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5:00 AM
that graph tutorialmap thingie on DD doesn't work for me. It reacts to hover but it won't let me click.
Tried a mouse, a touch pad and a touch screen...
 
@bjb568 I think we need a QA to find all the bugs.
 
@JanDvorak What graph tutorial map? Oh that, that's because the tutorials aren't made yet.
 
Wait. Wat. The intro to HTML loads for me but the intro to javascript doesn't.
 
@JanDvorak Not made yet.
 
@bjb568 bad UX
 
5:02 AM
It's amazing how suspicious people are when you offer to do free work for them.
 
> This site is in beta, so some features might not work correctly or have not been implemented.
 
@TCPMAN.EXE you mean in real life?
seems like they expect it online
 
@bluet No, on the internet. In real life they don't assume you're scamming them.
 
@bjb568 missing tutorials are acceptable. Missing UI reactions are not.
 
@bluet I guess it depends who your audience is, hehe.
 
5:04 AM
@JanDvorak If you feel strongly about it, I'll give you access to repo and you can fix that. Make em all go to 404s.
 
user259867
> It augments text, by adding formatting (header, bold, italic)
 
user259867
HTML adds bold / italic? It can, but...
 
Gawd, I think Malcolm doesn't understand it himself. (I agree with you about semantics)
 
@bjb568 just show a popup
"all start-tags have end-tags" - false
 
@JanDvorak You show a popup
@JanDvorak <img /> Use XHTML!
 
5:05 AM
that's not an end-tag
 
It's self-closing, not start.
It doesn't start or end anything.
 
and if you ever do <img ...></img> I'll kill you.
2
 
Valid in XML.
 
not semantically
 
Drive Jan mad with semantically broken HTML #LifeHack!!!
2
 
5:06 AM
grep -R '</img>'
 
solution: add space so it becomes </ img>
 
@Unihedro DON'T YOU DARE! D:
 
@Braiam And then < / img > is also valid HTML...
#ParseHTMLWithRegexTheHardWayTM
 
It isn't
 
Eh, it probably actually isn't.
 
5:08 AM
<strong><em>imsokewl</strong></em>
 
"Altho" -- 'nuff said
followed by a 404
 
...
What are you talking about this time?
 
@JanDvorak -//W3C//DTD HTML 3.2//EN checks valid
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 3.2//EN">
<html>
<head>
<meta name="generator" content="HTML Tidy for Linux (vers 25 March 2009), see www.w3.org">
<title></title>
</head>
<body>
<img alt="** PLEASE DESCRIBE THIS IMAGE **" src="../img">< / img >
</body>
</html>
 
@Braiam \o/
 
@Braiam that doctype by itself is a sin
 
5:11 AM
0
A: What does the "Measured for a square, the carpenter spent the next quarter hour..." text mean

Shog9As Inf notes, the editor at work here has a way with words which is well-known around these parts. Some of us, upon tiring of interpreting terse insults on the Twitterbooks, will relax by reading such soothing summaries. But, fanciful though they may be, they are not without meaning or relevanc...

 
though I wouldn't be surprised to see W3schools actually use it
 
@JanDvorak W3C
 
@Braiam W3C wouldn't devolve into such madness
 
@JanDvorak they went and did
through HTML-Tidy may be the problem
 
doesn't load for me..
 
5:14 AM
I think my torrent download is... wait
 
After the whole night, I have finally reached 30% upload ratio...
 
DD bugfixes deployed!
> Thirsty was the day of the seas, a salt, a pepper, all shook up and ready to coat the port side, a chunder, a flounder, a mighty call to the lunches of last week and when did we eat corn?
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Jan takes something from the internet, he gives back only the 30%
 
so far
Everybody wants it, but nobody wants it from me.
 
> Line 20, Column 14: XHTML element noscript not allowed as child of XHTML element div in this context. (Suppressing further errors from this subtree.)
Y
 
5:18 AM
What context?
 
