See ya.

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[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Is there a latein / medical term for mammary intercourse? by CoDEmanX on health.stackexchange.com

cv-pls: stackoverflow.com/questions/30394209/avg-on-not-exists

@SmokeDetector tpu

@cybermonkey Blacklisted user.

@SmokeDetector I don't know what that is and I don't dare to investigate

@JanDvorak I was like 'oh, tpu', then 'maybe ignore'.

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@SmokeDetector tpu-

@JanDvorak now gone.

I said -

+

spam: drupal.stackexchange.com/questions/159219/…

@hichris123 reply everything mode enabled. To bisable, type - by itself

spam: drupal.stackexchange.com/a/159221/33348

> Ok America, I heard Austria has oil. Are you interested? -- Quill18, 2015

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Is there a trusted independent firewall review company? by Shri Pal Singh on security.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: in his life in place of being in slave as the by ahkhm roon on drupal.stackexchange.com

that question sucks

@SmokeDetector tpu

@cybermonkey Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector tp

@cybermonkey true/tp cannot be used for answers because their job is to add the title of the question to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'. If you want to blacklist the poster of the answer, use trueu or tpu.

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Get an increase in the overall condition of body by Roger Stephen on security.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@cybermonkey Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: skin care product on compact skin religiously. by Eli Juriya on drupal.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@Doorknob Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: It more than words thing by georded kamoka on meta.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@Doorknob Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: My name is lohoris by Lohoris on parenting.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@Doorknob Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

Social development is weak with Lohoris

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Podcast Marketing Reaching A Larger Audience by dedge adis on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Techniques In Picking An Anti Aging Cream by jacinto mellin on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, url in title: http://www.muscleperfect.com/pure-muscle-x/ by Collin meri on meta.stackexchange.com

Where's the li... oh.

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Download research papers free by Tharuka Gunathilake on academia.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: CONFIDENCE INTERVALS FOR THE MEAN OF A NORMAL DISTRIBUTION by user77837 on stats.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive title detected: why does apple fuck with stuff that works just fine for millions of use e.g. iPhoto? by brian on apple.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, phone number detected, repeating characters in title: &&&&&&###### 1-855-709-2847@@@@@*********** Epson printer support phone number by Jaickchandra Wiki on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: 【밤워】▷▷강남건마 ◁◁b a mw a r .c o m영통건마 〔강남오피〕강서오피 by Norton Jeremieh on writers.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, repeating characters in title: $ @$@~//.1.855.709.2847.//~@$@)$$Canon printer customer care toll free number==Canon printer toll free number ####################### by Jon Mack on stackoverflow.com

One of these is helpful.

Surprisingly, it's the one on upliftingnews.

Yeah the pre-cut pizza does sound like an awesome idea

Um… uh… yeah!

175MCs, English, 2h, starting now

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Why did Judas betray jesus by Judas is wierd man on christianity.stackexchange.com

@tchrist I don't have the ability to pin or unpin things here, so that could be taken down. I only came here because moderators were busy with other things, and I felt that a post on Meta highlighting a particular person's edits would lead to a lynch mob. I wasn't going to have the time yesterday to act on these, and I trusted the folks here to review the edits and edit or rollback as needed. I'll be able to review the rest today.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Uncover The Key Of The Best Skin Firming Cream by Muxo Hotew on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, phone number detected: ~~((++“”{{}}**&^^% ((( 1-844-780-6762))) &&^%$$#@@@### Outlook telephone number//Outlook technical support phone number by muffie jaikson on stackoverflow.com

@BradLarson Thanks. I think I’ve gotten many if not quite most of them. Almost always they needed actual editing not just simple rollback. I need to go do “real” work now though.

Cannot believe how tolerant of crap questions we once were.

Well, growing pains.

