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10:10 AM
All right, time to go camping. See y'all in 4 days.
See ya.
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Make quiet parts louder and loud parts quieter by Abbie Mason on sound.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Is there a latein / medical term for mammary intercourse? by CoDEmanX on health.stackexchange.com
@cybermonkey Blacklisted user.
10:25 AM
@SmokeDetector I don't know what that is and I don't dare to investigate
@JanDvorak I was like 'oh, tpu', then 'maybe ignore'.
10:44 AM
@SmokeDetector tpu-
@JanDvorak now gone.
I said -
10:55 AM
@hichris123 reply everything mode enabled. To bisable, type - by itself
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Is there a trusted independent firewall review company? by Shri Pal Singh on security.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: in his life in place of being in slave as the by ahkhm roon on drupal.stackexchange.com
that question sucks
@SmokeDetector tpu
11:07 AM
@cybermonkey Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
@SmokeDetector tp
@cybermonkey true/tp cannot be used for answers because their job is to add the title of the question to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'. If you want to blacklist the poster of the answer, use trueu or tpu.
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Get an increase in the overall condition of body by Roger Stephen on security.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu
@cybermonkey Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
11:41 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: skin care product on compact skin religiously. by Eli Juriya on drupal.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu
@Doorknob Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: It more than words thing by georded kamoka on meta.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu
@Doorknob Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: My name is lohoris by Lohoris on parenting.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu
11:52 AM
@Doorknob Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
Social development is weak with Lohoris
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Podcast Marketing Reaching A Larger Audience by dedge adis on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Techniques In Picking An Anti Aging Cream by jacinto mellin on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, url in title: http://www.muscleperfect.com/pure-muscle-x/ by Collin meri on meta.stackexchange.com
Where's the li... oh.
12:08 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Download research papers free by Tharuka Gunathilake on academia.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, phone number detected, repeating characters in title: &&&&&&###### 1-855-709-2847@@@@@*********** Epson printer support phone number by Jaickchandra Wiki on stackoverflow.com
12:35 PM
One of these is helpful.
Surprisingly, it's the one on upliftingnews.
Yeah the pre-cut pizza does sound like an awesome idea
Um… uh… yeah!
175MCs, English, 2h, starting now
12:59 PM
Jobvite, we need to have a talk about your UX. By the time I saw the dog it was too late. http://t.co/U017Pe2Zya
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Why did Judas betray jesus by Judas is wierd man on christianity.stackexchange.com
@tchrist I don't have the ability to pin or unpin things here, so that could be taken down. I only came here because moderators were busy with other things, and I felt that a post on Meta highlighting a particular person's edits would lead to a lynch mob. I wasn't going to have the time yesterday to act on these, and I trusted the folks here to review the edits and edit or rollback as needed. I'll be able to review the rest today.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Uncover The Key Of The Best Skin Firming Cream by Muxo Hotew on drupal.stackexchange.com
@BradLarson Thanks. I think I’ve gotten many if not quite most of them. Almost always they needed actual editing not just simple rollback. I need to go do “real” work now though.
Cannot believe how tolerant of crap questions we once were.
Well, growing pains.
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Como buscar informações de outra planilha no Excel by Andre on pt.stackoverflow.com
1:12 PM
cv-pls unc... oh. wait
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Men Skin Care Products Help You Search Better? by MarilynCannon on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in answer: How many possible words of this type can be formed? by Dark BEAM on math.stackexchange.com
@JanDvorak Seems clear to me. :)
@BradLarson "I trusted the folks here" ... really now? ... :p
2:19 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: What's the difference between tamari and soy sauce? by Lynda Muhammad on cooking.stackexchange.com
@JasonC Interesting question! Well, Undo recently referred Smokey as "he", so that would say he's a boy.
@Yes Good idea, done! Blacklisted websites don't have a word boundary by default, by the way.
@SmokeDetector tpu- flagged as spam
Programmers will get design update soon, probably early next week.
@LynnCrumbling Sorry, I left and didn't see your message until now. I've used MVVM Light a bit in the past. Did you have a question about it?
