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Frank

14:05

Finally, the bot got it right!

Jan Dvorak

SPAM meta.stackexchange.com/questions/242273/…

Frank

in Shadow's Den, 42 secs ago, by FOX 9000

@Frank tree

Braiam

mm... who downvoted it

Jan Dvorak

Who downvoted what?

Unihedron

spam

it's at -6

gone

SmokeDetector

14:10

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: IDENTIFY A VARIABLE WITH CONCAT PHP on stackoverflow.com

Frank

@Braiam didn't dv

Jan Dvorak

@Braiam didn't dv

Unihedron

@Braiam didnt

Braiam

I didn't either (since it was my flag the last one), so that leaves only two people

stares everyone in the room

Unihedron

@Braiam When in doubt blame caching.

Jan Dvorak

14:15

@Unihedron nice try

Unihedron

Well, you could deductively figure out who did, if you want :P

Jan Dvorak

perhaps @inf was who downvoted?

Frank

@JanDvorak Does she have 125 rep?

Jan Dvorak

idk

can you check?

Frank

164 on MSE

Unihedron

14:18

Is she even here?

poke @inf

Jan Dvorak

usually

Frank

I never assume things.

Braiam

you presume them?

Frank

I wait and see.

> You can perform this action again in 8 seconds - retry / cancel

Jan Dvorak

Everything is falsifiable

Frank

14:20

Every time

DroidDev

@Frank that's what I was getting, while having a rapid fire round with FOX9000

Frank

@DroidDev Yeh, which Is what i'm doing now.

DroidDev

exactly

Unihedron

/o-o\

challenge accepted

hichris123

:( My bot died like 1 hour after I went to bed.

Unihedron

14:25

@hichris123 True story.

bjb568

@ProgramFOX Those were me trying to restore order.

ProgramFOX

@bjb568 Oh, okay.

Infinite Recursion

@JanDvorak no, not me. I was shopping

bjb568

@Unihedron What's that supposed to be?

Jan Dvorak

food?

Unihedron

14:29

@bjb568 an emoticon

Frank

A ghost?

Infinite Recursion

@Unihedron You understand me :D

bjb568

@Unihedron Oh Kay, of what?

Unihedron

@bjb568 an owl

ProgramFOX

Ugh. For a few hours, I have been trying to build a Java app but that never worked, and now I see that there is a compiled version in another zip file... facepalm

DroidDev

14:30

@Unihedron umm....really...??!!

Unihedron

@ProgramFOX :o

Jan Dvorak

^OvO^

bjb568

@Unihedron Oh. I was thinking... Other things.

Unihedron

@InfiniteRecursion lol :D

Jan Dvorak

(OvO)

SmokeDetector

14:31

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HOW MANY PERSONS ARE AT THE PARTY on math.stackexchange.com

DroidDev

@ProgramFOX I am trying to make something possible in android since last week, still not able to make it though. :(

ProgramFOX

@SmokeDetector Zero. Everyone ran away after you started shouting.

7

DroidDev

lol

Unihedron

@ProgramFOX +1 if you post that as a comment

ProgramFOX

@DroidDev :( Good luck to make it work!

Infinite Recursion

14:32

Stop drawing selfies!!

hichris123

Zero. Everyone ran away after you started shouting. — ProgramFOX 13 secs ago

ProgramFOX

@Unihedron Hah, didn't even think of that :D

Jan Dvorak

@InfiniteRecursion why? Make one too

DroidDev

@ProgramFOX thank you. But, I think, I'll have to outsource it. Not enough time to search for it myself :(

@JanDvorak I second that

Unihedron

\o/

/ \

ProgramFOX

14:33

@Unihedron Done now :D

Unihedron

@ProgramFOX :D

DroidDev

\   /
  |
/ o \

Unihedron

why is your head bouncing back and forth between your hands?

DroidDev

this is a person doing handstands

Infinite Recursion

@JanDvorak Who is the kid now? :P

DroidDev

14:35

@Unihedron hip hop :P

Unihedron

►

Infinite Recursion

...and I am busy

Unihedron

hiya @AndrewT.

@InfiniteRecursion See you in a few!

Andrew T.

