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12:00 AM
I guess there are 🍌 people and there are 😻 people, and never the twain shall meet.
Oh this is delicious! Now everyone will use 🍌 in comments:
You're right! 🍌 — Alex M. 1 min ago
Oh boy, somebody who has confused bytes with characters. How embarrassing for them!
Bet they confuse pointers and integers, too.
I’ll let someone else point out the error of their ways, the poor dear.
 
pointers are integers too
 
@tchrist And my esteem for Lightness drops by another point.
5
 
☞0
 
@AlexisKing He’s never known what he’s talking about.
 
@tchrist There was a time when I associated Lightness's name with high quality. That time has long since passed.
 
cky
12:09 AM
@tchrist I am an SE dev, and I upvoted your post.
 
@JanDvorak int i = malloc(sizeof(struct tm)); i->tm_year = 115; /* have a nice day */
 
cky
@tchrist sizeof (struct tm)
 
> I am an SE dev, and I approve this message.
 
@cky right
 
cky
:-D
 
12:11 AM
@AlexisKing Perhaps he is working for a “dispensary” now.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Please help me about character subs? by yuuuuuukkkooo on anime.stackexchange.com
 
cky
@tchrist But honestly, I'm no fan of UTF-16. I think the whole thing is nuts. I'm a bigger fan of UTF-21. ;-)
 
@Shog9 I should have listened to you: you were so right about 🍌-a-peel to SE denizens.
 
cky
@tchrist Worst pun ever.
 
gotta know your monkeys
 
12:14 AM
@cky You probably program in Malbolge, too.
 
cky
@AlexisKing I wish. But I want to make a Scheme implementation where strings are stored in memory in UTF-21.
A 64-bit word will neatly fit 3, unlike UTF-32 where it will only fit 2. ;-)
The reality is, in modern CPU architectures, everything is read in in 64-bit units anyway.
Even a byte-level read would, behind the scenes, still read a word-worth of memory, as I understand it.
 
I'm still on 32-bit...
 
cky
@JanDvorak Isn't that like stone-age tech?
 
@cky MOAR BITS!
tchrist% perl -e 'binmode(STDOUT, ":utf8"); print chr(0xFFFF_FFFF_FFFF_FFFF)' | wc -c
Code point 0xFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF is not Unicode, may not be portable at -e line 1.
      13
 
@cky Nope. My Nokia 5230 is.
 
12:18 AM
There are a lot of things you can do with code points above the legal Unicode max of U+10_FFFF if you think about it.
However, encoding then in UTF-16 is not one of those. :)
 
cky
@tchrist I don't wanna think about it, because most of those uses would break my UTF-21 scheme.
 
heh
 
break ALL the programmer's assumptions.
 
You know about emojicryption, right?
 
12:20 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Numbers-only title: ?+?+?=30 (1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15) by Ankit Patidar on math.stackexchange.com
 
tchrist% myr < myr
🐌🐊🐘👑👏👎🐘👘👟👊🐘👌👛👎👢🐉🐖👢👌

👑👏👛🐉👏👐👎👟👙👐🐤
👑👏👛🐉👓👗👎👊👟👊👝👏🐤
👑👏👛🐉👑👐👜🐡🐤
👑👏👛🐉👋👌👛👊🐉👍👓🐑🐣👑👐👜🐡🐉🐣👏👐👚🐒🐤
👑👏👛🐉👙👞👗👎👊👗👣👛👏🐉🐋🐣👜👑👢👢🐋🐤
👑👏👛🐉👙👋👊👏👐👗👊👐🐉🐹🐷👃🐻👂🐉🐦🐧🐉👋👎👚🐉🐋👅🐪👤🐺🐮🐫👃🐻🐺🐷🐮🐵🐉🐹🐷👃🐻👂👦🐋🐤
👑👏👛🐉👙👋👊👏👐👗👊👐🐉🐫🐮🐺🐷🐉🐉🐦🐧🐉👋👎👚🐉🐋🐷🐋🐤

