12:04 AM
@Shog9 I hate those... with all my soul

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12:14 AM
I picked a wrong time to bring up the comments under Doorknob's first question: Shog9 nuked a couple of them, including the one I linked. (Someone said something to the effect of "my first downvote here"; quite an achievement. That user even now has only 44 downvotes on SO, versus 24800 upvotes).

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: ERROR. MVC DEPLOY TO FILEZILLA by Zaz on stackoverflow.com

12:42 AM
@Rafflesiaarnoldii: Atleast we found out that he was a picklish doorknob
@PicklishDoorknob: Use your new power wisely. — trashgod Mar 2 '12 at 19:28

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Interesting. What does "picklish" mean, anyway?

Don't know, but PicklishDoorknob sounds funny.

Maybe it's like "ticklish", but with pickles?

I didn't wake up yet, just came to check hichris123's ping. I will ignore all the ???s

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It's mildly interesting to browse first posts by top users. Jon Skeet's first answer wasn't accepted! Darin Dimitrov's first post was a question!

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12:57 AM
Any follow up? (Sorry for impatience) — Rafflesia arnoldii 1 min ago

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^ Notice me not flagging as NAA, but trying to salvage the answer. :)

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I found a picture of Doorknob, back from the days when he was picklish:

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sniffs furever aloooone
No group to activity with.
And why's it sideways?! >:(

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1:15 AM
I like part (d), sounds like fun. It would be even better if they gave the graph of a function (without any formula) and asked for a sketch of the graph of f'.

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Also, a cellphone pic turned sideways looks like a typical Math.SE question.
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@Rafflesiaarnoldii E is better: An algebraic proof of D. You get cos/root(cos^2) which is |sec|
Wait, no it isn't.

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Well your picture cut if off >:(

It's cos/root(cos^2) = cos/|cos| = flippityflopfunctionsquarewavething

@InfiniteRecursion ... when did I ping you? looks I ping so many people. ;P
oh right my comment.

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1:25 AM
If sign / signum / sgn function is a thing in your course, I would use that to state the answer to (e).

@hichris123 :(

@InfiniteRecursion It has cool graphs! ;)

Graphs are boring

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No they are not. Hm, putting bold outside of link []() breaks the link? Works on the sites.

@InfiniteRecursion -1 NARQ (not a real question). ;P

1:39 AM
I never asked a real question. I only ask meta questions @hichris123 :P

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Woohoo Mortarboard on Meta. A lot of familiar names there.

@InfiniteRecursion ... and then I ask meta questions about those meta questions. ;)

looks for spam to post on Earth Science

DON'T YOU DARE!
has finger on destroy button :P

I GOT SCARED
PicklishDoorknob looks like a chocolate doorknob.
@Rafflesiaarnoldii: Should I give your answer the tiny bounty now, or wait for a week so that the post gets more attention?

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1:47 AM
@InfiniteRecursion If you wait it will get more exposure, which would be nice.

@Rafflesiaarnoldii Doesn't matter, nobody actually grades the homework :P But kewl, why isn't that built into programming langs?

@bjb568 it is

@JanDvorak RLY?

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JavaScript has it, and I'm sure most others do.

1:54 AM
Oh, ECMA6, that's why I didn't know about it.

@Rafflesiaarnoldii mmm... MDN is slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Actually, JavaScript is not a simple check. The browser support is very partial.

Yeap.

OK... ES6: check

1:56 AM
Chrome/ium: check; Firefox: check; others: who cares?

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> This function has 5 kinds of return values, 1, -1, 0, -0, NaN, which represent "positive number", "negative number", "positive zero", "negative zero" and NaN respectively.

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Don't tell that to your math teacher.

2:11 AM
Hhh.. it seems I have a COI with a 20k+ rep user on Android Enthusiasts who doesn't really like duplicate flag.
This and this questions are dupe to this...

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Let's start a new Meta.SO about why users choose attractive female avatars in order to spam...

