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He already mentioned it, though I don't agree with it. ^^
 
@InfiniteRecursion /me sits back with some popcorn ... got to love people with all the answers.
 
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@InfiniteRecursion We all need some things. DroidDev here needs a 6-month vacation, preferably twice a year. But compromises are necessary.
 
@Bart Can I have some popcorn too?
 
Come and get it @hichris123
 
10:01 PM
@bjb568 What, you haven't mapped it to Ctrl?
Makes your keyboard about 3 times better.
 
@Bart Do you know how far that is?
 
@hichris123 stop complaining, get on your pogo stick and hop on over
 
@LynnCrumbling wow
@Doorknob On a mac.
 
@bjb568 1. How is that relevant? 2. You should solve that problem immediately :P
 
THERE'S NO CONTROL
 
10:04 PM
There is no Spoon
 
... fine, command. You get the point
 
@Bart I'll catch the next flight over.
 
@ShadowWizard fork > spoon
 
(why in the world did Apple decide to arbitrarily rename ctrl to "command"? makes no sense)
 
@Doorknob Yeah, those idiots should have left it as open-apple.
 
10:05 PM
@Doorknob because command gets a spiffy logo
 
test
 
"command" is more descriptive
 
@ShadowWizard Not in a technology/computer context it's not
 
Why is it that chat borks every once in a while on safari?
 
The Command key (⌘), also historically known as the Apple key, clover key, open-Apple key, pretzel key, propeller key, squiggly button, or meta key, is a modifier key present on Apple Keyboards. The Command key's purpose is to allow the user to enter keyboard shortcut commands to GUI applications. An "extended" Macintosh keyboard—the most common type—has two command keys, one on each side of the space bar; some compact keyboards have one only on the left. The “⌘” symbol (the “Looped square”) was chosen after Steve Jobs decided that the use of the Apple logo in the menu system (where the keyboard...
 
10:06 PM
... it doesn't really matter.
 
Useless trivial: Open-Apple + Closed-apple Option + control + reset caused the Apple //gs to play a sound file of the Apple // dev team saying "Apple 2!"
 
meh, I can live with AltGr and composite
 
> The Apple symbol was removed in the keyboard's 2007 redesign, making room for the key's name to appear. In the US, the keyboard now uses the word "command"; in Europe, the word used now is "cmd" printed on the key.
 
@bjb568 Because it wants you to switch to a sane browser :P
 
@Doorknob HAAAAAAAAAY
seems to work again
 
10:09 PM
Everyone hates Safari, so...
 
Look on the bright side: at least he's not using IE
 
Look, Safari supports things.
It's webkit.
 
@ShadowWizard ha, yeah that how I always do it
 
I'd use Chrome if it didn't spy on me and have an awful UI.
 
cue déjà vü
(I can never remember where the accents are so I always just dump random ones everywhere for fun :P)
 
10:13 PM
What up tavern party people
 
@bjb568 I don't care, cause I don't do anything evil, they won't have anything against me
 
@Haney The message buttons are up!
 
Message buttons?
 
@Frank NARA
 
@Haney hey yeah we're havin' a party...
 
10:14 PM
@bjb568 Nice, a reasonable argument?
 
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@Haney The fake buttons!
 
touché
 
@Frank Yay party!
ugh wrong button.
 
@hichris123 You better not have flagged a kat.
 
Sigh, two text dumps! First an email, now this :(
 
10:15 PM
psh, no flags
have a few minutes to chill out, figured I'd drop in
 
@InfiniteRecursion What's wrong with that? ur no fun
 
it's not all the business
 
RO, psh
 
@bjb568 No, I flagged down a cab. ;P (no, I didn't, but...)
 
@InfiniteRecursion lrn 2 liv wit kats - they haz way smaller brainz then peeplz
 
10:16 PM
More efficient!
 
Grrr, Razer Y U NO SELL YOUR NOTEBOOKS IN EUROPE!!!
 
@bjb568 Now the size of brain a duck has... lets not go there in this room
 
@bjb568 Huh?
 
@InfiniteRecursion Huh!
 
Hey, stop all this talk about brains! That offends me. Doorknobs have rights too!
 
10:18 PM
@Doorknob I don't like doorknobs. They are often associated with slabs of sliced up ... tree.
 