@Unihedron hiya Uni

Unihedron

@ProgramFOX Progress towards Pundit: +10%

Infinite Recursion

14:36

@Unihedron I get pings on my mobile :)

Unihedron

@InfiniteRecursion oh :)

Infinite Recursion

::waitingtopokeafterpoof::

Jan Dvorak

@InfiniteRecursion then poof and I'll ping

Braiam

> One disk to rule them all, One disk to find them. One disk to bring them all and in the darkness grind them. In the Land of Redmond where the shadows lie. --- The Silicon Valley Tarot

Undo

!!/rev?

SmokeDetector

14:40

@Undo 22ed30e

Undo

yay

Infinite Recursion

@Frank You underestimate me. I have the repz !!

Frank

@InfiniteRecursion ... ... ...

DroidDev

@Unihedron actually, this is more like something I was doing :P

Infinite Recursion

@JanDvorak I never poof. I ping.

28 mins ago, by Frank

@JanDvorak Does she have 125 rep?

^you underestimate me :(

Frank

14:45

@InfiniteRecursion problem? :P

I don't have much rep on MSE

Unihedron

> meta.stackexchange.com/users/266094/unihedron

^ Suspicious profile...

Frank

): ǝɯ ǝʇɐɯᴉʇsǝɹǝpun noʎ^

Infinite Recursion

@Unihedron nuke-pls

Unihedron

Can't, over two posts under my user :/

votes to delete

Infinite Recursion

@Frank Ground yourself ;)

Frank

14:50

@InfiniteRecursion What if I have to go to work? :(

Infinite Recursion

@Frank It's weekend, no work :D

Frank

@InfiniteRecursion I'm self employed, I can work when I want.

Well, I'm a part-time employee also, but that doesn't count, as it's less than 35 hours of the work week.

Infinite Recursion

@Frank Cool. Have a nice day at work :)

Undo

@Unihedron doesn't matter, you have less than 500 rep. Fair game for destruction ;)

DroidDev

finally, I decided to watch naruto from season 12 further on in japanese with english subs. I can't wait for episodes to be available in english dub.

Frank

14:53

@InfiniteRecursion Not really going to work today. I was just saying I could.

DroidDev

I might also learn some japanese while doing that

Jan Dvorak

@DroidDev but... why?

Unihedron

@JanDvorak why not?

Frank

@Uni busy?

Jan Dvorak

@Unihedron you're not likely to use it

Unihedron

14:54

@JanDvorak potential for anything

Jan Dvorak

time allocation

Unihedron

overrated

rene

Any thoughts on this:

This smells as a question more suited for computer science.se but visit their help first. — rene 37 secs ago

DroidDev

@JanDvorak ya, I might not be likely to use it, but, I might also not learn enough for that too. I am not going to be much serious about learning japanese, while watching with subs

Infinite Recursion

@Pham ^squabbling

Unihedron

14:57

Pham is offline

please try again later beep

Frank

no longer shouting: math.stackexchange.com/questions/979487/…

Got it @ programFOX i just edited it i am sorry — Acade 1 min ago

Fails at ping^

38

Q: Why do the big nuts always remain at top? The Brazil-nut Effect

Most of the time I mixed different nuts in a bowl, I observed that the big Brazil nuts were always at top while the small peanuts settled near the base. No matter how you take it, if the big nuts are put at the bottom and then the small nuts are poured, then also after some time the big ones will...

everyday-life

Ha! the title

Thought they meant people.

:)

DroidDev

ROFL

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HARD DISK PROBLEM on apple.stackexchange.com

hichris123

> and at that time my window crush

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/26439533/…

Unihedron

~# _

hichris123

15:09

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/26435007/…

DroidDev

this one day, me and my roommates experimented with whatsapp. In it, if you are sending an audio file which is popular(not so much, but in trend), like a song or a video file, it will get uploaded in blink of second. But, if you record an audio on your mobile and send it to somebody, it takes time to upload.

hichris123

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/26428060/…

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/26395575/…

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/26385380/…

Unihedron

@DroidDev Ugh, dynamic caching.

hichris123

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/26360008/…

tl;dr: cv-plz [hard-drive]

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/26301867/…

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/26243523/raid-failed-critical-error

Jan Dvorak

Please notify me before dumping here tag clean-ups so that I know not to care

Unihedron

15:12

@hichris123 voted

DroidDev

@Unihedron but still, to match a whole audio file, it has to be uploaded on server first(I think) and reading more about dynamic caching

hichris123

@JanDvorak ... or you could close vote them like a good Stack Overflow citizen! :)

TGMCians

@hichris123 closed

Jan Dvorak

@hichris123 but then my youtube playback would stutter :-/

TGMCians

@hichris123 closed

DroidDev

15:13

too-broad? stackoverflow.com/q/14168312/2389078

Unihedron

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/...