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https://www.google.com/search?q=mirana+kerr&tbm=isch&imgil=FhxUy39oCF804M%253A%253BFh0op8-PbE2ceM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.beauty.al%25252Ftag%25252Fmodele%25252F&source=iu&pf=m&tbs=simg:CAEStgEaswELEKjU2AQaCAgCCBcIPQhDDAsQsIynCBo8CjoIAhIUkx6cHqcekRjuHd0S1xKEH48Sqh4aIFeyTnOIrdUhqN2cfZyrsyuZMyMhAJ50RB-RBCF_1bKQcDAsQjq7-CBoKCggIARIEqjo_1zAwLEJ3twQkaQQoICgZwZXJzb24KCwoJaGFpcnN0eWxlCgsKCWxvbmcgaGFpcgoNCgthZG9sZXNjZW5jZQoMCgpicm93biBoYWlyDA&fir=FhxUy39oCF804M%253A%252CFh0op8-PbE2ceM%252C_&usg=__6FnrsPDAczKm_mTXGBTiBe-lOuo%3D&biw=1366&bih=643&ved=0CD4Qyjc&ei=PlxpVIXdF4n6yATptAE#facrc=_&im…
@Rafflesiaarnoldii ^
(found via a Google search by image)

2:27 AM
@Rafflesiaarnoldii I wonder why people downvotes that Q...

2:47 AM
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Since its inception Stack Exchange has tried to make it as easy as possible to ask a question, most of the time. This was done by implementing the concept of an "unregistered" user, identified only by a cookie, who otherwise does not have to log in to a Stack Exchange site. The unregistered user...

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2:58 AM
I deleted my comments there, but I still think the proposal goes too far. SE gets many good answers from drive-by users who searched for a topic and found something related - not exactly what they wanted, but something they already knew an answer to. So they spend one minute to type in the answer, often a good one, and sometimes leading to long-term contributions. I wouldn't want to lose this. Sure there's a lot of junk too, but it's what gives us Steward badges...

@AndrewT. What's a COI?

@bjb568 conflict of interest

Ah.

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I am not familiar with this usage. In my (U.S.-centric) usage, COI means a single person having a conflict of interests, like negotiating a contract with another company headed by a relative. A conflict between two people is just that, a conflict.

@Rafflesiaarnoldii Let's start a new Meta.SE about how users are treating spanners' avatars' women like objects and raping them by calling them attractive.

3:04 AM
I got that usage from WP:COI, but maybe I used it wrongly.

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> editor stands in a conflict of interest.

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I.e., a single person. Not about a conflict between two people.

@bjb568 ... I think you just crossed the line there.

@Rafflesiaarnoldii I see, thanks

… nobody appreciates my youtube-style sarcasm.

3:22 AM
@hichris123 I agree with that
@Rafflesiaarnoldii "Flowers... are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty outvalues all the utilities of the world." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

4:04 AM
@bjb568 nope

4:20 AM
I got Mortarboard today! I always wondered what happened after the rep cap is hit -- do I get the rep from those extra upvotes the next day, or not at all?

@Shokhet you don't get it

@InfiniteRecursion Oh well :(

@Shokhet You do get a Mortarboard badge, so you have to be content with that :)

@InfiniteRecursion I noticed that badge; that's how I knew I hit the rep cap :)

@Shokhet The next time you hit the cap, you will feel bad. You will neither get the badge, nor the rep. After you hit it a couple of times, you will get used to it.

4:24 AM
@InfiniteRecursion After you hit it a whole bunch of times (100?) you do get a gold badge....

@Shokhet yes, then you feel happy again :D

50 for Epic (silver), 100 for Legendary (gold)

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@Shokhet We got the badge at the same time! Well, almost: you got it 8 minutes earlier. After that, there is a slow grind toward Epic (50) and Legendary (150).

@Rafflesiaarnoldii Cool!

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And then it's over. :( Unless SE implements my feature request: Now that Socratic is awarded multiple times, Legendary should be too

4:26 AM
:)

@Rafflesiaarnoldii I think that's a good idea, +1 ;-)
Is that request applicable to you? .....I haven't been here all that long, and this is the first time I've gotten Mortarboard (and not even on my top site!)

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No, the request is not for my own sake. I don't even have Epic on any of the sites.

I think it still makes sense, though.

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The site/reputation page gives the number of 200 rep days you have. I got 32 days on Math, still a long way to Epic.

4:34 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Do you have any natural formula to gain high muscles mass? by joyceerviin on drupal.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@InfiniteRecursion Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad' and blacklisted user.

user259867
Spammers don't have a problem registering: most spam is from registered, one-use accounts.

Night!

@Rafflesiaarnoldii AU's babaji spam wave stopped after the registration requirement

@Rafflesiaarnoldii Yeah, today was my first ever, network wide. Thanks for the tip!

#2 at 4-cv need one more rest are closed.
Morning!

Morning! Thanks

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Drupal spam is gone.

