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Pham

16:00

Low Quality A (62.6%): please, give me a link, if you have one, by Vladimir, on bricks.stackexchange.com.

Infinite Recursion

me too

bjb568

@Pham I didn't even know that site existed.

Pham

@bjb568 Me neither.

bjb568

:D

Pham

Your bot is boring, by the way.

bjb568

16:01

:D [from bot]

ProgramFOX

!eval reload()

bjb568

@Pham no

ProgramFOX

!plus 1 1

Pham

18 secs ago, by bjb568

:D [from bot]

bjb568

2 [from bot]

@ProgramFOX That' location reload, disallowed.

Pham

16:01

^ Your bot appreciated that I said they were boring :D

victory glare

bjb568

No, it was a race condition.

No no. Yes yes! [from bot]

ProgramFOX

!eval location.href="http://chat.meta.stackexchange.com/rooms/89/"

bjb568

No will eval [from bot]

Undo the Snowman

... someone made an eval bot again?

bjb568

Yup.

Unihedro

16:02

!eval "I suck."

gunr2171

and we are in the middle of abusing it

bjb568

@Unihedro NO

Undo the Snowman

!eval $("#leave").click()

2

bjb568

No will eval [from bot]

ProgramFOX

@UndotheSnowman But a protected one, this time.

Unihedro

16:03

@UndotheSnowman jQuery is banned.

bjb568

jQuery is disallowed.

Undo the Snowman

:(

ProgramFOX

No jQuery, no window reload, no web requests, no alerts.

Unihedro

We're trying to get rid of bjb thru his bot.

Undo the Snowman

!eval 1+9

bjb568

16:03

10 [from bot]

Pham

JavaScript sucks.

AstroCB

!eval document.getElementById("leave").click();

bjb568

No will eval [from bot]

ProgramFOX

!eval document.body.innerHTML = "no"

Undo the Snowman

!eval document.getElementById("leave").click();

@AstroCB it might not trigger on edits

AstroCB

16:04

!eval alert("test?");

ProgramFOX

@bjb568 Did that innerHTML thingy do something?

AstroCB

Ah

Unihedro

> seen 31s ago, talked 44s ago

bjb568

It triggers on edits. Alert is disallowed. Document is disallowed. No, innerHTML doesn't work.

Unihedro

He's dead, jim!

Andrew T.

16:04

!eval 1/0

bjb568

Infinity [from bot]

Unihedro

.. Oh.

Undo the Snowman

!eval 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999+999999999999999999999999‌999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

bjb568

:P

ProgramFOX

!eval "Okay, this message is going to be way to long"*500000000000000000

bjb568

16:05

No will eval [from bot]

Unihedro

@bjb568 =(

AstroCB

!eval document.getElementById("leave").click()

Unihedro

@ProgramFOX NaN

bjb568

This beef taco hot pocket is good.

Jan Dvorak

new meta post! meta.stackexchange.com/questions/246079/…

Unihedro

16:05

I has idea!

Undo the Snowman

!eval console.log("Oy!")

animuson

Wait when did 1 / 0 become infinity?

bjb568

@UndotheSnowman worked

Undo the Snowman

Hmmmm...

Jan Dvorak

@animuson it used to be that way for a while

Andrew T.

16:06

oh, client-side, I forgot

AstroCB

!eval console.log("This is great?");

bjb568

@animuson When 0 is positive 0, 1 / 0 is naturally positive infinity.

Unihedro

@bjb568 no, it's undefined, only lim x->0 [ 1/x ] = infinity

animuson

I thought it a / 0 was always undefined.

bjb568

IT'S JS

Jan Dvorak

16:07

!eval 0/0

Unihedro

@ani is correct

Undo the Snowman

alert("does this work?")

bjb568

No

Unihedro

3 mins ago, by Pham

JavaScript sucks.

Undo the Snowman

!eval alert("how about now?")

@bjb568 :P

Unihedro

16:07

OMG, your bot is in JavaScript?

rene

@animuson In javascript anything goes

bjb568

No will eval [from bot]

Jan Dvorak

!eval window+""

ProgramFOX

@UndotheSnowman No. I worked around that by using a new Function(), but now that's also blocked.

