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6:01 AM
@forestdistrustsStackExchange oh, thought it was auto deleted in chat due to flags (also leading to auto ban), then mod manually suspended on the main site as well.
@bobble good .
@tripleee k
@tripleee gone
!!/cricket
 
@ShadowWizardSaysNoMoreWar No such command 'cricket'.
 
 
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7:27 AM
whoa
ohh no grace period so each edit means new Smokey message... bad.
@tripleee what you think?
I don't really care for the flood, but other might.
 
this is unrelated to the grace period change, the user was blacklisted a while back because they posted what seems to be a junk non-answer around an hour ago and got blacklisted because of that
with these esolangs, hard to tell sometimes, but the post also did not contain any useful information about which language etc
here's the metasmoke record for that post metasmoke.erwaysoftware.com/post/365756
they really posted four separate answers, plus that NAA
 
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8:13 AM
undisclosed affiliation, returning spammer gaming.stackexchange.com/q/397292/169695
 
8:24 AM
@tripleee flagged, and comment replied to the mod comment on that post
 
thanks
 
 
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10:02 AM
@tripleee gone?
 
yup, excellent
here's another one though
 
flagged
 
10:37 AM
@tripleee gone as well
 
11:18 AM
!!/coffee balpha the new employee ;)
 
@ShadowWizardSaysNoMoreWar brews a cup of macchiato for @balpha
 
[Homer Simpson drool] hmmmm coffee
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11:34 AM
@balpha first task: give yourself diamond on MSE, in chat you appear as ordinary user since it does not know the new staff indicator. ;)
Or, better yet, fix chat so that it would show staff label and give some different color. :D
 
11:45 AM
actually I'm going through the onboarding checklist and one of the tasks is to watch a video of a recorded talk about web security, done by a kind of familiar looking guy called "balpha"
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I hope it's one of those where you can increase the speed at which the video plays ;)
 
😄 yep, it's on the company-internal youtube account
 
@balpha rofl. Say "hi" to him!
 
@balpha Seems sus
 
@tripleee isn't that 2 smokeys up?
 
oh yeah, missed it somehow
here's another for you though
aggressively returning spammer ethereum.stackexchange.com/a/128315
 
12:43 PM
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@tripleee how you decide it's "aggressively"? What's the threshold?
 
in this case, three posts in 10 minutes or so, but completely subjective
 
@tripleee oh, yeah that's aggressive indeed.
 
 
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1:58 PM
Josh Zhang on May 16, 2022
When the bots came for us, we strengthened our defenses. Here’s what we learned about parrying a few DDoS attacks.
 
 
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3:10 PM
@JNat cross site offensive troll, the answer here has very offensive meaning, and the translation of the About Me is "Your whole family is dead". Thanks!
 
3:49 PM
@Feeds Onebox under attack: what we learned about a potential security risk
 
 
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5:01 PM
@Glorfindel perhaps you should reconsider your smokey feedback on that user polygonjs above.
 
@Luuklag thanks, it seems they've improved their behaviour now
 
@Glorfindel no problem
 
 
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6:19 PM
@balpha wait, I know this one! Evil twin?
Or good twin if you're the evil one
@tripleee time is indeed vedy subjective
@ShadowWizardSaysNoMoreWar this guy?
I wonder why he's in a quicksand and why he is not panicking about that inconvenient fact
Eh, holy people. Who can know what they're thinking
 
@M.A.R. because panicking in quicksand is what gets you killed
 
@Luuklag got it. Next time I'll remember to stare at the sun
Or is this a "all car accidents happen while braking" thing?
Are you pulling my leg? Are you quicksand
 
@M.A.R. There are definitely arseholes out there that don't brake and cause crashes because of it.
 
Well give them a brake
 
badum pssst
 
6:32 PM
@M.A.R. No. Those shouldn't get a break, they should be locked up for attempted murder. It irks me that I can't get a dashcam, get evidence and file charges at the police station ....
 
@Tinkeringbell you could drive with one hand and hold a video camera on the other
 
@Tinkeringbell why can't you?
 
Or tape an iphone to the back of the rear view mirror
I'm full of good ideas
Buy one of those mission impossible contact lenses that record stuff
Put cameras instead of your front lights
Replace your car's radiator with a guy with an ice pack and a camera
That one is overkill though. Ice packs aren't exactly cheap
I'm sure you're writing down all of these
Says our instructor 1.5 seconds before wiping the board
 
@Luuklag Lease car, so I can't get a proper dashcam installed as that would count as "modifications"
 
@Tinkeringbell Well, you could un-install it before returning the car
As long as no wires are actually cut etc there won't be too much of a problem
I doubt they even check for it.
 
6:44 PM
I suppose tape is out of the question
 
@M.A.R. would be fine if you use a good sticker remover afterwards
these lease companies push 100's of cars per week to a new owner after they are returned, they don't have that much time to check them all
 
I might just buy this one once the lease is up, and get a dashcam then
 
you got a polo, right?
 
You could also wear one of those bike helmets with a camera
 
@Luuklag yep
 
6:55 PM
yeah those are nice cars as long as you don't have a big family
 
Not planning on getting one, won't fit in my apartment ;)
 
Sell your apartment, buy a house, and get a new car from the "overwaarde"
 
I don't think there'll be any overwaarde left if you go from tiny apartment to full family sized house XD
 
 
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