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Braiam

00:00

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tchrist

Oh this is rich.

@Braiam 3·5·1,097·1,348,803,526,937·2,949,614,912,864,166,611,731,351,038,455,022,649,22‌8,201,985,137,518,288,021,165,987,650,461

bjb568

6546541116513216546846543549874165132480557373690404870

wait what

tchrist

@bjb568 2·3·5·1,097·15,473·28,064,219·2,691,789,899·1,348,803,526,937·126,173,072,621,09‌4,197

bjb568

yeah, all that

tchrist

00:18

alias pf 'factor \!* | perl -CS -pe "s/ /\N{MIDDLE DOT}/g" | commify_numbers'

Jason C

@Woodface That's got 404 graphic written all over it.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Why did Moshe insist on killing the midianite babies by TalmidKhohom770 on judaism.stackexchange.com

ɥʇǝS

00:36

Got a minute @JasonC?

Jason C

@ɥʇǝS For you, ɥʇǝS, I've got 5.

ɥʇǝS

@JasonC Can you check your notifications a minute then? There should be one for you :)

Jason C

Unless you're going to ask me about AU.

ɥʇǝS

Yup.

Jason C

In which case that's far exceeded my attention span.

SmokeDetector

00:38

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How does increased upper-body strength affect riding, and which muscles make the biggest difference? by Sponge Bob on bicycles.stackexchange.com

Jason C

@SmokeDetector fpu

SmokeDetector

@JasonC Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

Braiam

@SmokeDetector huh... that's the exact opposite image I have of you

Jason C

Smokey's on a health kick, we should be proud.

Braiam

skinny legs and... um... broad trunk?

AstroCB

00:47

@SmokeDetector fp

SmokeDetector

@AstroCB Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

AstroCB

@SmokeDetector fp

SmokeDetector

@AstroCB Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

AstroCB

@Woodface Is that Shog?

ɥʇǝS

yes

Braiam

00:54

@AstroCB yeah, seeing the head attached to something confuses

hichris123

Joshua Heyer

@shog9, Colorado, US

Being Community Manager-ish at Stack Exchange

923 tweets, 263 followers, following 123 users

ɥʇǝS

I win :P

user259867

@ɥʇǝS AstroCB refers to that video with a trailer. The guy there wears a similar hat.

ɥʇǝS

@Woodface so we all lose then? D:

Braiam

@Woodface that would actually be funny... somehow...

user259867

00:56

You can still be right... maybe that's when the head became detached.

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hichris123

Oooh. Good theory.

Jason C

@AstroCB Needs more beard. Current beard length does not accurately reflect surliness.

user259867

The project compared to tractor/trailer affair appears to involve web activity logs, which they are trying to push into some data store for an unclear sinister purpose.

user259867

All 20TB of it.

Jason C

I'm going to be in Denver next week, maybe I'll find shog and argue with him about documentation.

I'm sure he wouldn't mind.

hichris123

01:00

@JasonC What happened to SOA?

Jason C

Oh yeah that too.

And I should probably throw in some "-1"'s in comments.

hichris123

Aug 4 '14 at 0:08, by Jason C

SOA = Shog9's On Acid

Jason C

Oh, the good ol' days.

hichris123

Where has Shog been, anyway? We haven't had many controversial Shog posts recently.

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bjb568

reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor

Braiam

01:05

@bjb568 old... very

Jason C

@hichris123 He's probably off chasing tractors somewhere.

4

tchrist

Investigating mothballed missile bunkers on the high plains.

bjb568

@Braiam can tell

Jason C

i investigated ur moms mothballed missile bunker

tchrist

@bjb568 This is much better.

Braiam

01:08

Brains aside, I wonder how many poorly-written xkcd.com-parsing scripts will break on this title (or ;;"''{<<[' this mouseover text."

cc @JanDvorak

tchrist

)

hichris123

@JasonC ?

