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Jokes aren't bad, most of us who make fun of java here have java tag badges. Android folks make fun of Android. Same for lifehacks, most of us are on lifehacks.se

almost flagged it as offensive

ah, ok. didn't know if this was playful fun or bashing

@DroidDev true, might be borderline

Android folks make fun of Android really?!? never knew that... :/

2:27 PM

No fun, no life! :)

We make drupal jokes too, yet we are always nuking spam to help clean their site

@DroidDev Yes, it's dry humor. Stick in the Android room more often, Pythoners are pretty much the only users who are loyal to their own language.

I saw funny Android jokes from SilentKiller and AndrewT. :)

9:29 [from bot]

@Unihedro hey! I roam around in Smart Developers' lab all day!

2:29 PM

Weird

Fixed

/me thinks that Java sucks... Wished I went with C# ;)

@DroidDev No wonder why you're so smart... no offense, but I mean the actual android room, not the one with vampires

^ he and I have java bronze badges ;)

:D

hallo

Hallo! [from bot]

!plus 0x123 0x4af

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your bot is silly @bjb568, kill it

2:31 PM

NOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOO [from bot]

Q: Proper use cases for Android UserManager.isUserAGoat()?

@InfiniteRecursion there are jokes from google also

May 8 at 9:19, by DroidDev

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I was looking at the new APIs introduced in Android 4.2. While looking at the UserManager class I came across the following method: public boolean isUserAGoat () Used to determine whether the user making this call is subject to teleportations. Returns whether the user making this ...

!plus 1 1

2 [from bot]

!plus alert('hi') alert('hi again')

2:31 PM

ok, wait for Shog to wake up and kick you @bjb568

@bjb568 What did that^ do?

!plus 1e999 1

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!plus 1e+999 1

!help

@Unihedro wait....are you giving me sarcasm or are you not getting mine? :/

in any case

2:32 PM

!destroy bjb568

what's the first thing programmers do with a new toy? try to break it

goes to play asphalt 8

@gunr2171 break;

but bjb's toy is already borked (DevDoodle)

@gunr2171 they never buy new toys, programmers only buy pirated(old) versions of toys

2:33 PM

why is he making another borked toy??

!plus eval('1') + 1

argh

!plus eval('1') 1

:(

You can't just do that.

!plus eval('while(true)alert("muah")') 1

@bjb568 oh, so your bot does not use 'eval'?

Meh, your bot is boring.

2:35 PM

@ProgramFOX No

!GIVE ME MONEY

make ur own monehs [from bot]

!no

!plsjustdie

!killurselv

Jan will die if he sees your bot's English :P

2:38 PM

:P

@InfiniteRecursion Is that English? oh wow

3

:P

Let's find out ;)

Wake up please @JanDvorak

Jan Dvorak

hmph...

^ Please tell us if that is English

Just added more commands.

2:40 PM

4 mins ago, by bjb568

make ur own monehs [from bot]

Jan Dvorak

eh, not english

SweetieBot

@InfiniteRecursion No, my grammatical analysis shows that the message can't be considered as an example of written English language.

Now who owns this cute bot? ^

@InfiniteRecursion @SPArchaeologist does.

The Guy with The Elf Hat

@InfiniteRecursion Certainly not @SPArchaeologist!

2:44 PM

!multiply 5 3

Weird

identification-request i.stack.imgur.com/yxNMI.jpg

weird chat.meta.stackexchange.com/users/237813

Dream Eater Merry

Dream Eater Merry (夢喰いメリー, Yumekui Merī) is a Japanese action fantasy manga series written and illustrated by Ushiki Yoshitaka. The series is serialized in Houbunsha's seinen manga magazine Manga Time Kirara Forward. The manga was adapted into an anime television series by J.C.Staff which aired in Japan between January 7, 2011 and April 8, 2011. == Plot == Yumeji Fujiwara is a young male student like any other who, after an event that occurred 10 years previously, gained the power to see the aura of other people's dreams, and the ability to predict what kind of dream they will have next. Since...

most likely

@gunr2171 Thank you!!

2:46 PM

hd4desktop.com/64238-yumekui-merry

thinks Tavern is a crowdsourced blast processor

I'm just a guy that is bored at work