Unihedro

@Pham >>karma bjb568 -=10

bjb568

16:08

@Unihedro It's sitting in my console.

Pham

@Unihedro bjb568's karma level: -10

Undo the Snowman

!eval "I will not close vote any more questions that don't need it"

bjb568

I will not close vote any more questions that don't need it [from bot]

3

Undo the Snowman

>:D

AstroCB

!eval (function(){ alert("Hello!"); })();

animuson

16:08

"Listen for the phone." Right, because so many people are calling the Election Commission on Christmas Eve.

Undo the Snowman

@animuson but hey, you're getting paid to chat with us.

ProgramFOX

argh, we need a way to get rid of the "[from bot]" :P

Jan Dvorak

whistles

Undo the Snowman

!eval sleep(30)

Jan Dvorak

dammit

ProgramFOX

16:09

!eval 1+1

Undo the Snowman

>:D

bjb568

2 [from bot]

animuson

There's only five of us here today, and there will only be three of us on Friday.

bjb568

@UndotheSnowman That doesn't work in javascript.

Undo the Snowman

oh

Unihedro

16:09

@bjb568 Please use a proper programming language.

Jan Dvorak

!eval while(true){console.log("freeze pleeze")})

bjb568

@Unihedro No

Unihedro

@bjb568 Script languages for bots are a poor idea, with no rate limiting and such.

bjb568

@JanDvorak Loops are already banned.

Undo the Snowman

!eval setTimeout(foobar, 60)

Jan Dvorak

16:10

ehh... wat?

AstroCB

!eval setInterval(function(){ console.log("The end."); }, 500);

Undo the Snowman

I'm just trying stuff :P

bjb568

@Unihedro Whatevs

Undo the Snowman

!eval 100+100

Jan Dvorak

!eval (function(){return 1+1})()

bjb568

16:10

200 [from bot]

Undo the Snowman

Huh, apparently we can't freeze it

Pham

Low Quality Q (81.2%): PRINT COMBINATIONS BETWEEN TWO UNIQUE NUMBERS IN THE RANGE OF 0-9(WITHOUT REPETATION IN EACH COLUMN), by Subramanya Nk, on meta.stackexchange.com.

Unihedro

bounty I'll give 50 repz to whoever breaks bjb's chat with eval :P

bjb568

Nah. Just rate limits.

ProgramFOX

!!/alive?

eeeek

Undo the Snowman

16:11

uh oh

Unihedro

Quick! How does auto mode work again??

>>help auto

FOX 9000

@Unihedro Command not found.

Jan Dvorak

!eval "*whomever"

Unihedro

@Pham?

ProgramFOX

>>stop

FOX 9000

16:11

@ProgramFOX Bot terminated.

gunr2171

Hum, is smoky alive? should have caught that one

Unihedro

>>help

Andrew T.

Tavern in chaos! halp!

Pham

@Unihedro See here for a full list of commands.

bjb568

You can ask my bot for help!

ProgramFOX

16:12

@gunr2171 No, it's dead :/

Jan Dvorak

!eval "markdown\nmarkdown"

bjb568

markdown
markdown [from bot]

ProgramFOX

!eval "markdown\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nmarkdown!"

Unihedro

@bjb568 Please help us, borkey, by stop playing and make Pham work!

bjb568

markdown

markdown! [from bot]

Undo the Snowman

16:12

@ProgramFOX ummm I accidentally cntrl-C'd it :P

AstroCB

!eval 1.234 + 2.345

Jan Dvorak

!eval "nanananana markdown!"

bjb568

nanananana markdown! [from bot]

ProgramFOX

@UndotheSnowman :P

bjb568

help

Jan Dvorak

16:13

!eval "na*na*na*na*na markdown!"

bjb568

nanananana markdown! [from bot]

Andrew T.

!eval "google"

uh...

Unihedro

!!/alive?

ProgramFOX

!!/alive?

SmokeDetector

@Unihedro Yup

bjb568

16:14

!help

SmokeDetector

@ProgramFOX ... did I miss something?

Unihedro

@SmokeDetector What took you so long! There was a full caps post!

bjb568

hallo

Unihedro

thinks Smokey is slacking off

4

Undo the Snowman

!eval "hello"";

Jan Dvorak

16:14

!eval "(google)"

bjb568

!help

help yourself [from bot]

Andrew T.

