I find your comments borderline offensive, and I'm like the staunchest hater of organized religion I know.
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(And unorganized religion, for that matter.)
Meh
I think the title unnecessarily opposes religion to science and is misleading in a way that can be considered offensive in itself.
But what I think doesn't really matter.
Especially with, waves paws, that site.
@AlexisKing like as in I'm more staunchy?
Mostly just the fact that all your attacks on religion come off as really ad hominem, and honestly kind of annoys me because there are way better things to get frustrated about wrt religion.
Well, of course I have actual attacks, but I don't share them in the tavern for fear of banning.
I just thot these ones are milder.
It's more of a "hehe look!" than a "these people are stupid and their ideas are worthless" kind of thing.
03:22
Don't get me wrong, I hate the religion-focused SEs. Especially Judaism. Probably because its nature lends itself so well to the Q&A format, managing to produce a seemingly endless flow of pedantic bullshit that doesn't mean anything and only serves to confuse.
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But don't mind me. I'm just a programmer. whistles
@AlexisKing I wholeheartedly agree. At least as a bystander, the discussions they have just seem to obfuscate the whole idea of a unifying religion thing.
It reminds me of pitchforks and dark ages.
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: What is the controversy between Jay Z and Nas? by Abhijit on musicfans.stackexchange.com
I think that discipline in a STEM field, kinda precludes the ability to seriously belong to an organised religion. Religions like their members to be biddable and not think too hard about the whole mystic being in the sky. Rosy cheeked boys also seem to be a plus for some reason.
Cherubim
Forget STEM, just a good highschool bio class should be enough.
03:26
Thot ^
Then again, I have like the bestest of teachers, so it's probably not good enough for others, elsewhere…
this is just epic
Where is meh recommend deletion flag?
@James Sorry, but I gotta disagree with that. I know plenty of people in the STEM field who are devout to their religion.
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Really? im skared
03:35
@Undo Supposedly they worked on the emulator.
user259867
Okay, I've made a very minimal viewer for SEDE queries: usage example
user259867
The part after ?query= is the normal URL of the query (parameters appear to work, too). It is assumed that the query was already run normally, so that the results are cached by SEDE; otherwise the viewer won't work.
user259867
Since it's meant for browsing posts on mobile, the only thing shown is links to posts.
Mobile isn't allergic to CSS, d00d
Also, ul?
55 secs ago, by Yes
Since it's meant for browsing posts on mobile, the only thing shown is links to posts.
03:47
Still needs ul.
user259867
Okay, let it be ul...
user259867
I can't set meta things for viewport because Google's HtmlService doesn't seem to support meta.
user259867
But this isn't really this point; I just wanted something I can zoom in and reflow with a mobile browser.
@Yes ಠ_ಠ
Can't you just set up a node server or something?
user259867
@bjb568 I'd rather not.
03:51
Why not? It's fun!
read the words in this list wordinary.info
you will regret your decision
@hichris123 If it wasn't in the keynote, it wasn't a big enough improvement to make me happy :/
04:07
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: The exceptional substance musical organization? by agneyroasey on drupal.stackexchange.com
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Q: Why is this map called a fold?

a studentConsider the map $\varphi : \mathbb R^2 \to \mathbb R^2$ defined by $(x,y) \mapsto (x,y^2)$. Apparently this map is called a fold as the $(x,y)$-plane is folded over and creased along the axis $y=0$. But I really don't see how this is the case: $y^2$ does not "fold" or "crease" anything it ju...

This is a math?
Seems like common sense to me…
user259867
@SmokeDetector ignore-but needs an edit
04:32
Night!
Ah, you west coast ppl. Get to be up so late.
I see Ohio already signed off for the evening.
Isn't it 1am there?
(1:39 to be exact)
04:40
nope
What tz are you in?
@hichris123 @Undo :D
Ah.. same as me.
Wait. I'm -5.
(and it's 12:43 here... wouldn't that make it 1:43 there?)
DST
and no, if it's 12:43, you are in -4 or -5 (dst)
05:06
Tasmania is missing from the map!
!xkcd latest
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: was cool but from what I saw he did give by teganluca on drupal.stackexchange.com
05:26
@SmokeDetector tpu
@LynnCrumbling Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Find The Best Men Items Without Test-And- Error by lliman men on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Building Your Perfect Skin Care Routine by liynee wioz on meta.stackexchange.com
05:43
@SmokeDetector tpu
@LynnCrumbling Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
@SmokeDetector tpu
@LynnCrumbling Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How to disable internet access at night on the router? by Michael on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: NVL WITH DISTINCT IN PL/SQL by ROYACHEN on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Whenever I actually have to use a product by izongyzouia on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Alpha ZXT Explore The Power Of Your Brain by chaybran6 on meta.stackexchange.com
06:10
@SmokeDetector tpu
@LynnCrumbling Blacklisted user.
@SmokeDetector tpu
@LynnCrumbling Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
@SmokeDetector tpu
@LynnCrumbling Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Is 'disabilitated' a real word? by Shirugaki Maansteen on english.stackexchange.com
user259867
06:14
NAA? I flagged NAA
@SmokeDetector possibly a signature?
@SmokeDetector tpu
@SouravGhosh Blacklisted user.
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: ropes my optimal brain meanings effectively? by erenygofy on drupal.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu
@SouravGhosh Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Making an image clean with 2 colors only in Photoshop by Devworks on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com
drupal gone
06:18
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: GET google blog post listing by Moliy Yvonne on stackoverflow.com
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@SmokeDetector edit suggested
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06:37
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Shooting Games Get Ready by user47865 on drupal.stackexchange.com
@Undo New pet? It is so cute :D
07:18
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Easy Tips For Skin Care by Deloris Ingram on askubuntu.com
@SmokeDetector tpu-
still up
at -6 ^
Morning
@SmokeDetector spam
@SmokeDetector tpu-
edited out now??
both question and comment where edited out it seems. Keep looking
Just posted a spam answer to the above question
so he moved the spam from the question to the answer
07:35
it appears so...
maybe someone should edit it and make a proper numbered list.
Wondered why he didn't get a -1 for my flag and realised I've fat-fingered and marked as NAA. I thought you used to be able to re-flag for spam but doesn't seem to work any more.
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Acne treatment for oily skin home remedies by Amber Koontz on drupal.stackexchange.com
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07:54
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Q: how to eat loud food (chips, celery) quietly

