@Unihedron It's a new site logo's icon

:)

I just wanted to make sure that people understand this shape

Cheers for a new site :D

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Help writing trigger to update unrelated field by Lori on salesforce.stackexchange.com

@Unihedron just interesting, what site are you talking about? :)

site site

@StéphaneMartin Cool.

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: So keep your commitment and follow through with your exercise program by Hortensia Malik on superuser.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@ASCIIThenANSI Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

And flagged.

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sigh

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!bjb translate

translate [translated]

(rejected)

!bjb prepare for the spamming!

prepare for the spamming [translated]

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(OBJECTION!)

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How can I stop being badgered for "leaving early" without hurting my co-worker relationships by kristopher_d on workplace.stackexchange.com

^ not that offensive

@SmokeDetector ignore

@rene Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

!bjb is still translating?

iz still translating? [translated]

yup

bjbot was more fun when you could type !bjb !bjb !bjb !ping bjb

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/29975532/…

> please don't vote down this question?

that will remove all the downvotes, I'm sure

Yep, guaranteed. It is the magic spell needed to survive the SO end-game..

NAA from the same user: stackoverflow.com/questions/29968892/…

is there any use in getting more than one NAA? I've never had one go unreviewed before

if there are any close votes left cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/29889716/…

it's a dupe of another off-topic question, but it should just be closed

Wow, Lifehacks really is an awful site. When did humanity completely and utterly lose its basic problem-solving ability?

when did humanity have that ability?

At some point in the past 30 years we did.

"How do I kill a fly without a fly swatter?" Really? Just freakin' grab anything, and kill it.

get a cat

it helps if the fly and the cat are in an enclosed space with a lowish ceiling

How do I stir coffee without a spoon? How do I keep my car doors from hitting the wall of my garage?

"how to I get upvotes on lifehacks?"

Dear Lifehacks, how do I put my shoes on if they are on the other side of the room?

get a dog to bring you the shoes

"How do I ask a question on LifeHacks?"

have your cat walk on the keyboard

all problems are solved by pets

Good point.

Dear Lifehacks, I'm out of food, and my dog is hungry too. How do I eat without going out to get food? (Note: I have clippers, a nice set of knives, and my dog fits in my freezer, not sure if that helps)

@JasonC move to an earthquake-prone location

@JasonC get a goat. let the goat eat everything. get a mountain lion. let the mountain lion eat the goat. Eat the mountain lion

Dear Lifehacks, where to get mountain lion? Urgent plz help. TIA

go to the mountains and try to look tasty

@JasonC I have extras.

aren't these two questions never going to be delete now? stackoverflow.com/questions/29889716/… stackoverflow.com/questions/29908950/…

@tchrist Sweet, do you take paypal?

one is a dupe, the other is the target of a dupe. neither one was ever on-topic

I can offer you coyotes and skunks, if you want something less dangerous

@JasonC goats

Lol

needs an extra router

@yellowantphil delete the first one first, then the other will cease to be immortal.

@tchrist Must've been a slow news day in Boulder.

@tchrist I tried. All I got was dupe flagging

[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: Thumbnails, channel_short_name and channel fields oh my! by Rab on expressionengine.stackexchange.com

@yellowantphil I managed to cast a delete vote.

now send in your other four sockpuppets

@yellowantphil Only takes two.

Or one with a gold process badge.

maybe I should re-tag it to jquery or something

@Braiam Aw man, my router does not accept ┌∩┐(◣ _ ◢)┌∩┐ as a valid SSID.

@tchrist wouldn't that just let somebody flag it as a duplicate again?

@yellowantphil No, we would kill it quickly then.

I still think we need just two more delete votes for the first one.

What is with you people being so stingy with the delete votes? :)

serial-upvote me until I can delete vote

@JasonC :(

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Hana - Select without Cursor by DOUGLAS ARAUJO on stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector tp fixed

@LynnCrumbling Registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

I recently posted a feature-request on meta SO, which was well received, however there were no comments on it and only 1 answer (from a regular user). What happens now? Do I wait for a mod to stumble upon it?

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: BigCommerce Get Pruoduct Perl and cUrl by Mike Carville GleTech on stackoverflow.com

@TimCastelijns Nope. Now you just let it be. It's out there. Maybe some day it will be addressed, or maybe not.

@Unihedron :(

Hi peeps

hi peep

wuddup

Yay, going to see apple watch now.

