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12:00 AM
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected: 7172340985 @JasonC. This is really dumb by lkjhgfdsa on beer.stackexchange.com
 
@JasonC^
 
err... SO welcomes this kind of Q?
 
user259867
Should we try calling that number now?
 
@Frank It worked, lol
 
12:05 AM
of course that works!
 
@Rafflesiaarnoldii go ahead, it's in my area code (717), but not mine, not sure who it'll be.
@JasonC That was fun.
 
user259867
Conclusion: @ is not parsed within onebox, but bot messages are regular messages, so @ works.
 
@Rafflesiaarnoldii A 1 rep user can talk to us, if he wants, then.
 
@Frank there have been cases
 
12:16 AM
@Braiam example?
 
@Frank above?
 
I'm going to watch a movie, any recommendations?
I hate looking for movies.
(I'm talking streaming of course)
 
Fantastic Mr. Fox is a 2009 American stop-motion animated comedy film based on the Roald Dahl children's novel of the same name. The film is about a fox who steals food each night from three mean and wealthy farmers. They are fed up with Mr. Fox's theft and try to kill him, so they dig their way into the foxes' home, but the animals are able to outwit the farmers and live underground. Produced by Indian Paintbrush and Regency Enterprises, and released in the autumn of 2009, the film features the voices of George Clooney, Meryl Streep, Jason Schwartzman, Bill Murray, Willem Dafoe, Michael Gambon...
hysterical
 
… ohkey…
 
user259867
Hard to suggest something without specification, and not knowing what you saw already.
 
user259867
12:23 AM
Good Will Hunting is an 1997 American drama film directed by Gus Van Sant and starring Robin Williams, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Minnie Driver, and Stellan Skarsgård. Written by Affleck and Damon, and with Damon in the title role, the film follows 20-year-old South Boston laborer Will Hunting, an unrecognized genius who, as part of a deferred prosecution agreement after assaulting a police officer, becomes a patient of a therapist (Williams) and studies advanced mathematics with a renowned professor (Skarsgård). Through his therapy sessions, Will re-evaluates his relationships with his best friend...
 
user259867
^ one of the very first movies I watched in English. Wasn't easy with all the Boston accept.
 
Kitty is a 1945 film, a fictional costume drama set in London during the 1780s, directed by Mitchell Leisen, based on the novel of the same name by Rosamond Marshall (published in 1943), with a screenplay by Karl Tunberg. It stars Paulette Goddard, Ray Milland, Constance Collier (in a witty performance), Patric Knowles, Reginald Owen, and Cecil Kellaway as the English painter Thomas Gainsborough. Another major artist depicted is Sir Joshua Reynolds, played by Gordon Richards. == Plot introduction == In a broad interpretation of George Bernard Shaw's Pygmalion story line, the film tells the rags...
 
@Frank I watched the trailer… It feels fake.
IDK what's even going on.
@Rafflesiaarnoldii watched it already
 
I thought it was funny - but dumb.
 
is this a sock of yours bjb stackoverflow.com/users/2296997/4m1r ?
 
12:28 AM
Nah, just some dude who stole my pic.
 
'dude'? How do you know it's not 'dudess'?
 
dudette, newb
 
@bjb568 dudette =/= small dude. 'ette' means smaller/miniature.
 
Don't care. Female "dudes" are "dudettes".
By rule of law.
 
user259867
Dude is an American English slang term for an individual. It typically applies to males, although the word can encompass all genders. Dude is an old term, recognized by multiple generations although potentially with slightly different meanings. From the 1870s to the 1960s, dude primarily meant a person who dressed in an extremely fashion-forward manner (a dandy) or a citified person who was visiting a rural location but stuck out (a city slicker). In the 1960s, dude evolved to mean any male person, a meaning that slipped into mainstream American slang in the 1970s. Current slang retains at least...
 
12:33 AM
@bjb568 wrong, down-starred.
 
user259867
the word can encompass all genders
 
@Rafflesiaarnoldii Yeah, that's not what we're pointlessly arguing about.
 
@Rafflesiaarnoldii If you trust wiki.
 
UR WRONG FRANK
@Frank IF U DONT UR WONG
 
IM RITE UR RONG CAT
 
12:34 AM
NO IM RITE
 
NOW UR ON THE DEFENSIV
 
@bjb568 are you going to a theater or just browse it?
 