@Bart Y U NO USE LAPTOP INSTEAD OF NOTEBOOK?
 
:O
 
@Haney I'm not sure if it's good for your sanity to spend your rare moments of relaxation with us :p
@hichris123 the word you mean?
 
It's surprisingly good
assuming I had any sanity to begin with anyway
 
@Bart Yeah. I thought you meant a paper notebook at first.
 
10:20 PM
Oh he didn't mean paper notebook?
 
@Haney Maybe - you prolly have more brains than most of the assortment of creatures/created items in this room
 
@hichris123 ah no. The keyboardy kind
 
Doubt it
Quality > Quantity
and my big head and ego says nothing of my brain!
 
@Haney Aha, so you are Zaphod!
 
@Bart Yeah, I google'd Razer.
 
10:22 PM
heh
 
@hichris123 it's arbitrary really.
 
"Runs custom apps"
uhhh, yeah
about that
 
@bjb568 No Linux OS's :( (no, Chromebook does not count)
 
I can't help but read it as Chromeos
 
10:23 PM
@Haney Aren't all apps technically custom? ;)
 
because Chromeo is one of my fave bands
Yeah, but the funnier bit is that Chrome OS doesn't let you write to the HDD
 
@Haney Okay, braintest: I've removed every other letter in this word. Replace them properly as fast as possible: atdssalsmnains.
 
what is: 42?
antidisestablishmentarianism
 
@Haney why would you want to write stuff to a HDD when you have all this fluffy water vapour to store your data in
 
NAILED IT
 
10:25 PM
@Haney So, you have a brain. gg
 
@Bart one of the worst buzzwords of 2014
that and Big Data, and "Disrupt" - seems like everything is disrupting everything else
@Frank not necessarily, I just love me some puzzles
 
@Haney I've always wondered everytime I see Big Data what Small Data is.
 
@Haney Obligatory xkcd reference:
 
Think cloud of sky fluff definite bad place of keep precious secret.
 
LOL amazing
 
10:27 PM
(whoops, that's not the one that has "cloud -> butt" :P)
 
@hichris123 anything you keep on a hard drive that you can touch is "small data"
 
@Haney try ehlhoostizlnn
 
the funny thing about Big Data™ is that tons of people have access to it, and nobody has any idea how to use it or make it into something
good example: sede.stackexchange.com
granted people use SEDE pretty well
but many people wouldn't know where to start
 
Hm… just looked at a crash report and found Chrome.
And Pepper Flash Player under it.
 
@Frank uhhh... that one I'm genuinely stumped on
 
10:28 PM
@Haney You can get a 10 TB hard drive now, so...
 
@Haney perhaps someone should organize a Big Data seminar at some point. Surely those are useful and unique.
 
/sarcasm
 
@bjb568 Go report it.
 
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Q: "A graphics problem has been detected"

bjb568MacBookPro11,3 2.5 GHz i7 Intel Iris Pro and NVIDIA GeForce GT 750M (auto graphics switching on, it was on intel) OSX 10.10.1 The system appeared to freeze. iStat Menu's clock stopped, the cursor wouldn't move, etc. I tried (physically) closing and reopening, but it didn't go to sleep and the ap...

 
@Haney methylchloroisothiazolinone
 
10:30 PM
I figured it was a chemical
had "ethyl" worked out
but I've never even heard of that
 
@Haney Look on the back of your shampoo bottle
 
therefore I choose to believe that you're a liar and that word is made up, liar
 
It's usually there
@Haney lol, it's a common preservative.
 
I really enjoy explaining Carnauba Wax to people; heard of it?
 
@Frank you're a common preservative!!
 
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10:32 PM
Idea for big-data-ish SEDE use: a query that, given your UserId, recommends the related tags you should follow but don't follow yet.
 
Methylchloroisothiazolinone (5-chloro-2-methyl-4-isothiazolin-3-one), also referred to as MCI, is a preservative with antibacterial and antifungal effects within the group of isothiazolinones. It is effective against gram-positive and gram-negative bacteria, yeast, and fungi. Methylchloroisothiazolinone is found in many water-based personal care products and cosmetics. Methylchloroisothiazolinone was first used in cosmetics in the 1970s. It is also used in glue production, detergents, paints, fuels, and other industrial processes. Methylchloroisothiazolinone is known by the registered tradename...
 
