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KennyBOT

02:32

~ The Magician and the Imp

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

06:50

@Hans1984 hey, heat wave began already?

Maybe this will help?

!!poo to stay cool

KennyBOT

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KennyBOT

07:51

~ A few more hours and this room will be frozen ...

Hans1984

08:13

yes, it began

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard

today 33°

till wednesday up to 40° c

x_x

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

08:31

:(

@KennyBOT freeze @Hans place

Hans1984

yes please!

freeze NOT poo! @KennyBOT

goddamn it!

im just thinking from day to day

tying to survive this day

tomorrow i ll think about tomorrow

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

Hans1984

oh yes

\o/

takes dive in pool of ice cubes

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

brrrr

Hate to hit cold water, especially when it reach the parts which are usually kept warm...

Hans1984

haha

i prefer a cold death to a hot death

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

08:46

I prefer warm death

Hans1984

yes yes

because you are used to hot climate from birth

but over here summers werent this hot when i was young

and im born in fall(october)

so i prefer cold weather anyway

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

Coldness shrinks your manhood! :P

Hans1984

yes

but just temporary

imagine it would shrink permanently

you would have to avoid coldness at all cost!

lmao

it would just disappear if you stay in cold for too long

!!poo

KennyBOT

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Hans1984

thats a massive shit

Tinkeringbell

08:57

Meh.

Hans1984

lol

not bad

Hans1984

09:11

somehow my poo never smiles at me like this

he probably hates me or doesnt want to be released

anyway

!!poo

KennyBOT

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Olivia

Well, shit

Hans1984

hey guys

waves out of toilet

Olivia

Hiya

Hans1984

@FOX9000 beer

no thats not how it works

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

09:46

@Hans1984 nah... maybe freeze.... frozen pee is awful. :D

@Hans1984 on the other hand, it feels so good inside that it doesn't want to get out! :D

>>beer for @Hans

FOX 9000

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard Command not found. Did you mean: read?

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

>>yes

FOX 9000

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard for is not a valid message id/link.

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

>>read {{ping Hans}}

FOX 9000

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard @Hans is not a valid message id/link.

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

09:49

hehe

Hans1984

yeah

it wants to stay where its warm and cozy FOREVER

not go out into this cold world

arent we all like this ?

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@Hans1984 Yup. But doubt you beat my record of seven days! :D

Hans1984

wow

no

i think 3 days is my record

and i dont feel like repeating

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

Secret is not thinking about it

Be busy with other things. In my case it was when I was in army, still new, everything was a shock. lol

Hans1984

makes sense

your Body was probably on "survival-mode" at that time

"there is no time for this shit"

literally xD

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

09:55

@Hans1984 yeah... also no shower at all during that week.

Hans1984

poo likes smelly ppl

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

lol

When everyone are smelly, you don't smell. :D

Hans1984

!!feed no poo for 7 days

KennyBOT

~ If you consider no poo for 7 days to be food I might as well grab a Big Mac ...

Hans1984

looool

KennyBOT

09:56

~ Not everything is star-worthy...

Hans1984

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard true that

Shree

Replace keyword with (Army) gun and every one know how to poo massive :D

Hans1984

machine gun poo fire

Shree

I love sniper rifle :P . I got that in my head when country fight against maoist :P . Scary past :)

Hans1984

i only know sniper rifle from Video games

i used to love playing sniper in any Video game

Shree

10:04

:D

I survive and not maoist but it's hard to define when some one put gun in your head.

Hans1984

good you survived

but sad

wars are always sad :(

Shree

yep .

Hans1984

have you been involved yourself ?

in fights ?

comunism is never good

just another reminder..

Shree

I lost my 5 years due to maoist activity in our country. It's hard to define what we loss. So many relatives and friend . No school / nothing and not sure what we feed at night and morning. It's hard to define.

Not involve in fight.

Yep .

Hans1984

I see

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

10:18

@Shree ouch... well glad it's over!

Shree

Yep .

Hans1984

You mean you lost 5 years of your life right ?

