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user202362
00:11
user202362
make love not war - this dog knows how
00:49
Is there a SOCVR equivalent for Meta SE? I see "Low Quality Posts HQ" but that just appears to be a single bot and nothing else.
01:10
@AwesomePoodles The answer should be... this chat room
user202362
02:00
@sho I just want to know, were your more 1337 trollings your own creation, or were they influenced by others? (estimate your own strength, judge your opponents for the win)
user315433
Meta SE has low traffic and proportionally lower chat activity.
user315433
Mostly a place for mods of legacy sites to be unhappy about SO getting preferential treatment. :)
@qwer "should be"... ;) Alas, I don't see much dogpiling of closable posts here. :( (SmokeDetector excepted)
02:18
@zaq legacy sites?
user315433
They are usually on the front page of the site, no need for posting them in chat. More eyes on the front page than in any chatroom, anyway.
@AwesomePoodles meh, MSE is small enough the review queue should be fine.
user315433
If something lives long enough to roll from the home page, it's probably not that bad a post.
user315433
03:06
in The h Bar on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 2 hours ago, by HDE 226868
@loltospoon I always find that angle a little amusing: the idea of folks at SO gleefully rubbing their hands together while mods sweat it out at their computers, whacking spammers and sweeping up dirt (not that you're picturing that, but some do). On the one hand, yes, even activity on Physics indirectly helps make SO a bit of money. On the other hand, anyone can use the network entirely for free. No payment necessary. And I think that gets overlooked an unfortunately large fraction of the time.
03:28
Lol, the MSE chat room selections are hilarious.
I think half the rooms on this server are Shadow's. And then a My Little Pony room.
wait there's a my little pony room? o_O
user315433
MetaSE chat is like an undocumented feature
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Lol
Now I just feel lonely.
user315433
Can be easily cured by dealing with a large number of people for a prolonged period of time.
03:38
Don't feel lonely, go buy a kitten.
Adopt, don't buy :p
user315433
Can I get one on Amazon with Prime delivery? I hardly buy anything otherwise.
user315433
I guess the answer is yes, if you know the right model of an office chair to order.
Thankfully, not yet. Even if someday that will mean drones carrying small mammals.
04:42
Lol...
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Q: I have a program running on the diagnostics of my iPhone called JS ON and I want to know what it's doing and how can I stop at

Robb demos I have been getting hacked on my iPhone and I believe this program is doing something! I have did a factory reset many times. The program always returns??

Sigh... non-programming barbarians.
user202362
JSON C
user315433
"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?"
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user202362
I like to serve people, but I don't like to serve just one person, ideally I would like to serve a few thousand in any month (like those in support or volunteer work)
@Telkitty Yeah. I get really annoyed talking about JSON out loud, because the people I'm talking to always make the same joke or hide the same giggle. So I just use XML everywhere instead.
I love how that guy has been doing factory resets on his iPhone to stop the evil JSON program, but it keeps coming back.
 
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06:33
2 hours later...
Dammit @Shog9 can I have my "moderator" badges now?
can this question be asked here:
there's no one in chat on politics beta site
06:51
@Sklivvz heh... Your account is still in a list of employees somewhere, so... Until it isn't, no.
I'll see if I can make sense of that in the morning
@DroidDev Then go to their meta
@M.A.R. thanks. lemme try
user202362
Yeah right ... nothing thrills rational people as short as those words from a known troll 😳🦄🍔
@Telkitty I wasn't thrilled enough
@DroidDev I'm intrigued by this "beef alcohol"
user202362
06:59
Unicorn burger - high in nutrients, low on calorie
@Shog9 haha, you gotta try it!! Its the best. Everybody knows it. Everybody say so ;)
user202362
@M.A.R. you are one of the most wonderful people on earth
user202362
How about now?
@Shog9 It's prolly the same as wine, but contains pentalianol.
