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Pekka's other trolling account
Pekka's other trolling account
7:58 AM
Is there a party or platform that suits your views though?
One with a strong killing policy?
Then there's the economical issues
Becoming Hank Scorpio requires a very free market, and a weak government incapable of monitoring what goes on within your company. And once it figures it out anyway, incapable of doing anything about it.
Which party supports wholesale killing, and is looking to cripple governmental vigour, including, but not limited to, law enforcement and stock exchange oversight?
That is what you should be asking yourself when you scuffle downstairs early that may monday.
If you are unsure, ask the people at your voting station for advice.
You guys vote on a Monday? Weird. Do you get time off work?
 
 
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Killbog
Killbog
12:09 PM
No time off work. Voting takes like a minute, dude.
 
 
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Pekka's other trolling account
Pekka's other trolling account
7:03 PM
Yeah, but what if you work across town from your voting station?
Unless you can go vote at any voting station, of course.
I can't find a suitable party for you though.
List of political parties in Ontario
Parties represented in the Legislative Assembly * Ontario Liberal Party * Ontario New Democratic Party * Progressive Conservative Party of Ontario Other registered parties * Communist Party of Ontario (founded 1940) * Ontario Provincial Confederation of Regions Party (founded 1989) * Family Coalition Party of Ontario (founded 1986) * Freedom Party of Ontario (founded 1984) * Green Party of Ontario (founded 1983) * Ontario Libertarian Party (founded 1975) * Reform Party of Ontario (founded 1989, revived in 2007) * Republican Party of Ontario (founded 2007) * Party for People with Special Ne...
Does destroying Australia with a giant laser count as "Reform"?
Hmm. This is difficult.
There's not even a Nazi party of some sort whose nefariousness could somehow be channeled into building a giant laser, only to get rid of them once it is built.
 
 
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Killbog
Killbog
10:32 PM
Destroying Australia isn't part of any political platform.
It's an unwritten doctrine that spans the entirety of Canada.
 
Pekka's other trolling account
Pekka's other trolling account
11:04 PM
Ahhh, I see! It's like Switzerland's Réduit during World War II.
Makes sense.
So in theory, you could vote for the Communist or Green Party, and still further the destruction of Australia.
That's very convenient.
And patriotic. Putting the greater good over party interests like that
 
Pekka's other trolling account
Pekka's other trolling account
11:45 PM
However!, and this is important, the Green Party would want to power the Laser with renewable energies
While the more conservative parties would peruse those dirty, dirty nuclear power stations that you guys have.
To be very honest, against my own conscience, I think you are better off with the conservatives here. You don't want to be forced to postpone the destruction of Australia because there happens to be a lull, or cloudy skies
 

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