@Braiam he said streaming, so...
 
17 mins ago, by bjb568
(I'm talking streaming of course)
 
@bjb568 Snowpiercer
through is R...
 
12:36 AM
So?
 
Bittorrent...
 
user259867
@bjb568 Another random movie suggestion: Scent of a Woman (1992 film)
 
bookmark for later use: bjb movie search
(so I can search transcript later)
 
... O_O
 
12:38 AM
 
@Frank Google will now my grandfather's name with that url... not going near that url
BTW @bjb, you can bookmark conversations and just check them in your user profile
 
Sounds complicated.
 
Just got a 1999 Dodge ram 4x4 1500 SLT laramie quad cab for $3000 dollars.
 
how does 1999 smell like? fresh air?
 
@cVplZ its a nice truck.
 
12:52 AM
i want a truck
 
Red is a 2010 American action comedy film inspired by the limited comic book series of the same name created by Warren Ellis and Cully Hamner and published by the DC Comics imprint Homage. The film stars Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich, Mary-Louise Parker, Helen Mirren and Karl Urban, with German film director Robert Schwentke directing a screenplay by Jon Hoeber and Erich Hoeber. In the film version, the title is derived from the designation of former CIA Agent Frank Moses (Bruce Willis), meaning "Retired and Extremely Dangerous". The film was released on October 15, 2010. A sequel...
^ That's what I'm watching
 
@cVplZ The power is awesome.
5.9 liter v8 engine.
 
nice!
 
leaves as people are talking about physical objects again
 
It feels kinda weird to star things from the popup menu instead of the star icon.
So much... classier or something.
 
12:59 AM
@cVplZ 12 mpg.
down to 3.5 mpg off-road.
 
not so nice !
 
3.5 mpg OF BLOOD MWAHAHAHAHA
Man that'd be so badass.
The truck would need dragon wings and lots of flames too.
 
You're weird.
 
Aw, yeah man, and you carry around like, a giant... gardening tool, and ... garden ... bad guys. Or something. With lightning bolts.
It's not weird it's SO METAL.
 
28
Q: Word for a task which is flawed or doomed to failure but which you have to do anyway?

Marky MarkI'm looking for a word which describes a task which I think is poorly designed and will lead to either mediocre results or failure, but which I have to do anyway, especially in a work setting. The word "Dilbertian" comes to mind, however this word is obviously made up and is only meaningful to ...

 
1:05 AM
@Frank You could call yourself something awesome, like, GARDENÖR.
FUCKIN' SWEET!
 
0
A: Pangram (C Program) not printing results correctly

Marc SantosThis is perfect, im in university and am doing the same assignment. Will be copying this hopefully were not in same uni lmfao.

naa ^
 
@JasonC Haha!
 
-1
A: How do two atomic formulas unify?

StellajrWoaah are you in csc324 ? Im doing the assignment now as well stellla ;)

naa ^
alcohol is bad kids
 
@cVplZ BAHAHAHA!
Those were stories like I tell.
 
Haha, I kind of want to upvote it.
-2
A: view size is different between simulator and device

user4283230lol you like waffles man I ate some poop too bro

Same dude.
Now I'm just annoyed.
 
1:20 AM
@JasonC That one isn't even funny.
 
Yeah he should have retired in his prime.
 
@cVplZ yeah, do abusive, not naa.
 
@Frank i did abusive, that's how it let me review that naa
33minutes and still there...
 
@Frank Lots of entirely useless folks in the Tavern as per that definition..hichris123, DroidDev, Sam and myself :P
 
now I have only 50 flags left today already...
@InfiniteRecursion what definition?
 
user259867
Yes, there is. Also, congratulations! — Jason C 1 min ago
 
1:50 AM
> If you have over 5k rep somewhere, you're not entirely useless.
 
user259867
I suddenly want to propose an SE site for best ways of dealing with big ugly spiders.
 
@Rafflesiaarnoldii Make friends with them. They eat flying things that bite you.
THEN THEY LAY THEIR EGGS IN YOUR FACE WHILE YOU SLEEP.
Which, by the way, is also TOTALLY METAL!
 
@InfiniteRecursion That does not logically mean that all those who have less rep are entirely useless.
@JasonC How much did you drink tonight?
:/
 
@Frank I've been sitting on the couch drinking gatorade all day...
 