@bjb568 or see apple watch google watch apple watch

the cool kids care about apple watches?

I saw somebody at Whole Foods with Google Glass... I didn't feel compelled to get one

@2mkgz LESS issues

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Get a user's rank from an equation, and then store it in the table by Zach on dba.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: GROUP_CONCAT ORDER BY by ronquiq on stackoverflow.com

Saw it, was kewl.

Am on the new low-power macbook here.

The keyboard is pretty kewl.

The whole thing's so tiny.

blog.codinghorror.com/what-is-trolling

If I open welcome questions like this, I have to close them suddenly : apple.stackexchange.com/questions/31037/… , I just can't deal with those ....

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Can't add Blank lines python 3.x function problems by Hachimana on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Get a user's rank from an equation, and then store it in the table by Zach on dba.stackexchange.com

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/27687165/1699210

Looks like Smokey missed this one. :)

Pretty sure that’s what the new Inappropriate flag is for.

agree

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Can't add Blank lines python 3.x function problems by bob on stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector looks like a troll meeting?

> Just be yourself and the code will work brah :)

what is wrong with everything on that question

^ accepted answer

@Doorknob nothing

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Create shapefile in R using long and lat and export it by Sql_beginner on stackoverflow.com

Is anyone else seeing crazy icons for stackoverflow.com/users/1849664/undo?

In the accounts list

I see a lack of craziness

Here? stackexchange.com/users/1703573/undo?tab=accounts looks fine

@Undo are there any stack exchanges where you aren't a member?

that's the stack exchangiest list I've ever seen

:o

me 127

@yellowantphil There are. That usually means they don't get much spam :P

Or at least haven't gotten any while I'm around

I'm user #2 on a couple sites.

it all becomes clear now

@2mkgz the first thing it recommended was a homework problem from five days ago

nice :) seems like i missed something and apple mods are reading here apple.stackexchange.com/q/31037/55266

this one is attracting NAA's which are indeed answers stackoverflow.com/q/27687165/1699210

^ needs 2 more

^ Oh no! Teh codez aren't recognized!

And yes, that onebox preview shows the ENTIRE text of the question.

sure that this is not just education for flagging ? gaming.stackexchange.com/a/215956/93824

does anyone have 13,205 close votes handy? stackoverflow.com/…

oh right

order by newest IMHO

and it could use a few more keywords, like "help"

Going by newest first, starting with stackoverflow.com/q/29978539/656243

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/29906894/792066

tutorial stackoverflow.com/q/29964722/656243

I'm out. 'night all.

night :)

New git version: github.com/blog/…

@2mkgz Ah, man, I can't use it.

@hichris123 old

@Braiam ?

we are already in git 2.43 :P

[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: Ajuda para - Otimizar MySQL by Luiz Alencastro on pt.stackoverflow.com

mhmm stackoverflow.com/a/29978905/1699210

@bummi that user disclosed his affiliation. Does that make it any better?

@yellowantphil that's why I'm struggeling

I flagged it as spam before I thought about that. The answer is probably doomed.

probably counts as spam since it's that user's only contribution to the site so far

@yellowantphil IMHO not, that way anybody could flood with I'm the author, buy my product, I'm not happy with this disclosure paragraph, but that's my personal opinion

true, that would be an easy formula for spammers to follow

let's take those my vodoo doctor mail at ... it's an implicit disclosure, our I offer you a job, full disclusure

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: DISCRITE COSINE TRANSFORMATION by karthik karanam on dsp.stackexchange.com

@2mkgz :) let's hope ... maybe the disclosure paragraph should be discussed on meta again?

yes, that answer was pretty weak

@2mkgz agree, but you know of those (high rep) "spammers" who are regularly promoting their product, I've to admit I have a problem with those. We nuke the newcommers and the settled ones (with disclosure can do what they want), sometimes I refrain from flagging on those drive by spammers since high rep spam is on the same question (Some of those questions can't be closed, since they are not explicit rec).

where's that meta post with a simile about someone asking for a monument and you tell them to go to a map?

@Braiam ???

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: My iPhone 4 won't send text messages! by Bob the builder on apple.stackexchange.com

^ that triggered because of a NAA just posted to that question

!!/rmblu apple.stackexchange.com/users/120160/bob-the-builder

@hichris123 User removed from blacklist (120160 on apple.stackexchange.com).