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12:00 AM
8 tiny, 18 small, 9 medium-size, 4 large, 1 huge
So yes, 40.
If you crop the image to 359x359 you can achieve a 41st square
Joke's on all of you—every pixel is a square!
No they aint!
Each have subpixels.
@Woodface you missed the 4 3/4 sized ones
the 3x3's
12:14 AM
@Frank No, those are the "4 large".
@AlexisKing oh right
Hm… it's remarkable I haven't broken my email sending.
It's remarkable you haven't fixed it either.
require("nodemailer").createTransport(require("nodemailer-sendmail-transport")()).sendMail({from:"DevDoodle <support[at (teh totally awesome)]devdoodle.net>",to:"meeemail@icloud.com",subject:"Sendmail test",html:"hello"}); // node codes
@hichris123 Sending works. Receiving doesn't.
@AlexisKing You should be able to count both the internal and external versions: those are not one-dimensional lines, but borders.
12:23 AM
@tchrist I see no squares, only photons.
mail -u bjb568
"/var/mail/bjb568": 1 message 1 new
>N   1 me llamo      Sat Mar 28 20:16  28/1367  test
me llamo is probably wrong, but whatevs
Ah to be 15 again.
± some years
Or bases.
12:25 AM
Whoa, I just received an email in the Apple Mail client!
See, @hichris
It was my huge configuration file that was the problem!
Fix by unlink?
I dunno what that means.
But knot theory sounds kewl.
Hrm, I think I figured out why @bjb568 likes apple products.
@hichris123 coz they work?
@bjb568 No, because it's simpler. Now, whether that's a good thing or not can be debated.
12:30 AM
Simple things tend to work.
... have you ever seen a doorknob that doesn't turn?
Open doorways!
Magnetic latching!
Automatic doors!
Doorknobs that don't turn are useless, you can just use no doorknob.
With the exception of a sliding door.
@hichris123 Perhaps they do. But my report about nothing to install was gathering dust on meta.webapps when I posted it there. Eventually got migrated to meta.SE, and noticed after a bounty.
@Woodface I never said you didn't have to poke someone. :P
@bjb568 You............ missed the point. A doorknob that doesn't turn is a broken doorknob.
12:34 AM
@hichris123 Make your mind open like a door.
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: How do I completely remove Tor from OSX Yosemite? by user12920 on tor.stackexchange.com
Oops! Posted URL of wrong copy. Try this: stackoverflow.com/questions/29324254/…
@SmokeDetector lol
12:45 AM
@Braiam Great success.
@tchrist Is that @Doorknob 's family photo?
1:10 AM
@JasonC \o/
@JasonC never heard of the genealogy site before, hmm maybe you could ask there?
1:30 AM
Yay, I haz an SSL cert
Oh Noes
will figure out how to use
A: Node.js + SSL support

BaggzNode.js 0.3.4 has been released. Primordal mingw build (Bert Belder) HTTPS server Built in debugger 'node debug script.js' realpath files during module load (Mihai Călin Bazon) Rename net.Stream to net.Socket Fix process.platform Example var https = require('https'); var fs = require('fs'); ...

I think I need to wait up to 4 days tho for mediatemple to get all the infoz.
That accepted answer...
flagged NAA
yolnince (bjbspeak)
or is it yol3^2
1:42 AM
!!/translate bjb en infoz
1:53 AM
stale coffee
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: How to merge two files into one text file? by Alex on stackoverflow.com
is there any evidence that would suggest that sites that graduate end up getting better stats? if so, wouldn't it make sense to graduate some more sites, like G&L , MV maintenance and repair, that are fairly decent already, but could likely bump up with a more friendly design
Sometimes traffic declines post graduation. Other times grows, but what's the cause is unclear. I think it would make more sense to make beta design less beta-ish (throw in some bolder color somewhere).
2:09 AM
@Woodface bold solves everything!
This will be my next Marshal badge, purely because of the NAAs.
I just now found the easiest way to tell SVG/LESS - redesigned sites from the rest.
Reputation is not in bold anymore.
2:13 AM
also, LESS crappy
That joke is so $years years ago.
MathOverflow is of course an exception: they edited their site's CSS back in the SE 1.0 days to un-bolden reputation. This was preserved during the migration to 2.0.
No, apparently some other sites has normal-weight rep before redesign... RPG, SFF, Drupal...
I mostly hate bold, but even I was surprised by the normal weight's look.
Looks good to me.
2:26 AM
What I find surprising: the Seasoned Advice design: bold italic for "modified 8 hours ago". As if anyone cared.
That's like the quintary set or something.
You don't even need bold for headers if you just make them bigger.
But I don't much mind it there.
It's when people make posts look like ransom notes that I become annoyed.
vERy distracting
@tchrist Either one works for headers, it depends on style.
