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10:18 AM

@Shree ouch... well glad it's over!

Yep .

You mean you lost 5 years of your life right ?

yep. Run for life. Just try to survive with gun / army and many more.

sounds terrible

glad it's over

>>shuffle Someone bring out the waffles, stat! {{ping random}} needs it!

10:28 AM

@Olivia out stat! Someone it! the bring @random needs waffles,

uh xd

waffles

>>shuffle Someone bring out the waffles, stat! {{ping {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}}} needs it!

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard needs it! Someone the bring out stat! @Tinkeringbell waffles,

Q: How can I get my wife to be less spendthrift?

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I am married for 15+ years and working at an Indian technology company. These days, layoffs have been so frequent in my industry; for instance at my company they happened twice in the last three years. Thus, I've always been worrying for the last 4-5 years if I can secure my job until retirement...

10:34 AM

O.P

see thats what happens when you do this stupid "arranged marriage"

lol

you marry the wrong Person and later on it backfires on you

cat {{ping {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}}}

>>exec {{read 7788771}}

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard Command not found.

10:34 AM

:(

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard @Tinkeringbell

:D whenever wife word appear I afraid :P

Random ping!! /cc @Olivia

@Shree :D

Holy hell that's ugly O.o

So many braces >.>

10:36 AM

:)

!!cat

@Hans1984 the cat died

lets mourn hans then

oh wait...

>>shuffle Tell {{ping {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}}} they're doing a fantastic job!

@Olivia doing job! a fantastic they're @FOX9000 Tell

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10:45 AM

XD

11:37 AM

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard I need more ice cubes

it's getting terrible hot :(

Me putting ice cubes down my pants :3

►

Enjoy! :D

tf?

Best way to cool out... no? :D

:o

for sure

although a Little painful

i rather take another swim

dives in pool full of icecubes

@Hans1984 Bommetje! (I now remember the english. It's cannonball! :P )

Scoot over.

11:43 AM

huh

wht is this word

oh

cannonball hansu

@Hans1984 It's Dutch. Couldn't get the English one on time ;)

But an ice cube pool sounds great right now :)

ikr

we will reach 40° midweek

its terrible already

Germany?

yeah

you would think its africa right now

We're predicted to stay a little below 40, but over 35....

(Netherlands)

11:46 AM

yeah something like that

It's already bad here...

they said it MIGHT crack 40

@Hans1984 Meh, Africa would probably have a dry heat.

Way better than the temperatures with this level of humidity.

its terrible climate

summers werent like this when i was young

@Hans1984 wrong color of people though

But you might become black eventually. :P

11:48 AM

True. Though maybe that's because there was always a pool or sprinkler I could jump under when young, and now I have to work in an office :P

well with all those imigrants..

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard

@Hans1984 nah they're not black

some are

and the others have black eyes

Middle East people are brown or even dark brown... but really black are only in Africa, I think.

so they are black

:P

I have blue eyes like a ..true..german

uhm

coughes

anyway its waaayyy too hot

and its getting worse..

11:52 AM

@Hans1984 hey I got black eyes! And light skin.... :D

Well maybe light-brown

Well, as Dutch people would say... this is no kind of weather for a white person. But y'all are having a dangerous discussion! :P

I can't even visit the toilet and find this room almost derailed? XD

I have one part which is not brown for sure! :D

I don't want to know.

:P

rofl

This reminds me!

!!pee

~ Open the floodgates ....

11:55 AM

!!feed ping for @Marsh

~ I have had enough for now ...

:(

Such a small stomach

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard Well mission successful

@rene maybe enlarge @Kenny stomach to contain 20 items? ;)

Huh??!?!?!?

yeah I was kiding on the black eye part

I think that was obvious

wasnt it?

because then most asian ppl would be black too

which they are certainly not

11:58 AM

hehe yeah

Well my son has blue eyes.

Got them from my wife's father who came from.... wait for it.... Germany!

:D

Hey Germany, complain when you get to 50 degrees, not sooner.

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard Oh James Bond Wizard

lol

No, I will Keep complaining

My eyes are dark brown but when I stare into them in front of a mirror I creep myself out

and of story

.

11:59 AM

Hans The Complaining Wizard 1984

Too keep it all there :P

haha

@Marshmallow put some clothes on when you do it then, you'll feel better. :D

rene

WUT?

wut means anger in german

well more like fury or rage

lol

11 mins ago, by Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@rene maybe enlarge @Kenny stomach to contain 20 items? ;)

oh, welcome back to Den! :D

12:08 PM

@rene ~ Open the floodgates.

Maybe I should on Gardening.SE whether peeing is a good way of watering flowers that grow on acidic soil.

Q: Which plants/trees will benefit from using urine as a fertilizer?

12:19 PM

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We know that urine can do a plant good. Certain plants (like citrus trees) will absolutely do well if you add urine to their intake. But urine is very high in nitrogen and could potentially "burn" the plant. What are some common plants/trees that can flourish with urine as a fertilizer? Is ther...

watering fertilizer nitrogen

@MikePerry any tips how to mix them efficiently? ;-) — Shadow Wizard 10 secs ago

lol

@Mar so, all your internal parts are back to full capacity? All your bodily functions back to normal?

