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12:09 AM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Offensive answer detected: Why do anime girls have huge chests? by poophead64 on anime.SE

JamesENL

12:29 AM

Morning all

Jason C

12:52 AM

I just dropped my laptop 8 feet off a ladder. It hit the ladder then landed on the hardwood floor splayed open keys and monitor down. And not a scratch on it. Proving once again that thinkpads are the shit.

I have no idea how it's not completely trashed.

It did reboot though, lol.

The DVD drive still works. Fascinating.

user202362

every of my phones gets dropped from chest high at least 3 times in their life time

user202362

and not intentionally

Jason C

Oh yeah me too. I only buy ruggedized phones. I beat the crap out of them.

The Kyocera phones have the sapphire glass, it's pretty gnarly stuff. Like you can rub it around in gravel and it won't leave a mark.

user202362

I get plenty of protection for my phone, so they can land comfortably from any angle

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted username, offensive answer detected: Balancing Player vs. Monsters: Level-Up Curves by nigger faggot on gamedev.SE

Ramanujan

1:02 AM

What is blacklisted usernames?

Jason C

@Ramanujan They are... blacklisted usernames.

User names that match a pattern on smokey's blacklist. E.g. the user name above.

Ramanujan

Making chat bot is legal?

Jason C

Sure

JamesENL

!!/lick

SmokeDetector

@JamesENL licks ice cream cone

Jason C

1:06 AM

@Ramanujan github.com/ManishEarth/ChatExchange

JamesENL

!!/coffee

SmokeDetector

@JamesENL brews coffee for @JamesENL

JamesENL

Yessssss

Ramanujan

!!/coffee

SmokeDetector

@Ramanujan brews coffee for @Ramanujan

Ramanujan

1:10 AM

where is my coffee?

Jason C

Yeah that's pretty much me right now.

Hm I randomly picked up some blue snapper steaks today, I'm not sure what to do with them.

Shog9

there's always batter-fry

Yeahh.... maybe

@JasonC eat

Heh

1:18 AM

heck, butter in a pan if you're lazy

little bit of lemon juice, bottle of Corona...

Ramanujan

I was suspended for using ididom

Shog9

define: ididom

idiom

Noun: idiom (plural idioms or idiomata)

(now rare) A manner of speaking, a way of expressing oneself.
A language or dialect.
Specifically, a particular variety of language; a restricted dialect used in a given historical period, context etc.
2010, Christopher Hitchens, "The Other L-Word", Vanity Fair, 13 Jan 2010:
Many parents and teachers have become irritated to the point of distraction at the way the weed-style growth of "like" has spread through the idiom of the young.

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shocking

Ramanujan

In my native language: मुहावरा

Shog9

मुहावरा

Noun: मुहावरा • (muhāvrā) m

idiom
habit...

bjb568

define: idiotom

meh

Shog9

1:29 AM

well, let's see... 4 out of the last 6 flags here were on your posts. One of the two remaining was on SmokeDetector replying to your posts. That's already as many flags as were raised here in the past two months combined.

So... That's either really talented, or really careless.

Ramanujan

@Shog9 I am new here , also see this chat.meta.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/5823403#5823403

Shog9

bit of advice then: read more than you write

bjb568

Meta chat drama!

user315433

This is not a chat-message writing service! What have you tried?

Ramanujan

@NormalHuman me?

Shog9

1:41 AM

*what you have tried?

Ramanujan

See this , this , may be more

Jason C

@Shog9 I went semi lazy. Fried in olive oil w/ lemon zest, chopped garlic, salt and pepper.

Came out not bad.

Should've batter fried it lol.

On the bright side I totally know how to clean my cheese grater now.

Shog9

@JasonC that sounds... Almost as good as butter.

Jason C

Yeah it wasn't even worth the 5 seconds of chopping garlic.

Not entirely sure why I bought these.

Shog9

fresh or frozen?