TGMCians

huh @Uni

hichris123

@Unihedron ahaha

Andrew T.

@Unihedron the GAME

Unihedron

Did I get anyone? :P

hichris123

15:15

@Unihedron I TRUSTED YOU!!!

Andrew T.

(feels guilty not to check the URL beforehand)

hichris123

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/26421935/…

Unihedron

Now I'm quite wary of @hichris123 doing the same to me... ._.

DroidDev

@Unihedron no, not me. I was reading about Dynamic Caching, believe me, I was

Unihedron

@DroidDev sure :)

hichris123

15:16

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/26211399/move-tmp-ssd-to-home-hhd

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/26145604/…

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/26339773/…

Unihedron

too broad? stackoverflow.com/q/13376942

DroidDev

4 mins ago, by DroidDev

too-broad? http://stackoverflow.com/q/14168312/2389078

@Unihedron checksum of each media file is the answer, I think :/

hichris123

cv-plz http://stackoverflow.com/questions/26219601/upgrading-brand-new-macbook-pro-fro‌m-lion-to-maverick

Unihedron

@hichris123 sorry, no

hichris123

@Unihedron Yeah, that didn't work. :P

TGMCians

15:21

@hichris123 huh

hichris123

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/26219601/…

TGMCians

i should not click anymore when you (@hichris123) & @uni request for cv

hichris123

:D

Unihedron

:O

But Stack Overflow needs help to be cleaned up!

Jan Dvorak

make yourself a rick-roll detector

hichris123

15:22

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/26034235/…

Unihedron

You know... These are like audits

testing if you're paying attention

Jan Dvorak

@Unihedron except you don't fail an audit before seeing the question

hichris123

One more vote: stackoverflow.com/questions/26439533/…, stackoverflow.com/questions/26395575/…, stackoverflow.com/questions/26435007/…, stackoverflow.com/questions/26385380/…

Unihedron

@JanDvorak I could clone the entire page and host it and change the "close" button to "YOU JUST LOST", but what's the point? :P

Jan Dvorak

@Unihedron fun

TGMCians

15:24

@hichris123 nope

hichris123

:2543647 tack?

Fail.

Jan Dvorak

cv-pls chat.meta.stackexchange.com/users/237685

Unihedron

Yeah, whoops

DroidDev

meanwhile, I think bot got angry in den.

hichris123

@JanDvorak >:(

TGMCians

15:25

@JanDvorak voted

hichris123

@TGMCians Already voted?

TGMCians

no, I doubt on you

hichris123

I assure you, they're all legit.

If they aren't... you can close vote me.

TGMCians

because your past history is not good :D

@Uni @hichris123 they both are spamming here.

hehe

DroidDev

^^

Unihedron

15:27

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/26436797/3622940

TGMCians

@hichris123 anyway i voted

hichris123

One more vote: stackoverflow.com/questions/26243523/raid-failed-critical-error, stackoverflow.com/questions/26339773/…

TGMCians

@hichris123 closed

hichris123

@TGMCians Not these two: stackoverflow.com/questions/26385380/…, stackoverflow.com/questions/26395575/…

TGMCians

@hichris123 yes already voted

@Jan ^^

hichris123

15:29

Ah gotcha.

Two more votes: stackoverflow.com/questions/26219601/…, stackoverflow.com/questions/26211399/move-tmp-ssd-to-home-hhd, stackoverflow.com/questions/26145604/…, stackoverflow.com/questions/26301867/…

TGMCians

@hichris123 voted

now one more cv

Unihedron

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/26250361/3622940 tl;dr: server

Braiam

@SmokeDetector delete

arg!

TGMCians

@SmokeDetector delete

Braiam

feature-request whenever you delete a message, remember the site+id so it wont post it again

@Undo ^

Unihedron

15:33

cv-pls wat stackoverflow.com/q/25949440/3622940

hichris123

@Braiam oooh.

I'm going to let @ProgramFOX do this one, since I think it'll need a regex.