And I won't forgive myself for making a geeky joke
@Telkitty Of course I am. Was there any doubt?
user202362
Depends on the population of those people I guess ...
user202362
07:11
Last Saturday, I was buying some fruits from a peddler, he complimented 'omg ms China, you look so young' then he questioned 'why aren't you smiling?' Obviously, he underestimated the superior intelligence of your 1337 tr011 - his compliment was nothing but a simple plot to get me buy more fruits. Sincerity, I know when it's lacking ...
user202362
Also I get contacted by my 1337 tr011s wannabes all the times - they want to challenge my 1337 status. Be glad when I actually reply because more than not, I will just ignore those contacts especially when I don't know you ...
Isn't ignoring a sin in trollolology?
It's gotta be the 0.5 commandment or something
user202362
As a 1337 tr011, you need to be selective of your target
user202362
1337 & selective go hand in hand
. . . Am I selected?
user202362
07:24
Aiming for the vital part - 1 strike!
user202362
@M.A.R. do you want to be targeted?
I dunno
Does it tickle?
user202362
The best part of 1337 tr011ing is that your victims don't know that they are tr0113d until later 😹
08:12
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted website in body: Ping Command - How to test Network Adapter by user700200 on superuser.com
08:23
@JasonC I resemble that remark. I know what a JSON file is though.
09:23
Quick! @Telkitty, post some spelling/grammar errorz! Dhe owl is herre! Keep him busy while I find a chage to trap it!
Just imprisonment, or will there be flogging?
I was reading some feng-shui manuals and I found out that hanging a cage with an owl on the North side of a room is supposed to bring good luck with reputation & bounties, so just caging.
But you could also try to repeat some random words sometime, just to add a "parrot" feature to the bundle.
As long as I have food and drink and a laptop (including internet access and, of course, power), I can do.
@JanDvorak and you may be the one that finally post something even funnier than the old "Boat Developer" question.
> How can I be a caged owl developer?
How do you develop a caged owl?
09:45
On a side note.... cannot find a way to have Visual Studio code launch and attach to IE as a debugger. I can find plug-ins for edge, chrome, firefox, even safari but nothing for plain IE....
Really, Microsoft? not supporting your own browser?
IE, why?
Because client uses IE. The only possible reply that does not involve willing self-hurting
Hey owl man, long time no see
@JanDvorak very carefully
10:09
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: File Encryption by James on superuser.com
10:20
SO offline without a mention on StackStatus ...
@Bart there's a tweet now
Stack Overflow is down. Should be back momentarily.
Stack Overflow is down. Should be back momentarily.
That's what I said, yes
And back
10:37
We're back up now. Apologies for the downtime. Deployment related issue which we're still investigating.
11:00
@Bart Mobius Ring Power Supply restored. Switching of Hamster backup power
11:16
A scenario with a new feature (around Accept-Language) took Stack Overflow offline. We're drastically simplifying a lot of code now.
11:32
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported question (batch report: post 2 out of 2): best carpet cleaning services by carpetinthailand on skeptics.SE
 
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user202362
12:57
Ok. I am suitably desturbed
user202362
I never understand why some guys wear caps or some sort of hats in the house
user315433
Dec 13 '16 at 3:05, by Shog9
I take my hat off as a show of respect for the family when I'm standing by a grave listening to the eulogy. Otherwise...
@SNAFU if it worked before and then after deployment it is broken we call that a bug, not an deployment related issue. Stop blaming the wrong people.
user315433
Showering in a hat may be a little inconvenient at first.
user315433
13:13
They might have deployed a wrong version of something to a wrong server... would that qualify as a deployment issue?
user315433
Full disclaimer: I accidentally rebooted several secondary Colorado web tier machines last week. And by several I mean all. And by Colorado I mean New York. And by secondary I mean primary. — Nick Craver ♦ Jun 26 '15 at 19:14
13:35
@SNAFU who is alioth?
