Tavern on the Meta

7:00 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: It is recommended that you simply purchase this program by albertinelolo on askubuntu.com

James

@balpha I love the message

DroidDev

creating another account no ask abuntu now

apart from my already slow internet, the fact that I have to connect to a VPN about 10000 miles away, is totally pissing me off

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: What are some excessive-huge advantages of skin health Care Product? by Robynjuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com

DroidDev

@SmokeDetector page not found :/

WHY IS EVERY SPAM REMOVED JUST WHEN I CREATE THE ACCOUNT TO FLAG IT!!???!?!??!

oh I got it

my mere presence poses a threat to spam and they just delete themselves

Uniforms For Sale

There's alot of stars today

@balpha Real?

balpha

7:05 AM

@UniformsForSale yes

Uniforms For Sale

The message is really like that?

Ohh cool, there's only 8000 close votes left on SO

balpha

@UniformsForSale Yep. Just paste 〔bȺm〕wȺR7닷〔콤〕［여의도건마］［황실마사지］ 밤전 『강서건마』㉮수정건마 into the question body on apple.stackexchange.com/questions/ask and click outside the text area

Uniforms For Sale

ROFL

Hmmm. only seems to go on apple.SE

DroidDev

what is "mkay"? Another form of "okay"?

James

Pretty much

DroidDev

7:09 AM

a cooler one?

user259867

m'kay

Interjection: m'kay

(informal) Okay; an expression of acknowledgment or affirmation, now sometimes used in an ironical or condescending sense.
spelling mkay
1993, Herbert H Clark, Arenas of Language Use [2]
1995, Charles Conrad and Lucinda Sinclair-James, “Institutional Pressures, Cultural Constraints, and Communication in Community Mediation Organizations,” in Conflict and Organizations, Anne Maydan Nicotera ed.
2004, Gordon Atkinson, RealLivePreacher.com [3]:

(13 more not shown…)

DroidDev

lol, I thought, it was okay in spammers language

balpha

@UniformsForSale Yes, that's where all that crap was so far. I can blacklist on all sites, but I'm careful with that unless the attack is really network-wide

DroidDev

considering the grammar they use

Uniforms For Sale

Ok

balpha

7:09 AM

South Park - Ok Mr.Mackey, mkay? MKAY!

►

Uniforms For Sale

Tries something

Sends gone to the last 5 smokey messages

DroidDev

@balpha lol

Uniforms For Sale

@UniformsForSale gone

@balpha gone

DroidDev

I'd like to be in a class like that

Uniforms For Sale

Whoops sorry @balpha

DroidDev

7:12 AM

tomorrow is our independence day, but because of that being on saturday, we are celebrating it today in our company and then I have another party to attend, which is my friend's bachelor party. Could this day be any better? :'D

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How To Make A Muscle Building Diet by user483584 on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: http://cheatsumo.com/baller-legends-hack/ by Lelandjcolby on drupal.stackexchange.com

user259867

sd 2tpu- ... after the bamwar break, back to our regular programming

Uniforms For Sale

!!/lick

SmokeDetector

@UniformsForSale licks ice cream cone

bjb568

licks fir

DroidDev

7:15 AM

why are tavern bots going crazy to lick things? :/

user259867

One of them is a copycat.

user259867

@SmokeDetector gone

Uniforms For Sale

@DroidDev gone

James

@DroidDev Who doesn't enjoy going crazy and licking things?

Uniforms For Sale

Nevermind

Sorry @Dro

!!/lick

SmokeDetector

7:19 AM

@UniformsForSale licks ice cream cone

DroidDev

@James lol, bots in particular, in this case ;)

Uniforms For Sale

Sup @Sarkkhan

DroidDev

@UniformsForSale oh....don't worry....I never mind pinging....you can go crazy ;)

Uniforms For Sale

:3832431 gone

NoO why no work

!!/lick

SmokeDetector

@UniformsForSale licks ice cream cone

Uniforms For Sale

7:21 AM

@DroidDev gone

REALLY SORRY @DRO

DroidDev

2 mins ago, by DroidDev

@UniformsForSale oh....don't worry....I never mind pinging....you can go crazy ;)

Uniforms For Sale

@SmokeDetector gone

Ahhh

Now need spam to test on

IT WAS A STUPID DERP AS USUAL

Waits for awesome spam

RAGES

> You can only flaj for moderator attention 11 times per day

I need flajs

user259867

@SmokeDetector fp-

James

@SmokeDetector gone0-

Uniforms For Sale

Why are people so interested in that word?

