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12:40 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps answer: On mcpe, how do you play with your friends on a, say, hunger games server on 0.11.1 by Breanna on gaming.stackexchange.com

Quill - HAT MANIAC

sd f

bjb568 is ceiling kat

twitch

Quill - HAT MANIAC

0

Q: How does Santa avoid Heart Attacks from bad cholesterol?

Santa delivers to the homes of the 7 billion people on Christmas night, eating cookies and milk at each of the homes. Provided each home puts out a glass of milk and 3+ cookies, that's a lot of milk and cookies. How does Santa avoid having heart attacks from bad cholesterol caused by all the co...

user202362

1:02 AM

Santa.clone();

user202362

multithreaded santa operations

2

bjb568 is ceiling kat

:o

The Guy with The Tux

1:20 AM

@bjb568isceilingkat Is that yours?

bjb568 is ceiling kat

yesh

I can donate the 0.0001 quality point to you.

The Guy with The Tux

...you aren't in college, are you?

bjb568 is ceiling kat

…

What do you think?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, email in body: DO U NEED A LOAN by LONIA BENJAMIN on money.stackexchange.com

bjb568 is ceiling kat

sd k

Braiam

1:40 AM

@SmokeDetector do I have to pay it back?

bjb568 is ceiling kat

@Braiam Only 5 rupees out of 7.

SmokeDetector

3:07 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Absolutely fantastic loan service? by Ryan Alan on startups.stackexchange.com

UNIKITTY 2.0

3:41 AM

sd k

SmokeDetector

4:46 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: What is the first appearance of the F-bomb in a movie? by matt_black on movies.stackexchange.com

Ilmari Karonen

4:58 AM

sd ignore

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@IlmariKaronen [:4377317] Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

Ilmari Karonen

!!/report movies.stackexchange.com/a/45379/16608

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[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: What is the first appearance of the F-bomb in a movie? by Mark Jessup on movies.stackexchange.com

Ilmari Karonen

How the f*** did Smokey catch that old question, but not the s***ball answer? o_O

UNIKITTY 2.0

I haz 123 repz

bjb568 is ceiling kat

5:08 AM

Whale Voice Mail

►

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps answer, offensive answer detected: Windows feature pack not installed, installer saying it is by THANKYOUDUDE on superuser.com

UNIKITTY 2.0

@bjb568isceilingkat Whut

sd k

Pandya

Should every meta site must/should have faq? In other words, Is it expected the faq questions in meta site? I'm asking this because I've just visited such question.

bjb568 is ceiling kat

5:28 AM

@Pandya Should.

UNIKITTY 2.0

Tavern is quite empty now

Pandya

how empty?

Ilmari Karonen

UNIKITTY 2.0

@Pandya Half of usual

SmokeDetector

6:05 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Full screen YouTube still shows Dock and Menu Bar by popp on apple.stackexchange.com

bjb568 is ceiling kat

sd k

Santa Claus

6:20 AM

@Telkitty Don't give away my secrets!

UNIKITTY 2.0

@SantaClaus LOL

Santa Claus

There's too many cats here, I can't tell them apart!

2

UNIKITTY 2.0

Haha

Summons Adam's Cats

SmokeDetector

8:11 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: OrderBy() removes items from a query by Sergey Kandaurov on stackoverflow.com

Shadow Wizard

@UNIKITTY2.0 but this Adam isn't a cat...

Adam Haile, United States

191 4

discussion microsoft stackoverflow

sd ignore

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@ShadowWizard [:4377454] Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

Shadow Wizard

!!/rmblu stackoverflow.com/users/4306948/sergey-kandaurov

SmokeDetector

@ShadowWizard User is not blacklisted.

Shadow Wizard

...

UNIKITTY 2.0

8:16 AM

@SmokeDetector why

SmokeDetector

@UNIKITTY2.0 Blacklisted user - blacklisted for stackoverflow.com/questions/32162848 by chat.stackoverflow.com/transcript/message/27593180

UNIKITTY 2.0

@Sha

Shadow Wizard

@Pro Smoky clearly says here "Blacklisted user" and here is says "User is not blacklisted". What's going on?

@UNIKITTY2.0 I know, but can't remove from black list.

UNIKITTY 2.0

@ShadowWizard THE TAVERN ADAM

!!/rmblu stackoverflow.com/users/4306948/sergey-kandaurov

SmokeDetector

@UNIKITTY2.0 User is not blacklisted.

UNIKITTY 2.0

8:19 AM

!!/isblu stackoverflow.com/users/4306948/sergey-kandaurov

SmokeDetector

@UNIKITTY2.0 User is not blacklisted. (4306948 on stackoverflow.com).