Unihedron

o_O

hichris123

... I need people to poke for close votes. Hmm... @rene? @JanDvorak?

rene

@hichris123 yep

hichris123

@rene stackoverflow.com/questions/26301867/…, stackoverflow.com/questions/26395575/…, stackoverflow.com/questions/26385380/…, stackoverflow.com/questions/26145604/…, stackoverflow.com/questions/26211399/move-tmp-ssd-to-home-hhd

rene

15:39

done

hichris123

Few more: stackoverflow.com/questions/26034235/…, stackoverflow.com/questions/26421935/…

rene

I'm falling below 40 ...

hichris123

That's it for me.

rene

Ok, did those as well...rest is for the CVQ

hichris123

@TGMCians Did you vote on these yet? stackoverflow.com/questions/26421935/…, stackoverflow.com/questions/26034235/…

Undo

15:43

@hichris123 voted

hichris123

Why do I feel like I'm "conspiring to close questions"?

:P

Unihedron

because you are? :P

Frank

I just drew by repetition (chess)

I hate it when that happens

Unihedron

Up for a game of bullet chess? :P

Frank

@Unihedron Where?

Which is bullet chess?

Unihedron

15:46

lichess if possible, I can try to set up chess dot com

Frank

lichess works.

Unihedron

less than 3 minutes, no time increment

Frank

Already have the tab open

@Unihedron O nice, prepare to win.

en.lichess.org/5gm2pcIQMfO9

ProgramFOX

@hichris123 Sure, will do.

I can see myself at an interview:

Interviewer: Why did people invite you for Charcoal?
Me: To do stuff when they were too lazy.

3

:P

Unihedron

energetic music: punchaface.bandcamp.com/track/fourfouronefour

I lost :(

Frank

15:56

en.lichess.org/b0mIsqUBwPnl

new game^

Unihedron

good game!

Frank

@ProgramFOX are you good at chess?

ProgramFOX

@Frank I think I'm equal to Uni.

Frank

@ProgramFOX Want to beat me?

Unihedron

Pro, sam and I used to invite people to play for small chess tournaments :) fun times

ProgramFOX

16:03

@Frank Sure! :D

Frank

@ProgramFOX challenged

ProgramFOX

@Frank accepted

Unihedron

@Pro, @sam and I used to invite people to play for small chess tournaments :) fun times

- An unknown error has occurred - retry / cancel... wat

AstroCB

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/26441232/…

Infinite Recursion

::nopoofs::

I am disappointed :(

Jan Dvorak

16:05

@InfiniteRecursion noping

Unihedron

@InfiniteRecursion aww

Frank

en.lichess.org/JkwUOJpVPUIO

Infinite Recursion

Is the owl staring at his monitor today? No poofs...

@JanDvorak nopoofafterping

Jan Dvorak

@InfiniteRecursion well, you didn't ping

Infinite Recursion

@JanDvorak well, you didn't poof

ping @Jan @Jan @Jan @Jan

Unihedron

16:09

hiya @jan @jan @jan @jan

Infinite Recursion

33 secs ago, by Unihedron

hiya @jan @jan @jan @jan

ProgramFOX

@Frank Good game!

Frank

@ProgramFOX Yeah. I'm used to 5 min.

@ProgramFOX I should have won since I did take your queen for 'free'.

:P

ProgramFOX

@Frank Yeah, that was stupid of me :P

But I might have had a chance if that pawn could reach the end.

Frank

@ProgramFOX Well you did much better on time, so..

hichris123

16:19

Who is pokeable, hmm?

Unihedron

// playing chess

I can't stand it when another programmer uses three slashes to comment a line for "emphasis".

/// todo: code refactoring <- this is stupid.

bjb568

Me likey sushi!

ProgramFOX

292

A: What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered?

/////////////////////////////////////// this is a well commented line

Unihedron

@bjb568 Raw food is good for you!

@ProgramFOX xD

Infinite Recursion

Jan is pokeable @hichris123

hichris123

16:23

@JanDvorak!

Jan Dvorak

@hichris123 ?

hichris123

@JanDvorak Go close stackoverflow.com/questions/26421935/… and stackoverflow.com/questions/26034235/….

Infinite Recursion

:)

Jan Dvorak

nobody else here?

Infinite Recursion

1

Q: Is there a (intrinsic) way to invite particular users to join a newly created chat-room?