Both are used on DD.
There's a .title class or something.
@Woodface Huh, it was even like that in the mockup:
h1:not(.title), h2:not(.title), h3:not(.title), h4:not(.title), h5:not(.title), h6:not(.title) {
	font-weight: normal;
	font-family: Verdana;
yay, I so know my CSS
That site will need some serious design update. The ribbon is laughable.
2:32 AM
I wish they would put bold at only half normal.
Since they changed our CSS we cannot even emulate small caps (snail caps? :-) anymore, but that's a separate matter.
Aren't these pretty?
It'll never happen, alas.
O for swash caps in true italic! :-)
I would gladly give up bold in normal paragraphs in return for real small caps.
Then again, who wouldn't?
Answer: kidnappers, that's who!
@Woodface They just 'updated' the Gaming SE design, which, while fixing a few minor bugs, introduced a bunch more
The site looks kind of awful now
@YiJiang They'll fix 'em.
@tchrist Well, it's being a week...
I'm tempted to fix them myself with Stylish
I assume there are bugs reported on the site's meta?
2:40 AM
Kurtis has been quite good about getting to fixes.
A few took a while is all. But horrific ones got fixed right away.
I think ours are all fixed now, or as fixed as they will be.
I never noticed the animation on Ask Question (Arqade) until now.
@tchrist The big one is the added padding around almost everything. Not sure which site's design they were realigning Gaming's to, but now there's too much whitespace around everything
@Woodface heh, is listed in the easter eggs faq
@YiJiang This is done on all redesigned sites, so I don't think Gaming will be an exception.
2:45 AM
SE pixel disposal department is influential enough so that everyone is now required to have a lot of whitespace on their screens.
I presume they were using a site like Ask Different as the base. That site has boxes around everything
@YiJiang I felt the same way; you do get used to it. Eventually. I think part may be for supporting people using Dick Tracy watches, so their fingers don't punch the wrong thing so easily. ;-)
3:00 AM
@Braiam Eesh, I see what you mean. We had some of those.
We had twice as many bug reports though. You have only 8, whereas we had 16. Notice how some are the same sort of report.
Oh, two of ours are deleted. Never mind. So 14 then.
Gonna watch penguins of madagascar.
Yeah, I'm that immature.
Complaints in common include contrast on meta, the horizontal rule between posts, and massive whitespace.
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Non-numerical value for a derivative on NDSolve function by user27369 on mathematica.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu with extreme prejudice
@Woodface Blacklisted user.
Did that spammer delete his own post?
@Woodface The guy's got a point, though.
@JasonC Yes.
That was unusual.
4:09 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: 300 Rise of an Empire sea serpent explanation by YellowEyesFacts on movies.stackexchange.com
when I hover over "Ask Question" on Arqade, it appears to defecate something , is this by design?!?!!??
@Roombatron5000 It's a spaceship shooting lazers
4:27 AM
@Roombatron5000 Oh man, I'm going to giggle every time I see that now.
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Mac book doesn't boot by Ajay Pal on apple.stackexchange.com
BTW, itunes is great for streaming movies.
My computer is 51C, not boiling like when I have to use flash/silverlight.
Also, the film scores are great.
It's all easy to follow harmonic development.
> Congratulations! GeoTrust has approved your request for a QuickSSL certificate. Your certificate is included at the end of this email.
ooh yay! wait, that came earlier
4:58 AM
Q: Khan Academy has my head hurting

sent1nelI came across the problem on Khan Academy while studying differential calculus: Consider the function $f(x) = e^{2x}(x^2 + 2x)$. There are two x-coordinates at which $f'(x) = f''(x)$. What is the sum of these two coordinates? While finding the derivative of $f(x)$, I got everything reduced dow...

an epidemic
hot question, BTW
@bjb568 edited
@Roombatron5000 spamflagged
Flag offensive, known troll: math.stackexchange.com/questions/1211006
Been posting that for two days now.
5:25 AM
offensive math.stackexchange.com/q/1211010 another one
all gone
Do you have a link to that poster's profile?
They are all different unreg accounts with the same display name.
5:41 AM
They get deleted quickly, but if anyone wants flag count, just watch newest page of math math.stackexchange.com/questions
Looks like it stopped for now.
@Woodface kaboom
6:11 AM
I got 11 helpful offensive flags in the past hour...
I have dozens of proxies lined up and Tor ready. — smake oeels 11 secs ago
gone -- with the user, i.e., a mod is around.
6:25 AM
By the way, @ProgramFOX: a bit of redundancy in Smokey regex. I think the filter is okay; nearly all muscles? posts are spam.