Shadow Wizard

bug

Smoky is bugged :(

UNIKITTY 2.0

!!/help

SmokeDetector

@UNIKITTY2.0 I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and low-quality posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. A command list is available here.

UNIKITTY 2.0

!!/addblu stackoverflow.com/users/4306948/sergey-kandaurov

SmokeDetector

8:21 AM

@UNIKITTY2.0 User blacklisted (4306948 on stackoverflow.com).

UNIKITTY 2.0

!!/rmblu stackoverflow.com/users/4306948/sergey-kandaurov

SmokeDetector

@UNIKITTY2.0 User removed from blacklist (4306948 on stackoverflow.com).

Shadow Wizard

@UNIKITTY2.0 huh? Who's that?

UNIKITTY 2.0

@ShadowWizard Adam Lear

Shadow Wizard

adamandevelincoln.co.uk

?

UNIKITTY 2.0

8:22 AM

Adam Lear ♦, New York, NY

101k 35 285 448

discussion support bug status-completed feature-request status-bydesign stackoverflow

Shadow Wizard

oh

So much gold

UNIKITTY 2.0

@ShadowWizard Have you seen the Legendary Jon Skeet™?

Shadow Wizard

@UNIKITTY2.0 who's that?

UNIKITTY 2.0

Jon Skeet, Reading, United Kingdom

832k 418 5865 6989

c# java .net linq generics asp.net xml

Shadow Wizard

ohhh, pure gold!

UNIKITTY 2.0

8:25 AM

Also, @SHa, have you seen your son?

Shadow Wizard

@UNIKITTY2.0 nope. Lost him.

UNIKITTY 2.0

Daughter?

Shadow Wizard

Maybe in the boat?

UNIKITTY 2.0

Hmmm.

Wife?

Shadow Wizard

@UNIKITTY2.0 oh yeah, she won't let me lose or forget her.

UNIKITTY 2.0

8:26 AM

Good

House?

Shadow Wizard

@UNIKITTY2.0 which of them?

UNIKITTY 2.0

Your house

docs-beta.stackexchange.com

Boo no onebox

Shadow Wizard

@UNIKITTY2.0 of course not, private beta

UNIKITTY 2.0

:(

Lolwut

Move more comments link to top ♦, Eastover, NC

14.8k 3 23 50

battery electrical honda engine ford chevrolet brakes

@SHa:

in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 25 mins ago, by Normal Human

!!/rmblu http://stackoverflow.com/users/4306948/sergey-kandaurov

There's your magic

I'm in 51 52 chat rooms

ProgramFOX

8:52 AM

!!/rmblu stackoverflow.com/users/4306948/sergey-kandaurov

SmokeDetector

@ProgramFOX User is not blacklisted.

Shadow Wizard

@UNIKITTY2.0 huh, he was Larry once. chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/340?m=12843164#12843164

ProgramFOX

@Sha Hah, easy answer: Normal Human un-blacklisted him in Charcoal HQ before you tried to.

Shadow Wizard

@ProgramFOX oh. That's... interesting

SmokeDetector

9:07 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Suggested meta tags for HTML 5 that should be considered a must have by Asitha Yomal on stackoverflow.com

SmokeDetector

9:25 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: What happens if the meta tags are present in the document body? by Asitha Yomal on stackoverflow.com

Shadow Wizard

sd k

user202362

Satan grew older and fatter and decided to become good and contribute back to the society. He fired all the devils that worked for him, then hired a bunch of reindeer and changed name to Santa. It's possible.

5

bjb568 is ceiling kat

I tried to go to sleep. I failed. It's 4:36 now.

UNIKITTY 2.0

@bjb568isceilingkat Amazing

Have fun trying to go through the day

bjb568 is ceiling kat

Meh, at least there's no skewl.

UNIKITTY 2.0

9:38 AM

Haha

You'll get sent to detention for sleeping in school

bjb568 is ceiling kat

@UNIKITTY2.0 Heh, at my skewl instead of being sent to detention it's called "being in an AP class".

UNIKITTY 2.0

AP?

bjb568 is ceiling kat

@UNIKITTY2.0 advanced placement, basically advanced classes that you don't need to graduate

UNIKITTY 2.0

Oh lol

SmokeDetector

10:16 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body: How does Connectify Dispatch work? by Guo Cheng Lee on stackoverflow.com

rene

10:26 AM

Are we flagging that ^ as spam?