@bjb568 ask it on DD
 
why you have a noscript inside a div?
 
Why shouldn't he?
 
I have a structure built with divs, and I place the noscript in the err div.
 
<img></img>
3
 
5:28 AM
I'm not unhappy with the outcome. This question was a lot more fun than the last one. — Shog9 ♦ 5 mins ago
 
@TCPMAN.EXE flagged as offensive
 
Make sure you star it too.
 
Excellent.
 
5:30 AM
The correct word is "told", not "telled". — Infinite Recursion 2 mins ago
 
tolled
 
I'm glad you noticed, too ;-)
 
Tul't.
 
fun fact: "founded" is a real word
 
@JanDvorak ha!
 
5:31 AM
You found that bank? No, I founded it.
 
I found new cities every day
 
@JanDvorak but it doesn't mean what people think
 
~~ Alexander the Great
 
@JanDvorak I live every day.
 
too bad
 
5:32 AM
bjb founded and borked dd
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user259867
gone
 
downed
 
who were the two that downvoted :/
 
5:34 AM
 
Oh HO. Clever.
 
Oh no you don't
 
kek
 
Stop confusing us @uni
 
5:36 AM
start counting victims
 
Night! Probably not a cold day.
 
One of these times I should direct it to a PHP page that increments a counter whenever the page is loaded.
@bjb568 Night!
 
decides to make sure never to click Uni's links again
 
points to the obvious solution of just hovering over the links
@JanDvorak utterly confused
 
@Braiam I tried. The screen only reacts to actual touches, unfortunately.
 
5:40 AM
I hovered, didn't click, because I know @uni's tricks :D
 
@JanDvorak Whatever happened to that site that generates a new altcoin for you for $25 or whatever :P
 
Hi All
 
Hi @Javageek
 
/me greets
 
Just a quick doubt if anybody can help, If my answer is downvoted and if the question is removed, Will I get back my reputation ??
 
5:43 AM
Yes.
 
Just don't answer those ;-)
 
Yes
 
@Javageek It depends on the score.
 
5:43 AM
@Unihedro time
actually, no
 
Messy.
 
Some of you said yes and some no...
So will I get back my rep ???
 
4 mins ago, by Unihedro
@Javageek It depends on the score.
 
ok..
 
user259867
5:48 AM
@Javageek Yes, you will. The only case when reputation from deleted posts is preserved is when they had the score of 3 or higher and stayed on the site for at least 60 days. Reputation and Historical Archives
 
@InfiniteRecursion two someones
 
I haven't even finished reading that...
 
@AndrewT. don't bother #lifehack
 
Use hashtags for everything. #lifehack
 
5:51 AM
If I add a reopen vote to that will I get my membership to this site taken away? #trolling
 
The only thing worth reading there is Shog's answer. It's so honest and funny.
 
Also, Rand's edit summary
 
goes to read edit summary
 
@JanDvorak they both contain "rand" , assuming he means random
 
indeed
 
5:56 AM
I hope the other rand understands random's message
 
VELOCIRAPTOR!
 
@Braiam goto your era
possible LQ title keyword: ^(?i)(?:*.php)(?:*.javascript|*.jquery)
 
Possible LQ keyword (accurate 20% of the time): ^
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 75.6780: how to reduce weight fast on meta.stackexchange.com
 
@hichris123 tp
 
@Fundamental err, flag as what?
 