@Woodface Yes, that group is useless indeed. I'll remove it.
and exclude Biology
both gone. Math users are getting better at it. :)
@Woodface done
6:41 AM
@SmokeDetector fp
@Woodface Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
2 hours later…
8:20 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected: TypeError: Object 1427615739.9614 has no method 'indexOf' by Erispoe on stackoverflow.com
@SmokeDetector fp
@ProgramFOX Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
9:32 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Why did Moshe insist on killing the midianite babies by TalmidKhohom770 on judaism.stackexchange.com
10:04 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: INSERTING FILES IMAGE ARRAY INTO A DATABASE by John on stackoverflow.com
To close or not to close stackoverflow.com/q/29309386/3622940 ?
@ProgramFOX people just downvote without flagging, probably due to design bug the team doesn't bother to fix :/
@ShadowWizard Meh, they should just revert the design, this new one really sucks...
I'll add that spam keyword to Smokey.
10:34 AM
@Unihedro that won't happen
/closed as duplicate
Q: Flag dialog for faded offensive posts appears below answer editor

MoosemanSimilar to this, but containing more bugginess. Take a look at this: The post was grayed out because it received (presumably) 3 offensive flags. The answer was simply a random string of profanities. Grayed out? Good. Grayed out flag dialog? Not good, but already reported. The editor hazing a...

@Unihedro Yeah, but I'm unsure whether this bug's caused by that bug or what.
ah, Mooseman updated the screenshot
10:51 AM
@Anna will you rescue us from the claws of spammers? ;)
11:36 AM
Can anyone link to an FAQ (or perhaps answer on MSE) explaining when flag options are and are not present? e.g. sometimes I have the option "Blatantly off-topic" and sometimes I don't (plus other options come and go).
"Blatantly off-topic" is only there if you can flag, but not vote to close.
ok, but what about other times I sometimes go to flag and an option I know exists is not there?
And what option is that?
I knew you were going to ask :( I can't remember, but I do know that sometimes flag options are not available
I'm not talking of obvious ones like I've already used a flag option, or the question is already on hold or "protected" etc
I'll find an example
Migration, perhaps? That's only possible if the question is younger than 60 days.
Or VLQ? VLQ flags cannot be raised on posts with a score higher than 0.
11:42 AM
yes - sometimes VLQ, and spam, offensive etc
If you don't see spam/offensive flags, then the post is already deleted but you didn't refresh yet.
not always the case as far as I can remember. I'll post next time I come across it, it's not uncommon
hm, then I have no idea
"Blatantly off-topic" is only there if you can flag, but not vote to close. - this is useful thanks. Is there somewhere all these permutations are listed? ie an MSE Q/A
11:58 AM
@James not that I know of
k thanks. I couldn't find anything from extensive searching.
12:13 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in body: PHP strpos show n character before and after specified word by Alipour on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: What was the use of the Weasley's vault at Gringotts? by seriously on scifi.stackexchange.com
12:38 PM
@James notice that the flag and close reasons can differ per site as can be seen here
1:18 PM
@rene thanks. A list on each meta site would be useful, as to when flags will be available etc.
1:42 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Playing clash of clans off-line by Nigga on gaming.stackexchange.com
That username is probably considered offensive and should be flagged as such, not just the post.
@ShrikantHavale thats it! works, perfect! Only thing is I used the < sign rather than the > . Otherwise it works, problem solved — rubin.kazan 3 mins ago
cv-plz for typo? ^
@Unihedro's do you get this ping?
@JasonC yes
Damn. Everybody hurry up and say something funny so we can push my "family photo" comment off the star wall. The " 's" is bugging the crap out of me now.
Too bad I can't flag my own comments as offensive.
2:01 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: AED 4500 SALARY.. MOVING TO ABU DHABI FROM DUBAI.. HELP! by taha on expatriates.stackexchange.com
@JasonC’s did you get this ping?
@JasonC On Sunday? ... Nah
I see. Looks like SE doesn’t grok \p{Quotation_Mark} properties. That’s unfortunate.
Or even better, simple word boundaries. Very lame.
@tchrist Yes, I did. Although it's not highlighted in red.
That’s interesting.
2:08 PM
@JasonC’s And now? Perhaps you got the ping because of Uni's message.
So the ping code groks word boundaries but the highlight code doesn’t?
No I got that too @ProgramFOX. I knew it was tchrist's because I heard the noise twice, and Uni's wasn't edited, and also my little "2" counter took me there.
@JasonC—How ’bout this one?
Yup. But no highlight.
This reinforces my suspicion.
2:10 PM
is it only me or... there's no star?
It’s light out.
There can be only one. :)
earth hour... ha
Earth Standard Time.
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: How do I completely remove Tor from OSX Yosemite? by user12920 on tor.stackexchange.com
Persistent fellow.
2:13 PM
It's the same question; it just got an answer so smokey saw it again.
@JasonC I've starred that "Doorknob 's" comment as you requested
Ask not lest ye should receive.