:3832467 gone

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events = JSON.parse(eventString).events;
a=events[0]
events.forEach(function(e) {
 if (e.user_id == "266345") {
   sendMessage('chat.meta.stackexchange.com', 89, ':' + e.message_id + ' gone', fkey().fkey)
  }
});

Workz now

!/lick

!!/lick

bjb568

7:25 AM

licks fir

SmokeDetector

@UniformsForSale licks ice cream cone

Uniforms For Sale

!!/lick Please workz

SmokeDetector

@UniformsForSale licks ice cream cone

Uniforms For Sale

:3832467 gone

@SmokeDetector gone

Yay

SE just hired someone

> Bethany Marzewski

user259867

@UniformsForSale She worked for SE since February 2012

Uniforms For Sale

7:32 AM

Ummm then why is she featured?

balpha

> Each month we’ll be featuring a short interview with one of our very own employees here at Stack Overflow. You’ll learn how they came to Stack Overflow, what projects they’re currently working on, and why they love working here.

Uniforms For Sale

Ohhhh

Whoops

Hello @Nuk

NukesPlus

in Shadow's Den, 38 mins ago, by DroidDev

yup, totally pisses me off, when people are not tolerate enough even to bear casual things

Uniforms For Sale

Found this

@bjb ^^

NukesPlus

ok

in Shadow's Den, 1 hour ago, by DroidDev

in Tavern on the Meta, 5 hours ago, by Mysticial

And if someone legitimately takes offense to casual use of the word "fuck", the internet is probably not the best place for them.

^ @UniformsForSale

Uniforms For Sale

7:34 AM

Ummm ok

grrr

Stupid korea spam

Now I have no flajs left

user259867

@SmokeDetector fp-

user259867

This wasn't spam, actually.

Uniforms For Sale

Wait... FP?

3... more.. rep

user259867

Wait, maybe it was.

NukesPlus

@NormalHuman the feeling u cannot @Undo

Uniforms For Sale

7:37 AM

LINK:

-1

A: Is it generally advisable to get anti-virus software for Mac OS X?

Quote from http://www.macheat.com/top-5-antivirus-apps-for-mac-os-x/ Do you need an Antivirus Software on OS X? Yes, yes you do need some sort of antivirus app for your Mac OS X and my reason for saying that is simple. Viruses exist for every known Operating System.It is true that Apple’s Operat...

user259867

@UniformsForSale No... just a low-quality answer.

user259867

There isn't any particular product being peddled here.

Uniforms For Sale

Actually @Nor you have like 2 flags left on apple?

user259867

No, all spent.

user259867

I did downvote that one because it's pointless.

user259867

7:39 AM

It will be reviewed in FP / VLQ queue on Apple.

Uniforms For Sale

Some day we should be able to buy flags

user259867

Keep in mind that "pattern-matching" doesn't mean the site is bad, just like not every mention of Nike is spam.

Uniforms For Sale

feature-request Can we buy flajs? We ran out because there was Korean spam and we couldn't flaj anymore. Prices could be discussed later

DroidDev

@UniformsForSale what country are you talkin' about?

Uniforms For Sale

[mod-tag:status-completed]

@DroidDev the world

NukesPlus

7:41 AM

@DroidDev ^

DroidDev

@NukesPlus oh, so @Uniforms wanna buy Korean(or japanese) flags?

Uniforms For Sale

Sounds cool

NukesPlus

@DroidDev no

@DroidDev lol thats korean not jap

user259867

!!/report travel.stackexchange.com/q/52759

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: can someone give me the overview of tibet? by pennynan on travel.stackexchange.com

NukesPlus

7:46 AM

flag as?

user259867

Spam. See the link

DroidDev

@NukesPlus then what?