!eval "[google](http://www.stackoverflow.com)"

bjb568

google [from bot]

Pham

Spam A (72.4%): Thanks for contributing an answer to Mathematics Stack Exchange! Please..., by user203059, on math.stackexchange.com.

bjb568

Edits only work when the post is the most recent post.

Unihedro

16:15

ABUSIVE ^ pham rep

bjb568

!halp

sends halp [from bot]

Jan Dvorak

!eval "(google)"

Unihedro

@bjb568 That's hardly useful.

Actually, it's counter-productive.

Andrew T.

@Pham this post reminds me of StackBot

bjb568

(google) [from bot]

Jan Dvorak

16:16

test\ markdown

Unihedro

@AndrewT. Exactly... We need reinforcements in the LQP HQ, I can't watch Pham anymore, gotta do stuff

Jan Dvorak

!eval "hi @hichris123"

bjb568

hi @hichris123 [from bot]

You can use !ping syntax too.

Jan Dvorak

!ping bjb

bjb568

Say plox! [from bot]

Jan Dvorak

16:18

!ping bjb plox

hichris123

!eval "$(".leave").click();"

bjb568

Say plox! [from bot]

Undo the Snowman

@hichris123 already tried that

bjb568

@hichris123 See previous discussion. No work.

Jan Dvorak

!ping plox plox

bjb568

16:18

@plox HALLO [from bot]

Andrew T.

!ping bjb568 plox

bjb568

Say plox! [from bot]

Infinite Recursion

Eeek! Borkey is not dead yet :(

bjb568

Made the ploxontheend syntax work.

!ping bjb568 plox

Jan Dvorak

!eval new Array(100).join("!")

hichris123

16:20

!ping someone awefffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff‌fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff‌fffffffffffffffafweawefffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff‌fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff‌fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffafwe

Undo the Snowman

Blog - Stack Exchange: Stack Exchange Gives Back 2014

Robert Cartaino on December 24, 2014

There are few things that make me more proud to be part of Stack Exchange than the outpouring of good will that comes from our communities during our “Giving Back” program. Each year we set this time aside to remember the organizations and people who need our help by offering to make a $100 donation to charity on behalf of each community moderator. It’s just a small gesture of thanks to our moderators on behalf of each community whose hard work makes this all possible.

In our sixth year of Giving Back, I started to wonder if asking Moderators to select their charities year after year might become somewhat routine and unremarkable. …

Infinite Recursion

Kill yourself borkey

Undo the Snowman

Yay!

hichris123

@UndotheSnowman :D

bjb568

:D

:D [from bot]

Jan Dvorak

16:20

!eval new Array(100).join("!")

bjb568

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!‌!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [from bot]

Infinite Recursion

Kill yourself borkey

bjb568

NO KILL [from bot]

ProgramFOX

!!eval new Array(1000000).join("!")

Sompuperoo

omg, y so many messages!!!??Q

Jan Dvorak

16:21

!eval new Array(100).join("Message too long")

Andrew T.

!eval new Array(100).join(new Array(100).join("!"))

Sompuperoo

!ping plox night

bjb568

@night HALLO [from bot]

Andrew T.

!ping plox bjb568

bjb568

@bjb568 HALLO [from bot]

Sompuperoo

16:22

!ping night!

bjb568

Say plox! [from bot]

Sompuperoo

!ping HALP

Undo the Snowman

!ping plox

Sompuperoo

!HALP

!RIP

bjb568

@ HALLO [from bot]

Pham

16:24

Low Quality A (100%): How can I do this with iphone?, by Debra, on gaming.stackexchange.com.

Low Quality Q?: CE 1.9 Backorder processing question, by WillemK, on magento.stackexchange.com.

hichris123

@Behaviour IASP.

bjb568

ooh

kewl

ooh!

kewl [from bot]

:D

:D [from bot]

gunr2171

gone

ProgramFOX

@JanDvorak rm -f

:2824753 Like THAT^ :P

Unihedro

@ProgramFOX -rf??

Andrew T.

16:30

and I thought Apple user doesn't encounter such issue. whistle

Unihedro

rm / -rf

ProgramFOX

@Unihedro -r is for recursively, which I don't need here; -f is enough.

