lol @ sock

Socks!

socks everywhere..

@ShadowWizard all gone

@JNat my socks?! Noooooo

Oh, the spammer accounts. :D

@Tinkeringbell so, you got yours?

@ShadowWizard Oh yes, they arrived last week :D

I ordered shoes two weeks ago, still no update about the shipping. :(

Luckily it's from a well known local vendor so I can call them.

:/. If you're lucky, you can use them next year :P

But I'm lazy.

@Tinkeringbell pics! Pics! Please? :D

Hahaha. That sounds familiar ;)

@ShadowWizard I'm not going to take my shoes off at the office XD

@Tinkeringbell well.... shoes I ordered from eBay arrived after a year. Really.

Here, you can see them this way too: alzheimersocks.nl

Guess I didn't learn my lesson.

@ShadowWizard I never really order shoes online. I have feet that are too difficult for that anyways ;)

oh, it wasn't a year. lol

Felt this way though.

Hahaha

45 days vs a year ;)

Shoes are nightmares to get.

@Tinkeringbell no, I ordered the shoes in March. Posted the question on August. Got the shoes in September. So "only" half a year. :)

I did get another pair of shoes for free as compensation, so didn't need new shoes for several years after that. :)

@Tinkeringbell why take them off?! ;)

rare case of OP deleting own off topic question even before it gets the comments.

Brown is here and nobody greeted him?! That's not good.

@jad you order shoes online?

Well, shows too, but that's another issue. :D

@ShadowWizard I have not! I don't buy shoes very often, and when I do I find it simple enough to go into the store.

@ShadowWizard All my shows are live =P

@jadarnel27 but what if price in store is double than price online?

@jadarnel27 Like!

Why didn't you publish it here before?? :)

@ShadowWizard Depends, I guess. If it's $25 vs $50, probably still in store. If it's $100 vs $200, probably online.

@jadarnel27 yeah, the shoes I buy cost over $100 in a store, and I find them in less than $50 online. With delivery fee, it reach $50. Still half price. :)

@ShadowWizard Thanks! Our YouTube channel isn't very active (we don't gig as much since we had kids), so I don't do very much to promote it.

@jadarnel27 well, now you made your first step. Hmm... @Mithrandir also plans to create YouTube channel, any advice to him? ;)

30 subscribers are not bad. More than 0.... :)

step one: be of legal age to create a channel, or find a partner who is

@Mithrandir legal age??? I'm pretty sure I've seen children there.

(with their own channels)

Haha that seems like an important first step.

technically you have to be of age to create a binding contract in your country

so... another two years for me here

@Mithrandir oh. So, 18?

yep, at least here

@ShadowWizard True!

@ShadowWizard Because otherwise you can't see the socks?

but being US citizen, doesn't USA rules apply to you? @Mithrandir

i'm an israeli citizen as well

and I'd be publishing from here

And I'm sure @Mithrandir would be able to give me advice once they've been running their channel for more than a few posts =P I'm really very bad at self-promotion and keeping up with social media.

Oh, I see. Was sure I saw channels of younger people, maybe I was wrong.

@Tinkeringbell on your legs.... duh. :D

> 2.3 You may not use the Service and may not accept the Terms if (a) you are not of legal age to create a binding contract with YouTube... [...] under the laws of the country in which you are resident or from which you access the Service.

Do you really want me to post my own as example? :D

@Mithrandir but isn't this only meant for "business" channel? i.e. one that makes money?

*shrugs* i'd like to monetize eventually after I start it, if it takes off :P

Found one. youtube.com/channel/UCAOM7chnEReHUv30l8pWL_w he's 13 years old.

> אני אריאל אורנשטיין אני בן 13 ואני אוהב לצלם ולערוך סרטונים

So...

(maybe he's 15 now, still too young :))

*shrugs* I like to generally be legal

I can't join everything underage

From what I understand, YouTube allows anyone to have account which is also kind of channel, and only if the person wants to earn money from their videos, they must be of age.

not everyone has SE's "doesn't matter how old you were when you signed up, what matters is how old you are now" thing...

That's true. :)

Long time no spam, Smokey are you alive?

!!/wut

oh no

@ShadowWizard Whaddya mean, 'wut'? Humans...

oh, lag.