5:00 AM
yay!
status-closed

thanks

:)

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5:16 AM
Spam gone

User is doing the same edits rapidly: stackoverflow.com/users/4130971/…

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5:29 AM
Getting approved, too. I am not fond of the edits; people write "golang" for a good reason, even if it looks ugly. But technically he's right...

5:47 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SQL SERVER STANDARD EDITION by HAROON on dba.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: JSP ERROR ON LOGIN by Rakesh on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Skin Care help tag by ni sion on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 85.5686: Skin Care help tag on meta.stackexchange.com

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^ SPAM

gone

@SmokeDetector fixed, though I don't understand why there are wild %> and <% tag in the middle of the code

@hichris123 tpu oops
@SmokeDetector tpu

5:54 AM
@InfiniteRecursion Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad' and blacklisted user.

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@AndrewT. Maybe because there's a bug in his script that automatically dumps Java error messages to SO.

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gone

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Bots detect skin care but not skincare?

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6:07 AM
Gone.

[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 52.5631: Can i buy a license to create a Pokemon game? on gamedev.stackexchange.com

6:38 AM
@animuson stackoverflow.com/questions/7034/… is missing the first "T" in the historical significance notice (sorry to ping; but I can't flag it again).

@Rafflesiaarnoldii here's a question that we need a math genius to answer!!

Nice job cleaning that up by the way.

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> Really guys, all that math?

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I agree with this remark. I am a theoretical mathematician... besides, the site does not have MathJax. So I'll pass.

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6:48 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: ASP.NET WEB APPLICATION PROJECT by bala on programmers.stackexchange.com

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@SmokeDetector Oh goodness. Posting this on Programmers....

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Both spams gone

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@AndrewT. Good job of sizing/cropping the screenshots and, most importantly, keeping the battery charged. (+1)

@Rafflesiaarnoldii lol thanks

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6:59 AM
My ancient Galaxy S3 probably not going to get L...

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SQL SERVER STANDARD EDITION by HAROON on dba.stackexchange.com

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Editing a tag and leaving all those caps in place. :/

Editor left a comment
Writing all UPPERCASE is considered SHOUTING and rude. Please don't do it. — a_horse_with_no_name 23 mins ago

user259867
Edit suggested (used convertcase.net)

seems off-topic though

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Even the author seems to agree it's offtopic.

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Yes but is that possible or not?? — Harnil Oza 1 min ago

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7:14 AM
I flajjed it
the question

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rep hungry users. :@

> Totally off topic bud
I flagged it as "Blatantly off-topic". Wasn't able to find anything else

@Rafflesiaarnoldii I saw your profile now and read the quotes you listed there. Can you please tell me the context of this quote by Shog?
> Guess what: if your site is full of crappy questions, your site sucks - even if they're not highly-ranked by your own users, folks are finding them via Google, and that's where the vast majority of your readers are coming from. You can work to fix that - as painful as that process is - or you can bury your head in the sand and blame it on all of those stupid people from elsewhere.
It's interesting, I would like to read the entire post

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7:18 AM
Thanks :)

7:36 AM
Is this question in "Greatest Hits" just because of the viewed count!?
with a question with most number of upvotes on 9th rank, I wonder what is the algorithm to decide "Greatest Hits" :/

Greatest hits from search engine?

yea
> Questions that got a large amount of views or a large amount of feedback.

Is there a link to SO's Greatest Hits somewhere or do we just have to type it in address bar. I see a lot of these things on SE network, like lot of cool things, with no "easy to find" links. Only a user with some experience on site is able to find them, which should be easily available to new users, to get them to use site.

@DroidDev Is that guy really too dumb to click a link??

> I read about it but it is not clear to me

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: PSEUDO CODE OF 3 DIGITS REVERSED by belay molla on programmers.stackexchange.com

@Vogel612'sShadow I think it can be closed as "off-site resource". Flagged it as such.
removed by author

8:22 AM

@DroidDev I so want to flag this question as offensive...

Morning train?

Morning train?

Morning train?

8:35 AM
Morning train?

Morning train crashed?

Morning train? train crashed

@AndrewT. lol, no, it expired before crashing :P

Anyway, I just commented on that "please don't recommend me reading" post
Think the driver as an Android project library, then reference it from Eclipse. — Andrew T. 1 min ago

You should read the links that @AndrewT. posted...Oh wait... — DroidDev 8 secs ago

8:44 AM
@DroidDev down

@Vogel612'sShadow voluntarily removed by its author
wow! that makes my flag helpful. Never knew that.
I am kind of hesitating, because of OP's rep :/

Now I'm hungary
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@DroidDev true

> Marked as true positive and flagged as such. Question description stored as "bad quesetion" in bad/flaggable questions file.