@zaq yeah, those issues are nasty
user315433
An SRE formerly known as Jason Harvey, stackexchange.com/users/4548420/alienth
@zaq huh, wonder why the name change...
user315433
Notable as the NorthWesternmost employee of SO, blog.serverfault.com/2015/02/26/…
@JasonC whoa... how was the surgery? went smoothly? and yeah, sometimes you get unexpected results in Google... lol
hehe, trolling someone in Den... @Telkitty will be proud of me.... :P
user202362
14:04
:D
@ShadowWizard It went well. They might even send him home, although he's in a lot of pain. There will be more surgeries, and he'll need dental work for his teeth. They said, he shattered his bottom jaw, knocked out 5-6 teeth, fractured both eye sockets, broke his cheek bone, and his nose.
Which, holy crap.
user202362
I do find some interesting questions on quora: Smart People: Who's smarter -- math folks or physics folks?
Stairs, man. I knew a guy that died last new years (2016) after falling down the stairs at a party.
ow
@JasonC manaces the lot of them. They don't even keep the daleks out.
14:07
Lol
Need more of those old people chair things
(An excellent, clear description if I do say so myself)
Holy crap this one is serious business:
@JasonC poor guy... but at least he's alive!
(actually we take stairs a lot less than we used to, elevator on every floor)
@ShadowWizard Yeah and no brain injuries, and expected to heal with no complications, or long term stuff aside from false teeth. He is as lucky as somebody can be who was unlucky enough to fall down the stairs in the first place.
14:11
@JasonC well, false teeth don't rot... better than real teeth! ;)
That's what I'm sayin
@JasonC stairs? Didn't he fall off a porch? let me search...
I kinda want a set all around so I don't have to worry about brushing them any more. Just pop them in the little jar next to the bed at night. So much convenience.
I said stoop
This is a stoop:
It is a porch with stairs. So all of those.
Feb 17 at 0:10, by Jason C
tripped at the top of his front stoop, all the way down, landed straight on his face. broke like 5 separate bones in his face, completely shattered his lower jaw, concussion, and a broken arm.
@JasonC oh, lol. Had no idea... :P
His arm was a fracture, it turns out, no major issue there.
14:14
Nice stoop! ^
Stop txtin
@JasonC so he's back home, and when will he be able to work again?
Lol
He might be able to go back home. But I can't seem him getting back to work for a while.
You're clearly a slave driver
:D
You got ideas about the lights synchronization?
Anyway, he can still use his brain, if not his hands... (i.e. can be used for advice, etc ;))
another post about the sticky nav on MSO
14:26
status-too-fast
better ^
@ShadowWizard that one's a bit more graphical :p
@Stijn why? Tongue? ;)
oh it's a tongue.. :p
@Stijn what did you think it is... ? lol
blood
I thought the poor horse was bleeding out of its mouth
14:35
@ShadowWizard TWSS
@Stijn oh lol, wouldn't onebox such thing. :)
@JourneymanGeek WDYM?
@ShadowWizard YKWIM
@JourneymanGeek NR
@ShadowWizard No ideas yet. Or rather, too many ideas. Client's been out of town, but we're having a meeting about it as soon as I get back.
@ShadowWizard YS?
14:38
You kids with your fancy abbreviations, get off my lawn!
How I do the synchronization is going to depend a bit on how he envisions the artwork working.
@Stijn YOC!
And then really how I do it is going to depend on network infrastructure limitations and cost.
So we'll see.
@JasonC cool, hope you'll get idea soon... :)
So @Jour she said it a lot to you? :P
@ShadowWizard err... no
;p
14:41
lol
wow, Konamiman is on a roll.... four bugs fix in a row!
Pff, easy for them. Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A and done
ba
:(
nothing happened.
@Bart nothing :(
14:55
@Stijn he forgot ENTER press in the end
oh
ba
rofl
not here
...
I also tried it on the tour page
I feel like I'm getting trolled
@Stijn by @Bart or me? Never! :P
ah now it worked :)
15:01
anyway....
