Yeah, also I don't like talking about programming with strangers. Usually airplane buddy conversation is: "What do you do? I'm a programmer. What do you program in? C++ and Java. Cool, I don't know what those are, I was just being polite and I'm going to sleep now."
But this one was "What do you do? I'm a programmer. What do you program in? C++ and Java. OMG C++ RANT I WROTE PERL BOOKS." :'(
"This question appears to be off-topic because you forgot to look at, yet alone include, the most useful and basic debugging information available to you."
I also wouldn't mind if clippy popped in to the question form and said, "It looks like you've included a stack trace. Pasted code does not contain line numbers. Please consider marking the indicated line in the massive code wall you are about to post, you fucking idiot."