Much as the title says. I've decided to create a new chat room today for a particular tag (enterprise-architect) I want to promote. I know there are some users around, that will be interested in discussions about this tag (or simply to meet the other enthusiasts about it). Is there an accepted ...

discussion support

Jan Dvorak

16:24

I don't have enough CPU

Unihedron

@JanDvorak I already voted

@JanDvorak gimme account credentials, I'll do it for ya

hichris123

@JanDvorak I'm trying to update my Android TV without breaking it, and I'm still getting people to close questions. :P

Jan Dvorak

oh well. hold on...

hichris123

@InfiniteRecursion to the rescue. :)

@JanDvorak Don't bother.

Jan Dvorak

oh. nvm

hichris123

16:26

Inf beat you. :P

Jan Dvorak

@hichris123 I never did, actually ;-)

Infinite Recursion

Is that OP wearing different colored lens on each eye?

Dao Viet Long

1 1

macbook macbookpro

Jan Dvorak

too much skin to watch at work, I guess?

Still a cutie

Unihedron

Oct 13 at 8:26, by Shadow Wizard

@InfiniteRecursion rule #21: if a user put avatar of a beautiful girl, this is a male user.

Infinite Recursion

Good you didn't cv her question

Jan Dvorak

16:29

true...

@InfiniteRecursion why?

Infinite Recursion

not beautiful, the contact lens are two different colors

Jan Dvorak

@InfiniteRecursion not noticeable at 32x32

or even at 64x64

Infinite Recursion

@JanDvorak if you are at work

4 mins ago, by Jan Dvorak

too much skin to watch at work, I guess?

Unihedron

It's midnight already? I'm hungry. Maybe I should go to sleep.

Jan Dvorak

or to the fridge

Infinite Recursion

16:33

@JanDvorak contact Bart and get a pair of glasses for your eyes

Unihedron

I checked, I don't want to eat grapefruits.

Jan Dvorak

@InfiniteRecursion could be lighting

Infinite Recursion

@Unihedron eat chocolates

Unihedron

@InfiniteRecursion Too much energy bars are unhealthy..

Infinite Recursion

@Unihedron I meant chocolate, as in dark chocolate or white chocolate

Unihedron

16:35

Hmm. Ok!

Infinite Recursion

Eat something, anything. Sleeping hungry is bad :(

@JanDvorak The rest of the face has uniform illumination

Unihedron

@InfiniteRecursion Yeah :(

Jan Dvorak

@Unihedron do you have a duck in your fridge?

rene

@InfiniteRecursion is white chocolate still chocolate?

Infinite Recursion

@rene no, it isn't.

White chocolate isn't real chocolate, so you probably cannot just substitute one for the other. You probably need to find a dedicated recipe that was made with white chocolate in mind. — vulpix Aug 15 '12 at 18:54

rene

16:49

So now @Unihedron is confused because you said Chocolate, Uni picked the white one, which isn't chocolate at all...

Lynn Crumbling

cv-pls ot-software stackoverflow.com/q/26441894/656243

Infinite Recursion

@rene It's midnight and he is hungry, he won't notice ;)

rene

hehehe

Infinite Recursion

In case he reads your message and wonders what he is eating:

0

A: Does white chocolate HAVE to have milk in it?

White chocolate in it's purest form is manufactured from cocoa butter. Min. content must be 26% cocoa butter fat, milk fat and milk solids, vanilla & lecithin emulsifiers. White confectionery on the other hand is vegetable fat substituted for the cocoa butter which is misleadingly labeled "choco...

Lynn Crumbling

SPAM: stackoverflow.com/q/26441756/656243

Jan Dvorak

16:52

It missed the realtime tab, apparently

Unihedron

@LynnCrumbling gone

if only @Pham was here :(

Jan Dvorak

OK... I've got 12 more upvotes on my recent answer than I expected, for a total of 12.

Lynn Crumbling

:-|

Infinite Recursion

Someone commented: please repost this question in English :/

ProgramFOX

@hichris123 Done.

Infinite Recursion

16:55

@JanDvorak Too many upvotes indicate that you need to take a break...time to poof

Jan Dvorak

nice try, angry duck

Lynn Crumbling

@InfiniteRecursion "Excuse me sir, but I don't understand your spam. Could you please provide an english version?"

3

Unihedron

I can't seem to change my profile picture simply by hovering over my avatar on my profile. Has the mechanism been changed or I must do it thru gravatar?

ProgramFOX

@Unihedron Click 'edit' -> 'change picture'. Then you don't have to go through Gravatar.

Unihedron

@ProgramFOX Oh thanks!

ProgramFOX

16:58

np

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