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12:02 AM
> I may be a terrible parent for saying this, but for device storage planning: you won't need as much space for pictures of the second kid. -- Nick Craver at 4:00 PM - 30 Dec 2016
 
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True, but I think this predates digital pictures.
 
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(from own experience as the second kid)
 
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> I am currently facing a dilemma that has frustrated me and I am sure many of my fellow coders throughout America for our entire careers: editors that write the closing html tag for you.

> I restrict the location of "my fellow coders" to America, because we are, without question, the most indolent beings that have walked planet Earth. We attempt to hide this indolence with meaningless words, such as "efficiency" and "innovation", but the truth is indisputable. The fact that I am supporting a stereotype such as this one is further proof of Americans' insolence. http://stackoverflow.com/q/
 
user315433
Using both "indolence" and "insolence" this close to each other is confusing, but apparently intentional.
 
user202362
zaq, I don't trust you. I always have this feeling of you having sinister intentions, most likely for your own amusement ...
 
user315433
12:51 AM
Split an integer into an array of digits looks like a pretty real question to me. (700 rep until 3K...)
 
user315433
Oh well, it's a duplicate anyway.
 
1:11 AM
Oh, 2012. Still sad tho.
 
user315433
1:25 AM
Русский язык now has mods! There were two candidates, both got appointed.
 
@zaq Why aren't you wearing a hat?
 
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So… the answer is that you're the last one up the escalator of life. Pretty deep.
 
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in Lounge<C++> on Stack Overflow Chat, Dec 14 at 0:29, by Telkitty
I know someone who likes to make a straw man of incredulous stupidity, then compare himself with that straw man to draw the conclusion of how brilliant he is ...
 
user202362
1:41 AM
applies to cartoons too!
 
user315433
1:54 AM
xkcdBot posted #1178 twice, but didn't post #1179, today's comic. Boo.
 
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The path of the cool eclipse, U.S. edition: eclipse2017.org/2017/path_through_the_US.htm
 
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Something weird on EE meta: Found a weird user giving out SE account details by zack1544 on meta.electronics.stackexchange.com
 
@Telkitty I have a cat that looks just like that one!
@Shog9 That site cant solve stupidity, sadly.
@rene Dunno. Peanuts are already kinda bitter. Roasting them adds some bitterness but you can offset it with sweetness and it seems to end up a bit peanuttier in the end.
 
Lots and lots of salt
 
2:02 AM
Speaking of which, great peanut butter success just now. More than success. This batch came out awesome.
Three cheers for crisco.
 
user202362
if you like salt, you should swim in the ocean more often
 
user202362
free salt ... and water
 
The trick was store bought roasted nuts. I made a batch with raw nuts that turned out well too. I don't know why, my roasted peanuts keep turning out dry and weird. The store bought ones still had all their oils.
Which, actually, is probably a good question for the cooking site.
 
user202362
Sydney needs another 35+ degree celsius days, so I can go swimming with the fishes again
 
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It's great to have a school of small fishes nibbling on your legs
 
2:09 AM
2017 will be my third prime year.
 
user202362
~ok, get away from me, I am going to get sunburnt on my legs after you eat all my sunscreen~
 
user315433
Could be your last one, too. Pretty big gap to the next one.
 
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So enjoy it while it lasts.
 
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The gap is not as big as the great crisis of primality of 1953-1971.
 
user202362
2:17 AM
Dears Star War fans, I hope this is not a stab in your heart, that Princess Leia was a drug addict
 
What a stack of years.
 
user202362
you should start with 0
 
I started when I was born.
(on the side of the years, not shown, are things that happened)
 
user202362
nice little kitteh :p
 
I'll aim for 14 prime years, that should be enough for me.
Probably less is fine too, dunno yet.
 
2:27 AM
It's so weird talking to people who weren't alive before 2000.
 
user315433
You keep a diary in MongoDB or something?
 
Plus you missed all the y2k hilarity.
 
I wish there had been MongoDB back in the day…
@JasonC I don't think there's a shortage of hilarity now.
 
Planes dropping out of the sky, spontaneous launches of nuclear weapons, escalators speeding out of control, bank accounts zeroed, it was total chaos.
 
Hilarity, of course, meaning threat of extinction of the human race.
heh.
 
