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12:09 AM
No one should be above the law, contrary to what Shepard may think.
 
12:43 AM
Eh, Killbog... I'm intrigued by that statement. Who is this Shepard?
 
This article describes notable characters who appear in the Mass Effect fictional universe. These characters are explored in the novels Mass Effect: Revelation and Mass Effect: Ascension, the comic series Mass Effect: Redemption, and the video games Mass Effect, Mass Effect Galaxy, and Mass Effect 2. This list describes only major protagonists, antagonists, and party members that appear in the games, novels, and comic, although these storylines feature much larger supporting casts consisting of dozens of minor characters. Commander Shepard Commander Shepard is the main player character i...
 
Interesting... Google failed me again.
 
Well duh. You should have searched for Commander Shepard instead.
I mean who doesn't know about that? What kind of part-time community manager are you?
 
One who doesn't play games.
(unless they involve The Community)
 
There's a Stack Exchange for gaming and therefore you should have played every video game that there is. Also you know all forms of mathematics, all computer languages, all written and spoken languages and also you should be sewing, like, constantly.
 
12:54 AM
(As chesspieces)
(in a friendly game of checkers)
 
Welbog takes pawn 5.
In the Stack Overflow game of chess I'm not sure if Jeff or Joel should be the queen.
 
Har!
 
On the one hand, Joel is cooler so he should have more movement options, but then again the opportunity for Jeff being the queen is just comedy gold.
Gripping hand is that I'm the knight.
On the opposite team.
 
@Killbog Is there a sewing SE site? How did I miss that?!
 
I don't know. I figure you should be sewing.
 
12:56 AM
I have sewn things. Just this past year, I sewed a... bag. With a double-stitch for extra strength!
 
It's super effective.
 
Ok, so mentioning that would immediately get me kicked off any proper sewing site, but still, I think it proves I'm qualified to moderate it when it shows up, in 2015.
 
You're unfit to have anything to do with any communities of gamers.
Consider yourself officially barred from PAX.
 
Oh HEY! I posted *A QUESTION* on Gaming
 
You posted a question? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Asking questions on Stack Overflow sites is for idiots.
 
12:59 AM
It wasn't actually my question. But none the less, I POSTED it. And got REPS for it.
 
Posting a question...
How disgusting.
I thought I knew you, man.
Also, in L4D I specifically spawn as Zoey.
Zoey is the best, man.
It goes like this:
Zoey > Bill > Louis > Francis
And in L4D2 it's like this:
Coach > Rochelle > Ellis > Nick
And overall it's like this:
Zoey > Bill > Coach > Louis > Rochelle > Francis > Ellis > Nick
 
I don't know what any of those names mean. But I'll assume they're all female. Especially Coach - that's the femmiest name of the lot.
 
And the zombies, too:
Tankar > Spittar > Huntar > Chargar > Tongue Guy > Jockar
 
It lets you play as zombies? Hmm... Perhaps I misjudged this whole "gaming" thing...
 
Well duh
You gotta play the zombies if you want to eat the humans.
You can't eat the humans when you're playing a human. You can only shoot the humans then.
Speaking of games, I need to play Mass Effect. I'm nearly done ruining the galaxy for everyone.
 
1:07 AM
@Killbog My new-found respect for gaming has been trashed by this revelation. What sort of apocalypse simulator refuses to let you engage in cannibalism?!
 
I know right?
 
 
22 hours later…
10:42 PM
So it turns out my voting station for the next election (in less than a month) is is my apartment building.
I don't have to leave the house to change my country.
 

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