Jason C

1:46 AM

Fresh

Shog9

probably looked good in the case then

Jason C

They were well-presented.

I fried up some spinach in salt and butter too, though, which magically makes everything you serve it with 10x better.

Shog9

lacking only for bacon

Jason C

Yeah I was just thinking that

Bacon crumbles + spinach + maple + black pepper = baller, btw

Also works with brussel sprouts

bjb568

I just ate some microwaveable Indian chicken stuff wrapped in a tortilla with that cold fish stuff that you put on bagels inside too.

Jason C

1:54 AM

"Cold fish stuff that you put on bagels" = a piece of salmon? lol

Anonymous

Heh. I am going to try to make Indian chicken stuff from scratch in a few minutes, one I stop procrastinating cleaning up the kitchen.

Jason C

Heh

Anonymous

Lox

Lox is a fillet of brined salmon. Traditionally, lox is served on a bagel with cream cheese, and is usually garnished with tomato, sliced red onion, and sometimes capers. == Etymology == The American English word lox is derived from the Yiddish word for salmon, לאַקס laks (cf. German Lachs), which ultimately derives from the Indo-European word for salmon, *laks-. The word lox has cognates in numerous Indo-European languages. For example, cured salmon in Scotland and Scandinavian countries is known by different versions of the name Gravlax or gravad laks. (Lax or Laks means salmon in the S...

user315433

I wouldn't mind a bagel with smoked salmon cream cheese... but there are no bagel shops within walking distance left...

Jason C

@JeremyBanks Yes the meal I just cooked was strategically planned to make sure I didn't have to wash any of the pile of dirty dishes in my sink.

My dirty dish pile does not support subtraction.

I think it's a firmware bug.

/me overwrites entire en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lox article with "That cold fish stuff that you put on a bagel."

I really want to write a botnet that every once in a while randomly offsets a date in a wikipedia article by one day.

Anonymous

2:00 AM

@JasonC I was going to lecture you about vandalism but then remembered... are you a significant Wikipedia contributor, or am I mixing you up with someone else?

Jason C

Are those my only two options?

Anonymous

Yes. If neither are applicable, you'll have a two-week grace period to fix that.

Jason C

Heh

I'm not a regularly significant wikipedia contributor but I do have my moments, good and evil.

Anonymous

I expect that would trigger a bot to automatically revert it...

Anonymous

Yup: (Reverting possible vandalism by 1.2.3.4 to version by 85.24.180.232. Report False Positive? Thanks, ClueBot NG. (2961534) (Bot)) (undo)

Jason C

2:03 AM

The trick is slow, and distributed.

For the dates, that is.

Yes overwriting a full article should trigger a quick revert.

Heh

My proudest evil moment was making up toys in en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nickelodeon_Toys, and then they survived in the article for the better part of a year.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Offensive answer detected: Internet noticeably slower on one computer while faster on another connected to the same router by I Have Shit Internet on superuser.com

Anonymous

That's bad! :P

Jason C

Something along the lines of "Splorp - Changes to a liquid when you yell at it." Etc.

Anonymous

My most significant contribution to Wikipedia was adding a photo and logo for my high school, because they were pulled in automatically to the school's Facebook network information page when all of my peers were signing up.

Jason C

> Replaced content with 'That cold fish stuff that you put on a bagel.'

Anonymous

2:06 AM

Not that any of them were as impressed as I'd hoped.

Jason C

Forever preserved in the edit history.

Lol

"Come on, girl, did you not see my wikipedia edit?"

Anonymous

Heh, the computer science department hasn't done a great job keeping their website updated since I left.

JamesENL

@JasonC if you can pick up a sexual partner with "Did you not see my wikipedia edit" I will wire you money

ɥʇǝS

@JamesENL are you going to limit what pages he's allowed to edit though?

JamesENL

Nah

Go nuts

bjb568

2:29 AM

@JeremyBanks We have your IP address now.