@Braiam (((()

tchrist

@hichris123 ]

bjb568

@hichris123 )))

Jason C

14 mins ago, by Woodface

@ɥʇǝS AstroCB refers to that video with a trailer. The guy there wears a similar hat.

hichris123

01:09

@tchrist }

tchrist

> Some teenage hacker shoots you in the foot with ActiveX. You develop gangrene and die.

hichris123

@JasonC oh, that. :P

Jason C

@tchrist I keep giggling at "You mildly deprocedure the gun, the bullet gets firmly dereferenced, and your foot is strongly coerced to void."

tchrist

〗

Doorknob

You're all so lucky that I don't have mod powers in the Tavern

hichris123

01:11

> If Buzzfeed covered the Github DDoS

Jason C

Assembler: "Using only 7 bytes of code, you blow off your entire leg in only 2 CPU clock ticks."

Haha, I promise I'll stop quoting that page now.

tchrist

Obscure opcode bits.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Can I have more than one relationship at the same time? by Anthony Brzezinski on gaming.stackexchange.com

hichris123

NAA

Jason C

!!/wut

SmokeDetector

01:15

@JasonC Whaddya mean, 'wut'? Humans...

bjb568

sorted by specificity, asc

just noticed.

Braiam

medium.com/@thejameskyle/…

@hichris123 you never know with Gaming.SE!

tchrist

@bjb568 The ten errors on that dialogue are a perpetual annoyance.

user259867

The protected question message "you must have earned at least 10 reputation on this site" is from the days when SE referred to "sites". They phased out that language in most places since then, replacing "sites" by "communities". But not here.

Braiam

Tavern task completed: perpetually annoy @tchrist

user259867

01:26

@hichris123 Not viable: on satire, education, and angry Internet mobs is 5 days old, and somewhat controversial judged by the answers.

Jason C

@Braiam Our grand plan has succeeded. Does that mean we can close the chat room now?

tchrist

@Woodface No reason to use a monosyllabic word with a specific meaning when you have a tetrasyllabic word with an expansively vague meaning just waiting to bump it off the end of the pier.

user259867

The word "tetrasyllabic" is a lie.

tchrist

waits

user259867

It's discomforting to read words that might describe themselves, but then... do not.

tchrist

01:30

It’s merely heterological — not that there’s anything wrong with that!

bjb568

use '

pls

thox

go

do

now

Jason C

no, u

bjb568

NO, U

Braiam

discover bjb meaning existence

tchrist

¿Qué coño dice el chaval ahora?

Labyrinthiform: autological or heterological?

Pentasyllabic: autological or heterological?

Long: autological or heterological?

Curt: autological or heterological?

Recherché: autological or heterological?

Jason C

01:32

ur face: autological or heterological?

bjb568

yes

Doorknob

Autological: autological or heterological?

2

tchrist

Auto.

Heterological: autological or heterological?

Doorknob

Autological?

bjb568

head explodes

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Jason C

01:33

More like CRAPological.

Doorknob

Seeing as it's English, it's bound to be exactly the opposite of what you expect

bjb568

Oh, right, that solves everything.

tchrist

@Doorknob Græcum est; non potest legi.

Doorknob

wat

hichris123

@Woodface Oh right, I forgot about that one.

bjb568

01:36

Greece cannot read.

hichris123

Nor can you apparently, @bjb568.

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Doorknob

Hey I feel like playing horde chess. Someone play horde chess against me or watch whoever gets to it first: lichess.org/2CLx8EWs

bjb568

@Doorknob wot is dat

all the black people there…

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Doorknob

someone take that out of context and onto the starboard

AstroCB

@SmokeDetector fp Edited.

SmokeDetector

01:40

@AstroCB Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

AstroCB

^ Still need to write that.

tchrist

@AstroCB I’m still waiting for his end quote.

bjb568

@tchrist ok'

tchrist

That’s much better. Now I can submit it to some massively parallel NLP engine to extract sentiment.

AstroCB

@bjb568 So everything between 3222726 and 3222766 is a bjb comment.

bjb568

01:43

:D

> White is victorious

Now who's being racist?

Is it a problem if I can read on that zoom level on a 15" display?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Four Issues Need Fixing on FIFA 15 Market Before Price Ranges by Liu Dandan on gaming.stackexchange.com

AstroCB

@SmokeDetector tpu User and question nuked.

SmokeDetector

@AstroCB Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

ɥʇǝS

lol who were you playing @Doorknob?

Doorknob

@ɥʇǝS A friend from school.

ɥʇǝS

01:47

You, err, wiped them out.