Jan Dvorak

@Unihedro no need to do a recursive remove

animuson

But recursion is fun.

Pham

Spam A?: According to Vishnu Purana, Lord Vishnu(Narayan) had 3 wives. Goddess La..., by Simantini Sinha, on hinduism.stackexchange.com.

hichris123

16:31

that looks like Wikipedia.

Undo the Snowman

yup

Brahma

Brahmā (/ˈbrɑːmə/; Sanskrit: ब्रह्मा; Tamil: பிரம்மா; IAST: Brahmā) is the Hindu god (deva) of creation and one of the Trimūrti, the others being Vishnu and Shiva. According to the Brahmā Purāṇa, he is the father of Manu, and from Manu all human beings are descended. In the Rāmāyaṇa and the Mahābhārata, he is often referred to as the progenitor or great grandsire of all human beings. He is not to be confused with the Supreme Cosmic Spirit in Hindu Vedānta philosophy known as Brahman, which is genderless. Brahmā's wife is Saraswati. Saraswati is also known by names such as Sāvitri and Gāyatri, and...

Andrew T.

^

gunr2171

please also review this answer on the same page: hinduism.stackexchange.com/a/3032

Unihedro

@Pham why

Andrew T.

I'd say low quality, but doesn't have account (and rep to downvote)

Pham

16:32

@Unihedro Term found: (?i)\bbangalore\b (Ignored: 100%. Score: 10.9. Auto: False)

Andrew T.

and... I'm tired of waiting this spam seed (perhaps the answer has been nuked by mod before I arrived?) android.stackexchange.com/questions/92644/…

(I already flagged as spam, I can confirm the pattern is the same as other spam: adding image product on the end of the post)

bjb568

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtHP6qx8VF7eGSA5d-G1XCvjPfxK3VV7N

Sompuperoo

get your stockings in time for Christmas!

bjb568

16:49

Christmas?

25821.985sec left! [from bot]

Sompuperoo

New Years?

Undo the Snowman

Christmas?

bjb568

I think 2 posts too close together confuses it.

Christmas?

25800.556sec left! [from bot]

Sompuperoo

NewYears?

Unihedro

@Sompuperoo I already has that hat.

DroidDev

16:50

@gunr2171 not formatted properly, but isAnAnswer

Sompuperoo

@Unihedro on each site > 75 rep?

Unihedro

@Sompuperoo no, on SO

bjb568

Newyear?

NaNsec left! [from bot]

lel

Undo the Snowman

hah

Sompuperoo

where is documentation for ploxy?

bjb568

16:52

Just ask it !help

Newyear?

Shog9

this bot thing is starting to get irritating

bjb568

630438sec left! [from bot]

Sompuperoo

!help

bjb568

help yourself [from bot]

@Shog9 Aww…

Undo the Snowman

@Shog9 It's not like we have much else to do here.

:/

DroidDev

16:53

\:

Shog9

you could play pinochle. That's like a christmas tradition or something.

bjb568

Ok… should I run bot in sandbox?

Shog9

yeah, 'til you're done testing it at least

bjb568

It works all the time, 80% of the time.

I'll just run a limited version here which is less annoying.

Pham

Low Quality A?: have to give permissions to the contents folder and all subfolders., by user96472, on gaming.stackexchange.com.

DroidDev

16:55

BOT STATUS: Migrated

Feeds

Shog9 has added Infinite Recursion to the list of this room's owners.

9

gunr2171

^ there's a promotion

bjb568

Wowee!

hichris123

... I think I know why you did that, @Shog9. For some ahem kick action ahem? :P

Shog9

see, this is why I like @hichris123 better than @Undo

bjb568

16:57

Undo is nice.

Shog9

I don't have to explain things so much

Undo the Snowman

... oh :P

hichris123

... well then.

bjb568

Ok limited version of bot is running.

Sompuperoo

@InfiniteRecursion congrats!

bjb568

16:58

!ping plox Inf congrats

@Inf congrats HALLO [from bot]

:P

DroidDev

Now, I'll think twice before pinging @InfiniteRecursion without a good reason

thought twice

rene

Goodbye @DroidDev

DroidDev

isPlayingDead

Infinite Recursion

Thanks @Shog9 :D

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