I guess that user is just unlucky

bummi

AGF and keep track

rene

OK

cybermonkey

10:50 AM

in SO Close Vote Reviewers on Stack Overflow Chat, 3 mins ago, by cybermonkey

any suggestions how I can improve this question?

rekire

I'm wondering two things belonging to this question: meta.stackoverflow.com/q/313375/995926 shouldn't I get a hat for this mobile asked question? Or did the downvotes break that? The second thing I see that this question is a "hot meta" question does that mean that I should get the onion hat?

cybermonkey

@rekire was that on the actual mobile app, or the website?

rekire

@cybermonkey the android app, I asked it there extra for trying to get that hat^^

cybermonkey

@rekire might be some batch process that hasn't picked you up?

rekire

I don't know

on mse I got a hat

cybermonkey

11:00 AM

it seems that an auto-mod flag is raised when a post is edited to have 'anal' in it

(or maybe the system just raises an auto mod-flag when the entire body of a post is changed)

user202362

@cybermonkey what about Analysis

user202362

or it does not do partial matches

cybermonkey

true, might detect just the word on its own

rekire

not sure if this is correctly translated but there is also the case rightsexpert

well in English that are two words so never mind^^

Quill - HAT MANIAC

well, expertsexchange is a thing

rekire

11:06 AM

:-D

user202362

Jane skeet ... omg that name is so very not taken :p

UNIKITTY 2.0

11:53 AM

Halp!

My ubuntu stuff is gone -- $JAVA_HOME is somehow missing

user202362

...

user202362

please be more vague

UNIKITTY 2.0

Stuffz is missing

bjb568 is ceiling kat

More.

UNIKITTY 2.0

WAI JAVA EZ NOT WORKZ I WAN OPEN WEBSTORMZ

bjb568 is ceiling kat

12:01 PM

There, now you can post it on SO.

UNIKITTY 2.0

...

I'm doing alright on AU

bjb568 is ceiling kat

@UNIKITTY2.0 Cross-posts of Y U NO WERK questions are always welcome.

UNIKITTY 2.0

It's alright

UNIKITTY 2.0

12:13 PM

How did I not know about this...

facebook.com/stackexchange

rene

12:29 PM

They want to be Liked

UNIKITTY 2.0

Dislikes

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[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: how to install microsoft office 08000869133/18002905189 for uk/usa/canada customer by mackjohn on superuser.com

UNIKITTY 2.0

sd k

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[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of answer: Tamales with rendered turkey fat and clarified butter - No pork? by yssf on cooking.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)

[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: download and install microsoft office 08000869133/18002905189 by mackjohn on superuser.com

UNIKITTY 2.0

sd k

Magic flagging time :D

FlaggerBot started

Need updates for sd k

Quill - HAT MANIAC

12:41 PM

huh?

UNIKITTY 2.0

Oh

Gets SA post

4

Q: SE Chat Flagger Bot

This is a bot that sits in the MSE tavern. What does it do? Smokey sends in a spam report. You reply tp with a reason and it will flag the post accordingly. NOTES: This does not flag based on how the post looks, for whether it contains: Skin care It only flags when told to. TODO: ...

app python

Quill - HAT MANIAC

oh

S.L. Barth

sd 2k

@UNIKITTY2.0 Already "k"d the last two in the Charcoal room, but let's see if FlaggerBot picks this up.

UNIKITTY 2.0

Doesn't support 'k' of now, working on it

sd tpu-

S.L. Barth

Ok. It does consider the situation where multiple users "tpu" the same report?

UNIKITTY 2.0

12:47 PM

...

@S.L.Barth Nope

So many holes for the bot to fall into...

rekire

@UNIKITTY2.0 does that mean when one user writes in chat sd k and similar that your script automatically raises a flag?

hi guys btw^^

UNIKITTY 2.0

Yes, if you say which kind of flag to raise

No custom mod flags and close for security

rekire

Well a custom grace monkey script would be fine too I think... Installing grease monkey. brb

Quill - HAT MANIAC

I'll write one for you if you like

UNIKITTY 2.0

Tru dat

rekire

12:54 PM

I try to play a little with this idea

S.L. Barth

It's a nice idea. You'd want to take care whose "tpu" replies you'd follow though.

Apart from that.... instant flag weight !

UNIKITTY 2.0

@S.L.Barth I have a slightly outdated smokey privileged user list

S.L. Barth

That's good enough, I suppose. The privileged users are selected individually after all.

UNIKITTY 2.0

I'm gonna rewrite some stuff

Quill - HAT MANIAC

hmm

UNIKITTY 2.0

12:57 PM

Or maybe in another language -- MongoDB

Tries it out and might have to update SA post

rekire

test2

S.L. Barth

It's a slow day for spam anyway. On the plus side, that makes it safer to experiment a little.