Too easy. up up down down left right left right B A enter. — Shadow Wizard May 1 '13 at 14:57
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15:03
🤦
whooohoo! blank rectangle! :D
get a decent browser
Anonymous
Stack should replace the vital UI components with emoji to drive support.
Anonymous
Use our power for The Greater Good.
15:05
Now on IE, it shows the rectangle with black border
I predict a backlash from those stuck on 5 year old browsers
back to Chrome. phew
@JeremyBanks OH SO WE'VE GOT A FUNNY MAN HERE, HUH
> A hand shown pressing against the head of a person, commonly written as facepalm. Used to display frustration or embarrassment at the ineptitude of a person or situation.

May be used in a similar context to the acronym SMH (shaking my head), or in relation to the Picard Facepalm meme.

Person Facepalming was approved as part of Unicode 9.0 in 2016 under the name “Face Palm” and added to Emoji 3.0 in 2016.
What a ham!
15:07
@JasonC burger?
@ShadowWizard I would love to be a fly on the wall at some of those consortium meetings.
@JasonC lol, aren't they recorded anyway?
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Q: Support Emoji in Markdown

Matt JohnsonStack Exchange uses Markdown, but unlike so many other sites that use Markdown, we don't support Emoji. I'd like to be able to write :smile:, :thumbsup:, :heart: or even :poop: and have it render correctly on all Stack Exchange sites. See the Emoji Cheat Sheet for more examples. To clarify ...

hehe, I can envision comments saying your code is :poop: :P
@ShadowWizard Generally, no. Also a few of them are held under the chatham house rule, which at minimum makes for a boring transcript.
At least not the technical committee meetings.
hmm... and who can take part in those?
@ShadowWizard new flag reason: too much Emoji
15:11
The Illuminati
@rene lol
@JasonC lol
@ShadowWizard lol
HA HA HA
@JeremyBanks Even though I'm completely uninterested in that post, I sort of want to downvote it just because meta.stackexchange.com/questions/119202/….
Anonymous
@JasonC Complaining about downvotes never ends well.
@JeremyBanks usually rage quit
15:15
It usually ends well for observers, at least. Hilarity generally ensues, and I love hilarity. Especially when it involves somebody's psychological suffering.
(which makes me worry for Paweł ;))
@ShadowWizard it went from -2 to +1 since he made that comment
So no rage quit of a developer. SE saved! :D
15:17
If I ever work for SE as a dev for some reason, then I rage quit, the site is definitely getting the animated hamster dance background on the way out.
yup, that's something you'll do. ;)
(or suspend Joel until 2199)
Or peanut butter jelly time as far as the eye can see.
Anonymous
Suspend All The Things.
Write a script that suspend all the users.... :D
I have this constant fantasy that everybody on the planet is banned from driving except for me.
It would be glorious.
15:20
lol
Come over to Israel in Yom Kippur, @Jason
Roads are all empty.
Oh man
Be ambulance driver, and you can drive a totally empty road for hours. :D
I actually got that experience in Manhattan exactly once, immediately after Hurricane Sandy when all the power was out. It was a ghost town, very post-apocalyptic. Never seen anything quite like it.
@JasonC yeah... felt weird, I bet.
No traffic lights, no traffic, like a handful of pedestrians who were as stupidly curious as myself, and me in my car.
Oh, and the one taxi that was out, who I almost ran into at a lightless intersection.
Which, getting into an accident with apparently the only other vehicle in Manhattan would have been kind of awesome in itself.
15:22
Closest I had, not in Yom Kippur, is in the middle of a war, had to drive to army service and the roads were almost empty.
That's got to be a freaky feeling.
The hurricane was already weird enough I can't imagine adding the tension of fighting.
@JasonC something to tell your grandchildren.... ;)
@JasonC I didn't take part in the direct fighting, luckily.
Me and some friends did rent a truck to go help out along the coast after the hurricane. That's the closest thing I think I've experienced to a war zone. It was a complete disaster and the National Guard was there.
