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00:57
@forestdistrustsStackExchange it's down for me too :) also Hi!
anyway, been a while I think
@forestdistrustsStackExchange btw, they stopped the Tor block?
(looked on meta but don't think I saw a new post about it)
I suppose.
I actually just got back on yesterday after being away for a few months, so I didn't see the first block.
I'm not even sure if this was a Tor block today.
I see, cool to see you back on :)
I wasn't particularly active myself except for these two months or so, but that's it
Everyone's name keeps changing around here (I don't remember a Nord). Remind me who you are?
01:08
@forestdistrustsStackExchange we talked on the anime chat room I believe?
and I never changed my name/nick on this specific chat room/SE, only on meta is it this one
on other SO/SE it's my full name
Ah. Then it's just my bad memory.
Haven't been in the anime room for even longer. I should go back.
yeah, same tbh
Aaaand currently offline for maintenance error.
OK there, took about 5 new Tor exits. Finally got in.
good thing chat room still work. I guess they can choose which part of the site to repair/do maintenance on, unless it's another problem
I think it's DDoS.
But I'm not sure.
SE just doesn't want to give a message "we're struggling against some basement dweller with a vendetta" or whatever.
01:18
I guess we'll know more when they make a post
I doubt they will tbh. But I've been wrong before.
01:55
@forestdistrustsStackExchange looking at my uptime checker, we're both getting 503 (maintainance) and being completely down errors
 
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05:39
For this question on Meta SE, can someone tell me what the upvote/downvote count is? I'm aware of the score, but I'm curious about the upvotes/downvote ratio (yes, I have an opinion, no, I will not discuss it here)
Neither can I see vote counts in Meta SE... :(
@JourneymanGeek you got any info on the outage? its not read-only now
@Exampleperson no
I don't have any folks on the SRE team I can badger šŸ¦”either
I guess it wasn't a DDoS attack. Since they just set it to read-only mode...
05:46
@Exampleperson whole network was down :D
So, lets wait for a response, but from what I saw everything, including chat was down for a bit
oh wow
@JourneymanGeek Final Assumption: It could've been a DDoS attack that did a lot of INSERTs to the database.
uhhh
I'm not assuming anything lol
DDoS attack explains the periodic outage
just like before
And INSERTs explain the read-only mode thing
lol
Readonly is probably "lets get something lightweight up while we sort this out"
umm...
Maybe they just did the maintenance early because of the issues
after all
05:55
uhh that's speculation
Or when there's issues. Its fairly standard
@JourneymanGeek that doesn't seem correct though
06:11
Chat was down. HOW DARE THEY
I mean everything else too but how dare they
06:26
@JourneymanGeek Thanks!
@cocomac +539 BTW
@cocomac if you don't have a problem with running userscripts you can install this one: stackapps.com/questions/8977/… it will give you the split, or open api.stackexchange.com/2.3/posts/… that leverages the stack api directly.
06:46
What happened to the notifications counter badge?
06:58
It broke / got messed up
It wasn't a ddos
Then what was it?
I have no clue. I wasn't involved in fixing it. But it's now Sunday pretty much everywhere and we're losing an hour of sleep on top of a day full of unplanned work... so maybe leave it be until Monday?
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Rob
Rob
07:22
There have been several spikes of it being offline throughout the day, see: downdetector.com/status/stackoverflow
@Rob heartbeat
It's good, means SO still alive.
Rob
Rob
@ShadowWizardSaysNoMoreWar More like porcupine, under attack:
08:01
@ShadowWizardSaysNoMoreWar are those hedgehogs? also Hi :)
@NordTheLoftyWizard yeah, they're close enough to porcupine. Hello!
been a while :) also started to learn some javascript
@NordTheLoftyWizard awesome! Bit late into the party, but there's place for everyone. :P
Popular Demand 101 ^
09:11
@Exampleperson ..... I blame dyslexia
09:22
@JourneymanGeek way to shift the blame
@M.A.R. left shift or right shift?
@ShadowWizardSaysNoMoreWar probably both because dyslexia
Har har har
@ShadowWizardSaysNoMoreWar Other left!
@JourneymanGeek right!
Well yes! Left! NO NO OTHER LEFT
(this literally happened while gaming with a friend)
09:37
@JourneymanGeek you can still edit that message though, as you are a moderator
@Exampleperson yes, but why?
Chat's a permanent record - warts and all
@M.A.R. corrected me
@JourneymanGeek awesome! And you both ended up dead? :P
@ShadowWizardSaysNoMoreWar wierdly no
@Exampleperson he's lazy, ignore his philosophical speech about warts
09:39
it worked perfectly and unlike the actual russian army, we performed a beautiful flanking attack, routing the enemy, and killing no civilians.
Yeah right
@JourneymanGeek Gold Medal
@ShadowWizardSaysNoMoreWar its a game. I think there's people IRL who deserve it more :/
For example me
I'm real
@JourneymanGeek meh, can't give it IRL, so should be happy with our virtual online life. ;)
09:41
@Exampleperson eww gaslighting
@M.A.R. you deserve Brown Medal
I deserve a gold medal for participation
If it had been noticed by me before anyone else, and I'd fixed it sure
Also, I fed a bird the other day
/me hits @M.A.R. over the head with the wooden spoon and then hands it to him
09:42
I didn't do it for the medal of course
@JourneymanGeek golden wooden spoon? cat puppy eyes
takes it away, hits @M.A.R. over the head with it, and hands it to mythical
@M.A.R. well no, a wooden wooden spoon
I'm concerned that if you don't award my selfless feeding of the bird with a gold medal, justice will not be served
A wooden spoon is an award that is given to an individual or team that has come last in a competition. Examples range from the academic to sporting and more frivolous events. The term is of British origin and has spread to other English-speaking countries. == Wooden spoon at the University of Cambridge == The wooden spoon was presented originally at the University of Cambridge as a kind of booby prize awarded by the students to the person who achieved the lowest exam marks but still earned a third-class degree (a junior optime) in the Mathematical Tripos. The term "wooden spoon" or simply "the...
09:44
The balances of the universe, the yin and the yang, do not let darkness prevail, give me a gold medal
@M.A.R. much justice is served with said spoon. Mostly hitting you over the head with justice.
and absolutely no clementines. I mean clemency
How will that help me get my medal
@JourneymanGeek can moderators actually see any deleted message in chat or any comment in any post?
@Exampleperson yes
@JourneymanGeek I mean "any deleted comment"?
09:44
@JourneymanGeek ew they turned the razzie awards into a spoon
@Exampleperson Yes
British origin, but of course
They do not deserve gold medals.
@JourneymanGeek wow you moderators have so much power here
@Exampleperson it's all make-believe, they don't even have medals
@Exampleperson most of the time though, you don't really want to read deleted comments
09:46
Yeah mods are boring people, which is why they're in charge of deleted messages
Did you just compliment mods?
See, this is what I meant by the universe hanging in the balance
Reading deleted comments is like walking inside a sewer....
@ShadowWizardSaysNoMoreWar well, if you wanna go with that analogy, when the smell of the sewer is directed at everyone else and you only get to enjoy seeing their faces, it's not so bad.
But, as is common knowledge, the mod contract involves losing your soul to the devil in exchange for great powers
Such as seeing deleted messages
@M.A.R. that you deleted yourself! buwahaha
Ultimate Power
See, you haven't lost your soul yet. It was a close thing with that last election
6 candidates! Crazy!
09:56
Are there even that many users on that site?
lol
Think only 70 voted
But seriously, COVID saved the site, I'm pretty sure without it, site would be dead by now.
At least 80% of the non crap questions there are COVID related.
@ShadowWizardSaysNoMoreWar You mean they went through all this COVID trouble to make their elections exciting? Typical NWO MSM fake news alternate fact liberal commie socialist George Soros media.
10:22
@M.A.R is it worth buying? ^
Spammer has wrong About Me
compile code @rene @Sonic @Spevacus @Glor
 