👐👎👄👗🐖👖🐷🐖🐶👆👄👊🐖👖👗🐖👣🐪🐖🐶🐷🐖👃👆🐤
👏🐘🐑🐗🐒🐘👙👞👎🐑👋👎👚🐑🐍🐚🐒🐉🐖🐉🐫🐮🐺🐷🐉🐔🐉🐹🐷👃🐻👂🐒🐘👝👛🐤
tchrist% cat myr
#!/usr/bin/perl -lp

use strict;
use warnings;
use utf8;
use open qw(:utf8 :std);
use charnames ":full";
use constant CAMEL => ord "\N{DROMEDARY CAMEL}";
use constant ORDA  => ord "A";

tr[a-zA-Z][n-za-mN-ZA-M];
s/(.)/chr(ord($1) - ORDA + CAMEL)/ge;
It’s rot13 for Emoji. :)
It makes for very beautiful source code.
 
Use Haskell with a ligature font :-D
 
Of course it is fully invertible. :)
tchrist% cat rym
#!/usr/bin/perl -lp

use strict;
use warnings;
use utf8;
use open qw(:utf8 :std);
use charnames ":full";
use constant CAMEL => ord "\N{DROMEDARY CAMEL}";
use constant ORDA  => ord "A";

s/(.)/chr(ord($1) + ORDA - CAMEL)/ge;
tr[a-zA-Z][n-za-mN-ZA-M];
However, what you can do is splatter those way up in the trans-astral planes and really screw with people.
For example, myr myr | myr | myr | myr produces trans-astral magic.
tchrist% myr myr | myr | myr | myr | uniquote -v | head -1
\N{U+7CFC7}\N{U+7CFC5}\N{U+7CFD3}\N{U+7D00C}\N{U+7D00A}\N{U+7D009}\N{U+7CFD3}\N{U+7D013}\N{U+7D01A}\N{U+7D005}\N{U+7CFD3}\N{U+7D007}\N{U+7D016}\N{U+7D009}\N{U+7D01D}\N{U+7CFC4}\N{U+7CFD1}\N{U+7D01D}\N{U+7D007}
Oh, not high enough yet.
But you can do it repeatedly.
tchrist% myr myr | myr | myr | myr | myr | myr | myr | myr | myr | myr | myr | myr | myr | uniquote -v | head -1
\N{U+1962F8}\N{U+1962F6}\N{U+196304}\N{U+19633D}\N{U+19633B}\N{U+19633A}\N{U+196304}\N{U+196344}\N{U+19634B}\N{U+196336}\N{U+196304}\N{U+196338}\N{U+196347}\N{U+19633A}\N{U+19634E}\N{U+1962F5}\N{U+196302}\N{U+19634E}\N{U+196338}
There, that’s above U+10_FFFF.
Remember how Wordstar used to use the high bit to mark characters because ASCII couldn't have that, and so it was stuck at ASCII? You can add 0x20_0000 to a code point to similarly mark it. That has all kinds of interesting fun.
And it keeps the UTF-16 programmers away from your code. :)
 
As well as the UTF-21 ones :-)
 
12:35 AM
@cky Actually, it isn’t as extensive as I had imagined: only 19. I’ll see what I can do to improve that number. :)
Oh, much less.
Must fix.
 
user259867
Of course! You have to have a gold tag badge.
 
user259867
<-- has only one, and even that on a meta site. :(
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Adding each item in list to end of specific lines in FASTA file by bmb242 on stackoverflow.com
 
1:07 AM
Okay, nobody called out Mr Lightness for his silly bytes thing. I hope he isn’t a programmer.
“Bytes”? Like seriously? You seem to have misunderstood Unicode. Pray tell, just which byte were you planning on storing something like € in anyway? The byte 0xA4 for € works only in the ISO-8859-15 encoding — and down that road lies madness. That € takes 3 bytes in this web page’s UTF-8, so if you had your way it would be what, 3 less in the count? Nobody should be talking about bytes, especially when calling them characters, which they aren’t. Only actual logical characters should be mentioned, not incorrect counts related to low-level bit layouts used in this or that encoding system. — tchrist 2 mins ago
Oh I see. He’s a C⁺⁺ programmer. Still a sad thing to confuse bytes with characters.
 