@JasonC I think it's affecting you...
 
1:56 AM
I think I just need a proper vacation.
But I mean
You can't argue that that stuff isn't pretty metal.
Let's be real, here.
Oh you know what it is, I went on a Dinosaur Comics binge last night. I bet it's soaked in.
 
@Rafflesiaarnoldii: Please send the big ugly spiders to Jason's place. For science!
 
And for great justice.
 
@InfiniteRecursion yeah! Great idea.
 
Crap. I think I just missed a golden opportunity for a joke about somebody's mom. Not sure but I get the feeling that I did.
Received rude/offensive flags on over 50 comments, and greater than 90% of total comments.
 
2:12 AM
Do abnormally long posts get automatic flags?
 
@Frank yes
 
@Braiam How many characters? Is there a meta post about it?
So no one knows?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive title detected: HTACCESS What in the fuck? by wallybanger on stackoverflow.com
 
Lol.
I got this.
 
1
Q: How many characters will tip the post?

FrankI hear that abnormally long posts get automatic flags, but I can't find anything on the exact number of characters that will make it flag-worthy. What is the number?

 
2:30 AM
 
user273376
@Braiam now, I am a tad worried, as I posted a nice detailed (long) answer to a question ... took me 2 hours
 
@SabreTooth It wasn't even 5000 chars long.
 
user273376
i am a slow typer and cartoons were on the TV
 
@SabreTooth I
am
slow
typer
a
too.
 
user273376
in Soviet Stack Exchange, typing slows you!
 
2:42 AM
@SabreTooth I just asked a meta question about the actual number.
 
user273376
i upvoted said question
 
user273376
and favourited said question
 
@SabreTooth I didn't.
 
user273376
I still wonder if earning 13 revival badges (out of 34) is a worrisome thing
 
@SabreTooth It still isn't.
 
user273376
2:46 AM
do I get cake for it?
 
@SabreTooth you get a badge.
 
user273376
13 in fact
 
user259867
 
user259867
@SabreTooth Don't worry about it. (^ my profile)
 
@SabreTooth I have 19.
 
user273376
2:47 AM
@Rafflesiaarnoldii challenge accepted ;p
 
On GL.
 
user273376
so no cake?
 
My average answer length is 1289 characters.
 
@Frank How do you find that?
 
2:49 AM
That includes markup though.
 
@JasonC Of course.
 
user273376
nom nom nom
 
user273376
I wonder how many revival badges Jon Skeet has?
 
user273376
YES!! Jon Skeet only has 6 revival badges on SO!!! I win... well... sort of
 
user259867
It's also easy to beat Jon Skeet in the number of bounties offered.
 
user273376
isn't it illegal or sacrelige to speak of Jon Skeet like this?
 
@SabreTooth Ha! He's merely a human...
 
Hm, my average is 1502. That's kinda verbose.
 
user259867
@Frank That's a nice query. My average is 854, but math is a condensed language. More disconcerting is that the query shows there are only 1443 users with 50+ answers, on a site (Math) with 359,000 questions. And that includes a bunch of my sockpuppets former accounts.
 
@bjb568 It was good.
 
2:55 AM
@bjb568 quit talking to yourself. :P
 
:P
 
user259867
Oct 30 at 5:58, by Weapon of Choice
Sad fact: the 2nd most-often downvoted user on SO is Jon Skeet.
 
user259867
@SabreTooth Also a sacrilege?
 
user273376
@Rafflesiaarnoldii WHAT!!!?!?!
 
@Rafflesiaarnoldii I neever downvote Jon.
 
user273376
2:57 AM
@Rafflesiaarnoldii omg! I thought if you downvoted Jon Skeet that you'd get sucked into a vorte (you know, where your socks disappear too)...
 
user259867
This is the query. S.Lott is in the 1st place, but Jon Skeet is not far behind.
 
@SabreTooth Not too bad, he was only downvoted 1625 times.
 
user273376
@Frank oh, is that all
 
user259867
Frank was downvoted 4 times on GL.
 
Shortest answers on SO.
 
user273376
2:59 AM
@Rafflesiaarnoldii that is definitely illegal
 
@Rafflesiaarnoldii Not so bad, for 20k.
 
user273376
@bjb568 and he got a gold for stackoverflow.com/questions/2217560/…
 
user259867
But it could be 8 rep points more!
 
user273376
some religious people came to my door... I said I would downvote them if they would not reference their claims... I may have been on here for too long and closed (the door) for being off topic
 
@SabreTooth I usually flag them for mod attention.
 
user273376
3:06 AM
I put telemarketers on hold for spamming
 
@SabreTooth I put them on hold for being ot.
 