Shree

yep. Run for life. Just try to survive with gun / army and many more.

Hans1984

sounds terrible

glad it's over

Olivia

>>shuffle Someone bring out the waffles, stat! {{ping random}} needs it!

FOX 9000

10:28

@Olivia out stat! Someone it! the bring @random needs waffles,

Olivia

uh xd

Hans1984

waffles

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

>>shuffle Someone bring out the waffles, stat! {{ping {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}}} needs it!

FOX 9000

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard needs it! Someone the bring out stat! @Tinkeringbell waffles,

Hans1984

18

Q: How can I get my wife to be less spendthrift?

I am married for 15+ years and working at an Indian technology company. These days, layoffs have been so frequent in my industry; for instance at my company they happened twice in the last three years. Thus, I've always been worrying for the last 4-5 years if I can secure my job until retirement...

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

10:34

O.P

Hans1984

see thats what happens when you do this stupid "arranged marriage"

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

lol

Hans1984

you marry the wrong Person and later on it backfires on you

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

cat {{ping {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}}}

>>exec {{read 7788771}}

FOX 9000

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard Command not found.

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

10:34

:(

FOX 9000

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard @Tinkeringbell

Shree

:D whenever wife word appear I afraid :P

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

Random ping!! /cc @Olivia

Hans1984

@Shree :D

Olivia

Holy hell that's ugly O.o

So many braces >.>

Shree

10:36

:)

Hans1984

!!cat

KennyBOT

@Hans1984 the cat died

Hans1984

lets mourn hans then

oh wait...

Olivia

>>shuffle Tell {{ping {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}}} they're doing a fantastic job!

FOX 9000

@Olivia doing job! a fantastic they're @FOX9000 Tell

2

Olivia

10:45

XD

Hans1984

11:37

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard I need more ice cubes

it's getting terrible hot :(

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

Me putting ice cubes down my pants :3

►

Enjoy! :D

Olivia

tf?

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

Best way to cool out... no? :D

Hans1984

:o

for sure

although a Little painful

i rather take another swim

dives in pool full of icecubes

Tinkeringbell

@Hans1984 Bommetje! (I now remember the english. It's cannonball! :P )

Scoot over.

Hans1984

11:43

huh

wht is this word

oh

cannonball hansu

Tinkeringbell

@Hans1984 It's Dutch. Couldn't get the English one on time ;)

But an ice cube pool sounds great right now :)

Hans1984

ikr

we will reach 40° midweek

its terrible already

Tinkeringbell

Germany?

Hans1984

yeah

you would think its africa right now

Tinkeringbell

We're predicted to stay a little below 40, but over 35....

(Netherlands)

Hans1984

11:46

yeah something like that

Tinkeringbell

It's already bad here...

Hans1984

they said it MIGHT crack 40

Tinkeringbell

@Hans1984 Meh, Africa would probably have a dry heat.

Way better than the temperatures with this level of humidity.

Hans1984

its terrible climate

summers werent like this when i was young

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@Hans1984 wrong color of people though

But you might become black eventually. :P

Tinkeringbell

11:48

True. Though maybe that's because there was always a pool or sprinkler I could jump under when young, and now I have to work in an office :P

Hans1984

well with all those imigrants..

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@Hans1984 nah they're not black

Hans1984

some are

and the others have black eyes

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

Middle East people are brown or even dark brown... but really black are only in Africa, I think.

Hans1984

so they are black

:P

I have blue eyes like a ..true..german

uhm

coughes

anyway its waaayyy too hot

and its getting worse..

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

11:52

@Hans1984 hey I got black eyes! And light skin.... :D

Well maybe light-brown

Tinkeringbell

Well, as Dutch people would say... this is no kind of weather for a white person. But y'all are having a dangerous discussion! :P

I can't even visit the toilet and find this room almost derailed? XD

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

I have one part which is not brown for sure! :D

Tinkeringbell

I don't want to know.

:P

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

rofl

This reminds me!

!!pee

KennyBOT

~ Open the floodgates ....