8:49 AM
too broad. @Droid. spell mistake. :P

People don't know how to put if-else in onClick
Time to leave earth

No. Time to leave those people

@AndrewT. I want to kill all those people by throwing them off in a pool full of crocodiles.

while I'm "fixing" his formatting and realized there is another syntax error (missing "}" closing bracket on onCreate())

9:01 AM
@AndrewT. edited.

I wish SE had a network-wide flag reason, "Question should be closed, because OP lacks basic programming intellect"

or "Question should be close, because it is only going to attract rep-whores, rather then some good knowledgeable answers"

Oh my god..
@codePG that advice is wrong. One should always strive to keep try-catch blocks' scopes to a minimum. At "best" I'd surround the Toast.makeText() call with a try...catch block — Vogel612 22 secs ago

@SilentKiller 4 now....Argghhh....

9:03 AM
I hope OP will ask them why it is still not working due to syntax error.

welp, help-vampire meets rep-whore

hahahaa rep-whore.
am not getting that oracle documention link where i had read that not to use try and catch block

9:09 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: NILPOTENT OPERATOR by tori on math.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector what is the question?

Of course! Write code. — Unihedron 7 secs ago

that JSON... oh, it's in Russian

Interesting...

9:16 AM
@AndrewT. they make a great couple...when they reproduce you get help-whores and rep-vampires....
3

I think I pissed someone off.

@SilentKiller possibly..

9:18 AM
all answers except 1 got downvoted

that was me..
To every answer I provided a comment why I downvoted..

@Unihedron Thank you! I am a beginner! — Вадим Швед 1 min ago

hahaha congrats @uni. :D

@Unihedron I am not quite so sure about that..

9:19 AM
maybe the sarcasm just doesn't carry over..
@SilentKiller no comment privilege yet..

@Vogel612'sShadow ohh he has 20 points only.

@Unihedron your rebuttal is somewhat beside the point. You come off as extremely rude in that comment... I know that it does not pardon posting comments as answers, but one might be less.. aggressive about it ;)

Also true. not that it were an excuse for being rude oneself. hold yourself to higher standards ;)

9:25 AM

@Unihedron flagged as too-shallow :/
(j/k)

@Vogel612'sShadow Am I not allowed to be harsh until I reach 10k?

I wonder why this got downvoted?
-1

It does not matter whether you've already asked a question on X or Y site. This is Stack Overflow and if your question is within the scope of this site you're more than welcome to ask it.

@Unihedron harsh != rude, the latter shouldn't be done, the earlier can easily come off wrongly. Just because you are better, you don't have to be an asshole ;)
@AndrewT. maybe someone thought unityanswers belonged to the se network..
and then that advice would be wrong and downvoteworthy ;)

9:34 AM
this question suites on SO or Android Enthusiastic ? stackoverflow.com/q/26969453/1160282

neither

@SilentKiller either spam or support thing. Nuke ;)

and it's getting an answer *facepalm*

@AndrewT. that answer looks actually useful..
well if that really was the problem..
The question could possibly be edited to fit the answer if OP accepts that answer.

whats going on today... help-vampire & rep whore rises

9:39 AM
@SilentKiller naah it's just monday..

mean i should take leave on monday. :P

@SilentKiller don't you dare ;)

hahahaa.. xD

[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 97.2934: I got coffee you know I after having lots skin care on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: I got coffee you know I after having lots skin care by Cynthia Pierce on drupal.stackexchange.com

9:46 AM
^ SPAM

@SmokeDetector tpu

@InfiniteRecursion Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad' and blacklisted user.

spam gone

I got coffee as well...

i want too.

9:53 AM

Fun Fact: that woman is right now sitting next to @rene roasting beans for him.

In your wildest imagination everything is possible...

10:13 AM

@AndrewT. gone

[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 94.1775: I got this list love those little on drupal.stackexchange.com

@hichris123 delete

@rene too late... plus hichris bot doesn't run commands

I keep poking him until it does....
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10:28 AM
That reminds me... I should poke @hichris123 and tell him that the graphs were boring :P
rene rules the star wall today

Is there a way to override the "hiding questions because of your ignored tag preferences" message when searching for questions?
Just because Bart is silent

10:43 AM

Commercial product with no disclosure SPAM

isn't that complete question a SPAM seed`?

Seems pretty similar to the earlier spammer

one left...

10:50 AM

gone