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11:36
@ShadowWizardSaysNoMoreWar hey, I don't get into sensitive politics man
@M.A.R. you mean, he can't handle the truth?
Or is there some great pistachio rivalry?
But generally Iranian everything is worth buying, because of how dirt cheap it is. Of course, if functionality is important for you stick to pistachios and dates.
@JourneymanGeek how would I know if I don't get into politics
I'm sure there's a word for buying a date...
Sure, "purchase"
Strange
who buys one date?
ONE SINGULAR FRUIT?
11:42
Desperate runner near the end of a marathon
Why not two?
It would be a double date?
Also I thought it was bananas
Then they'd need water
Radioactive and fruity
It'll have a hard time going, three wheels and all
@JourneymanGeek I'm still waiting for the James Bond movie where the villain would make an antimatter laser gun by an abundance of bananas
a banana dirty bomb
Or a pina colada
12:16
@JourneymanGeek No bananas in a Pina Coloda
._.
That's why he's evil
(I forgot. Pineapples isn't it?)
Yep
There is a Dirty Banana cocktail
12:48
@M.A.R. buying magic pills
@DavidPostill what made the banana dirty?
@ShadowWizardSaysNoMoreWar Now now, we're a safe for work chatroom
@JourneymanGeek as long as @M.A.R and myself are around, together, nobody is safe. No body.
:D
Nose might be safe, it's above the body.
Hm, question is what is no body safe from?
@JourneymanGeek from our dirty minds, of course!
Well, my own, but he boost it. :D
!!/protect
@ShadowWizardSaysNoMoreWar No such command 'protect'.
13:23
!!/coffee Smi
@ShadowWizardSaysNoMoreWar brews a cup of Latte for @Smi
hmm
Coffee goes to the left one.
oops. Well, the other left.
Account merge never works well with chat.
Good chance poor soul can't even chat. :/
Oh they can
15 hours ago, by Smitop
which is why I assume they are doing layer 7 attacks
Bets are open! When will Peter edit this off topic question to insert code formatting?
@ShadowWizardSaysNoMoreWar 6 minutes
13:41
@ShadowWizardSaysNoMoreWar yep, looks like I'm in my premerge account on one computer and the postmerge one on this computer
@Smitop it's random, ask @SPArcheon
They were even here once with both in same time.
And since in SPA case the two accounts had different names, it was really funny. :D
In your case can only tell if it's the real account or zombie account by clicking on profile and trying to reach the parent site, @Smit
 
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14:56
@JourneymanGeek my scathing satire rips the veils of hypocrisy to shreds. Tyrants tremble at my keyboard's approach. No crime shall remain in darkness while I still chat.
opens a bag of chips
steals chips
Bill Gates?!
burns chips with magma hot chocolate
There art thou! Hold fast! In the name of the law!
showing law what I think about it
14:58
eats magma chips because magma chips is better than no chips
fines @Sha three Jewish chocolate cakes for public indecency
using chips magnet to draw it out of @M.A.R
butt moves towards magnet, holds on to piano not to be attracted
cat breaks million-dollar piano, hilarious
Eat the rich break the rich's stuff
making three Tzimmes for @M.A.R instead of cakes
Nooo, Hans Zimmer doesn't taste good
@M.A.R. sweet carrot yummy
So soft and squishy.
15:02
migrates @Sha to Den
status-migration-failed
 
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