@tchrist As much as I endorse Unicode Everywhere™, I think it's just "C++".
Or perhaps you would prefer “C++”?
 
1:30 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Will I get raided in clash of clans if I'm not connected to WiFi? by Isaac Lara on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu spam gone
 
@hichris123 Blacklisted user.
 
user259867
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user259867
Now Jon is practicing Unicode in the sandbox...
 
user259867
Proposal: Unicode.SE site, for encoding questions and answers.
 
1:35 AM
@2mkgz You mean Encoding.SE; Unicode is a much much much much much much bigger thing than merely how one maps code point to bits.
 
@2mkgz Does that mean they're fixing things?
!xkcd latest
 
!xkcd explain 1517
None yet.
 
@AlexisKing No, actually I prefer C\v'-.1v'\h'-1p'\s-2+\h'-1p'+\s0\v'.1v'\h'-1p'.
 
erm
 
1:40 AM
Oh come on, it’s obvious.
 
@AstroCB Not necessarily. I just was curious if a comment full of bananas would drive the system crazy.
 
@JonEricson It double-counts them. Is that crazy enough for you? :)
 
SE likes to keep its users on their toes by telling them they might be fixing things.
 
Or Jon just likes bananas.
 
@AlexisKing All the original language docs from Bell Labs were almost anally consistent about using that for the language.
It renders quite nicely.
 
1:51 AM
@tchrist If a picture is worth a thousand words, this is still a bargain.
 
@JonEricson I wish my pictures could fit into a thousand words! :(
Megapixels schmegapixels.
@AlexisKing The AT&T rendering ends up looking like this:
@AlexisKing If you confess to us that you have forgotten troff in your old age, you will increase your karma.
22 hours ago, by tchrist
It's really just like with programming languages: if you haven't forgotten how many different languages you've studied and used, you haven't learned enough of them yet.
 
Which browser do I have to use to see the unicode emoji instead of squares? (ubuntu on chrome atm)
 
FF has pretty good Unicode support.
 
@JonEricson More seriously, I’ve tried to think of how the message should best be worded, and I honestly find myself fumbling around in the dark. And I even know this stuff. It is a tricky problem. If I “knew” the solution, I promise you that I would suggest it. Just complaining about things without offering fixes isn’t as helpful as patches.
 
@hichris123 But firefox has a bulky UI. :/
At least with Chrome I can gconftool /apps/metacity/general/button_layout -t string -s ":close" and get rid of the minimize/maximize and instead use dragging-to-side-or-corner-method to resize.
 
1:57 AM
@AlexisKing In a modern OpenType font, I would define a special ligature that recognized C++ and did the smart thing.
 
Hrm, now that's strange.
 
@JonEricson The only consistent solution I can think of from a low-level programming point of view is going to use worst case storage. Suppose you give a user 100 characters. Worst case is 400 bytes whether in UTF-8 or UTF-16. But the most common case is only 100 bytes in UTF-8. So your storage mechanism should not pre-allocate a 400-byte buffer for permanent storage. This becomes troublesome with SQL databases.
I just think the end-user should not be exposed to storage matters that can vary by implementation.
“A friend” recently upgraded from MySQL schema that were accidentally set to use the misnamed utf8 for the character set to using actual utf8mb4, and we they ended up bumping into a rather annoying 768-byte limit on a certain thing.
 
but I only type cats 🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱 I am close to four bytes per message
 
Cats always take four bytes. That’s so they can come back for seconds later.
 
2:06 AM
so true
 
> InnoDB has a maximum index length of 767 bytes for tables that use a COMPACT or REDUNDANT row format, so for utf8 or utf8mb4 columns, you can index a maximum of 255 or 191 characters, respectively. If you currently have utf8 columns with indexes longer than 191 characters, you will need to index a smaller number of characters.
That was not expected. Very annoying.
I recognize that programmers doing physical-layout of actual bits must absolutely keep byte sizes in mind. But I also believe that end-users should be insulated from that sort of thing.
I almost don’t want to even mention the other issue, but maybe it will help.
 
the other unicode issue is that there are only 11 cats 🐈🐱😸😹😺😻😼😽😾😿🙀
 
They’re fixing that.
Pretty sure.
 
no, I’m wrong
 
Check Unicode 8.
 
