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4:00 AM
@AlexisKing I don't know about "manually", but the output of the server does involve concatenation.
@tchrist No, it's like a template.
 
Hook, line, and stinker.
 
I'm sorry @Undo, I absolutely cannot remember.
 
@bjb568 It has to at some point if you're interpolating data into the template. What are you using instead? Regex? Parsing it to HTML and doing DOM manipulation?
 
I'll probably get it in a dream or something..
Obviously if I forgot it isn't urgent ;P
 
Lol
 
4:01 AM
@AlexisKing Design patterns are a sad confession of linguistic failure.
 
<h1><a href="$id" title="Join Room">←</a> Access to $name</h1>
<form id="changetype">
	Type:
	<select name="type" id="type">
		<option value="P">Public</option>
		<option value="R">Read-only</option>
		<option value="N">Private</option>
	</select> <span id="changetypeStat"></span>
</form>
<div id="users" class="clearfix">
	$users
</div>
<form id="adduser">
	+ <input type="text" id="adduserinput" placeholder="Add a user" />
</form>
<style>
	.user, .user:first-child { margin-top: 6px }
	.user span { float: right }
 
ok, computer done updating. Going to bed. Night!
 
example template ^^
 
@tchrist I agree 200%.
 
@AlexisKing just string replacement
 
4:01 AM
Now I get to haunt Seth's dreams >:D
 
@InfiniteRecursion, please ban @bjb.
 
you don't like string replacement?
 
bjb is a source of entertainment
 
New plan: I will just make sure @bjb stays as far away from my code as possible.
 
Nobody likes my string replacement? :(
 
4:02 AM
@bjb568 It’s purdy.
I’m sure you paid top dollar for that code.
 
That means pretty, right?
Yay
@tchrist I wrote it…
It's markup btw
 
Hey, everyone... place ya' bets on how long it takes bjb's code to show up on the Daily WTF!
2
 
¿əɯ puɐʇsɹəpun ʇouuɐɔ qɾq ʎɥʍ əɯ ןןəʇ ʎpoqʎuɐ uɐƆ
 
It's not opensource.
 
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uʍop ǝpᴉsd∩

Proposed Q&A site for sǝƃɐssǝɯ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝdʎʇ oʇ ǝʞᴉl oɥʍ ǝldoǝd

Currently in definition.

 
4:05 AM
¡əןɔɐɹᴉƜ
 
˙səɔᴉoɥɔ ʇuoɟ s,əʇᴉs ʇɐɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ƃuᴉɥʇəɯos oʇ əʌɐɥ oʇ ƃuᴉoƃ əɹɐ əʍ pᴉɐɹɟɐ ɯɐ I ʇnq
 
I won the star wall!
 
Hard to starboard, Keptin.
Hic venit....
 
4:07 AM
@AlexisKing @bjb criticism always wins the star wall.
 
Hey, @Shog9, can we get a network-wide ban on @bjb568?
 
Oh, look: @Shog's here!
 
I need it for... reasons.
 
hey
 
Have fun reading the transcript...
 
4:07 AM
my code is great
very clean and easy to read
very efficient too
 
Mine, too.
 
If we don't ban bjb, he's gonna pwn our webz0nes! D:
 
:p
 
Really, it's for the good of the site, honest.
 
Shog's just sitting there on the user list thing with his head tilted to one side.
 
4:08 AM
He's judging you.
 
˙əpoɔ ɹəןqɯəssɐ əɥʇ ʎןןɐᴉɔədsƎ
 
He's giving me a 12/12?
 
˙ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ʇᴉ ʇsod noʎ ɟᴉ pɐəɹ oʇ ɯᴉɥ ɹoɟ ɹəᴉsɐə s,ʇI
 
¿ɥo
ʇıbǝן sɯǝǝs 'ssǝnb ı 'ʞo
 
¿ʇɐɥʇ noʎ ןןəʇ ʇsnɾ I ʇ,upᴉp puɐ
 
4:10 AM
¿ʇoʍ ǝɯ ןןǝʇ
 
Now accepting translation requests for bjbTrnslatr.
 
rly?
it work?
u test on dese!
 
@bjb568 This is good material.
 
it probably no werk gewd
 
˙sᴉɥʇ əʞᴉן ʇsod noʎ uəɥʍ ʇdᴉɹɔsuɐɹʇ əɥʇ pɐəɹ oʇ ɯᴉɥ ɹoɟ ɹəᴉsɐə sɐʍ ʇᴉ ʇɐɥʇ noʎ pןoʇ ʇsnɾ I
 
4:11 AM
@AstroCB Give up now; this is an exercise in futility.
 
kewl!
 
@tchrist yea
 
@AstroCB Would you like to buy a vowel?
 