Anonymous
Wow
@JasonC nice... you're a good man. :)
How far away did you drive to help those people? @Jason
15:25
I was more selfishly motivated by my personal addiction to logistics and planning, lol.
Down to the rockaways so I guess uh...
Not far, about an hour, 15 miles.
Lol
Sorry to disappoint.
haha, still proud of you ;)
You want to know something funny about that trip?
@JasonC sure!
15:27
I like to think I'm awesome at driving large trucks. And I did, we had a 28 foot truck driving through hurricane wreckage, without a scratch.
I've never damaged a rental truck in my life.
nice! You need special license for trucks, right?
Then when I returned it, I pulled into the gas station to get gas across the street from the rental place, like 50 feet left to go to home, and I clipped the freakin' fire suppression system at the gas station with the top, ripped right down the middle of the roof, and did $4k worth of damage.
No, only if they have more than two axles.
I'm going to work on my class C license this summer though.
@JasonC lol... when you ruin something, at least you do it big time.... ;)
Yeah... lol...
Go big or go home.
@JasonC what for?
15:32
Long story, my social community / Burning Man crew here, we want to buy a semi truck and deck it out. That, and it comes in handy on a handful of occasions, for some reason maybe once or twice a year I find myself in a situation where a 3-axle truck is there but we're short on a driver.
I do a lot of volunteer event production and stuff for fun. So it'd be handy.
I see. Good for you!
Also for same crew we use 50-foot shipping containers a lot, and spend a lot of money moving them around.
> a 2-axle vehicle with a GVWR of 26,000 pounds or less.
a 3-axle vehicle weighing 6,000 pounds gross or less.
a motorized scooter.
any housecar 40 feet or less.
A farmer or employee of a farmer may also drive:
any combination of vehicles with a Gross Combination Weight Rating (GCWR) of 26,000 pounds or less if used exclusively in agricultural operations and it is not for hire or compensation.
will it onebox?
yup
How to write evil code: create an optional but non-nullable DateTime field, so it defaults to DateTime.MinValue, and have code where DateTime.MinValue actually makes sense. Now you have buggy code with working unit tests and code that doesn't crash at runtime, and you won't even know the code is buggy.
/rant
@ShadowWizard You also need a class C license in NY to drive a vehicle with 15+ passengers, which also comes in handy.
I intend to get an A/B eventually but not this year.
The laws vary by state.
15:41
@Stijn why buggy? 01/01/0000 is a totally legit date.
(or is it 01/01/100?)
@JasonC lol, that can cause problems when people move between states...
i.e. in a split of a second one becomes a criminal
No, it generally goes by the state your license is issued in.
All the requirements are fairly similar so there aren't like, major problems.
I suppose the unspoken assumption is if you've done what it takes to get the license in your state, you theoretically know how to operate your vehicle no matter how the laws differ elsewhere, which is what matters.
I mean there's certain special cases. Like if you have an oversized vehicle you need to get permits for that trip before you drive in every state you pass through, and the process/requirements differs by state.
But that kind of stuff is more connected to how a state treats their own roads, rather than how a driver operates their vehicle.
user315433
Speaking of spam, Vegetarianism is in public beta. Expect more vegan supplements and weight loss strategies.
Christ
Everybody wants their own beta.
I hope that site dies a slow, iron-deficient death.
15:52
@JasonC hey, you are mean ;)
@zaq I have no problem with more halpful flagz
user315433
I already mentioned that Ukrainian Language is serious about keeping things bilingual... this is the first time I see the call for mods translated: Accepting Nominations — Who should moderate this site? / Приймаємо номінації на роль модератора цього сайту
user315433
Although I suspect Community Team wouldn't be happy with a mod who can't communicate in English...
Google Translate would be happy though
15:57
/me will start an AntiVax SE beta just to annoy Jason
Do you think Google Translate experiences happiness? Love? Pain?
@Bart I can kick you from this chat room.
