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16:00
Low Quality A (62.6%): please, give me a link, if you have one, by Vladimir, on bricks.stackexchange.com.
@Pham I didn't even know that site existed.
@bjb568 Me neither.
Your bot is boring, by the way.
16:01
:D [from bot]
!eval reload()
@Pham no
!plus 1 1
18 secs ago, by bjb568
:D [from bot]
2 [from bot]
@ProgramFOX That' location reload, disallowed.
16:01
^ Your bot appreciated that I said they were boring :D
victory glare
No, it was a race condition.
No no. Yes yes! [from bot]
!eval location.href="http://chat.meta.stackexchange.com/rooms/89/"
No will eval [from bot]
... someone made an eval bot again?
Yup.
16:02
!eval "I suck."
and we are in the middle of abusing it
@Unihedro NO
!eval $("#leave").click()
2
No will eval [from bot]
@UndotheSnowman But a protected one, this time.
16:03
@UndotheSnowman jQuery is banned.
jQuery is disallowed.
No jQuery, no window reload, no web requests, no alerts.
We're trying to get rid of bjb thru his bot.
16:03
10 [from bot]
JavaScript sucks.
!eval document.getElementById("leave").click();
No will eval [from bot]
!eval document.body.innerHTML = "no"
!eval document.getElementById("leave").click();
@AstroCB it might not trigger on edits
16:04
!eval alert("test?");
@bjb568 Did that innerHTML thingy do something?
seen 31s ago, talked 44s ago
It triggers on edits. Alert is disallowed. Document is disallowed. No, innerHTML doesn't work.
He's dead, jim!
16:04
!eval 1/0
Infinity [from bot]
.. Oh.
!eval 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999+999999999999999999999999‌​999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
!eval "Okay, this message is going to be way to long"*500000000000000000
16:05
No will eval [from bot]
@bjb568 =(
!eval document.getElementById("leave").click()
@ProgramFOX NaN
This beef taco hot pocket is good.
16:05
I has idea!
!eval console.log("Oy!")
Wait when did 1 / 0 become infinity?
@UndotheSnowman worked
@animuson it used to be that way for a while
16:06
oh, client-side, I forgot
!eval console.log("This is great?");
@animuson When 0 is positive 0, 1 / 0 is naturally positive infinity.
@bjb568 no, it's undefined, only lim x->0 [ 1/x ] = infinity
I thought it a / 0 was always undefined.
IT'S JS
16:07
!eval 0/0
@ani is correct
alert("does this work?")
3 mins ago, by Pham
JavaScript sucks.
!eval alert("how about now?")
@bjb568 :P
16:07
OMG, your bot is in JavaScript?
@animuson In javascript anything goes
No will eval [from bot]
!eval window+""
@UndotheSnowman No. I worked around that by using a new Function(), but now that's also blocked.
@Pham >>karma bjb568 -=10
16:08
@Unihedro It's sitting in my console.
@Unihedro bjb568's karma level: -10
!eval "I will not close vote any more questions that don't need it"
I will not close vote any more questions that don't need it [from bot]
3
!eval (function(){ alert("Hello!"); })();
16:08
"Listen for the phone." Right, because so many people are calling the Election Commission on Christmas Eve.
@animuson but hey, you're getting paid to chat with us.
argh, we need a way to get rid of the "[from bot]" :P
whistles
!eval sleep(30)
dammit
16:09
!eval 1+1
2 [from bot]
There's only five of us here today, and there will only be three of us on Friday.
@UndotheSnowman That doesn't work in javascript.
16:09
@bjb568 Please use a proper programming language.
!eval while(true){console.log("freeze pleeze")})
@Unihedro No
@bjb568 Script languages for bots are a poor idea, with no rate limiting and such.
@JanDvorak Loops are already banned.
!eval setTimeout(foobar, 60)
16:10
ehh... wat?
!eval setInterval(function(){ console.log("The end."); }, 500);
I'm just trying stuff :P
@Unihedro Whatevs
!eval 100+100
!eval (function(){return 1+1})()
16:10
200 [from bot]
Huh, apparently we can't freeze it
I'll give 50 repz to whoever breaks bjb's chat with eval :P
Nah. Just rate limits.
!!/alive?
eeeek
16:11
uh oh
Quick! How does auto mode work again??
>>help auto
@Unihedro Command not found.
!eval "*whomever"
@Pham?
>>stop
16:11
@ProgramFOX Bot terminated.
Hum, is smoky alive? should have caught that one
>>help
Tavern in chaos! halp!
@Unihedro See here for a full list of commands.
You can ask my bot for help!
16:12
@gunr2171 No, it's dead :/
!eval "markdown\nmarkdown"
markdown
markdown [from bot]
!eval "markdown\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nmarkdown!"
@bjb568 Please help us, borkey, by stop playing and make Pham work!
markdown