JamesENL

He could say that he was personally responsible for the downfall of Nazi Germany, say that he landed on the moon while curing polio, say he is the world tri break dancing/surfing/free climbing champion

Shog9

Broken image review: crowdcrafting.org/project/sehttpimagescleanup

user315433

2:55 AM

Taking a stand against HTTP images?

ɥʇǝS

@Shog9 you reminded me...

37

Q: What happened to the broken link review queue?

For a bit there was a sort of "beta" review queue for broken links at yoursite.se/review/links, you can still see the stats for that queue at http://meta.stackexchange.com/review/links/stats. However trying to review more bad links gives me a 404 page. I assume the queue was taken down. What hap...

bjb568

The one benefit of the taking a stand post: now "taking a stand" is a meta meme.

ɥʇǝS

@bjb568 whhhyyyyyyy.

user315433

Another benefit is: remembering it avoids getting sucked into a time-draining activity like this one.

Jason C

3:37 AM

@Shog9 I can't make any sense at all of that site.

All I see is a bunch of weird portmanteaus, and somebody vomited <a>'s all over the page that I think I'm supposed to click or something.

Hey there's results, I like results.

Aw, "no results".

Oooo I can discover things.

I can't decide if I want to discover things, contribute, contribute some more, get results, do tasks, sign in, download JSON, or browse statuses, but it doesn't matter because the page has not one, but two footers, almost as large as the page itself. This is the most visually confusing web site I have ever laid eyes on.

More like crowdcrafting SUCKfabric.

Give me the answers for the tasks. I demand answers.

bjb568

i herd u leik footah

heah iz footah un uh footah

Jason C

izzyandjean.co.nz/blogs/weekly-blog/8334396-fouta-foo-tah

@bjb568 THESE ARE THE TASKS OF THE PROJECTS. THESE ARE THE ANSWERS FOR THE TASKS. THESE ARE THE STATUSES. I AM AN ENT.

Shog9

4:01 AM

@JasonC So, this was apparently built for doing... Data analysis or some such; training classifiers and stuff. The idea being, you get a TON of people completing every "task", where that's like "is there a cat in this picture" or something.

Most of that isn't needed here

crowdcrafting.org/project/sehttpimagescleanup/newtask

Jason C

Oh wait a minute... this seems familiar. I feel like I read an article recently about this or something like it, but I can't remember the context. Is this that thing where you get paid to do small analysis tasks, and companies can pay to put their thing on there?

Shog9

@JasonC no, that sounds more like Mechanical Turk

Jason C

Oh that's totally what I was thinking of.

Shog9

which is pretty useful, if you just need a hundred people looking at something

user202362

4:18 AM

sometimes hundred is not enough, spammers usually aim for millions

user202362

all about probability

user202362

5:04 AM

user202362

I should ideally be carrying around 15kg for the hiking trip, but extra 5kg only cost $1

Jason C

→ 13 messages moved to Chimney

user315433

Looks like these reports now come immediately, not after 5 minutes as they used to.

Undo

Deletion watching broke. Not sure how yet.

Jason C

@Undo Do you know what else broke?

Yo momma

Not sure how yet

Undo

5:18 AM

Heh

Jason C

5:36 AM

→ 6 messages moved to Chimney

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: How is the Concept of masked convolutions in PixelRNN implemented? by user2973566 on stats.SE

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: bellecomplexnorway.com/raw-nitro-og-test-shred/ by dannyweiss on electronics.SE

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching product name in body, pattern-matching product name in title, pattern-matching website in body: Exceptional Garcinia Cambogia Review? by gandifkal on apple.SE

Undo

So it looks like we're failing to bind to the deletion websocket for some reason - probably a change on SE's side, or something just being broken. Pretty sure it isn't our fault, there haven't been any touches to that code in a long time. Need to dig in to it, but it's late here and I'm tired. Y'all might seem more spam than usual tonight, but it should be fixed tomorrow in some capacity.