2:11 AM
🐅🐯
there are one or two more
 
When I am typing in chat, suppose I want to ping a hypothetical user named @Jo̼nathanLivingstonSeagull.
 
@Jo̼nathan does have a combining seagull flying below his o. When I backspace, it eats the entire grapheme. For UX issues, you usually want to count Jo̼nathan as 9 graphemes rather than as 10 code points or as 11 UTF-8 bytes.
 
14 cats in Unicode 7 🐈🐱😸😹😺😻😼😽😾😿🙀🐅🐯🐆
@tchrist isn’t that 8 graphemes?
 
Yes, I accidentally included the EOL grapheme. Sorry. Trying again.
GSG-01796(tchristi)% perl -CS -e 'print "Jo\N{COMBINING SEAGULL BELOW}nathan\r\n"' | uniwc
   Paras    Lines    Words   Graphs    Chars    Bytes File
       0        1        1        9       11       12 standard input
Both "o\x{33C}" and also "\r\n" each count as a single grapheme.
 
2:17 AM
 
In a regex, \X would match either, and \R would match the latter.
I am not seriously suggesting that SE should start counting \X graphemes, but if they did, this would be less confusing than separating them out.
 
People use them so infrequently, that I see no harm in counting code points instead, at least for now. With all these other LANG.stackoverflow.com sites coming online, one may wish to reconsider that. But not now.
@Braiam Could you explain?
 
I’ll protest once Unicode adds COMBINING CAT FACE WITH GRIMACE BELOW
 
@tchrist xkcd doesn't onebox if you type the url with https
SE posts works fine, same as twitter (I think)
 
2:21 AM
27
Q: Oneboxing a Stack Exchange post using HTTPS does not work

reikyoushinWhen you post a link from Stack Exchange into the chatbox using HTTPS, the link does not onebox. However, if you change the link to HTTP, it works. See the screenshot below: HTTPS URLs should onebox, too.

 
@tchrist that was fixed
 
Oh!
 
something was fixed? 😲😲😲
 
@Braiam Okay, then we had better edit it so people understand.
 
@tchrist which?
 
2:24 AM
> Version 8.0 made small adjustments to line break and other segmentation rules. In particular:
...
In UAX #29, the default sentence segmentation rules were adjusted to prevent spurious sentence breaks at full stops occurring interior to words. This is colloquially known as the "Mr.Hamster" problem.
I love the idea of the "Mr.Hamster" problem!
8
Q: XKCD oneboxing over HTTPS

PeeHaaWhen posting an xkcd link in chat, it doesn't get oneboxed when using the https version of the URI: http://xkcd.com/660/ vs https://xkcd.com/660/ The first one gets oneboxed, but the latter just displays the link.

 
39
Q: Make chat onebox HTTPS links

R. Martinho FernandesWhen I paste a link like http://www.xkcd.com/975 on chat, it promptly oneboxes the comic. However if I post the HTTPS version of that https://www.xkcd.com/975 it doesn't. This is true for all other oneboxable links from sites that let you access through HTTPS like YouTube. Can we get HTTPS links...

 
The ones closed as a duplicate of the fixed one probably need to explicitly say that they are not duplicates because they are not fixed. Or did I miss that they do so already?
 
@tchrist not sure there's something unclear...
 
We are getting a new cat in Unicode 8!!!
 
@tchrist I just flagged for that one to be [status-completed].
 
2:27 AM
@tchrist only one???
 
@yellowantphil the grumpy one
you want more?!
 
SIGN OF THE HORNS
 
2:29 AM
@bjb568 Live long and prosper.
 
meh
long is boring
later life is life wasted
 
@bjb568 Only if you waste it.
 
I honestly have been annoyed at the lack of a burrito in Unicode... it is an artifact of most emoji coming from Japan
 
🤘
 
I think we can all agree this is the most urgent bug awaiting a fix:
7
Q: Area 51 commitment onebox typo

michaelb958 That should be "committers", with an extra t.