I FLAG SPAM AS SPAM!
 
Very loudly, i see.
 
user273376
I run around wearing boxer shorts on my head... oh wait..
 
That's just weird.
 
user273376
3:10 AM
@bjb568 WHAT?? can't hear you?
 
I FLAG SPAM AS SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
user273376
@Frank good exercise though
 
user273376
@bjb568 WHAT?????
 
I… F-L-A-G… S-P-A-M… A-S… S-P-A-M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
user273376
@bjb568 no need to shout, heard you the first time... [hides]
 
3:12 AM
:P
 
@SabreTooth Hey, what are you doing behind me?
I may be a big tree, but..
 
user273376
boo!
 
user273376
@Frank need to pee...
2
 
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@SabreTooth HEY!!
Can someone wash me off now?
With pure water?
 
user273376
3:14 AM
ahhhh much better...
 
This guy is gross.
 
user273376
and this is me on a good day
 
@SabreTooth I'll keep that in mind next time you ping me on ES chat...
 
user273376
@bjb568 what? were you whispering something?
 
user273376
@Frank 'ping'.... yes, we'll go with that.....
 
3:16 AM
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:P Ok, enough of that now.
 
user273376
@bjb568 you were saying?
 
(i wasnt saying anything)
 
@bjb568 Line wrap fail.
 
^^^
 
@JasonC Get a bigger display.
 
3:18 AM
I'd need a bigger lap.
 
user273376
@JasonC suuuuuuuuuuuuuure
 
user273376
hey @Frank
4
 
user259867
Zooming out in Chrome fixes the linewrapping, too.
 
3:21 AM
 
@Rafflesiaarnoldii because Chrome sucks...
 
user273376
@Braiam GASP!
 
@SabreTooth wut...someone starred that.
 
user259867
? I meant it renders bjb's art correctly, without the extra linewrap.
 
user273376
@Frank nothing
 
3:22 AM
Lol
 
@SabreTooth Hey, you around?
2
Guess not.
 
@bjb568 Hey
 
user273376
@Frank yes, I am very round, but are on a diet and go to the gym..... oh wait.... yes, I am
 
Wut - someone starred that too.
@SabreTooth Got a second?
 
@JasonC Haaay
 
3:23 AM
@Frank WE EACH GET ONE.
 
user273376
I have several seconds, a few minutes and complementary hours
 
Aw
 
@SabreTooth Hiya
2
 
user273376
G'DAY!
2
 
@SabreTooth You know you don't get as much retail for seconds.
Is anyone here?
3
 
user273376
3:24 AM
@Frank true, but they make good trade for ear wax
 
@Frank I'm here, Frank. Are you?
 
Our star wall looks so... forlorn
5
 
STAR WARZ!! (I win, cause I use the most stars.) :)
 
user273376
I'll check.... "Hey! anyone? you here??"
 
MUAHAHAHAHA!
 
3:26 AM
@SabreTooth I'm here.
 
@Anyone you around?
2
 
user273376
yes, yes you are @bjb568
2
 
I am!
 
MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF STARS!
 
user273376
I am actually sneaking up to @Frank, need to pee again.... and he is a tree after all...
2
 
3:27 AM
It's the server's fault.
 
Can I… poop?
 
@bjb568 NEGATIVE.
2
 
@SabreTooth tries to run off, but is rooted to the ground
 
user273376
@Frank so you can't run at any speed?
 
 
3:29 AM
poop?
 
user273376
all this toilet humour, you huys are disgusting
 
huyshuyshuys
 
user259867
define:huys
 
f(g(h(x)))
 
@Frank Welcome to my Pants. Notice there is "P" in them. Let's keep it that way.
 
user273376
3:31 AM
@JasonC clean up on aisle 3
 
Oh should I say welcome to my pants instead?
Yes
 
@JasonC peepee
 
user273376
I can see a CM coming in here and getting peed off
 
@SabreTooth huys?
 
@SabreTooth s/off/on
 
user259867
3:32 AM
@JasonC Are there ants in your pants, too?
 