6:14 AM
@AndrewT. rude/offensive
 
okay, gone
 
6:37 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: SlimGenix Pro Diet For Weight Loss by Gra Hid on codegolf.stackexchange.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 99.5289: SlimGenix Pro Diet For Weight Loss on codegolf.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tp
 
@Fundamental Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
user259867
> Dissimilar dishonourable tea which is highly rubberized and fermented
 
Sounds like a liquid not entirely unlike tea
Interesting idea in the title, though
 
6:43 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: BLENDER ON WINDOWS 8 LAG by KIRA on blender.stackexchange.com
 
6:54 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How Can Make Weight Loss? by Ernes tcrice on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tp
 
@Fundamental Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@SmokeDetector spam
 
7:35 AM
~17 posts in MSE cv queue
 
ugh... I hate reviewing duplicates
 
7:50 AM
146
Q: About your f***ing website

Jeff AtwoodPresented for your enjoyment-slash-amusement. Email received by team@stackoverflow.com from Name Jesus Christ Almighty, what a f***ing mess of a website. I'm trying to post a question. Just the one, you know, f***ing question. So I sign up for an ID and I'm sent an email that doesn't real...

 
8:42 AM
Is it worthy of 3 upvotes? stackoverflow.com/q/27835839/2389078
just asking for code
Could this question be closed as POB? Because OP is just asking for code and there are many ways to accomplish that?
Please add a close and flag reason: "OP is just asking How to code XY. Code provided by OP is not an attempt at solving problem, rather its just some random code and they are asking community to write code for them."
 
9:21 AM
@InfiniteRecursion done mine ... I'm not yet in the Top CV Reviewers list ... :(
 
9:32 AM
It isn't important to be the #1 reviewer, is it? Who remembers the #1 reviewers of the seven review queues anyway?
 
Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill and Bill?
 
Pay, Pay, Pay, Pay, Pay, Pay and Pay?
 
:D I meant the one of the Lizard variety
 
@InfiniteRecursion you just shattered my meaning of life...
 
9:37 AM
!find meaning of life
 
@rene Have a ★
 
@bjb568 I would link to the Monty Python wikipedia article...
 
@InfiniteRecursion /me checks ... Nope, not one of mine. Fair enough
 
> gives you emotional service at the same time.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@JanDvorak Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad' and blacklisted user.
 
9:59 AM
^^^ We need more spam flags on the link above
 
now gone
 
10:16 AM
@DroidDev sorry brother. my bad. u 9gagger bro ? — Aditya Sharma 50 mins ago
ummm...what is 9gagger...?
 
9gag.com - umm... maybe NSFW (in a sense) too
 
@AndrewT. flagged as NAA
 
10:28 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: FREERADIUS WITH ACTIVE DIRECTORY by MrCharles on askubuntu.com
 
@JanDvorak someone is trying to get their homework done for them
 
10:50 AM
"perhaps it was intended more for the original author" - well, I'm the original author and I couldn't make head or tail of it either! — rand al'thor 14 mins ago
^ didn't rage quit till now
 
@Bart The OP is hoping for a position as IT manager and starts delegating tasks they are clueless about as a practice...
 
Got to love Random @InfiniteRecursion
 
@Bart Shog's prose and Random's poetry, both failed to deliver the message to the author.
 
I could deliver the message @InfiniteRecursion. Though that might cause a rage quit ... at least it will be clear ...
 
@Bart Impossible!
 
11:01 AM
Me causing people to rage quit? Me being clear?
 
:(
 
You should rage quit for this @Bart ;)
 
I left for two weeks @InfiniteRecursion, and there was no end to the pings and the messages of how much you all missed me. There's no way I can leave.
 
@Bart You left for two weeks, really? No one noticed. :D
 
11:06 AM
Dec 24 '14 at 17:01, by Infinite Recursion
Where is my dear nemesis @Bart? :D
 
@SmokeDetector fpu
 
@InfiniteRecursion Registered as false positive, added title to Bayesian doctype 'good', whitelisted user.
 
@InfiniteRecursion Actually I noticed, but avoided to mention it knowing that saying his name three times would summon him back like Betelgeuse...
 
So people are still talking about what a **** I am and how much they want to be rid of me! Thanks a bunch @InfiniteRecursion, @Bart. I don't know either of you from Adam, but I suppose you've just followed the crowd of Rand-haters...
 
11:11 AM
If you play nice, we'll let you play.
 
@randal'thor We weren't talking about what an **** anyone is. Just an observation that someone had announced their departure and was active again. That is not equal to calling anyone anything.
 