Doorknob

Now I'm playing another friend: en.lichess.org/iclixqdB8KeP

yeah lol

ɥʇǝS

I won't make a joke on that. I won't make a joke on that. I won't make a joke on that.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Four Issues Need Fixing on FIFA 15 Market Before Price Ranges by user263838 on gamedev.stackexchange.com

AstroCB

@SmokeDetector tpu He's back!

SmokeDetector

@AstroCB Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

ɥʇǝS

01:49

@Doorknob now that is a much better front methinks.

anyway, dinner!

user259867

> Once upon a time I decided to try and make my socket framework fully async. Then I felt the strong urge to drink until this idea vanished. -- David Haney at 6:46 PM - 29 Mar 2015 via Twitter

bjb568

gone

@Woodface meh, framework

AstroCB

Test.

Andrew T.

02:06

Test.

hichris123

Test.

Doorknob

Test.

AstroCB

Those were actually useful because what I'm testing requires messages from different users.

in Sandbox, 12 mins ago, by AstroCB

This is a great test.

hichris123

GitHub DDoS still going on...

Doorknob

Horde chess game still going on... it's getting pretty interesting, too

Alexis King

02:12

0

Q: Why was this question automatically made community wiki if that's supposedly no longer possible?

In April of 2014, Stack Exchange decided they were Putting the Community back in Wiki. Therefore, we have removed all automatic Wiki conversion triggers from the software. No longer will answers with more than some arbitrary number of edits, or questions with more than a page of answers sudde...

^^ does this belong on Meta.SE?

hichris123

There's a dupe on mSE.

Maybe.

If it's the same bug.

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Q: If automatic community wiki conversion is gone, why do the confusing messages still exist?

Now that posts can't be automatically converted to community wiki, it makes sense to just ditch all those annoying messages for "why" a post got converted in the first place. The code for selecting the message that gets displayed there has always been buggy and inaccurate. In many cases, the reas...

feature-request community-wiki revisions-list

Alexis King

Aha! That looks right.

I guess I'll delete my Meta.Math question, then.

Doorknob

yay I was right ^.^

AstroCB

@SmokeDetector fp

SmokeDetector

@AstroCB Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

AstroCB

02:20

!!/alive?

SmokeDetector

@AstroCB You doubt me?

AstroCB

@SmokeDetector No, but I'm using you for testing.

!!/help?

SmokeDetector

@AstroCB I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and low-quality posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. Type !!/commands for a command list.

bjb568

@Doorknob why was it a draw?

Doorknob

@bjb568 rofl the guy I was playing against accidentally hit accept when I offered a draw for no reason

hahahaha :'D

bjb568

02:31

:P

AstroCB

02:44

Test.

bjb568

Test.

AstroCB

Doorknob

@AstroCB Huh?

AstroCB

1 hour ago, by AstroCB

^ Working on this.

Doorknob

oh heh

Couldn't you just do something like $('.user-237813.monologue .message')?

AstroCB

02:49

@Doorknob Yes, but I'm using MutationObserver and adding a button to all of bjb's messages that allow you to translate each one.

Doorknob

@AstroCB Ah. Could you not just make it translate on click? That would be much easier and cross-browser as well.

AstroCB

@Doorknob Just clicking the message?

Doorknob

Yeah.

AstroCB

I like that; will do.

Doorknob

Or make it so whenever you click the "menu" button on one of bjb's messages (the "message actions" thing), it adds a "translate" option to the list.

AstroCB

02:52

@Doorknob That's what I planned on originally, but that thing's created and removed dynamically, and I don't want to deal with interfacing w/ SE's listeners.

Doorknob

@AstroCB Why can't you do something like $(document.body).on('click', '.user-237813.monologue .message .action-link', function(e) { ... })? (not sure if the class is called action-link, but you get the point)

bjb568

@Doorknob document.body.onclick sounds familiar

Doorknob

@bjb568 Heh, yeah, good luck getting dynamic event listeners with vanilla JS.

Lemme rephrase that: good luck getting cross-browser, terse, and elegant dynamic event listeners with vanilla JS.

AstroCB

@Doorknob That works, but I'd have to set a timer to wait for the popup to load, which is terrible design.

But then again, I'm no stranger to terrible design with hardcoded timers waiting for load.

Doorknob

@AstroCB Ah, the popup has to load. Forgot about that. :/

bjb568

02:59

@Doorknob jsfiddle.net/bgx9bt6n

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