I am going crazy...

NukesPlus

@DroidDev he wants to buy flags as in (flags as spam) flags

@DroidDev GtComs?

DroidDev

@NukesPlus but @Uniform's about me says "Alt-Rock Ninja Cowgirl". So, I think @Uni is a she....

am I going crazy again?

can somebody go crazy twice?

NukesPlus

@DroidDev Breathe.

DroidDev

7:48 AM

@NukesPlus blue

NukesPlus

@DroidDev wow you are a genius or something, yes!

DroidDev

@NukesPlus lol, nope, just a lucky guess and a spoonful of crazy from my mind ;)

NukesPlus

@DroidDev how much crazy are there in your mind?!

DroidDev

@NukesPlus let me confirm with the voices in my head....I can't say anything on my own...

NukesPlus

@DroidDev wow

:1 hi

aww cant reply to the first message ever written in the Tavern

DroidDev

7:52 AM

@NukesPlus I am sorry, we were not able to reach a unanimous decision about the total amount :(

NukesPlus

@DroidDev D:

user259867

> You know you work for a company that tries to do advertising responsibly when your CEO posts an answer like meta.stackexchange.com/a/263625/115866 <3 -- Ben Dumke-v. d. Ehe at 12:32 AM - 14 Aug 2015 via Twitter

NukesPlus

brb toliet :3

user259867

Responsible advertising does not include bamwar, apparently.

Praxis Ashelin

8:06 AM

@DroidDev access to den plez

Uniforms For Sale

@PraxisAshelin Haha lol

Praxis Ashelin

or is this how I find out I'm banned from the den for uncouthness?

Uniforms For Sale

@PraxisAshelin Nope

DroidDev

@PraxisAshelin woops...me no RO. Only @Shadow can do....sorry.... :/

Uniforms For Sale

@Nuk was sending crap yesterday and got flajjed 3 times

Praxis Ashelin

8:08 AM

@ShadowWizard pls

Uniforms For Sale

So @Sha made it gallery

DroidDev

@PraxisAshelin haha, if that was the case, I'd be banned first of all

Praxis Ashelin

@DroidDev oh come on you're as innocent as a baby duckling

@UniformsForSale a poo gallery?

Uniforms For Sale

@PraxisAshelin Nope, insulting people

DroidDev

@PraxisAshelin awww...tu

Uniforms For Sale

8:09 AM

He called @ber a f*** moron and other things

Praxis Ashelin

well he is

;D

Uniforms For Sale

You can see the remains here:

ExplosionPlus's Room

Bart

Oh no, so now we have to tolerate all you Den people over here?

Uniforms For Sale

Ummm what now

Praxis Ashelin

in ExplosionPlus's Room, Aug 9 at 14:46, by Shadow Wizard

@Pra @Pra you here?

just because I'm the female I have to clean the mess? D:<

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

8:10 AM

@Bart Yes you have.

Uniforms For Sale

Tempted to flaj @Nuk's profile...

Praxis Ashelin

@Bart the horror

Uniforms For Sale

But the 10k-ers will be angry

> Edward is stupid. Stupid Edward.

Bart

I'll just flag all of you and get some peace in here.

Uniforms For Sale

WHAT

@Bart take a screenshot of your chat window

Praxis Ashelin

8:12 AM

@ShadowWizard LOVE ME

Uniforms For Sale

@Sha @Sha @SHa @Sha halp needed

Praxis Ashelin

have you guys seen the chinese explosion vid? it's pretty insane

Uniforms For Sale

Nope

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@Bart I can feel this with chemistry trash and lame comics so your eyes won't burn watching Den people here.

Praxis Ashelin

Chinese explosion video

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

8:13 AM

@PraxisAshelin Is that edible?

Uniforms For Sale

SCARY

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Bah, I no do facebook.

Uniforms For Sale

What happened?

Praxis Ashelin

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M u can't just see the vid on it without logging in?