2:32 AM
If I ever sell a product I'm going to market it as Y2K-compliant just to bring it back.
 
user315433
2:42 AM
Y2K compliant peanut butter.
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3:02 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Offensive answer detected: Why did future Flash save his child-self from Reverse Flash only once? by user76199 on scifi.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in answer, offensive answer detected: Why did future Flash save his child-self from Reverse Flash only once? by user76199 on scifi.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in answer, bad keyword with email in answer, email in answer: 3% personal loan online. Is this a scam? by Mario finance on money.stackexchange.com
 
user315433
3:33 AM
Daniel Fischer's Math rep finally exceeded SO rep, 141,860 > 141,801. Reputation chart
 
user315433
Is he still the only user with 100K rep on more than one non-meta site? There was a query somewhere...
 
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Not anymore, although he still leads in the "most rep on 2nd site" category.
 
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There are three others... Robert Harvey 133,500 on Software Engineering, 131,197 on Stack Overflow.
 
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Aaron Bertrand 169,438 on SO, 117,201 on DBA.
 
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egreg 531,782 on TeX, 109,874 on Mathematics.
 
user315433
3:43 AM
SO appears three times here, but... Aaron Bertrand hasn't posted on SO since May 2014, and Daniel Fischer hasn't posted on SO since August 2014. The site being left behind.
 
user202362
4:02 AM
Trump is going to be the president in 48 hours time, maybe I should cancel my US trip March/April next year ...
 
@zaq This peanut butter is so y2k compliant.
 
user202362
4:32 AM
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: musclebuildingbuy.com/muscle-boost-x/ by douggordon on apple.stackexchange.com
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[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted website in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: trexmusclesite.com/ultimate-testo-explosion/ by chrtopherlberta on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title, repeated URL at end of long post: supplementstest.org/zyntix/ by shereds1960 on apple.stackexchange.com
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user202362
5:08 AM
 
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user315433
@SmokeDetector Sounds like a good deal to me.
 
user202362
5:21 AM
One of the people who has been responsible for a biz that spammed me (and many many other people I suspect) for 5 years sent an email asking 'I will be CES 2017, will I see you there?' Nope, but if I was going to turn up, it would be me + club & I will return years of 'tender love' I felt with it.
 
5:37 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title, repeated URL at end of long post: supplementstest.org/zyntix/ by shereds1960 on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: Keep this far from youngsters and don't use under 18 age by user217697 on apple.stackexchange.com
 
5:48 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title, repeated URL at end of long post: supplementstest.org/zyntix/ by user8135 on bricks.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: Besides, enhances your sexual by user62236 on workplace.stackexchange.com
 
6:04 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: your mind sharper and more productive by nuyawgu on apple.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: The luminosity in your skin by user217703 on apple.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in title: Perfect Youth Serum Apply cucumbers by Joel Dozier on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com
 
6:29 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: Xcode comment selection shortcut not working on European keyboard by Gracia Xavi on apple.stackexchange.com
 
6:41 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: My 10 months old male's penis dont want to subtrack by Wayne Leigh on pets.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in link text in answer, pattern-matching website in answer: It is possible recover a deleted contact? by user217609 on android.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title, repeated URL at end of long post: supplementstest.org/zyntix/ by jamesrichardson012 on apple.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: what is this Elite Male Enhancement? by user680494 on superuser.com
 
@bjb568 nice :D
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body: How is Fingerprint Authentication Secure? by Gautham on security.stackexchange.com
 
I was creating a profile on pets.SE, when something went wrong and my account was created as an anonymous account rather than a full account, and I wasn't given the association bonus. Any suggestions apart from contacting the team?
Note that the account still seems to be linked to my other network accounts.
 
6:57 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in title, bad keyword with email in body, bad keyword with email in title: Buy a New Passport from (puredocuments21@gmail.com) by nellyhass on softwarerecs.stackexchange.com
 
user315433
@angussidney You can delete that account and create another one.
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, repeated URL at end of long post: different products.No special product stands in entrance of this by user636767 on security.stackexchange.com
 
user315433
Instant self-delete is available in the profile under settings.
 
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Other than that, it's a thing that happens once in a while when a part of user creation process fails. Example: Why is my profile messed up on a single site and how can I revert it?
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported question: It is not advisable to use chemically changed by dominanttesto66 on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com
 
user315433
Designers must be working on something big and important... when was the last time a site got a custom design?
 
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Looks like it was Signal Processing on October 5.
 
@zaq probably Documentation and/or Jobs take all their time.
 
user315433
It's convenient to have an enemy to hate.
 
@zaq yeah, that was a weird bug... lol
@zaq hate? Nope. Documentation is the next "phase" (?) of Stack Overflow, which is good, and Jobs, well.... that's how SE make money and can stay alive and awesome. ;)
 
user315433
7:31 AM
Yeah, totally not a resource sinkhole.
 
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Poor Anime & Manga is waiting for design since its graduation in September... that's the September of 2015.
 