!!/blame᠎ ​

@Mithrandir It's Jeff Atwood's fault.

thought so

But.... but.... Jeff isn't here!?

Told you there was a way to target a blame...

@ShadowWizard That's not nearly as visible as you'd think XD

I always thought it was a bit hard to see street names on Google Maps, but they might've gone overboard in trying to fix it.

Looks pretty fixed to me yeah

@Tinkeringbell how can it be? confused

@Dukeling lol

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Added FHRC to Joe's answer. Feeling good now. :D

In the meanwhile.... the below is not the app you think it is. Sadly.

Excited it might be the app, I asked. Oh well. ;)

@ShadowWizard high shoes ;) not the heels, but the shoe itself goes to above my ankles, if that makes sense ;)

@Tinkeringbell ohhh. Yeah. I see now. So you can take picture when you take off the shoes at home. ;)

@Tink so, such shoes?

Anyway.... my trust in SE is somewhat restored now. They changed something due to people actually asking for it on... wait for it.... MSE!

The first revision was like "That's just how it is" so I downvoted.

@ShadowWizard A bit less, but yeah ;)

:D

But... what's the point in buying colorful socks if they are hidden behind high shoes.. ? ;)

@ShadowWizard showing them off at home?

@Tinkeringbell at home? oh lol

Yeah..home. you know, that place where there are no co-workers to ruin your mood ;)

Work, that place where there are no mom's to ruin your mood ...

But also no moms to cheer you up and support you ;)

wha... there's a lot of moms at my work

@Tinkeringbell true

@Tinkeringbell we're happy to act as your mom while you're at work ...

Not sure if that works out how I intended

@rene Hahaha ;) Does that mean you'll bring me fruit, cups of tea and folded clean laundry?XD

Hmmm .... no ... sorry ... :(

we can't be better then your real mom

It's okay. At least Shadow makes coffee for me ;)

That's not Shadow, that's Smokey!

Smokey is like the coffee pot. In the end, someone has to tell Smokey to make coffee ;)

Coffee machines don't have a "random" button, though...

@andmyself but what if I want a non-carbonated anything?

@Tinkeringbell Still anything

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Also... Do they make alcoholic options?XD

@πάνταῥεῖ nah, look at the picture. Whatevers are non-carbonated, anything is carbonated

@Tinkeringbell Well, you can always mix it with vodka XD

@Tinkeringbell I didn't look that close, I was just after the pun :P

@πάνταῥεῖ orange juice powered by vokda was the most popular drink at night/dance clubs when I was 18. Dunno if it's still true. :D

@Tinkeringbell you forgot soup. Hot soup. ;)

That's what mothers really exist for! :D

@ShadowWizard it's cranberry juice now, but the principle is the same

@ArtOfCode hehe. Juice with alcohol yeah. Though when thinking about it, "vodka redbull" became the most popular thing, actually "redbull" is also replaced with any of the other cheaper energy drinks. :)

@ShadowWizard Heh. My mom knows I'm not fond of soup ;)

@Tinkeringbell you.... not... soup... how?!

:D

I mean... who doesn't like soup??/???/?

!!/soup Tinker

@ShadowWizard No such command 'soup'.

...

What if... she will add alcohol to the soup? ;) @Tink

@ShadowWizard NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That's a waste of alcohol

lol

So in what form you like your alcohol?

Sign of winter: feet are cold when without socks at home. putting socks

(I would have tweeted this, but alas... no twitter yet!)

hmm.... Twitter on the Meta. Idea for new room! :D

@ShadowWizard Some still like a screwdriver, yes.

Ehhh.. sweet white wine, or something that mixes well with cola

@Tinkeringbell Burbon mixes well with cola, in fact it's indigestible in any other form :P

@ShadowWizard Well, there's the famous french onion soup, needs a lot of white wine (not sweet).

@πάνταῥεῖ *bourbon

@ArtOfCode OK, I'll buy an u ;)

@πάνταῥεῖ I usually stick with cheap whiskey or white rum ;)

@Tinkeringbell Bourbon is comparably cheap with Single Malt Scotch or Single Malt Irish whiskys/whiskeys. Mixing these with whatever is an unforgivable sin. Bourbon is made from corn, and there's no restrictions to mix that with anything, as mentioned it's even indigestible otherwise. Notable that Mr. (Lemmy) Kilmister used to consume Jack Daniels with Cola, and died much too early for my taste :(.