@Fundamental -1 brownie point for using "big data". ;P
 
Carnauba Wax: the stuff that makes Skittles shiny, and the stuff that makes cars shiny.
@Fundamental we are building some algs to do similarly
 
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@hichris123 it was within the context of earlier messages, so...
 
Therefore Skittles are cars
 
10:33 PM
@Haney ME LIKE SHINY
 
you've seen the "Interesting" question tab by now I'm sure
 
What's a .diag file?
 
user259867
@Haney Yeah. My proposal to turn it on on Mathematics was declined by a CM.
 
user259867
It's only visible on SO.
 
user259867
But I use it anyway. :)
 
10:34 PM
@Haney qirle
 
squirrle
!
oh wait, not quite.
 
@Haney wrong
 
Good thing @Undo isn't here. He would have been chasing that squirrle by now
 
that one has me stumped too
 
@Fundamental -2 brownie points for being aware & using context.
 
10:37 PM
what's with the points? This isn't some set of websites where you earn magic points for doing things...
5
 
Obviously not.
Brownie points are much better than imaginary internet points, though.
 
@Haney Hint: Longest standard English word (uncommon spelling in US) word pronounced with one syllable.
 
hmmm
gotta be sq then
anything else would be 2+
 
@Haney correct
 
uncommon indicates a u British style I'd think
 
10:39 PM
@Haney correct
 
squirrelled?
i was so damned close too
 
@Haney correct
 
user259867
As I was setting up Blackboard for spring semester courses, I found it can now give badges for achievements...
 
user259867
But no rep, or downvotes yet.
 
Try this (evil grin): pemnutairsoislcvlaooiss
 
10:42 PM
one word?!
 
yup
 
@Fundamental I once got Arrested related to Blackboard
I feel like your word is a disease
 
@Haney correct
 
pneumo___
got it
 
@Haney correct
 
10:43 PM
pneumononultramicroscopicsivilcanovolcanoisis
can't remember exactly how to spell it
 
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
 
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@Haney arrested with a capital A? Sounds serious.
 
is correct
 
as a kid I memorized it to "impress" my friends with a super long as hell word
@Fundamental wasn't too big a deal, the tl;dr was I hacked Blackboard and printed out 40k student addresses phone numbers and SIN/SSNs
the "punishment" was advise them on how to fix it or go to jail. Guess what I did.
 
@Fundamental I have to use that too.
It's awful.
 
10:45 PM
oh I also made myself a teacher and created courses called things like "Beer Making 101" and enrolled the entire university
LOL thinking back on it makes me laugh
 
@Haney try pedpedhpprtyods
@Haney lol
 
a dinosaur?
 
@Haney no
 
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@bjb568 If it's just for downloading / uploading stuff, it can't be that bad. Everything else is awful, I agree.
 
10:47 PM
^^ Trolling on blackboard.
 
@Fundamental it was TERRIBLE back in 2004
@Frank no idea. Feels like maybe a dental disease
 
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Hm, is there a proposal for Blackboard.SE on Area 51? Too narrow. Maybe "Learning Management Systems".
 
@Haney It is a genetic inherited disorder.
 
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@bjb568 Why Math dept has so much stuff?
 
not a doctor, not sure I'd know
 
10:49 PM
@Fundamental leer fat… 256.8 MB PDF appears to be entire geometry textbook
 
@Haney pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism
 
pseudopseudo? are you kidding?
what the hell
 
Thought you'd get the 'thyroidism'
 
you thought wrong, haha
I have Hashimoto's actually
you'd think I'd know
my TPO antibodies hate my thyroid
 
has no idea what frank and haney are doing
 
10:51 PM
magic. we're doing magic.
 
no, they're doing mgc
 
got one for you @Frank
 
try hnrfcbltdnttbs
 
trdcy
 
@Haney ok
 
10:52 PM
@Bart woof
 
Squirrel!
 
@Haney hmm...
 