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

I don't wanna click the link. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Uniforms For Sale

8:15 AM

DON'T

Oh...

Earthquake

Praxis Ashelin

no, it's a factory explosion

Uniforms For Sale

Then the website is wrong?

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Meh, I don't got popcorn here.

Uniforms For Sale

Well @nuk will like it

Praxis Ashelin

huh? it says so in the description

James

8:23 AM

I MADE PHP DO THINGS!!!! Successfully I might add

Praxis Ashelin

@James media.giphy.com/media/10spcFioEOY7zG/giphy.gif .

DroidDev

@PraxisAshelin ROFL

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@PraxisAshelin Is it just me or is his clapping just really weird?

Praxis Ashelin

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M he's summoning chtulhu

or the native americans

either of those

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Meh, last I checked Cthulhu was in Cthulto.

DroidDev

8:30 AM

@PraxisAshelin I saved it under the name "Presidential-claps"

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: VBA Function to connect to WHOIS server and return availability of a .com.au domain by caracter2 on stackoverflow.com

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@SmokeDetector ignore

SmokeDetector

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Seems legit.

SmokeDetector

8:47 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Giving you a more hydrated and firmer skin by grasephs on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Help!! I'm playing fez and i just found out i can fly and now i'm stuck! by Debora Solnik on gaming.stackexchange.com

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@SmokeDetector ignore

SmokeDetector

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

It's not a good Q, but anyways.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: What to do if i stumbled across a colleague in a scandal video online which seems to have been uploaded without her knowing? by userckgh on workplace.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: MATLAB AND SIMULINK by Alex on math.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Get Younger Looking Skin! by Kristybarker on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Crabs are the element that gives your by neilcho on meta.stackexchange.com

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

9:18 AM

@SmokeDetector gone

And I got no halpful flagz. :(

DroidDev

@SmokeDetector ignore

SmokeDetector

9:57 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: GET /socket.io/1/?t=1439545498509 on herokuapp returns 404 by datamosh on stackoverflow.com

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Hehe

Shadow Wizard

in Shadow's Den, 3 mins ago, by Shadow Wizard

@Pra sorry I blame @Pro for forgetting! ;)

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

!!/blame

SmokeDetector

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M It's inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M's fault.

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

WHAT? ME? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

!!/blame

SmokeDetector

10:09 AM

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M It's inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M's fault.

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@ShadowWizard It says it's my fault.

Shadow Wizard

@PraxisAshelin lol, only if you want to clean it all up... :D

lol @Smokey

!!/blame

SmokeDetector

@ShadowWizard It's Shadow Wizard's fault.

Shadow Wizard

Yup

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

The bot's on a conspiracy mission.

SmokeDetector

10:12 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: both that have become beneficial to me, I've eventually by user128607 on unix.stackexchange.com

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@Normal I've noticed a lot of spam recently that has an adverb as the last word in the title.

I wonder how many legit questions have adv.s as the last word in their titles

SmokeDetector

10:24 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: are you interested for cognos online training? by harisuki on stackoverflow.com

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@SmokeDetector gone

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, few unique characters in body: ///DELETEDELETE by sonnyblack on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: The Hidden Truth on cogniq Exposed by andrewstackk on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Acne Treatment - The Real Secret by user50861 on drupal.stackexchange.com

DroidDev

10:41 AM

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@DroidDev And how many halpful flagz you got?

DroidDev

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M not that many. Most of the questions were already shot dead by moderators, before me reaching there....but, this will help in future

James

@PraxisAshelin Honestly, I know you're mocking me, but I'll take it

user202362

11:11 AM

Jun 24 at 9:58, by chmod 711 telkitty

user202362

why are the downvotes on SE classified as achievements?

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Cuz you've achieved them. It's not like I can get that many downvotes.

user202362

meta question it is!

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Whatevs.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted user: ABINITIO ONLINE TRAINING in india by bhalla1234 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: How can I help my 6 week old puppy sleep through the night? by John on pets.stackexchange.com

vaultah

11:25 AM

sd 2tpu-

sd fpu-

Uniforms For Sale

12:23 PM

Hello

Hmmm...