White rum (Bacardi) also goes well with cola of course.

Same does Havana Club, young rum.

But the latter is better going with a Mochito cocktail.

... Says your experienced hobbyist bartender :3

A serious note:

"Be careful with alcohol: Don't spill it because of being drunk!"

depends what kinda alcohol

if you spill a Bud, I ain't complaining too much

spill a decent whisky... yeah

@ArtOfCode Any alcohol is save worthy!

:3

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@πάνταῥεῖ Oh, if I'm playing hobby bartender I'm making Long Island Ice Teas :D

@Tinkeringbell I know some more recipes ;)

I don't care. :P LIIT are the best ;)

I especially like Caipirinha for example.

Okay you got me there. None of the things I visit serve stuff that fancy :P

@Tinkeringbell Wow

Told you they were good :P

You forgot the cola and lemon though!

@Tinkeringbell Sure I just concentrated on the alcohol, took that from here :3

Sounds about right. You forgot the triple sec though... :P

@Tinkeringbell I boiled up several parties being the bartender :3 Girls going mad, guys just failover, me being injured by broken glass :D

Hahaha, you gotta love those parties :P

@Tinkeringbell And you have to stay away consuming your own mixed drinks of course :3

Whenever there's a meetup of the people I play an online game with, I usually bring enough booze to make enough Long Island Ice Tea for a lot of people ;)

@πάνταῥεῖ a so called Baco ....

@rene I didn't know it has a name: Bacardi Cola, yes.

Not to be confused with Baco as a dog name :P

Barko

@πάνταῥεῖ seems to be used like that in the Netherlands only. But I used to drink it when I was much younger.

if you drink too much: hair of the dog

The real hard part for the bartender starts if someone is going to roll a spliff and you attend toking :3

You might loose control over the already weird scenery XD

@AndrasDeak You shouldn't drink much when acting as a bartender at all. Hobbyist or not.

good thing I'm not a bartender

@AndrasDeak It's a great experience, and tells you much about how real life goes.

u-huh

@AndrasDeak noms

@AndrasDeak Well, I did that job as a hobbyist with our cultural club's club house gastronomy. I've been at the kitchen and beyond the counter, and it's quite interesting to meet all those people (especially non club members) and how they interact with you and vice versa. It's really an enlightening experience for social interaction, and maybe something you could even apply for Stack Exchange.

that would sort of assume that I'm interested in people

gasp you're not? Heathen! :P

@JourneymanGeek if you have time, care to share advice here?

@AndrasDeak Well, you might attend the gparyani club then. BTW, I am still going with that great statement of Groucho Marx: "PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER".

@AndrasDeak Well, without people what would tech be? Consider you're the last person left at earth at all. What would you like to interact with actually?

@πάνταῥεῖ If I'm the last person on earth? Something soft and cuddly :P

a hatchet

@Tinkeringbell Oh, I care to believe that of course. It's something of a sad situation though, no? (and having a hatchet is probably a good idea, yes @KevinB)

@πάνταῥεῖ I'm not sure I would be sad :P Perhaps at moments. As long as there's still a good earth, stuff to eat, stuff to do to keep me from going insane and a few animals around... I might actually survive until I die of old age.

Of course dying would be horrible, no one to take care of you so it's likely to be of hunger and thirst, and painful...

@Tinkeringbell If you're the last one there's rarely a chance for getting cuddled tho. Feel hugged my dear ;)

@πάνταῥεῖ pshh there are still floofy dogs and cats for cuddles

@scohe001 Well, ATM there's palliative care taking, and the notice for the needs are raising world wide.

that's one more mouth to feed

Too broad and off-topic

@πάνταῥεῖ Ehh. Parrots don't really like being hugged :P

@Tinkeringbell Well, let me feed you some liked snacks like peanuts or eggs instead ;)

Cracker?

@Tinkeringbell Whatever you want my dear!

Also... snacks just before bed time are bad. They keep you up

depends on the kind of snack

Cocaine would not be helpful, yes :3

Tea maybe :P

Hot milk and honey maybe more ...

^No pun!!!