Quill - HAT MANIAC

well, I'm going to take this to sandbox

UNIKITTY 2.0

O_o my webstorm evalutation licence expired and I can do this:

rm -rf .WebStorm11/

S.L. Barth

Make backups.

Shadow Wizard

1:24 PM

Make hiccups.

UNIKITTY 2.0

Make slapperbots

ProgramFOX

Make me a sandwich

Doorknob 冰

What? Make it yourself.

ProgramFOX

sudo make me a sandwich

Doorknob 冰

[sudo] password for doorknob:

ProgramFOX

1:25 PM

llama

Shadow Wizard

!!/sandwich

Doorknob 冰

@ProgramFOX hahaha, nice try

Shadow Wizard

llama2.0

ProgramFOX

:P

Doorknob 冰

llama@llama:~$ sudo echo
[sudo] password for llama:

(And before you ask, it's not doorknob)

@UNIKITTY2.0 shhhh

Shadow Wizard

1:26 PM

@Doorknob冰 knob2001door

Doorknob 冰

Sorry, try again.
[sudo] password for llama:

ProgramFOX

correct horse battery staple

Doorknob 冰

sudo: 3 incorrect password attempts
llama@llama:~$

UNIKITTY 2.0

It's not very nice to put plain text passwords in a chat room with 21 other people

@Doorknob冰 rm -rf *

tchrist

And so does Santa chalk up another charcoal vote for next year.

SmokeDetector

1:28 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Why Magical Law Enforcement are completely idiotic in terms of proving/disproving someone's guilt? by Vorren on scifi.stackexchange.com

Doorknob 冰

llama@llama:~$ @Doorknob冰 rm -rf *
zsh: command not found: @Doorknob冰

:P

Shadow Wizard

@UNIKITTY2.0 !delete!

Doorknob 冰

@UNIKITTY2.0 [no output]

UNIKITTY 2.0

@Doorknob冰 while [ true ]; do sleep 1; done

There

Doorknob 冰

@UNIKITTY2.0 Not golfy enough. while :;do sleep 1;done

bjb568 is ceiling kat

1:31 PM

@unih @pro github.com/bjb568/DevDoodle/pull/263 You will be able to vote on questions soon! And answers will follow!

Doorknob 冰

Or even just sleep

UNIKITTY 2.0

@bjb568isceilingkat Yey

ProgramFOX

@bjb568isceilingkat yay!

UNIKITTY 2.0

Hi @SantaClaus, where's our presents?

Shadow Wizard

@Doorknob冰 wakeup

Doorknob 冰

1:32 PM

zsh: command not found: wakeup

bjb568 is ceiling kat

Shadow Wizard

69

Q: Choose your own swag - the craziest contest idea ever! What were we thinking?

Tired of seeing all the Stack Overflow swag everywhere? Want something different? Well, now's your chance! For a limited time only, you could have your very own shot at receiving one swag item - your choice - anything we currently have available! What do I have to do? Write us a story about why...

discussion swag contest

there ^

UNIKITTY 2.0

@bjb568isceilingkat Meh

@ShadowWizard Nah

Shadow Wizard

@UNIKITTY2.0 command not found, did you mean Nay?

UNIKITTY 2.0

@ShadowWizard Nay

bjb568 is ceiling kat

1:34 PM

Maybe will take a quick nap now… I guess I've only been up 16.5h

UNIKITTY 2.0

@bjb568isceilingkat Bye!

Shadow Wizard

@bjb568isceilingkat why?

UNIKITTY 2.0

Slips alarm clock with alarm in 5 minutes in @bjb's pocket

Shadow Wizard

bocket? pocket for books?

UNIKITTY 2.0

yesterday, by bjb568 is ceiling kat

Oh, forgive me for I have sinned.

Shadow Wizard

1:37 PM

@UNIKITTY2.0 I forgive you

UNIKITTY 2.0

Thanks!

Shadow Wizard

mp

UNIKITTY 2.0

@bjb568isceilingkat Can we use ASM to remove the final modifier? I are you to ask him that

@ShadowWizard my pony?

Shadow Wizard

UNIKITTY 2.0

Awwww, that's sad

Shadow Wizard

1:40 PM

Yup.

No pony for you.

UNIKITTY 2.0

Take unicorn powers to use on @Sha

Doorknob 冰

Well, there goes the "get to 30k on all 3 sites at once" plan.