@JonEricson I've been accused of insulting your religion and your piety. SE must be the only place where someone can be punished for libel when the 'victim' doesn't even know about the alleged libel! I have nothing against you personally, and I'm sorry if you felt I was attacking your family. I'd hate if someone did that to me, which is why I stay anonymous (God knows I have enough enemies here, half of them in positions of power too). Hopefully you and I at least can part without rancour :-)
@InfiniteRecursion You were displaying a derogatory and disparaging attitude towards me. (Funnily enough, I got suspended for 'displaying a derogatory and disparaging attitude'. Who said SE was fair?)
 
My apologies if you found it derogatory and disparaging @randal'thor
 
@JanDvorak I played nice. I made a perfectly civil meta post, not insulting anyone, inquiring if certain actions were considered above-board rather than saying Doorknob was misusing his power. What did I get in return? 42 downvotes and a lot of insulting responses from Doorknob, Shog9, and half the people in this chatroom.
 
@randal'thor wait, what? Do I know you?
 
11:24 AM
@randal'thor It may have been perfectly civil - and you got a perfectly civil response - but you stated multiple untrue claims - and they have been debunked. I see no insult there.
 
I think something may be lost on me here ...
 
Thanks @JanDvorak. Not sure how I'm a part of that, but oh well.
Ah, the rage quit comment. :D I see I misinterpreted something. Well, time for lunch.
 
Wait, glasses need lunch? :O
 
@JanDvorak Shog9's answer to my question wasn't civil. Show me one "untrue claim" I made? What would be the point of me lying - most of the people reading are mods who can see all the background to everything anyway.
 
11:31 AM
@randal'thor Doorknob showed you several of your untrue claims.
 
31 mins ago, by Bart
I could deliver the message @InfiniteRecursion. Though that might cause a rage quit ... at least it will be clear ...
 
Sam
@InfiniteRecursion To keep his hinges well oiled ;)
 
@JanDvorak He didn't. He couldn't see any way to win the argument fairly, and resorted to flaunting his power as a mod and accusing me of lying in order to debunk the discussion.
This is what happens when you give kids too much power.
 
@randal'thor it seems you already have a dedicated meta question for all this stuff. I'm not sure bringing it into this chat room is going to do you or any of those present any favours, nor make anything any more enjoyable. Perhaps just step away for a while and calm down.
 
11:36 AM
It wasn't me who brought the discussion here.
 
@randal'thor I don't really care. Just don't continue it.
 
I found people dissing me in this chatroom and came in to respond.
 
Job done.
 
How did you find us?
 
11:37 AM
Yay! New kind of spam.
Doesn't matter @Jan
 
Not really. It links to the same old meds.
 
@InfiniteRecursion Bio-spam. We're going green.
 
Better be green than blue
 
@JanDvorak Unless someone @-pinged me (?), I think I just came into this room to see what was going on and found a long discussion of my meta question.
 
Still not brown though @JanDvorak
 
Sam
11:40 AM
@JanDvorak Gah, Pham didn't have that blacklisted.
 
keyword: didn't
 
keyword: lunch
 
keyword: hinges
 
Sam
keyword: train
 
keyword: wreck
 
11:44 AM
keyword: continues
 
Spam Q (90.9%): Is ios ibeacon developed yet?Is ios ibeacon developed yet?, by reneep, on apple.stackexchange.com.
 
now wrecked :/
 
Booooo @Pham
 
@Pham tpu
It is spam...
 
Sam
@Bart Happy now?
in Low Quality Posts HQ, 56 secs ago, by Pham
All threads have died. Kill successful!
@rene That's not a valid command.
 
11:55 AM
@Sam feature-request
 
Sam
status-declined
@rene See here.
 
@Sam you didn't even considered it, did you?
 
Sam
@rene Nope. Because Pham already (automatically) does this.
 
Oh, ok... case closed then...
 