markdown! [from bot]
16:12
@ProgramFOX ummm I accidentally cntrl-C'd it :P
!eval 1.234 + 2.345
!eval "nanananana markdown!"
nanananana markdown! [from bot]
@UndotheSnowman :P
help
16:13
!eval "na*na*na*na*na markdown!"
nanananana markdown! [from bot]
!eval "google"
uh...
!!/alive?
!!/alive?
@Unihedro Yup
16:14
!help
@ProgramFOX ... did I miss something?
@SmokeDetector What took you so long! There was a full caps post!
hallo
thinks Smokey is slacking off
4
!eval "hello"";
16:14
!eval "(google)"
!help
help yourself [from bot]
!eval "[google](http://www.stackoverflow.com)"
google [from bot]
Edits only work when the post is the most recent post.
16:15
ABUSIVE ^ pham rep
!halp
sends halp [from bot]
!eval "(google)"
@bjb568 That's hardly useful.
Actually, it's counter-productive.
@Pham this post reminds me of StackBot
(google) [from bot]
16:16
test\ markdown
@AndrewT. Exactly... We need reinforcements in the LQP HQ, I can't watch Pham anymore, gotta do stuff
!eval "hi @hichris123"
hi @hichris123 [from bot]
You can use !ping syntax too.
!ping bjb
Say plox! [from bot]
16:18
!ping bjb plox
!eval "$(".leave").click();"
Say plox! [from bot]
@hichris123 already tried that
@hichris123 See previous discussion. No work.
!ping plox plox
16:18
@plox HALLO [from bot]
!ping bjb568 plox
Say plox! [from bot]
Eeek! Borkey is not dead yet :(
Made the ploxontheend syntax work.
!ping bjb568 plox
!eval new Array(100).join("!")
16:20
!ping someone awefffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff‌​fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff‌​fffffffffffffffafweawefffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff‌​fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff‌​fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffafwe
Robert Cartaino on December 24, 2014

There are few things that make me more proud to be part of Stack Exchange than the outpouring of good will that comes from our communities during our “Giving Back” program. Each year we set this time aside to remember the organizations and people who need our help by offering to make a $100 donation to charity on behalf of each community moderator. It’s just a small gesture of thanks to our moderators on behalf of each community whose hard work makes this all possible.

In our sixth year of Giving Back, I started to wonder if asking Moderators to select their charities year after year might become somewhat routine and unremarkable. …

Kill yourself borkey
@UndotheSnowman :D
:D
:D [from bot]
16:20
!eval new Array(100).join("!")
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!‌​!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [from bot]
Kill yourself borkey
NO KILL [from bot]
!!eval new Array(1000000).join("!")
omg, y so many messages!!!??Q
16:21
!eval new Array(100).join("Message too long")
!eval new Array(100).join(new Array(100).join("!"))
!ping plox night
@night HALLO [from bot]
!ping plox bjb568
@bjb568 HALLO [from bot]
16:22
!ping night!
Say plox! [from bot]
!ping HALP
!ping plox
!HALP
!RIP
@ HALLO [from bot]
16:24
Low Quality A (100%): How can I do this with iphone?, by Debra, on gaming.stackexchange.com.
Low Quality Q?: CE 1.9 Backorder processing question, by WillemK, on magento.stackexchange.com.
@Behaviour IASP.
ooh
kewl
ooh!
kewl [from bot]
:D
:D [from bot]
gone
@JanDvorak rm -f
:2824753 Like THAT^ :P
@ProgramFOX -rf??
16:30
and I thought Apple user doesn't encounter such issue. whistle
rm / -rf
@Unihedro -r is for recursively, which I don't need here; -f is enough.
@Unihedro no need to do a recursive remove
But recursion is fun.
16:31
that looks like Wikipedia.
yup
Brahmā (/ˈbrɑːmə/; Sanskrit: ब्रह्मा; Tamil: பிரம்மா; IAST: Brahmā) is the Hindu god (deva) of creation and one of the Trimūrti, the others being Vishnu and Shiva. According to the Brahmā Purāṇa, he is the father of Manu, and from Manu all human beings are descended. In the Rāmāyaṇa and the Mahābhārata, he is often referred to as the progenitor or great grandsire of all human beings. He is not to be confused with the Supreme Cosmic Spirit in Hindu Vedānta philosophy known as Brahman, which is genderless. Brahmā's wife is Saraswati. Saraswati is also known by names such as Sāvitri and Gāyatri, and...
please also review this answer on the same page: hinduism.stackexchange.com/a/3032
@Pham why
I'd say low quality, but doesn't have account (and rep to downvote)
16:32
@Unihedro Term found: (?i)\bbangalore\b (Ignored: 100%. Score: 10.9. Auto: False)
and... I'm tired of waiting this spam seed (perhaps the answer has been nuked by mod before I arrived?) android.stackexchange.com/questions/92644/…
(I already flagged as spam, I can confirm the pattern is the same as other spam: adding image product on the end of the post)
get your stockings in time for Christmas!
16:49
Christmas?
25821.985sec left! [from bot]
New Years?
Christmas?
I think 2 posts too close together confuses it.
Christmas?
25800.556sec left! [from bot]
NewYears?
@Sompuperoo I already has that hat.
16:50
@gunr2171 not formatted properly, but isAnAnswer
@Unihedro on each site > 75 rep?
@Sompuperoo no, on SO
Newyear?
NaNsec left! [from bot]
lel
where is documentation for ploxy?
16:52
Just ask it !help
Newyear?
this bot thing is starting to get irritating
630438sec left! [from bot]
help yourself [from bot]
@Shog9 Aww…
@Shog9 It's not like we have much else to do here.
:/
16:53
\:
you could play pinochle. That's like a christmas tradition or something.
Ok… should I run bot in sandbox?
yeah, 'til you're done testing it at least
It works all the time, 80% of the time.
I'll just run a limited version here which is less annoying.
16:55
BOT STATUS: Migrated
^ there's a promotion
Wowee!
... I think I know why you did that, @Shog9. For some ahem kick action ahem? :P
see, this is why I like @hichris123 better than @Undo
16:57
Undo is nice.
I don't have to explain things so much
... well then.
Ok limited version of bot is running.
@InfiniteRecursion congrats!
16:58
!ping plox Inf congrats
@Inf congrats HALLO [from bot]
:P
Now, I'll think twice before pinging @InfiniteRecursion without a good reason
thought twice
Goodbye @DroidDev
isPlayingDead
Thanks @Shog9 :D

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