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Como buscar informações de outra planilha no Excel by Andre on pt.stackoverflow.com

cv-pls unc... oh. wait

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Men Skin Care Products Help You Search Better? by MarilynCannon on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: ##########(‘1’)-(855)-(709)-(2847)%%%%%%%%lexmarkprinter driver support number Lexmark printer toll free number by Aron Finch on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in answer: How many possible words of this type can be formed? by Dark BEAM on math.stackexchange.com

@JanDvorak Seems clear to me. :)

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, repeating characters in title: $$ @$@~//.1.844.780.6762 .//~@$@)$$Hotmail support services phone number,==Hotmail customer service phone number ####################### by Jone Mick on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: is it neccessery both app client id(android) and sever client id are under same project(Project Id)? by Lejin KR on stackoverflow.com

@BradLarson "I trusted the folks here" ... really now? ... :p

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: %%%###@@@!!!! (1)-(855)-709-2847 %%%###@@@!!!!( lexmarkprinter driver support number by Ziggal on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: How to interact with GRASS GIS vector map topology "level/layers" from terminal/command line? by Jaco V on gis.stackexchange.com

wth!

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: What's the difference between tamari and soy sauce? by Lynda Muhammad on cooking.stackexchange.com

@JasonC Interesting question! Well, Undo recently referred Smokey as "he", so that would say he's a boy.

@Yes Good idea, done! Blacklisted websites don't have a word boundary by default, by the way.

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Why don't big commercial planes have full aircraft parachutes? by Swizer Stephens on aviation.stackexchange.com

@LynnCrumbling Sorry, I left and didn't see your message until now. I've used MVVM Light a bit in the past. Did you have a question about it?

cv-plshttp://stackoverflow.com/q/30399729/2173917

@SouravGhosh I'm fascinated that 1. OP uses Putty, and therefore Windows, and 2. OP doesn't actually know how a computer works.

cv-plshttp://stackoverflow.com/q/30399740/2173917

@Unihedron I think, OP is even not sure about what he/she want to achieve at last.

@ProgramFOX long face and mouth/nose are somehow squared. Yes, falls into colt standards. Mares faces are round shaped.

@SouravGhosh IOW lacks minimal understanding (and I can't even begin to reiterate how unreasonable it is to take away that reason to close)

@SmokeDetector tpu

@Unihedron Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector gone

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: @{1++844++202++5571)#GMAIL #Tech #Support Number||#GMAIL #Tech #Support Number USA/ CANADA @@@!!!!_+++++_++ by Beer Yadav on stackoverflow.com

^ Needs more hash tags. I can still understand what it says

@SmokeDetector gone

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: PHP SESSION_START - REQUIREONDE “CONEXAO.PHP” by Matheus Delatorre on pt.stackoverflow.com

@hichris123 I am no longer lord of the swag, I got demoted into management.

@TimPost Huh? What happened?

@Unihedron They made me some kind of manager, or something.

@Unihedron He couldn't handle the pressure.

@JonEricson Figures.

Yep

Abby.

@Yes If I'm a representative sample, it's more than a chance.

(I don't know that I can disagree with you.)

@TimPost Eeek. We must fix this.

So when does my swag come?

I didn't even get an email. :P

It's probably my mail providers' fault.

We were supposed to get emails?

I didn't get any emails.

... You seem even less informed than I am. :P

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: MariaDB is not check password on Ubuntu 15.04 by user1903762 on stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector ignore, some Hangul character

@ProgramFOX Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

@Yes They (or at least any medical care you need as a result) are 100% covered. The trouble is you gotta fill out some paperwork. It's less than filing taxes, but more than signing your name.

@JonEricson This is the form, to get the forms, to get more forms - Radar, M*A*S*H 4077.

@here Anyone have good front end interview questions I can poach?

@amanaPlanaCAnalPAnaMA "What scares you about this job?"

Sorry to clarify: Coding questions :-)

That, was, in fact, a coding question.

"We do [x], what scares you about that?" And then you've got a pretty good entry question.

Don't just throw questions at people. Throw meaningful questions at people.

@amanaPlanaCAnalPAnaMA Tabs or spaces? Wrong preference and you're banished from re-applying forever.

@TimPost Not when x = "mail spiders", I think. ;-)

"Implement a progress bar for a web page with pure CSS (no JavaScript or HTML - that's cheating)."