(including not having to log visits to toilets anymore)

you shouldn't pee against electric fences

I ve told you !

lol

hey

Weird thought of the day! If a male cyborg pee.... won't he get electrified?!

if hes no constructed properly, then yes

That would be sad

yeah

another 100million $ down the drain

rene

12:26 PM

@Hans1984 ich habe keine blasse ahnung ...

Kot means poo in german

that's why I ll never use Kotlin

ouch!

Drawing is wrong though, pee is constant stream, not drops

(not until it's almost finished at least ;))

yeah imagine taking a piss like that

with that curve

lmao

Magic!

this guy mastered gravity

12:31 PM

To be honest I can do it... but it's not natural. ;)

:o

that's why you are the pee wizard

lol

Surely @EKons can do it too

But @EKons can't win the stats!

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350 is a gap even @EKons will find hard to fill.... :P

more like boring...

12:37 PM

Hide!

!!pee so @EKons won't be bored

~ Let's build some dykes ....

hides

hidden hans

!!poo all over so @Hans will be visible again

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

noo

12:39 PM

tapes @Hans shut

rips tape off

flexes muscles

throws EKons through closed window

puts needle through inflated muscles

Found you!

hey thats me

mario

I know

@Hans1984 who

12:41 PM

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard personage (?)

@FOX9000 homage

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard token (?)

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard probably something in his carcass...

@FOX9000 guid

No associated word found for guid.

12:42 PM

>>continue guid generator

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard generator (?)

@FOX9000 online

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard yahoo (?)

@FOX9000 answers

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard cheerfully (?)

12:42 PM

um...

> I HAVE GOOD NEWS!!!!!111

?

referring to the "answers cheerfully" part ;P

lol

yay I found a link :D

@FOX9000 gleefully

@EKons throwing (?)

12:45 PM

waaaaait

that escalated quickly

BTW... the game I play on PS4 (Dragon Quest XI) got a Gay Parade of its own. Brave move from international company, they got my respect. :D

@Mar can you see that? ^

The one in front is the game hero/main character, the one on the cart is one of his "side kicks".

Feels awesome to fight hideous monsters wearing that costume! :P

~ Stars get removed under peer-pressure?

@KennyBOT pee (pressure)

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard gina (?)

yes that's how solar systems are destroyed

12:49 PM

@EKons nah just evil overlords who took the sun away

And made the Life Tree fall down from the sky

hm... something looks a bit shuffled over there... :P

square enix made some good games

I'm playing FF15 right now

@FOX9000 garden (gina meaning in Hebrew ;))

on pc

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard coaster (?)

12:50 PM

@FOX9000 toaster

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard fork (?)

its one of the better japanese companies

@Hans1984 nice... I kind of stopped at FF X it became... less fun to play.

but their pc ports usually have alot of issues

did you Play Nier:automata ?

@Hans1984 I decided it's pointless to spend at least $1000 on gaming PC when I can buy PS4 for third the price and with same quality games.

12:51 PM

yeah true

alsooyu cna use it for a longer time

@Hans1984 nope

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard jest (?)

till next PS Comes out

@Hans1984 yeah until a better PS is out :D

while a gaming pc you have to basically re-new every 2 years

12:52 PM

oh

Great minds....

right

@Hans1984 well, I had one that lasted 5 years, the last Gaming PC that I had.

Upgraded memory twice though.

my pc is 10 years old

o_O

i open it 4 times a year and clean everything for almost 2hours

that kept it going

never had a pc that Long before

but i recently updated RAM and put a new graphic Card in it

so its not the same pc ;)

12:54 PM

:D

you see if you have a pc for so Long you get attached to it..

don't want to recylce it yet

I had to throw away my childhood PC when I was 30 or so.

My mother told me to take it away, and I had no place in my own house.

what ?

was it still working?

:o

(of course it didn't work anymore, it sat for years in a corner, getting dust everywhere)

I see

i recently checked for how Long my pc is running

it said 35k hours

12:56 PM

Feel bit sorry I didn't take care of it... but meh... we have picture albums for memories. ;)

so thats quite alot

I lost my pc when. Now survive with off laptop :(

@Hans1984 yeah

@Shree sorry to hear

@Shree why not new?

12:58 PM

leaving now

bye guys

@Hans1984 Don't forget to vent with these temperatures ;) Bye!

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard Cost is so high and around 100% extra charge for custom. Around 100k our rupee need to bought and it's hard to get new :( So many sad story :D but reality :)

@Hans1984 cya

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard bye (?)

@Shree wow.... here cars get such charge by taxes. Computers are rather "cheap", i.e. cost about as much as they cost in Europe or USA.

1:05 PM

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard If I install VS, SQL server and other stuff to develop I need at least 5i core processer and 8+ Ram its hard without office :D and cost is high.

I am MCPD, but VS and SQL is free but still lot of cost for me.

1:18 PM

Now VS 2019 and SQL 2017 :P and ..........................

+ we are Asian joint family and I care around 9 family member :P

Whoa

1:39 PM

D