 
2:30 AM
I’m glad they’re rectifying that in Unicode 8
 
🦁 boo, my font doesn't have that
 
where are you finding the new list?
 
la la la
 
all I have is a preliminary list with no codepoints
 
oh, I didn’t know the charts were out already
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: nike roshe run flyknit & nike roshe run uomo? by xuxudong on meta.stackexchange.com
 
in case anyone has a font from the future: 🍾
boo, I do not have one
 
2:37 AM
what, unicode is allowed in titles now?
 
Usually George Douros comes out with these early. users.teilar.gr/~g1951d/Proposals.pdf
@Roombatron5000 All titles are in Unicode, my child.
 
user259867
@Roombatron5000 There are no special character restrictions on titles. Remember Korean spam that broke the server?
 
beware, bananas make me go bonkers , brings out inner ape in me
 
I keep pushing for MacRoman, but they never listen.
 
@tchrist why aren’t those glyphs in Symbola yet?! whyyyyyyyyyy
 
2:41 AM
@2mkgz oh i see, first time actually seeing it appear correctly in title then
 
it looks like he drew them already. Those aren’t the reference glyphs from the Unicode site
 
@yellowantphil Maybe he just hasn’t gotten there yet? I am sure he will. I wonder what the 2015-03-08 release of Symbola added.
 
> I will only answer feature requests that include a smiley face in the title. - Shog9
 
@tchrist I don’t know, but my Symbola package was built after that, and I don’t have lions
 
PIty.
He’ll get there.
 
2:42 AM
I will just appreciate the other cats, in the meantime 🐈🐱😸😹😺😻😼😽😾😿🙀🐅🐯🐆🦁
there is a bonus lion at the end of that text, so come back in a couple months and behold its majesty
 
So I see.
 
my browser is showing blank glyphs instead of boxes or �... this seems bad
 
How’s your levitating businessman?
 
Hush little spammers, don't post words, Smokey's gonna to detect your vitriolic turds
 
2:45 AM
I forget the real name for that
uninames does not help
 
🕴
@yellowantphil I have to update it to 7.
 
is that why uniprops 🕴 doesn’t tell me the name?
 
Yes.
Well maybe.
 
oh 😲
 
Right.
 
2:47 AM
I thought it wasn’t really named LEVITATING, and I got no results for that
 
It thinks it is unassigned.
 
might as well go straight to Unicode 8
 
Agree.
 
if only it were a cat in a business suit levitating
 
Unicode 7 added 250 emoji, holy cow!
 
2:49 AM
and only a couple dozen for Unicode 8?
I want the emoji plane
 
Right.
 
1Exxxx is open, isn’t it?
 
Dunno, hafta look at the roadmap.
 
doesn’t show emoji
unless I am blind
I am blind
emoji is SMP
 
Also.
 
2:52 AM
I propose plane 13 for emoji
 
0x1E_0000 is above 0x10_FFFF.
 
umm... yes. I propose a new standard based on UTF-8
where we fill all the rest of the possible values with cats
 
U+Dxxxx has plenty of room for emoji
 
2:58 AM
There are infinitely many possible pictograms.
Therefore, there will never be enough room. Ever.
 
65,000 emoji is probably a good start though
 
3:12 AM
Hey, does anyone know what happens if you use a #3 pencil on one of those bubble sheet test things?
starts timer
 
certain doom
 
> If you have a broom stick with lead in it then you can you use it on your test
 
user259867
@Undo Timer until xkcd post? Maybe some users are a bit tired of the oneboxes...
 