UNIKITTY 2.0

@Doorknob冰 Too bad, go set bounties

Shadow Wizard

@Doorknob冰 is there a hat for this?

Doorknob 冰

haha, I don't think the SE team wanted to make them that difficult

Shadow Wizard

1:43 PM

@Doorknob冰 not more difficult than Flying Tiger...

Doorknob 冰

Oh, did we figure that one out?

Shadow Wizard

@Doorknob冰 nope, that's why it's so hard to get ;)

The Onion Knight is also still unclear, but many get it

Doorknob 冰

I have it, and I have no idea why

Shadow Wizard

@Doorknob冰 the Onion?

Doorknob 冰

yep

Shadow Wizard

1:46 PM

@Doorknob冰 most likely for this question.

Something with votes/views

Doorknob 冰

Yeah, it was for that one

Shadow Wizard

Maybe answers getting upvotes

rekire

does anyone have an idea how to access the body of a question via the api?

Doorknob 冰

@rekire api.stackexchange.com/docs/posts-by-ids

rekire

@Doorknob冰 that one did not work as expcted...

Doorknob 冰

1:47 PM

@rekire What do you mean?

rekire

I took this random question: api.stackexchange.com/docs/…

Doorknob 冰

@rekire That question is deleted

rekire

there is no result... stackoverflow.com/q/34480462 the random question which I mean

Doorknob 冰

API doesn't do deleted stuff

rekire

oh I missed that it was deleted. never mind!

bjb568 is ceiling kat

1:49 PM

@ShadowWizard to do useful things?

rekire

@Doorknob冰 yet another random one: api.stackexchange.com/docs/… no body.

Doorknob 冰

@rekire Well you have to enable body or body_markdown in the filter

Shadow Wizard

@bjb568isceilingkat oh, like DD?

bjb568 is ceiling kat

@UNIKITTY2.0 ASM… like Amazing Spider Man?

@ShadowWizard Yup!

Shadow Wizard

@Doorknob冰 true, even the official apps of SE don't show deleted posts.

UNIKITTY 2.0

1:51 PM

@bjb568isceilingkat lol no

asm.ow2.org

rekire

@Doorknob冰 thank you I didn't know that yet

UNIKITTY 2.0

Bytecode manipulation

Shadow Wizard

@bjb568isceilingkat cool! I still have a profile there? I think I had 50 repz or so

bjb568 is ceiling kat

Yup, everybody got 50rep to chat.

@UNIKITTY2.0 Huh, further proof that JS is a (better|worse) copy of Java.

Asm.js

asm.js is an intermediate programming language designed to allow computer software written in languages such as C to be run as web applications while maintaining performance characteristics considerably better than standard JavaScript, the typical language used for such applications. asm.js consists of a strict subset of JavaScript, into which code written in statically-typed languages with manual memory management (such as C) is translated by a source-to-source compiler such as Emscripten (based on LLVM). Performance is improved by limiting language features to those amenable to ahead-of-time...

UNIKITTY 2.0

@bjb568isceilingkat ASM.js and Java ASM is different

bjb568 is ceiling kat

1:55 PM

@UNIKITTY2.0 yeah, but the same idea: low levely stuff

Unihedron

I want stack exchange swag! But I'm not sure what to try for.

bjb568 is ceiling kat

@Unihedron Contribute to DevDoodle instead! We're way kewler!

Doorknob 冰

Dec 19 at 0:07, by animuson

Clearly the fan patch.

Shadow Wizard

@Unihedron Pretty late for the party! But actually I also still plan to post another answer there.

Unihedron

@bjb568isceilingkat What will I get?

@ShadowWizard well, I was busy... :P

bjb568 is ceiling kat

1:57 PM

@Unihedron What do you want?

UNIKITTY 2.0

DevDoodle swag

Unihedron

tricky question...

bjb568 is ceiling kat

I could probably get shirts and stickers and mugs pretty cheaply…

Shadow Wizard

@bjb568isceilingkat mugs? They still got them?

59

Q: I would like a mug please

Where can I go to purchase a mug or some other pretentious geeky SO swag to support/promote this fine, fine community? If there is no SO shop can I get my own at CafePress? Thanks Note This has now turned into an impromptu contest on an otherwise idle Thursday: I have exactly 3 cof...

discussion merchandise

Unihedron

devdoodle mugs hype :o

Shadow Wizard

1:59 PM

> This question exists because it has historical significance, but it is not considered a good, on-topic question for this site, so please do not use it as evidence that you can ask similar questions here. This question and its answers are frozen and cannot be changed.

bjb568 is ceiling kat

@ShadowWizard DDGing results in zazzle.com/…

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