@zaq will that only delete that account on that site?
 
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Yes.
 
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Source: done it many times
 
Thanks, it worked
 
7:52 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Pattern-matching website in body: 5 Tips For Genbrain Success by salkonnaoanu on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: These products can be seen as a liberal respond by yeeekinrftenia on workplace.stackexchange.com
 
user202362
8:05 AM
 
8:18 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: is Zyntix Safe For Taking? by davidboehm on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: What is the technical term (if one exists) for this kind of website design? by David Klar on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com
 
8:51 AM
In the Gregorian calendar, New Year's Eve (also known as Old Year's Day or Saint Sylvester's Day in many countries), the last day of the year, is on December 31 which is six days after Christmas. Samoa and parts of Kiribati are the first places to welcome the New Year while American Samoa and Baker Island in the United States, are among the last. == North America == === Canada === New Year traditions and celebrations in Canada vary regionally. New Year's Eve (also called New Year's Eve Day or Veille du Jour de l'An in French) is generally a social holiday. In many cities, such as Toront...
 
9:02 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted username, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: possibility to solve the faults that comes on the best by oach juriyam on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
@Bart Appelflap?
 
 
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12:10 PM
How about the feature "Room Owner Request" like "Write Access Request" for chat-room?
 
user202362
12:28 PM
 
Is the guy writing the recipe for how to cook the chicken?
Or am I reading too much in it?
 
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the guy is a vet I think
 
Dr. Pol?
 
user202362
1:00 PM
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: Alpha prime elite natural body enhancement by shereds cak4 on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com
 
@Telkitty Champagne !
 
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I am about to :p
 
\o/
 
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1:09 PM
 
user202362
see you laggots on this side of the new year soon :p
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Pattern-matching website in answer: How to recoup money from a failed startup by Costas on startups.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title: how long has anti-hacker-alliance.com been compromised? by dude chrome on security.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted website in answer: Retrieving my google contacts by Tella on android.stackexchange.com
 
1:48 PM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Offensive answer detected: How to communicate the idea of a "brown-noser" without the vulgar connotations? by Phil on english.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: My 10 months old male's penis dont want to subtrack by Wayne Leigh on pets.stackexchange.com
 
2:14 PM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: Retrieving my google contacts by uumi360 on android.stackexchange.com
 
3:01 PM
Is there a star bait room or something here like the one for PPCG: chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/50986/star-bait
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nope
@ShadowWizard do you remember any earlier reports similar to this. I recall having seen some recently but both on MSO and MSE my search doesn't return anything that comes close.
 
It’s still 8 in the morning of the 31st where I am. What’s it like from the future?
 
4:04 PM
Still holding on to 2016 but I'll report here once we get there ...
 
4:31 PM
EUW server is lagging too, we still are on the 2016 version of the world...
 
4:46 PM
@rene how will you celebrate? ;-)
@rene hmm... Not really, only the one here in the Tavern that @zaq advised to delete the new account and try again.
Maybe on MSO though, I am not active there.
 
user315433
5:46 PM
This is my favorite anti-feature request: An option to disable the editor's undo/redo feature by Franck Dernoncourt on meta.stackexchange.com
 
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But instead of options, just remove it completely. The wretched thing holds the second place for the amount of text I lost when entering on SE. (Second to the infamous MathJax/Chrome bug of 2013).
 
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Remove some part of text and enter new text... then realize you removed a wrong part, and now Ctrl-Z will undo both changes at once.
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of body: Private Yacht Charter by ahmet zengin on patents.stackexchange.com
 
6:16 PM
@zaq yeah, the editor's Undo sucks big time, luckily I learned it in early stage (years ago when I just started) and never used it again.
 
6:34 PM
@ShadowWizard Adam already left a comment and that is now on the 6-8 weeks list
@ShadowWizard I have a Chardonnay in the fridge and that one will be emptied
 
6:59 PM
@rene yup. Let's wish @Adam the best of luck... ;-)
@rene whoa.... So if you will post nonsense here we'll know what to blame... :-D
 
Who knows, maybe it turns into sense all of a sudden?
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title, repeated URL at end of long post: onlinehealthmarkets.com/vinetics-c/ by user83213 on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com
 
8:03 PM
Youtube mix gave me an infinite loop :(
 
8:50 PM
Ooh, I found some good stuff. youtube.com/user/WestminsterChorus/videos
 
 
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user315433
11:17 PM
Less than an hour until 2017 UTC... any new year resolutions?
 
Resolved: In order to better respond to international conflicts, the United States should significantly increase its military spending.
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