Tea isn't a snack. That's a drink. A hot drink (or alcoholic one) before bed is fine ;)

@πάνταῥεῖ still not ad hominem? :P

@Tinkeringbell Warm brown beer with an egg is a said recipe to fight a cold here.

Okay...

That sounds a bit gross to be honest :P

I think if you're coughing, it's hot water with a lot of suger/honey

you can't feel like crap when you're busy vomiting

@AndrasDeak Never. Especially not if there are no humans are left :3

If your nose is stuffed, just enough alcohol to pass out :P

Perhaps mojito's, those have mint :P

@Tinkeringbell Good starters may be. We have to do experiments ;)

I'm not going to deliberately go and collect a cold!

You get the cold, I get the mojito's

gotta catch 'em all

@AndrasDeak Well, I am going with the best example. Not ad hominem, and it's obfuscated (disclosed) as well it could be :P

@Tinkeringbell I have to act at stage the next weekends, catching a cold isn't an option.

Hmm. Any volunteers in here then? We're looking for someone with a cold? They'll be getting free mojito's! :P

@Tinkeringbell Good idea!

I am asking myself now if autistic spectrum people like me would be happy to see them alone as the last person left at their world. For myself I could answer that this probably would be a really horrible situation.

@DiminutiveColossus Are you tiny?

You caught me :P

@DiminutiveColossus Your avatar is unique.

It definitely is, I designed it myself

@DiminutiveColossus See my TM :D

?

@DiminutiveColossus stackoverflow.com/users/1413395/…

@πάνταῥεῖ just for the sake of clarity, you're aware that being rude and being on the autism spectrum are two different things, right?

That was ill-timed

Nice TM :)

@AndrasDeak As I am considering myself being a participant of that autism spectrum suffering from Asperger disease (which isn't a disease IMO) I don't see where I've been going rude at all.

I see

Good so!

I'll let you know next time, you know, because you have difficulties grasping the nuances of social interaction

it must be hard for someone in your shoes to always be mistaken for a troll

It's more a point of where we really need to get inclusive, or know how it goes out of the range. I've learned that the hard way, and I am still open to learn about that. (hobbyist bartender!)

@AndrasDeak It's not me having the difficulties in grasping. Most of the time I do well so.

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@Tinkeringbell points to sibling

@Mithrandir I have to ask... Are they of age?

Definitely not

But who cares? ;D

Sorry. No underage drinking in the Tavern!

I doubt 11 is of age anywhere in the world.

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Well. I'm going to sleep. Don't get worried if I don't show up tomorrow, I'm going to have fun in real life XD

have fun, sleep well

@Tinkeringbell you take the day off? Have fun!

@Mithrandir surely many 11 y/o kids drink alcohol... But yeah, nowhere it is legal. :)

@DiminutiveColossus isn't it the winerbash chicken? ;)

@ShadowWizard Yep.. youtu.be/Pj93F0FmOJI

Fun, I remember that. That happened to me once.

@Tinkeringbell going alone? Wait.... You posted this over an hour after you told you are going to sleep! ;)

@Bart day off?!

No, fun.

Although a day off wouldn't be bad

@ShadowWizard you caught me

No, I did an image trace of a game cock and made it a silhouette, then turned it yellow to match my previous avatar

that's how i got my axe

@rene will take a look this evening

@KevinB Golden Axe?

well, it's not an axe atm

:p

Toilets are better than axe. More useful. ;)

E.g. you can't sit on an axe.

i mean...

You mean...

Mean people!!

Lol

you can sit on an axe

dunno why you would want to

I mean if axes are like viking's babies, doesn't it make sense that they would hire other vikings to axe-sit for them if they get busy?

I mean can sit without getting injured. ;)

only the edge is sharp, the rest isn't

The top is pointy

@KevinB ohhhh

Kevin is correct.

Still, toilets are more useful!

That's a big axe

Can't cut down a tree with a toilet... very easily...

The Boondock Saints proved that you can most definitely kill someone with a toilet though...

Lol

you could... if you broke it strategically

I love having tabs that don't overflow. Simple things bring such pleasure.

How can a tab overflow?

My tab selectors were overflowing their container.

Hiding off-screen where I couldn't get them.

I'm talking about Magic Overflow.