@Sam strangely ... yes :D
 
MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF STARS
3
 
I think it's @Bart's sock, who else would have so many stars? :O
 
Sam
:D
 
@JanDvorak gone
That was so Windows! :P — Sheikh Aman Jun 13 '14 at 14:12
 
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: Correct solution for tour.golang.org/concurrency/8 by Kokizzu on codereview.stackexchange.com
 
I totally understand the frustration of that answerer
 
Finally
 
1:10 PM
how nobody has nuked this yet
 
@nicael jone
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in username: Solutions of some Diophantine equations by baba on math.stackexchange.com
 
... wasn't he whitelisted recently?
Ah nope, other baba
 
I can't edit, but it's trial and not trail ;) — Michalis Jan 20 '12 at 21:18
^ obsolete
 
1:27 PM
@nicael Looks like my flag took the cake
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fpu
 
@Fundamental Registered as false positive, added title to Bayesian doctype 'good', whitelisted user.
 
I need a girlfriend. — Yorye Nathan 1 min ago
 
Sam
@PatrickHofman How on earth does that have 14 upticks?!
 
People need girlfriends
3
 
1:36 PM
@Sam Don't know. I am happily married :)
 
@PatrickHofman does your girlfriend know?
 
Sam
@Bart I'll find you some nice pink glasses...
 
@Bart She is my girl friend... :) Some people are married and don't have a friend. That's sad...
 
Which one? would have been a great response...
 
Sam
1:38 PM
lol
 
Dame Edna
 
Sam
So, we finally get to see Bart's gf.
 
@rene guess what I googled? ;)
 
@PatrickHofman gone :'(
 
Here you go
 
1:41 PM
YAY!!!
 
0
Q: Character for GPS location arrow to display in HTML

craigIs there a Unicode character for the "location arrow" icon? The closest that I can find is heavy north east arrow (U+279A).

OT?
Where does it belong?
(it is related to html afterwards, so I don't know)
 
ux?
 
nowhere imo
 
1:52 PM
lol, Not enough jQuery might've been better. Flagged anyway..
 
@Mooseman Is Moosebot yours?
 
@rene Maybe... He needs 20 rep to talk in chat. He's probably going to get a whole lot more from this though.
 
Anyway, I rejected a bunch of suggested edits. Better pick emtpy wiki's ...
 
@Mooseman I guess you have enough rep now
 
@PatrickHofman Now waiting for caching...
 
2:03 PM
@Unihedro: maybe you should down vote and close this question: stackoverflow.com/questions/2701192/…. Hypocrites. — craig 1 min ago
 
"please, write the full code, which will have the function I need." No!Patrick Hofman 41 secs ago
 
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Q: What should happen what the marked duplicate of a question is deleted?

MoosemanThis question (which has pending delete votes, but is still visible) was marked as a duplicate of this question (which has already been deleted). The above is an example of when the duplicate system breaks. The Possible Duplicate banner is still present, but most users won't be able to see it. O...

 
@PatrickHofman closed
 
@Bart thanks
 
Low Quality A (21.8%): This is a wonderful game ever seen in my life, I couldn't trace my troo..., by Aijaz Naqash, on gaming.stackexchange.com.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: DÚVIDA CRIAÇÃO DE SERVIDOR REST? by itasouza on pt.stackoverflow.com
 
@Mooseman it's actually an exact dup of one close a few minutes ago
 
@bluefeet Why am I not surprised?
 
(should've flagged as spam myself, but already went with VLQ before taking a closer look)
 
2:58 PM
@hichris123 That's spam isn't it?
 
-90
Q: Evaluating the risks of allowing teen moderators on the SE network

user774411I have a David vs Goliath case here involving a teen moderator on Stack Overflow. His display name is BoltClock. I'm a low reputation SO user (less than 150 points) who was recently suspended for Voting Irregularities by BoltClock. Eventually the mistake was corrected by another non-teen moderat...

@Unihedro Eh.
 

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