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

11:55

!!feed ping for @Marsh

KennyBOT

~ I have had enough for now ...

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

:(

Such a small stomach

Marshmallow

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard Well mission successful

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@rene maybe enlarge @Kenny stomach to contain 20 items? ;)

Huh??!?!?!?

Hans1984

yeah I was kiding on the black eye part

I think that was obvious

wasnt it?

because then most asian ppl would be black too

which they are certainly not

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

11:58

hehe yeah

Well my son has blue eyes.

Got them from my wife's father who came from.... wait for it.... Germany!

:D

Marshmallow

Hey Germany, complain when you get to 50 degrees, not sooner.

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard Oh James Bond Wizard

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

lol

Hans1984

No, I will Keep complaining

Marshmallow

My eyes are dark brown but when I stare into them in front of a mirror I creep myself out

Hans1984

and of story

.

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

11:59

Hans The Complaining Wizard 1984

Too keep it all there :P

Hans1984

haha

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@Marshmallow put some clothes on when you do it then, you'll feel better. :D

rene

WUT?

Hans1984

wut means anger in german

well more like fury or rage

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

lol

11 mins ago, by Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@rene maybe enlarge @Kenny stomach to contain 20 items? ;)

oh, welcome back to Den! :D

Marshmallow

12:08

@rene ~ Open the floodgates.

Maybe I should on Gardening.SE whether peeing is a good way of watering flowers that grow on acidic soil.

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

12:19

17

Q: Which plants/trees will benefit from using urine as a fertilizer?

We know that urine can do a plant good. Certain plants (like citrus trees) will absolutely do well if you add urine to their intake. But urine is very high in nitrogen and could potentially "burn" the plant. What are some common plants/trees that can flourish with urine as a fertilizer? Is ther...

watering fertilizer nitrogen

@MikePerry any tips how to mix them efficiently? ;-) — Shadow Wizard 10 secs ago

lol

@Mar so, all your internal parts are back to full capacity? All your bodily functions back to normal?

(including not having to log visits to toilets anymore)

Hans1984

you shouldn't pee against electric fences

I ve told you !

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

lol

hey

Weird thought of the day! If a male cyborg pee.... won't he get electrified?!

Hans1984

if hes no constructed properly, then yes

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

That would be sad

Hans1984

yeah

another 100million $ down the drain

rene

12:26

@Hans1984 ich habe keine blasse ahnung ...

Hans1984

Kot means poo in german

that's why I ll never use Kotlin

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

Hans1984

ouch!

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

Drawing is wrong though, pee is constant stream, not drops

(not until it's almost finished at least ;))

Hans1984

yeah imagine taking a piss like that

with that curve

lmao

Magic!

this guy mastered gravity

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

12:31

To be honest I can do it... but it's not natural. ;)

Hans1984

:o

that's why you are the pee wizard

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

lol

Surely @EKons can do it too

But @EKons can't win the stats!

!!status

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Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

350 is a gap even @EKons will find hard to fill.... :P

EKons

more like boring...

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

12:37

Hide!

!!pee so @EKons won't be bored

KennyBOT

~ Let's build some dykes ....

Hans1984

hides

hidden hans

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

!!poo all over so @Hans will be visible again

KennyBOT

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Hans1984

noo

EKons

12:39

tapes @Hans shut

Hans1984

rips tape off

flexes muscles

throws EKons through closed window

EKons

puts needle through inflated muscles

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

Found you!

Hans1984

hey thats me

mario

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

I know

@Hans1984 who

FOX 9000

12:41

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard personage (?)

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@FOX9000 homage

FOX 9000

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard token (?)

EKons

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard probably something in his carcass...

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@FOX9000 guid

FOX 9000

No associated word found for guid.

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

12:42

>>continue guid generator

FOX 9000

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard generator (?)

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@FOX9000 online

FOX 9000

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard yahoo (?)

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@FOX9000 answers

FOX 9000

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard cheerfully (?)

EKons

12:42

um...

> I HAVE GOOD NEWS!!!!!111

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

?