No, he needs an .io site.
 
eie
 
4:12 AM
kewl kids have —[consonant]r.io sites.
 
bjbtrnsltr.io
 
jQ suk
I make translatr materialz!
yay
 
Ceiling Cat bless you and keep you.
 
goin to teh kittzen to get teh meatz
@tchrist but not the community managers who stopped the pastafarianism proposal
they suk
 
@bjb568 BJ BS?
 
4:15 AM
Is bjb annoying anyone? (Should I kick the cat?)
 
@tchrist What's that mean?
 
no kik poor kitteh :(
 
@bjb568 It’s in the transcript.
 
Oh, that meaning.
 
4:16 AM
14 mins ago, by Alexis King
@InfiniteRecursion, please ban @bjb.
 
D:
 
5 hours ago, by Jason C
@tchrist Also, best/worst college degree ever.
 
user259867
@bjb568 There is now another one.
 
BJB''s lack of grammar is annoying
 
@JanDvorak lowercase plox
 
user259867
4:16 AM
And yet another proposal on parody religions in general.
 
But the fluffiness has to count for something.
 
@Woodface meh, I don't think that''ll work
 
@bjb568 you don't deserve my lowercase
 
Okay, who kicked the cat?
 
@AlexisKing Done
 
4:17 AM
Hah!
After that conversation, I think I'm suing bjb for trauma.
2
 
@JanDvorak :O
@AlexisKing wot
 
@bjb568 Don't push it. You'll be hearing from my lawyer. ;)
 
:P
eats turkeybird
 
What's that quote about great power?
 
user259867
@bjb568 Someone has fed bjb after midnight. :O
 
4:22 AM
:P
 
@AlexisKing Little kitties, like butterflies, need no excuse.
 
user259867
e-cigarettes, something new.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Why you would like this kit! by user45754 on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector phew, a return to normalcy in the tavern
 
4:25 AM
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@AlexisKing Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
nice, can appreciate it as am in choir
 
user259867
Most cat choirs are not popular with their neighbors.
8
 
It’s awesome good fun.
 
4:29 AM
Morning!
 
Morning!
 
@Woodface It’s the coyote choirs we hates.
 
those slanties are so irritating
 
@bjb568 Sure it is. Don't you know? Forcing MVC on everything under the sun is a requirement for a CS degree.
 
nsfw lang
@JasonC ಠ_ಠ
 
4:34 AM
@JasonC Eww. I thought CS was supposed to be the opposite of that. :p
(i.e. everything is elegant but wonderfully impractical ;) )
 
@JasonC You mean for an MVCS degree.
 
To get a PhD, you have to move on to making copious use of opaque pointers, factories, and observers. Ideally 5-10 layers of each.
 
@AlexisKing you mean woefully?
 
@bjb568 Nah, I'm an academic at heart.
@JasonC I think you're confusing academia with corporations.
 
4:38 AM
@AlexisKing Maybe. I wouldn't know. I'm a drop-out and a freelancer.
 
@JasonC Speaking of which, I might get a job that uses Clojure soon! :D
 
@JasonC yay for you!
 
@AlexisKing Does it have closures?
 
4:39 AM
@tchrist Lol, I already had that picture saved on my desktop.
 
@bjb568 that it does
 
@AlexisKing Hey that could be fun.
 
@bjb568 You’re asking whether it’s befrogged, so yes.
 
:p
(println "Hello world!")
What are the parens for?
 
4:40 AM
@bjb568 They keep the code from spilling out.
2
 
y no oneboxing?
 
@JasonC oh
@AlexisKing no https
 
yah
 
… that's my line
At least I'm not using "thingy" "yuppers" or "[awkward silence, i.e. no message]" anymore.
 
I love Lisp. Is... is that bad?
 
4:42 AM
What happened to your thingy?
 
@AlexisKing Nah, it looks ok.
@tchrist Lots of things… ?
 
(define-syntax (bjb stx) (syntax-case ((_ (syntax-error 'bjb)))))
 
uh… that's sounds good!
Yes, yes.
 
Stygian.
 
nods
@tchrist greek thingy?
 
4:44 AM
@AlexisKing No way, think of all the emacs games you can make.
 
@JasonC psh, emacs
 
Yeah… psst what's emacs psst
(I do know what emacs is, don't get worked up about it)
 
perror(EMACS);
EMACS: Editor too big.
2
 
> Emacs is a great OS; all it needs is a decent text editor.
 
I'm afraid if somebody made EmacsEmacs it would be scary.
 
4:45 AM
Sigh... this is what I get for mentioning the e word.
 
Like vihartvihart.
@JasonC At least you didn't say the oldperson word for "mail".
 
Elisp and Common Lisp give lisps a bad name. :(
 
@AlexisKing I prefer Unix.
 