"Miss Lenhart, is this an acceptable pencil?"
@2mkgz Maybe, but still this is unbelievable.
 
s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x‌​̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x‌​̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x‌​̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x‌​̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x‌​̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x‌​̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿
Ahah! Caught them again! The naughty programmers!
Star that and it will be even fuglier.
 
x\N{ZERO WIDTH NON-JOINER}\N{ZERO WIDTH SPACE}\N{COMBINING DOUBLE LOW LINE}\N{COMBINING DOUBLE OVERLINE}
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Qantas94Heavy Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
3:30 AM
They’ve broken up the grapheme with their \N{ZERO WIDTH NON-JOINER}\N{ZERO WIDTH SPACE}. However, ZWS is not a valid Grapheme_Base code point.
Gonna have to count graphemes.
Plus what is this 80 character thing for anyway?
Not all code points have the same width.
ThisIsNotAtAllAsWideAsYouThink12345567890123455678901234556789012345567890123455‌​67890123455678901234556789012345567890
Those are wide characters.
So two columns each.
If you are going to break things up every 80 columns, you need to do so after 40 of them.
This will affect the Japanese site.
Oh, crap, so will everything.
I bet they are not taking the East Asian Width character properties into account.
Who wants to bet me? :)
 
I bet one million Zimbabwean dollars
 
I feel richer already.
tchrist% unichars -gs '\pM' '\p{scx=Kana}'
U+3099 ‭ ○゙ GC=Mn SC=Inherited    COMBINING KATAKANA-HIRAGANA VOICED SOUND MARK
U+309A ‭ ○゚ GC=Mn SC=Inherited    COMBINING KATAKANA-HIRAGANA SEMI-VOICED SOUND MARK
Uh oh.
So the Japanese site will have both the EAW issue and the Mn issue.
 
time for another meta post?
 
Or three.
I can find Unicode bugs all day if I set my mind to it.
I’ll make a deal.
Fix the 𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄 bug and I’ll give it a six-month moratorium. :)
 
my top priority is the cat bug 🐱
 
3:44 AM
Oh, you can elicit the cat bug with my username.
𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹‌​𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇�‌​�𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸‌​𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃�‌​�𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹‌​𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇𐍂𐌹𐍃𐍄𐌸𐍇�‌​�𐌹𐍃𐍄
2
Boy that sucks.
Now star it and it will suck some more.
That one is the same as the cat bug.
Not allowing me to use a valid pure-alphabetic username is another bug.
That’s the one I want fixed.
 
pretty sure they would let me use Greek
but yellowantφιλ looks weird
 
Guess what?
They’re adding lowercase Cherokee syllables.
 
Yaya, did 2500m/s in ksp
 
I should know something about Cherokee, but I don’t
@bjb568 wot
 
@yellowantphil ho
 
3:50 AM
herbal space program
 
greenhouses in space
people around here do 2500 m/s on the interstate
75 mph in Wyoming feels astonishingly slow
 
@yellowantphil wot /wɒt/, v. arch. Etymology: var. of wit v.1, due to the carrying over of the preterite-present stem wō̧t (earlier and northern wāt) into other parts of the verb. The substitution occurs first in the 2nd pers. sing. (wāt, wō̧t for wāst, wō̧st) and the plur. (for wĭten) of the present tense, and appears in northern texts from the end of the 13th century. The infin. woten occurs early in the 15th cent., and wotte, wote, wot in the 16th, together with the pres. pple. wotting.
 
wō̧t
wot is wotting
dialectal, chiefly British : to have knowledge of : know
wait, “know” like... umm
 
1887 Morris Odyss. xiv. 451 ― And neither the Queen nor Laertes the Elder were wotting of this.
 
perhaps other kingdoms that we wot not of
Adam wotted his wife?
 
3:55 AM
1818 Scott Hrt. Midl. xi, ― Let her know that he she wots of remained here··expecting to see her.
1879 E. Arnold Lt. Asia viii. 22 ― The ant wots of its ways, The white doves know them well.
wot wot old chap
wot ho bessie
 
I thought that would be too obscure for MW, but it is not
I wot that now
huh, even the MW Collegiate has it
I wot nothing 😲
 
@yellowantphil 1874 Motley John of Barneveld xi. II. 30 ― ‘Don’t forget to caress the old gentleman you wot of,’ said the Advocate frequently.
 