@Rafflesiaarnoldii Yes. Notice them. Let's keep it that way.
 
user273376
so the ants are swimming in pee?
 
expects flood of blue blood soon
 
No they're just hanging out next to it, I guess.
 
da hell, computer?
Now the NSA will want me.
 
user273376
3:34 AM
@bjb568 already do
 
@bjb568 The first version was WAY MORE METAL
 
:O
 
@JasonC Your aunts?
 
That's one way to characterize aunts.
 
Aunts in my pants
 
user273376
3:35 AM
*throws a sock at @Rafflesiaarnoldii
 
-25
A: Fix a Git detached head?

Faker1982Delete the local folder of your repo and clone it back to your hdd to fix it.

User has most downvotes per chars.
 
user273376
@bjb568 that is an impressively bad answer - and I have no idea what he is talking about
 
rm -rf / and then restore your hard drive from your backup — Danny Oct 24 at 15:20
Lol.
 
doesn't downvote
 
user273376
mentally downvoting as he is not a member of SO
 
3:40 AM
downvotes and flags all Sabre Tooth's posts and reports his profile
 
user273376
lol
 
@SabreTooth For real, man, not funny. >:|
 
user273376
@Frank awww
 
user273376
so, who likes ice cream?
 
@ChrisF If you want meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/268597/… to be the canonical reference for that type of question (which I support) you should be consistent and do it to all of them. meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/261941/… is definitely not a good reference source in any case.
 
3:46 AM
@SabreTooth ME!
 
user273376
@Frank same here - caramel with macadamia
 
@SabreTooth I hate pistachio ice cream.
 
user273376
i once tasted pumpkin flavoured ice cream
 
@SabreTooth I have some.
rong room
 
user273376
HEY! I found my marbles! I lost them ages ago
 
3:53 AM
@SabreTooth I lost mine as an infant.
 
I had a thing
 
user273376
mine are in a jar net to ars for my soul, esteem and faith in the world
 
Where the marbles rolled down it. From when I was really little, that I'm just remembering now. That's about all I remember. It was green.
 
user273376
and fluffy?
 
No it was made of wood.
Non-fluffy wood.
 
user273376
3:56 AM
thats probably a very good thing
 
Things are so much kewler with hidden files.
 
@JasonC I had one too, iirc.
 
TIL: never to feed Shog after midnight
 
user273376
don't expose Shog to bright lights either
 
user273376
hey @Frank
3
 
4:07 AM
hey
 
hey
 
user273376
yeh
 
@SabreTooth wuttep?
 
user273376
your fly is undone
 
People should just not wear pants.
 
user273376
4:14 AM
togas?
 
Eh, better.
Nothing is what I was thinking of.
 
user273376
pantaloons?
 
@bjb568 Some people should probably not wear nothing.
 
user273376
every time I take my shirt off, someone shrieks "YETI!"
 
@JasonC Um… who?
 
4:18 AM
@bjb568 Most of peopleofwalmart.com
 
… they go die in hole
Except for turtle dude. Turtle dude kewl.
 
user273376
ALL HAIL TURTLE DUDE!!!
 
user273376
well, there goes my plans!
 
I know, right
 
user273376
4:27 AM
but note, they say nothing about underwear money!
 
This conversation is too far gone for me to participate...
 
user273376
nah, it is just an observation
 
user273376
so, where is everyone's top site?
 
Top site? As in what?
 
user273376
which site you have most rep in
 
4:37 AM
SO
 
user273376
ES
 
so
@SabreTooth Hey, nice loop hole
Still accepting crotch and butt money.
 
user273376
@JasonC teehee
 
Lol, butts
 
butts!
 
user273376
4:41 AM
how crass
 
5:01 AM
It's so much better here on the weekends.
 
5:13 AM
It isn't about weekends, it's about evolution.
Aug 31 at 11:44, by rene
@Bart We need a new word for that: Evolution!
Sam, Patrick, Jan, Uni and I...all of us talk less nowadays...so no one disturbs you :)
 
5:30 AM
:)
 
5:57 AM
Night!
 
Not the kind of spam I'd expect from Drupal
 
user259867
New topic, new format: shorter and to the point. Also tailored to the audience. They are getting more clever.
 
Good Afternoon!
 
user259867
It's deep night in here...
 
It's shallow day here
 
6:49 AM
flagged SPAM
 

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