@SouravGhosh I'm fascinated that 1. OP uses Putty, and therefore Windows, and 2. OP doesn't actually know how a computer works.
2:50 PM
@Unihedron I think, OP is even not sure about what he/she want to achieve at last.
@ProgramFOX long face and mouth/nose are somehow squared. Yes, falls into colt standards. Mares faces are round shaped.
@SouravGhosh IOW lacks minimal understanding (and I can't even begin to reiterate how unreasonable it is to take away that reason to close)
@SmokeDetector tpu
@Unihedron Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
@SmokeDetector gone
2:55 PM
Given the SEO-aimed formatting of the first sentence.
^ Needs more hash tags. I can still understand what it says
@SmokeDetector gone
3:38 PM
@hichris123 I am no longer lord of the swag, I got demoted into management.
@TimPost Huh? What happened?
@Unihedron They made me some kind of manager, or something.
@Unihedron He couldn't handle the pressure.
Is there a new lord of the swag, then?
3:47 PM
@JonEricson Figures.
So there's a chance one's swag comes with live spiders now...
If she has a shipping mix-up.
@Yes If I'm a representative sample, it's more than a chance.
(I don't know that I can disagree with you.)
Yes, I wonder if you got some unexpected swag recently, because that would mean some mod / top user got spiders...
3:51 PM
@TimPost Eeek. We must fix this.
So when does my swag come?
I didn't even get an email. :P
It's probably my mail providers' fault.
> people with PCs complain about Vidyo way more than people with macs -- statler or waldorf at 7:21 AM - 22 May 2015 via Twitter (cc: @JasonC)
We were supposed to get emails?
I didn't get any emails.
... You seem even less informed than I am. :P
3:58 PM
Abby is managing a lot these days: part-time CM, swag, and then this:
> Why are health benefits so horrible all the time? We have amazing benefits at Stack but even so, administering them is THE WORST EXPERIENCE. -- statler or waldorf at 10:38 AM - 21 Apr 2015 via Twitter
(This is probably when she discovered that spider bites aren't covered.)
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: MariaDB is not check password on Ubuntu 15.04 by user1903762 on stackoverflow.com
@SmokeDetector ignore, some Hangul character
4:02 PM
@ProgramFOX Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
4:13 PM
@Yes They (or at least any medical care you need as a result) are 100% covered. The trouble is you gotta fill out some paperwork. It's less than filing taxes, but more than signing your name.
4:30 PM
@JonEricson This is the form, to get the forms, to get more forms - Radar, M*A*S*H 4077.
@here Anyone have good front end interview questions I can poach?
@amanaPlanaCAnalPAnaMA "What scares you about this job?"
Sorry to clarify: Coding questions :-)
That, was, in fact, a coding question.
Your answer should be in COBOL.
4:33 PM
"We do [x], what scares you about that?" And then you've got a pretty good entry question.
Don't just throw questions at people. Throw meaningful questions at people.
@amanaPlanaCAnalPAnaMA Tabs or spaces? Wrong preference and you're banished from re-applying forever.
@TimPost Not when x = "mail spiders", I think. ;-)
"Implement a progress bar for a web page with pure CSS (no JavaScript or HTML - that's cheating)."
@Yes According to my grandfather he helped write COBOL
@jadarnel27 baaah. boring transitions ;-)
We had live bees delivered to our office the other day. That was exciting.
Not as exciting as mail spiders, I suppose.
4:37 PM
@jadarnel27 skips 5 years ahead "We had live bees deliver live bees to our office the other day"
@amanaPlanaCAnalPAnaMA Do you think SE's frontend sucks? (correct answer is yes)
Oh, man. It's like there are two Neals here.
@TimPost A man can dream.
I imagine the delivery bees may disagree with carrying caged bees on moral / philosophical grounds.
@jadarnel27 hmmm? What did I do now?
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, phone number detected: IS HP® 1-855-709-2847 HP® Printer Technical Support Phone number usa by Chiapali Abua on stackoverflow.com
4:41 PM
@jadarnel27 I beg to differ. Spiders will leave you alone as a rule. Bees are just angry.
waspeseses are worse
Hive empresses are worse.
Still playing that?