Lispses for waspses
 
So... cat choirs.
 
4:47 AM
:D
 
That isn't the usual catholic choir music, is it?
 
@tchrist Awwwkwaaard
 
@bjb568 If it’s a cat holic choir, yes.
 
:p
 
4:50 AM
 
spam
 
user259867
> For instance, you have a-list about your target audience in PDF. How can you filter the feminine customers in NYC from an 8,000 lines, 14 columns record?
 
”Feminine” customers? Do metrosexuals count?
It’s NYC, so I imagine so.
 
Hm… questionable.
 
"Feminine", the quality, so probably.
 
4:57 AM
Now everybody can be unhappy by debating definitions of feminine.
And being offended for no reason!
 
Oh, the conversation wasn't over?
 
I was talking in hypothetical.
 
This isn’t going to pass the smell test.
 
That's what she said.
 
user259867
4:59 AM
(Smokey will get it too, but it's waiting to get a second question on SU...)
 
> I sell he'll sandy the South Mall that Seawater itself yes happy hour or else
OR ELSE
 
To anybody who is sad about not getting stars: Sorry, I ran out.
 
OR ELSE!!!
 
user259867
@AlexisKing Used y'all twice. Hmm... who could be the author?
 
Welp, good night.
 
5:05 AM
Night Jason!
Jason will be forever associated with a vague memory of long ago, of a robotics club at skewl.
Built robot with Jason and called it a thingy, IIRC.
 
user259867
@Woodface gone before Smokey reported it... It did have a blacklisted URL.
 
user259867
!!/hats
 
@Woodface WINTERBASH IS OVER! :(
 
:(
 
user259867
But April 1st is almost here.
 
user259867
5:08 AM
Remember unicoins?
 
oh yeah
Wait, that was a year?
 
user259867
(I'm not supposed to remember them, my account didn't exist at the time.)
 
:'(
I'm getting old.
 
@bjb568 finally
 
:(
 
5:16 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: Or not Columbia my I would need to lobby by zafar sysh on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
tpu, anyone?
 
@SmokeDetector tpu nooooooob
 
@Roombatron5000 Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
a true dataisbeautiful setosa.io/blog/2014/09/02/gridlock
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: there's no way for you to recover by Shane Alvi on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: This sister is how we get very sick people well by chloegardner on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
5:21 AM
@SmokeDetector tpu moooooo
 
@Roombatron5000 Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@SmokeDetector tpuuuuu
 
@Roombatron5000 Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
all drupal spams gone
 
5:25 AM
My connection is hiccuping :(
 
have some water. ;)
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Pdf Converter Easily Convert to JPG by bnilk culd on superuser.com
 
@SilentKiller, I don't think pouring water on a connection is going to help
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: Active Ingredients Found in Luxoderm by Annett Kalb on webmasters.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: Active Ingredients Found in Luxoderm by Annett Kalb on meta.stackexchange.com
 
Should I try a 28h sleep schedule for spring break?
 
5:35 AM
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Roombatron5000 Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@James water for Andrew not for connection. :/
 
0
A: User profile page layout borked: #large-user-info needs clearfix

JinThank you for the suggested fix. I have pushed it to dev. The change will be on live after our next production build.

 
@bjb568 Time enough to sleep when you’re dead.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: Active Ingredients Found in Luxoderm by Annett Kalb on askubuntu.com
 
5:36 AM
oh, ok
 
Say what?
^^ burn with fire
 
5:51 AM
that offensive post? Flagged
 
yeah
 
> The king is the semi truck
Um… ok?
 
LONG LIVE THE KING!
 
long live the truck
 
yay trucks!
 
5:59 AM
@SmokeDetector tpu long live the king!
 
@AndrewT. Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
user259867
The king is dead.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu residential spam!?
 
@AndrewT. Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
user259867
Flats gone.
 
6:07 AM
Night!
 
Night!
 
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, Blacklisted website: http://www.strongmenmuscle.com/pure-moringa-slim/ by jenimos367 on meta.stackexchange.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: How to get fairness skin by Naomi Beeler on meta.stackexchange.com
 
@AndrewT. as mentioned in your comment, this is at least the second try android.stackexchange.com/a/103974/39544 , already flagged one last week
 
6:21 AM
Thanks, I didn't see that one last week.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: I just was obsessed with when I was younger by Karen Ayers on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
6:42 AM
blacklist candidate idealshare.net
blacklist candidate lankabpoacademy.com
 
7:03 AM
Morning!
 
Morning!
 
Morning!
 
cv-pls too broad/unclear stackoverflow.com/q/29339672/64976
 
Morning! too late :(
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Make Strong Muscle by kimnia wioz on meta.stackexchange.com
 
7:05 AM
^ Ironically, it's tagged flags.
@AndrewT. Yeah, sorry. I broke the streak.
I hate roaming profiles.
 