@Yes According to my grandfather he helped write COBOL

@jadarnel27 baaah. boring transitions ;-)

We had live bees delivered to our office the other day. That was exciting.

Not as exciting as mail spiders, I suppose.

@jadarnel27 skips 5 years ahead "We had live bees deliver live bees to our office the other day"

@amanaPlanaCAnalPAnaMA Do you think SE's frontend sucks? (correct answer is yes)

@bjb568 oy...

Oh, man. It's like there are two Neals here.

@TimPost A man can dream.

I imagine the delivery bees may disagree with carrying caged bees on moral / philosophical grounds.

@jadarnel27 hmmm? What did I do now?

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, phone number detected: IS HP® 1-855-709-2847 HP® Printer Technical Support Phone number usa by Chiapali Abua on stackoverflow.com

@jadarnel27 I beg to differ. Spiders will leave you alone as a rule. Bees are just angry.

waspeseses are worse

Hive empresses are worse.

// i.stack.imgur.com/zB6W8.png

Still playing that?

comment upvotes needed meta.writers.stackexchange.com/a/1009/10643

@JonEricson Haha, that's a good point.

As long as no one is delivering ants anywhere.

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/10349978/…

lol, idiots

@jadarnel27 That...is an odd delivery

@TimStone Indeed! Our network admin keeps bees as a hobby, giving away the honey as gifts to family and friends (and coworkers that bother him about it enough).

He had them delivered to the office because, I think, he didn't want them left on his doorstep.

So what I gather from that is that you have bees living inside of your network switches.

@TimStone Yeah. When you do an ipconfig /release and /renew, bees come out of the ethernet port.

Haha, he actually did keep them in the server room that day. The cool temperatures basically cause them to go to sleep.

All this talk about mailing bugs makes me think of this: youtube.com/watch?v=zLaQnrJSp9g

@jadarnel27 If you were an infosec company you could have literally had a honeypot server. Missed opportunities :(

@AlexisKing Excellent xkcd reference =)

Hrm. That is disappointing, @TimStone.

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[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Widget editing, pages to posts(blog) by Meitsi3 on wordpress.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: You financial help is here. contact us now by Maleek Johnson on money.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: What are my chances at getting a mortgage with Terrible credit but High income by Maleek Johnson on money.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector tpu

@SouravGhosh Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector tpu

@SouravGhosh Blacklisted user.

@SouravGhosh That's posted by the same user, so you don't have to TPU twice :)

@ProgramFOX oh ok got it. :-)

@ProgramFOX after I replied, now I do need to send gone to Smokedetector, right?

@SouravGhosh If the reported post is not deleted yet, don't. That will delete the message and other people won't see what was there so they can't flag. Only reply 'gone' when the post is actually gone.

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: CASH BACK OPTION IN MAGENTO by Mild Milly on magento.stackexchange.com

@ProgramFOX Much appriciate the guidance :)

you're welcome :)

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/30402625/…

@SmokeDetector fp-

(while we're on the topic of terrible puns...)

o/

I semi embarrassingly forgot how to look at the action history on a post. Can someone remind me of the url to go to in order to see that please?

Not the revision history, the other one.

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: how does Cellogica work for get gorgeous look? by Sheila Mills on superuser.com

Ah, /timeline :D thanks guys!

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: What makes an Android application vulnerable to XSS? by Cereal Biscuits on security.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Class: PHP Email To DB Usage by Derek on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: RF24 communication with Arduino by rady on raspberrypi.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector ignore

@hichris123 Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

Any close votes? stackoverflow.com/questions/30402625/…

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/30174140/…

@Yes I'll take a look.

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/30235016/…

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/30194285/…

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[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: What makes an Android application vulnerable to Cross-site scripting (XSS)? by Cereal Biscuits on security.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: What makes an Android application vulnerable to Cross-site scripting (XSS)? by Cereal Biscuits on security.stackexchange.com

@Unihedron Why'd you flag those questions as off-topic?

Flag farming?

lol