How to display a warning without javascript

Thats hard

Wait.. Done

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: sharepointonlinecredential class gives error "Could not establish trust relationship for the SSL/TLS secure channel." by dew on sharepoint.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: magento php script repetition new attribute values by Fabbius on stackoverflow.com

Uniforms For Sale

Grrr

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@UniformsForSale On windows XP? I don't think you need to, it displays a warning every 30 seconds by default.

Uniforms For Sale

12:38 PM

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M In ubuntu

Laughs evily

ITS DONE

Wanna guess how?

NukesPlus

@SmokeDetector why

SmokeDetector

@NukesPlus Body - Position 2147-2151: NIKE

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Hahaha

NukesPlus

calls Shadow from his den

@ShadowWizard i choose you!

Uniforms For Sale

Okkkk

The no-javascript warning is live

SmokeDetector

12:42 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: What to do if i stumbled across a colleague in a scandal video online which seems to have been uploaded without her knowing? by userckgh on workplace.stackexchange.com

NukesPlus

@SmokeDetector wow that question was deep

@SmokeDetector why

SmokeDetector

@NukesPlus Body - Position 29-33: porn

NukesPlus

nah that questions is fine but deep

ProgramFOX

Hiya! I'm back from vacation.

NukesPlus

@ProgramFOX hey wb :D

brb checking my Clicker Heroes

Uniforms For Sale

12:45 PM

@ProgramFOX Your bot died a few times

ProgramFOX

@UniformsForSale I know. Connection stuff. But it auto restarts now, so it's not a problem.

Uniforms For Sale

Ouch

Internet sucks right now

14 seconds

NukesPlus

@ProgramFOX So, how was the vacation?

ProgramFOX

It was nice!

NukesPlus

@ProgramFOX where did you go?

ProgramFOX

12:47 PM

To the south of Belgium.

NukesPlus

@ProgramFOX ooo nice

tchrist

@ProgramFOX How far did you travel?

Uniforms For Sale

30 seconds... Thats mad

> 64 bytes from sa-in-f102.1e100.net (74.125.200.102): icmp_seq=76 ttl=44 time=35497 ms

Ouch

Internet sucks right now

NukesPlus

And Waffles :D

Waffles FTW

tchrist

pings goonhilly-echo.arpa

Uniforms For Sale

12:50 PM

@Pro

CRASHING BOTS

Aug 8 at 14:40, 7 minutes total – 13 messages, 2 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked Aug 8 at 14:49 by Uniforms For Sale

ProgramFOX

@tchrist Well, as I live in the North of Belgium it isn't too far. But it was by train, so... I don't know exact numbers.

ha

tchrist

@NukesPlus On mange des moules frites avec ses waffles? :)

NukesPlus

@tchrist french?

Uniforms For Sale

Whoops

Internet is killer right now

NukesPlus

@tchrist i started learning French a while ago :D

ProgramFOX

12:51 PM

@NukesPlus That's what they speak in the South. :P

tchrist

@ProgramFOX Trains can be nice.

Uniforms For Sale

Sup @vaultah

NukesPlus

I like Mussels and Waffles :D

Uniforms For Sale

Tempted to flaj @Nuk's username

Or report him to SE

Get them to reset his chat account

> Stupid Edward. lol

tchrist

@NukesPlus What syrup goes with both?

NukesPlus

12:52 PM

@tchrist Mayo? :p

ProgramFOX

@tchrist Yeah. If there are no delays, at least. When going, no delays -- nice. When coming back, there were two delays. I'm not unhappy about the second one because I'd have missed that one if it didn't have the delay :P

DroidDev

@chmod711telkitty because we hate upvotes

tchrist

There were delays while you were on the train already, or do you mean it started late?

user202362

@DroidDev you hate upvotes for other people you mean

tchrist

@NukesPlus I’m thinking those are the other kind of frites.

NukesPlus

12:54 PM

@tchrist i guess maple syrup is nice :D

ProgramFOX