BrettFromLAI like munching celery at work, but I don't want to annoy my coworkers. Today I cut my celery into 1-inch (bite-sized) pieces so I don't have to loudly bite it off from the stalk. How else could I eat celery (or carrots or tortilla chips) quietly?

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A: how to eat loud food (chips, celery) quietly

Pieter BBlend it in a blender. Chips require you to also add some salsa or in general a "wet" component, celery or carrots don't. Carry it to work in a container of some kind and use a spoon to eat.

..........
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Looking but and not their own good luck by yasim jee on superuser.com
think me you better parser sentence need ...dog dolphin wheelbarrow... — Tetsujin 11 mins ago
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A: how to eat loud food (chips, celery) quietly

Jason CA few unorthodox life hacks I can think of off the top of my head: Juice your vegetables, and your potato chips, too. Wrap a towel around your head when you chew. Tell your coworkers to deal with it. Fire a gun or an air horn first. Chewing sounds will seem pleasant afterwards. Stop eating cele...

waits for the flood of downvotes
08:10
> Stab your coworkers in the ears with pencils.
ow.
@JasonC can't, sorry
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Your phone in view of how you by nimra pshdk on superuser.com
Am I mistaken or is the same message as the above one ? (or at least it points to the same urls)
@SmokeDetector gone
08:27
Okay, I will start eradicating the bottleneck soon, any objections?
@bummi gone
@vaultah patents Q/A still standing
[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: Tomcat Thread Dump understanding if there is an error or deadlock by endyey Es on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user, email in answer: what are features of Centrifugal concrete-pole machine? by Jack Cheng on patents.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu-
08:39
Heh
09:00
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: What is the controversy between Jay Z and Nas? by Abhijit on musicfans.stackexchange.com
dat site...
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Reshareing a Samba share by user67588 on unix.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector fp-
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09:09
@cybermonkey Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
@JanDvorak is Smokey able to see the content of deleted questions? I've always wondered that..
@JanDvorak on some questions it reports (like the one we just acted on), are deleted
race condition
@JanDvorak true
makes sense now I think about it. probably puts offending posts into a queue and reports them after it's done.
probably could be modified to check for a question deletion before it reports, but would use up the API calls far quicker
09:15
Not even that. These posts do exist when Smokey reports them.
^^ Was about to say the same, often I've put the final flag on a post that was only posted a few seconds earlier so often they've been deleted by the time you get to them
true, was that post on Meta? spam always is removed within 30 secs there.
Think that was SO, I opened the link pretty quickly and think my flag took it to -5
probably already had some spam flags before Smokey noticed it.
09:36
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user, blacklisted website: Blended with the mock smolder pencil by teganluca on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Url in title: http://trimslimuk.com/derma-c/ by kamawasr Iiek on drupal.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu-
@SmokeDetector tpu-
@bummi gone
@bummi Why failed ? I'm curious, and dont have the rep to see it.
It was spam but the link was broken (ie it was failed spam not a failed flag)
09:45
@JonasCz was spam but without any link or info that could be used to actually buy something
Ehm, isn't this somewhat extreme? meta.stackoverflow.com/posts/295501/revisions
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Skin Care Fragrance by john fellow on drupal.stackexchange.com
@JonasCz that cracked me up. I'm done. :)
@SmokeDetector tpu-
@Bart Yes.
09:51
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Ways to Boost Your Brain Power by yinaee wioz on meta.stackexchange.com
@JasonC You are a true lifehacker!
bjb trolls parenting and you troll lifehacks :P
@InfiniteRecursion how can you troll lifehacks when that site is one big troll to begin with?
@Bart use a life hack to troll a troll!
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@InfiniteRecursion I could make that a question I guess? "How can I troll a site that is full of trolls?"
@JonasCz And reversed by the OP
09:55
@Bart and all the mods are tavern regulars aka mega trolls

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