@JonEricson Haha, that's a good point.
As long as no one is delivering ants anywhere.
4:55 PM
Q: Does the "math" mean anything?

Tim ThayerI happened upon an image on the Internet and I wondered whether the math on the chalkboard means anything. Using Google's image search, I found three other related images. Piecing together the math from the various angles shows some mismatched grouping symbols. My question: Ignoring t...

lol, idiots
@jadarnel27 That...is an odd delivery
@TimStone Indeed! Our network admin keeps bees as a hobby, giving away the honey as gifts to family and friends (and coworkers that bother him about it enough).
He had them delivered to the office because, I think, he didn't want them left on his doorstep.
So what I gather from that is that you have bees living inside of your network switches.
@TimStone Yeah. When you do an ipconfig /release and /renew, bees come out of the ethernet port.
Haha, he actually did keep them in the server room that day. The cool temperatures basically cause them to go to sleep.
5:09 PM
@bjb568 Thanks for the heads-up; I edited the title to include a bit of MathJax. Glad to have this anti-HNQ device.
All this talk about mailing bugs makes me think of this: youtube.com/watch?v=zLaQnrJSp9g
@jadarnel27 If you were an infosec company you could have literally had a honeypot server. Missed opportunities :(
@AlexisKing Excellent xkcd reference =)
Hrm. That is disappointing, @TimStone.
@SmokeDetector fp- "spammer@drupaler.org" lol
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Abishag a Shunammite from Sulam (Shunem), Israel in The Valley of Megiddo by Jeff Rice on hermeneutics.stackexchange.com
5:18 PM
Ana's presentation on community building is interesting, but this image isn't helping:
It's curious how designers like to put an odd number of gears in a gearlock.
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Widget editing, pages to posts(blog) by Meitsi3 on wordpress.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector ignore- this huge code dump
5:22 PM
@SmokeDetector tpu
@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
@SmokeDetector tpu
@SouravGhosh Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
@SmokeDetector tpu
@SouravGhosh Blacklisted user.
5:23 PM
@SouravGhosh That's posted by the same user, so you don't have to TPU twice :)
@ProgramFOX oh ok got it. :-)
@ProgramFOX after I replied, now I do need to send gone to Smokedetector, right?
@SouravGhosh If the reported post is not deleted yet, don't. That will delete the message and other people won't see what was there so they can't flag. Only reply 'gone' when the post is actually gone.
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: CASH BACK OPTION IN MAGENTO by Mild Milly on magento.stackexchange.com
@ProgramFOX Much appriciate the guidance :)
you're welcome :)
@SmokeDetector fp-
5:55 PM
> I'm pretty much pure alcohol and water, so it doesn't really matter!
Developer Accused Of Unreadable Code Refuses To Comment
6:09 PM
@deceze Putting your wiener in a bun could also be on topic for this proposal... ;) — IMSoP 2 hours ago
(while we're on the topic of terrible puns...)
6:23 PM
I semi embarrassingly forgot how to look at the action history on a post. Can someone remind me of the url to go to in order to see that please?
Not the revision history, the other one.
Ah, /timeline :D thanks guys!
@TravisJ With my bookmarklet you wouldn't have to remember.
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: What makes an Android application vulnerable to XSS? by Cereal Biscuits on security.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Class: PHP Email To DB Usage by Derek on stackoverflow.com
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8:09 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: RF24 communication with Arduino by rady on raspberrypi.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector ignore
@hichris123 Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
@hichris123 No CVs, but this is a neat list of questions to close: stackoverflow.com/search?q=%5Bpresentation%5D+is%3Aq
8:27 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Photoshop smooth lines like in flash by DDae on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com
A: How do I pick a watermelon at the supermarket?

Ric SabatiniKnock on it lightly. If someone answers, you've got a very special melon! Actually, if it sounds somewhat hollow, it is ripe. As a child we would "plug" the melons by cutting a 2" x 2" trianglebout of it. That's a fool proof way to see if your melon it ripe.

Some other answers there are also like...
10:21 PM
@Unihedron Why'd you flag those questions as off-topic?
11:01 PM
Flag farming?
11:20 PM
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