EKons

referring to the "answers cheerfully" part ;P

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

lol

EKons

yay I found a link :D

@FOX9000 gleefully

FOX 9000

@EKons throwing (?)

EKons

12:45

waaaaait

that escalated quickly

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

BTW... the game I play on PS4 (Dragon Quest XI) got a Gay Parade of its own. Brave move from international company, they got my respect. :D

@Mar can you see that? ^

The one in front is the game hero/main character, the one on the cart is one of his "side kicks".

Feels awesome to fight hideous monsters wearing that costume! :P

KennyBOT

~ Stars get removed under peer-pressure?

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@KennyBOT pee (pressure)

FOX 9000

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard gina (?)

EKons

yes that's how solar systems are destroyed

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

12:49

@EKons nah just evil overlords who took the sun away

And made the Life Tree fall down from the sky

EKons

hm... something looks a bit shuffled over there... :P

Hans1984

square enix made some good games

I'm playing FF15 right now

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@FOX9000 garden (gina meaning in Hebrew ;))

Hans1984

on pc

FOX 9000

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard coaster (?)

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

12:50

@FOX9000 toaster

FOX 9000

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard fork (?)

Hans1984

its one of the better japanese companies

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@Hans1984 nice... I kind of stopped at FF X it became... less fun to play.

Hans1984

but their pc ports usually have alot of issues

did you Play Nier:automata ?

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@Hans1984 I decided it's pointless to spend at least $1000 on gaming PC when I can buy PS4 for third the price and with same quality games.

Hans1984

12:51

yeah true

alsooyu cna use it for a longer time

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@Hans1984 nope

FOX 9000

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard jest (?)

Hans1984

till next PS Comes out

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@Hans1984 yeah until a better PS is out :D

Hans1984

while a gaming pc you have to basically re-new every 2 years

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

12:52

oh

Great minds....

Hans1984

right

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@Hans1984 well, I had one that lasted 5 years, the last Gaming PC that I had.

Upgraded memory twice though.

Hans1984

my pc is 10 years old

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

o_O

Hans1984

i open it 4 times a year and clean everything for almost 2hours

that kept it going

never had a pc that Long before

but i recently updated RAM and put a new graphic Card in it

so its not the same pc ;)

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

12:54

:D

Hans1984

you see if you have a pc for so Long you get attached to it..

don't want to recylce it yet

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

I had to throw away my childhood PC when I was 30 or so.

My mother told me to take it away, and I had no place in my own house.

Hans1984

what ?

was it still working?

:o

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

(of course it didn't work anymore, it sat for years in a corner, getting dust everywhere)

Hans1984

I see

i recently checked for how Long my pc is running

it said 35k hours

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

12:56

Feel bit sorry I didn't take care of it... but meh... we have picture albums for memories. ;)

Hans1984

so thats quite alot

Shree

I lost my pc when. Now survive with off laptop :(

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@Hans1984 yeah

Hans1984

@Shree sorry to hear

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@Shree why not new?

Hans1984

12:58

leaving now

bye guys

Tinkeringbell

@Hans1984 Don't forget to vent with these temperatures ;) Bye!

Shree

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard Cost is so high and around 100% extra charge for custom. Around 100k our rupee need to bought and it's hard to get new :( So many sad story :D but reality :)

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@Hans1984 cya

FOX 9000

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard bye (?)

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@Shree wow.... here cars get such charge by taxes. Computers are rather "cheap", i.e. cost about as much as they cost in Europe or USA.

Shree

13:05

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard If I install VS, SQL server and other stuff to develop I need at least 5i core processer and 8+ Ram its hard without office :D and cost is high.

I am MCPD, but VS and SQL is free but still lot of cost for me.

Shree

13:18

Now VS 2019 and SQL 2017 :P and ..........................

+ we are Asian joint family and I care around 9 family member :P

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

Whoa

Shree

13:39

D

Marshmallow

13:51

@Hans1984 If I hang around Den often enough I'll know all the disgusting words in German

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