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10:00 PM
@SantaClaus can I have presents now?
 
@J.Musser You can have a PHP textbook if you want
 
I want something fun.
 
@SantaClaus Aren't presents supposed to be happy and good?
 
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
@AnnaLear If you've been bad then you get bad gifts.
 
10:02 PM
How to short-circuit Santa: be really bad all year and then ask for coal.
 
@SantaClaus I wasn't bad, was I?
 
@J.Musser You've been a bad tree, but you still have time to redeem yourself.
 
@SantaClaus What must I do?
 
@J.Musser I was q-banned on MSE. For like 8 months. It was horrible.
 
@J.Musser Answer 25 PHP questions
 
10:05 PM
steals 64 coal from Anna Lear, and smelts stack after stack of iron ore in new furnace
@bjb568 Seems a lot of people do. It's hard to ask a good question.
 
And I was new. I asked horrible questions.
 
@SantaClaus answers 25 PHP questions
@SantaClaus Can I have nice presents now?
Wanna see my worst question??
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Q: Can the reputation cap be removed for some smaller betas?

J. MusserOn smaller beta sites, GL for example, people rarely hit their rep limit, but when they do, it seriously affects their rep. Why do small sits that don't have a Jon Skeet still have a limit? What good does it do them, and can it be removed?

Hee hee.
 
Let me check my records...
No...it doesn't look like I have any "nice" presents left. How about that PHP textbook?
 
@SantaClaus Totally done with PHP. How about a brand new Ferrari?
Only like $930,000.00 used.
Or at least give financial support?
 
@J.Musser No bruh, I need that thing to pull my sleigh.
Oh yay use.typekit.com DNS is broke too
 
10:11 PM
Then can I have your reindeer?
@SantaClaus By the way, how did you put that arrow in your message without pinging?
3 mins ago, by Santa Claus
Let me check my records...
No...it doesn't look like I have any "nice" presents left. How about that PHP textbook?
 
@J.Musser I don't understand
@J.Musser My reindeer need to drive my ferrari which pulls my sleigh, so no.
 
@SantaClaus Then can I have the ferrari?
 
@J.Musser Let me check with my supervisor on that...
 
@SantaClaus Wow... I don't want a Ferrari cattle trailer. Gimme the car.
@SantaClaus What's her name?
 
@J.Musser Rudolph
Yay gravatars work
 
10:15 PM
@SantaClaus Weird.
@Santa, I wasn't naughty for 53.234561 years. Can I have 1 nice present?
 
@J.Musser I only accept perfection
 
@SantaClaus I'm perfect. Accept?
If no, I'll tell all my tree-relations to drop apples on you as you sit in your sleigh.
 
@J.Musser Unless you have trees growing on roofs or on the north pole then that won't work
 
@SantaClaus Well, you don't have teleporting powers, so you will have to take rural back roads or skip all the country kids. So there.
 
@J.Musser But I can fly
 
10:22 PM
@SantaClaus I can throw apples into the stratosphere. You lose.
 
This Christmas I'm gonna try to shoot down Santa with my new shotgun.
Then I get a whole load of presents.
 
@Undo He is that mean.
 
It'll be just like MH370, NORAD won't be able to figure out where you went.
 
@Undo No, apparently all you'll get is a PHP textbook.
 
You make individual trips to each house, carrying only one present at a time?
(also, I haven't been that naughty as to deserve a PHP textbook!)
 
10:24 PM
I'm going to shine in his eyes with a laser pointer.
 
"Mommy, why didn't Santa come this year?" "He's scared"
 
@Undo I'm currently stealing the nuclear weapons from scotland to rig onto my sleigh in case naughty kids try to shoot me down. Or if Russians mistake me as some sort of threat.
 
I will hijack his like-new Ferrari and sell it for 3/4 million.
 
@Undo I have like 500 clones so I'm kinda doing a few at once
 
Oh yeah, I've seen a few of them at the mall. Are you aware they're posing for pictures for personal gain?
 
10:27 PM
@J.Musser Some kid tried that but he missed, which instead gave Rudolph a glowing nose
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@SantaClaus I once pushed one over and his beard fell off. Clone, eh?
 
@Undo Those are the rejects
@J.Musser Sometimes they have defects
 
I once donated a bag of garbage to a collecting-santa, received the thanks, and ran for it.
 
@J.Musser Oh so thats why I have that PHP textbook nobody seems to want
 
@SantaClaus What did ya do with the banana peels an so on?
 
10:35 PM
@J.Musser I use them when I run out of coal.
 
I'm off again! cya later!
 
cya
 
11:18 PM
anyone feels something amiss here? meta.askubuntu.com/a/11892/169736
 
11:38 PM
@Braiam Seems correct.
 
@bjb568 ok
 

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