_h_n_r_f_c_b_l_t_d_n_t_t_b_s
 
@Haney scratch the first _
 
hmm
h_n_r_f_c_b_l_t_d_n_t_t_b_s_
 
10:55 PM
@bummi that looks borked
 
not sure what it is, but it's borked
 
I tried to download the quarter gig pdf, and I think I crashed blackboard.
 
norepro
 
you didn't get the CSS loaded
 
10:55 PM
@Haney scratch the last _
 
reload, if the problem remains, meta it
 
@Haney seems he got at least some of it loaded, the badges are formatted
 
@Haney is it a scientific title?
 
Can anybody else reach blackboard now?
 
there are many files
@Frank yes
h_n_r_f_c_b_l_t_d_n_t_t_b_s
 
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10:56 PM
@bjb568 Blackboard is locally hosted, isn't it?
 
@Haney yes
 
@Haney thx, worked at third reload, sorry ..
 
@Haney correct
 
@Fundamental IDK, but it must be at least at the district level since I can see other skewls in the file sys.
 
@bummi never be sorry!
report bugs as you see them
 
10:57 PM
@Haney k. UR DESIGN. SUX!
 
this isn't some oppressive ego thing
we're all people, I'm here to enjoy as you are, I report bugs as you do
 
Especially the profile redesign.
It's worse than before, which is really something!
 
I'm not benevolent or someone to apologize to
 
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@bjb568 So, perhaps your district has a single installation. Like different colleges of a university share an instance. But it can't be much wider than that. After all someone has to pay for it, and support it.
 
@bjb568 joke's on you, not my design
honorific_b_l_t_d_n_t_t_b_s
 
10:58 PM
@Haney UR = Y'all's
 
aww :(
haha
if I was smart and enterprising 10 years ago I'd have written a better Blackboard.
 
Confirmed is district level. bb.<distrcit>boe.k12.oh.us
@Haney Nobody would use it, transition costs too high. Put the last phrase in quotes if it's not.
 
@Haney correct
 
exactly
10 years ago I had it
 
Oh if you're back in time, it's easier.
 
11:01 PM
honorificabilityd_n_t_t_b_s
 
@Haney idk, give up
 
^^ reddit makes me hungry
 
pterodactyl
i give up too
what's yours?
 
@Haney correct except for y
 
11:02 PM
@bjb568 going to go out for Italian tonight, should be awesome (don't eat out too much)
 
@Haney lol
 
@Haney I eat microwaved italians.
 
@Haney honorificabilitudinitatibus
 
what the hell is that?
 
@Haney "the state of being able to achieve honours"
 
11:03 PM
neat
 
iow, me
jk
 
Does anyone else think that there are way too many comments on this question? #irony — Shokhet 1 min ago
 
@Frank That wasn't the point. That question is complaining about an "explosion" of comments on SO and MSE. #irony
 
11:09 PM
alright, back to work. Night all!
thanks for the chat and fun
 
cya
 
@Haney Wait, we're all people? I thought @Frank was a tree!
 
:O
 
:O
 
11:14 PM
@hichris123 cough
 
go back to bed @uni.
@Doorknob Yes? Doorknobs are people too!
 
@h34 What?
 
wut
 
@Unihedro What do you think your doing here? We don't know you. Go take a hike
 
*you're
 
11:38 PM
bug
 
@Unihedro lol
 
status-yourfault
 
:P
 
user259867
gone
 
user259867
11:50 PM
Got the fancy new login for the first time, too.
 
@Fundamental I'm not super fond of it. It just seems out of place. And way too small.
 
user259867
I don't care so much about the appearance, but the fact that it drops me on the front page when I'm going to flag spam is annoying. (This hasn't changed, since no functionality has changed.) The server attention span...
 
user259867
f you too
 
G+ you too
 
11:53 PM
@Fundamental That too.
 
@ShadowWizard Blorb us all!
 
user259867
Speaking of f, there is a rush of likes on a page I "manage", and I couldn't find why. Going on for two days now. Hopefully it's not some "lol @ bad FB page" meme.
 
@bjb568 Can you please take up my whole screen with worthless images? Thanks!
 
@hichris123 YA WELCOME
This is so awful.
 
Can I please flag @bjb568? ;)
 
11:58 PM
no
 
user259867
At least those sites work. Unlike, say, DD.
 
Haaaaay
It's called beta
 
user259867
And posting zoomed in images does not make DD any less borked.
 
@Fundamental True.
 
@Fundamental It shows how other things are.
 
11:59 PM
 

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