ɥʇǝS

@Undo sleep well.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: standard oils, sun hurt, and lessened cell by fahdselbise24 on graphicdesign.SE

SmokeDetector

6:02 AM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword with email in body: Online Statistics Tutor Job by user423087 on math.SE

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching product name in body, repeated URL at end of long post: Children are not prudent to utilize this item by hapman juri on drupal.SE

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL-only title, bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted website in title, link at end of body, +2 more: powerigfaustralia.net/trimplex-elite-australia/ by user662423 on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted website in title, +1 more: offersreviews.org/malexpro/ by puxv sanam on apple.SE

angussidney

6:25 AM

Smokey is currently having a huccup, meaning that you guys will see more spam posts appearing in here than usual (instantly after they are posted, rather than after 5 mins). Should be fixed within 24 hours or so, sorry for the inconvenience. Thanks for your patience :)

[star/pin-pls]

JamesENL

Doesn't worry me in the slightest :P

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: Renuvalift regards to tending to the by DorisRobert on askubuntu.com

SmokeDetector

6:40 AM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted website in title, +1 more: offersreviews.org/malexpro/ by luaventaz on graphicdesign.SE

M.A.R.

SD 10K

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: With rapid ageless you can squash by lissaxander on drupal.SE

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: crazybulkstacks/reveal-rx/ by kishanpal on graphicdesign.SE

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Strategies For Improving Bone And Mutual Health by synrpgv on askubuntu.com

Andrew T.

6:59 AM

@JasonC lol I'd prefer cookies, even if they're imaginary :)

Just read about HTTPS to take a stand, that means image will almost always be needed to be uploaded to SE's imgur since hyperlinking HTTP image will be prohibited.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted website in title, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: trexmusclesite.com/herbal-alchemist-cbd-cannabidiol/ by vernaroberts on apple.SE

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: your skin the consideration by journyboyz on apple.SE

Andrew T.

@SmokeDetector why

M.A.R.

@JasonC Wouldn't the most common words be either 'a' or 'the'?

SmokeDetector

@AndrewT. Post - Offensive keyword: ejaculate

Andrew T.

err.. okay...

@SmokeDetector fpu-

SmokeDetector

7:11 AM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Aviqua Wrinkle Complex Avoid skin care products with fragrances. by Rhonda Cedeno on security.SE

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: 10 Benefits For You With Yoga Fitness by adfderer on drupal.SE

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title, +1 more: slimatrexnorway.com/test-shred/ by Pyszsloi on graphicdesign.SE

user202362

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Pattern-matching website in answer: Listen to music on YouTube without video by Anika Sri on webapps.SE

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: DermaFolia Skin care anti aging by user227958 on apple.SE

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: Tightens And Firms Skin by Jaysonteeli on graphicdesign.SE

SmokeDetector

7:36 AM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: Is prolongz safe to buy? by lorahaas on apple.SE

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Kratos Max - Improved Focus Levels by user352992 on meta.SE

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted website in title, +2 more: offersreviews.org/malexpro/ by ihyv sanam on apple.SE

Journeyman Geek

@M.A.R. according to root access lore.... The most common thing I say is lol.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, repeated URL at end of long post: you will see the frame by Gant1978 on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title, repeated URL at end of long post: worldmuscleking.com/ultra-slim-400/ by tinahyu789 on workplace.SE

SmokeDetector

8:29 AM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted username, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, +2 more: Expects inconvenient wrinkles and ousts harm from the skin by kiferjuriya on drupal.SE

Henry WH Hack v2.0

Why do I always keep missing the party? :(

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Pattern-matching website in answer: What Chrome password manager fits my requirements? by Paul on superuser.com

Derpy

@ShadowWizard Wikipedia. I was checking the "Three Wise Monkeys" page because they were referenced during a discussion and the article listed those characters

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