Not until you do mine!
Or at least tell me why it shouldn't be closed.
;)
 
lols
 
That looks like a worthwhile question.
 
@bummi is the answer spam? she disclosed it as "we offer" though...
 
7:30 AM
@AndrewT. I was thinking about, looks like a partial disclosure, there is a deleted spam post with the same provider on this, unsure ....
 
There is no other disclosed affiliation - like a link or a company name - in the profile though...
 
@SmokeDetector gone
@J.Steen there's no requirement to disclose affiliation in the user profile
 
The profpic is not hers though. shrug (or so I believe)
(there are many low quality answers on different sites by her though)
 
@JanDvorak I didn't say there was.
 
@AndrewT. a bunch of valid LQ answers, tried to other "spam" before asking for closure
blacklist candidate evomailserver.com
 
7:49 AM
And the answers are decidedly LQ as well, but do what you wish there.
 
8:02 AM
@bjb568 Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stop teasing me with your stars
2
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Skin Care in that poem that long by Alicia Rose on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
8:21 AM
Am I a stalker? Plagiarism?
http://sharepoint.stackexchange.com/questions/133475/open-word-document-in-browser/133477#133477
http://sharepoint.stackexchange.com/questions/133938/searching-external-files-on-a-disk/133962#133962
http://unix.stackexchange.com/questions/82832/restricting-who-can-send-to-an-email-address/189683#189683
http://unix.stackexchange.com/questions/187415/why-is-firefox-so-slow-over-ssh/188066#188066
http://serverfault.com/questions/672369/iis-virtual-directory-application-and-dns/672394#672394
 
@AndrewT. Yes, you are a stalker. And very right in this case ;)
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Reduces Your Early Signs of Aging by Michal Clark on meta.stackexchange.com
 
Does anyone think the "reduced amount of advertising" privilege should also hide spam?
 
^ I'd be happier if 80 spam flags gave that privilege too.
 
You can always resort to adblock
 
8:37 AM
No disclosure that he owns the library
 
@James gone
 
Cheers
 
18
Q: Skeptics.SE now an unofficial URL Shortener

georgechalhoubThere is no doubt that them term skeptics.se, which stands shortly for Skeptics Stack Exchange (skeptics.stackexchange.com) is very commonly used on this site, many times I have typed skeptics.se on my browser thinking it would link to skeptics.stackexchange.com and I got linked nowhere. One tim...

interesting
 
@AndrewT. They should buy it, or leave it. People are going to use this and then they have a lock in (or need to mass-update the database).
 
9:03 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: If salt dehydrates the meat, then why would brining make it more juicy as a whole? by LOLOLOLOL on cooking.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@AndrewT. Blacklisted user.
 
blacklist candidate gameart.net
 
and the question seems to be off-topic, or no?
 
This question appears to be off-topic because it is about SEO — John Conde Mar 11 '14 at 12:54
 
9:24 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: pussy in us he says will you be by Fidadol Balis on webmasters.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpa
 
@Unihedro Registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Unihedro Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
9:30 AM
@SmokeDetector gone
 
another too
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, Bad keyword in body: What are the ingredients in Garcinia cambogia Select? by Rosie Baer on superuser.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu#
 
@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: The color on for quite by ali paul on meta.stackexchange.com
 
> [this prduct] discontinues depositing with the severe range of additional fatty tissue getting created within you
 
9:37 AM
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
oh, great. This weight reduction product no longer makes me fat!
 
9:51 AM
Baba has invaded the Minecraft forums minecraftforum.net/forums/minecraft-discussion/discussion/… :D
 
@Bart Oh my god.
Good grief, that's rotten and funny at the same time.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, Blacklisted website: http://www.strongmenmuscle.com/pure-moringa-slim/ by XeniaDele7 on meta.stackexchange.com
 
@Unihedro imagine that being your job though
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
10:02 AM
@balpha only 2 days left for that day. Remember the horned ones waiting in hope. :P
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in body: how to add a section continued phrase ,Not section heading by Yudi on tex.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector gone
 
Done done and done @bummi
 
@Bart thanks
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: The Holly Wood No 1 Fastest Formula Strong Muscle by Fiona shil on meta.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
10:29 AM
@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: MY TEKKIT CRASHES WITHOUT WARNING by Daniel Wagle on gaming.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Silica Gel stuck in headphone jack by nönönö on apple.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Convert Pdf - Free, Diy Detailed Guide by jadag on superuser.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: With no residue or greasy by galaxy gali on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: (Java) Visualization of Binary Tree using recursion by joejoe0101 on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: how to make a package in latex by khaled hariz on tex.stackexchange.com
 

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