I think there’s something wrong with the starboard’s keming.
Ah, I moved the browser window so the star board is off the screen. Problem solved.
Although when I did that, my cat, who was sitting next to my monitor, ran away.
cat >> starboard
Or is it the other way around?
2:20 PM
Well cat >> starboard is a pretty common command in the tavern.
starboard >> cat
@SmokeDetector ignore
@ProgramFOX Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
2:51 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: PIC18F4550+ENC28J60 by bassem007 on electronics.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector ignore, uneditable
@rene Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
@hichris123 already gone
oh, we have a half-lurker. Hi @vaultah! :)
3:00 PM
Hi :p
@hichris123 already gone; already gone; already gone;
This one needs 3 close votes:
and that's it.
> Warning: mysqli_fetch_array() expects parameter 1 to be mysqli_result, boolean given in wp-content/plugins/insert-php/insert_php.php(48) : eval()’d code on line 19
sigh This website...
@hichris123 Which half do we have?
@JasonC The better half.
3:07 PM
3:18 PM
Add } at the end of your code and leave programming. — Ryan 6 hours ago
The comment should be flagged for being rude, shouldn't it?
even though I upvoted it
I flagged it rude, mostly because I'm the only one around here who's allowed to leave rude comments.
@JasonC No, I thought that was @Bart.
From Bart's point of view, it definitely is.
> you have 3 messages that will be deleted soon asynchronously
These spammers...
3:32 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: VS 2013 IS CRASHING by Brendy Donnelly on meta.stackexchange.com
^ cv-pls
I love when people accidentally post programming questions on MSE and tag it .
If I remove all questions from a tag, will the tag eventually go away?
SE daily runs a script to get rid of tags without questions.
Hey @JonEricson (sorry, you're the most recent CM in the list) do you have a way of finding out how many deleted questions on MSE were tagged ?
3:38 PM
Why is there a tag?
"You voted to close this question 52 mins ago" :D
@AstroCB That's my thought. But currently out of the 4 questions in the tag, half of them are relevant, and the tag kind of makes a lot of sense for those. So I am curious how many have been deleted in the past, to see if it's worth taking any action on.
hah. Something must have been deleted that I downvoted -- I now have 5,000 rep.
4:24 PM
@bjb568 Watching this endless list of new questions never gets boring
@bjb568 plz send teh coffee
Hot chocolate is bettah.
That's a @rude joke.
4:39 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: How can I block texts on android 4.4.4 (Moto G)? by user2429920 on android.stackexchange.com
4:50 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: I2C ARDUINO NACK ERROR by Susana D'Eça on stackoverflow.com
huh, isn't that the old logo?
File bug report.
I can't tell though -- both logos are so similar.
no, I guess it's the new logo?
not SVG anyway
@hichris123 Old. The API method /sites returns PNG logo for all sites, including SO.
4:57 PM
I assume oneboxing uses API.
@Woodface And the new one is an SVG?
ur face is an svg
@JasonC Oooh that's my uncle's father's nephew's daughter!
5:16 PM
API returning .png logos may be by design, for backward compatibility with the apps that expect .png. They are also included in CSS of redesigned sites: both PNG and SVG logos are provided, with the former presumably used for browsers without SVG support.
5:43 PM
@JasonC Sure: deleted:1 [visual-studio]. Were you thinking of nominating the tag for blacklisting? :)
@tchrist Yeah, but I was a little conflicted because the relevant questions that did use the tag seemed an appropriate fit. Then I was... re-conflicted... because there's a mere 2 of them. So I just went back to watching Dragon Ball Z.
At the moment my biggest problem is that my chicken breasts went bad, and I'm torn between knowing that I should still be hungry for lunch, and having my appetite completely ruined by the smell and subsequent OCD fridge/counter/hand sterilization process.
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Unmet dependencies by Lucius on askubuntu.com
@SmokeDetector fp
@hichris123 Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
6:01 PM
@hichris123 I don't know but the answer in the dupe could potentially satisfy that question, although the answer is pretty old so some research would have to be done to determine if it is out-dated.
@JasonC The questions aren't the same though. One reports a bug, one asks why SO doesn't have SSL by default.
@JasonC The answer's only a little outdated... they still haven't decided whether to move meta sites to *.meta.stackexchange.com or what.
@bjb568 DDoS.
yesterday, by hichris123
GitHub currently experiencing a DDoS https://github.com/blog/1981-large-scale-ddos-attack-on-github-com
Yes, I know.
Aw man, my bjb puked on the floor again.
Wha'd'ya feed him?
@bjb568 Souls and baby tears, mostly.
6:14 PM
6:33 PM
@AstroCB thanks for the edit but don't expect me to never make those mistakes again ..... ;)
6:50 PM
@hichris123 wow, 87 hours... guys have money to burn...
@Braiam yup.
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