@tchrist no thank you :-|
 
@yellowantphil It’s a basic word.
To wit.
 
to wot
 
3:57 AM
What do you think to wit actually means?
 
hmmm a wit is a wot
 
to wit is: To have cognizance or knowledge of; to be aware of; to know (as a fact or an existing thing). a. with simple obj.: = know
 
same as wot
wit wot wit wot
 
1530 Tindale Gen. xx. 6, ― I wot it well that thou dydest it in purenesse of thi herte.
1591 Shaks. 1 Hen. VI, ii. v. 16 ― As witting I no other comfort haue.
1724 Ramsay Tea-t. Misc. (1733) I. 8, ― I wat on him she did na gloom.
1816 Scott Old Mort. v, ― Well wot I thou hast not heard the call of a true preacher.
1899 Century Mag. Dec. 300/2 ― They··witting little that the tide has long since turned.
Yes, wit and wat and wot.
know
 
I have no wat in MW
 
3:59 AM
It is an inflection.
 
not one sanctioned by MW
 
Who cares?
MW is dumb.
See the OED.
 
Look up dumb. You’ll see that they give MW as a synonym.
 
the OED used to measure their length in terms of Webster’s Unabridgeds
 
4:00 AM
> wit, v.1 arch. exc. in legal use: see 10 c (b).
Pres. t. wot (Sc. and north. dial. wat); pa. t. and pple. wist. Forms: see below.

Etymology: A Com. Teut. preterite-present verb: OE. witan, 1st and 3rd sing. pres. ind. wát, 2nd pers. wást, pl. witon, pa. t. wisse, wiste, pa. pple. ʒewiten, OFris. wita, wêt, *wast, *witon, witen and witath, wiste (mod.Fris. dialects have various analogical forms, e.g. pa. pple. wist, wust), OS. witan, wêt, wêst, witun, wissa (MLG., MDutch wêten, weet, weets, weten, wiste, gheweten, LG., Dutch weten), OHG. wiȥȥan, wiȥan, weiȥ, wiȥ(ȥ)umês, wiȥ(ȥ)un, wissa, w
 
because they were jealous!!!!
 
There are some of your forms.
 
MW has never been a historical or especially dialectal dictionary
and don’t say an historical or I’ll give you wat for
 
"Dialectal"?
 
sense 2 in MW
look it up
but to make you happy, I edited it
 
4:03 AM
I have no use for MW apart from the old out of date unabrogated.
 
3rd
No, 2nd.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Mandarin Vanilla lotion French by laurawalkiya on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
hard to call that out of date... there is no newer version
 
It is old.
 
4:04 AM
must be 2nd
 
Yes.
 
the really old Webster’s definitions are funny
like 1823 or thereabouts
 
No 3rd is 1961
 
and there is no 4th
 
I wasn't even born in 61.
 
4:05 AM
people still cling to the 2nd
the 3rd was too liberal, or innovative, or something
 
It had curse words in it.
And it eschewed IPA.
Makes you want to kick somebody.
And not for the cursing.
 
and ain’t in the 3rd... probably not 2nd but I don’t know
 
People were angered over ain’t. Idiots.
 
they ditched IPA to preserve local pronunciation differences
 
No excuse.
IPA can handle that.
 
4:06 AM
I wasn’t aware they had ever used IPA, actually
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@InfiniteRecursion Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
Night!
 
🐱
🌛
 
user259867
4:20 AM
Gamification and big data ... that's it, the site has served its purpose of collecting tired buzzwords. tar -zcvf -plz
 
Oh good, I don’t have to file a bug after all. It is already there.
@TimStone In the case of splitting up graphemes, it is indeed erroneously inserted. It must only be inserted between graphemes so it does not separate the combining character from its base: s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳‌​̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳‌​̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳‌​̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳‌​̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿s̳̿e̳̿x̳̿. — tchrist 1 min ago
Hm, the chat mess-up is a bit different from the comment mess-up.
 
4:41 AM
Morning!
 
Morning!
 
Morning!
 
Morning!
 
Morning!
 
user259867
> Worst hour of screwing I ever had. instagram.com/p/2CgPheoHjF -- Anna Lear at 5:42 PM - 28 Apr 2015 via Twitter
 
user259867
4:48 AM
 
1 more cv require ^
 
@inf isn't it^ POB ?
closed.
 

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