@Bart I bet it would reach the qualifications of a good Beta if you reach the right target audience
@JasonC I haven't started it yet, and you're already annoyed ... Bart 1 - Jason 0
You don't even need to make that proposal. Consider me sufficiently annoyed by the mere suggestion. Mission accomplished.
Lol
:D
15:59
@JasonC are your jimmies rustled :)
Lol
I don't feel comfortable discussing my jimmies in public chat.
I was looking up synonyms for rustled and found this sweet word: dictionary.com/browse/crepitate
This week's task will be to use "crepitated" at least once in real life.
@tchrist would be proud of my expanding vocabulary. I wonder where they've been, anyways.
user315433
The new top bar appears on every page when printing... did animuson try to print out Stack Overflow and put it in a binder for easy reference?
user315433
Wonder how thick the binder would be. Looks like an xkcd what-if question.
16:35
Not as thick as a binder full of women
@zaq StackPrinter to the rescue~
Huh, I didn't realize I could also see deleted post with StackPrinter...
16:51
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: I am using a stereo 3D pen. What surface should I use? by Shab on 3dprinting.SE
17:23
SD KF
SD K F
Gah
17:50
ASDF
Hope all that sticky stuff didn't clog your printer. — Tim Post ♦ 22 mins ago
.. yup, mind solidly in gutter ...
18:03
NASA live stream if anyone's interested, about discovered planets that may support life
@Stijn live chat is crazy there ...
yeah I've hidden the live chat :p
I first thought it was a rendering glitch but then I realized I wasn't on IE anymore ...
The Smokey post was featured \o/
YouTube's live chat is usually crazy...
Not as crazy as Twitch, but...
user315433
18:28
2
Q: Do NOT Maintain Multiple Accounts

Adrian LarsonThere are several rings of users that appear to be maintained by the same individual. I started digging into some suspicious activity by one user, uncovered a group of four that I found suspicious, and escalated to the Community Manager team. It seems I may have struck the tip of an iceberg. The...

user315433
The entire iceberg: all SF users are Adrian.
Listening to NASA livestream and researching an anime's fact for anime.se. Can't concentrate to both...
Mistakes here are probably less embarrassing than the reverse (writing up a factsheet for NASA and suddenly going on about saiyans or whatever)
user315433
I'm disappointed at the scale of SFSE thing, though: salesforce.stackexchange.com/… shows invalidations in low hundreds of rep points.
@zaq that's still like 20 votes. If you don't catch it before it gets worse then you've got bigger problems.
18:37
well, small site; only one user on the site has over 100K. More importantly, low scores for posts - just a few votes can easily put you in the top for that week / month / whatever. Which tends to really put folks off.
Yeah, you get these invalidations on SO or Math or AU where folks are losing thousands of points, but usually those are over quite a few posts.
Even on SO, if you're consistently getting a half-dozen votes on your answers in a tag where 1-2 is the norm, that's really off-putting.
(unless you're actually writing really good answers, but usually that isn't what generates complaints)
user315433
> I have no stereotypes for Belgians, and as an American this paralyzes me. -- Kevin Montrose at 10:19 AM - 22 Feb 2017
user315433
Can anyone help Kevin get over this?
Some of those funky waffles with the big sugar lumps baked in, washed down with a trappist ale should do the trick.
user315433
Somehow I didn't really expect the Q-ban post to be re-featured after being un-featured for the weekend at shog's request.
user315433
Or maybe weekends are that long.
user315433
18:48
In any case, old news by now.
user315433
Hm, an email with subject "IMPORTANT TAX RETURN DOCUMENT AVAILABLE", sent from user named "ZAQ UNIVERSITY" but with obviously non-university account. Asking me to click a link and enter SSN as identity confirmation. These phishers are getting too predictable...
user315433
... but the punchline is: the email was legitimate.
@zaq yeah, now the auto spam flagging bot got the attention.
user315433
The uni contracted some 3rd party for this stuff, and they did such a nice job. :/
user315433
Literature got pro tem mods, including a certain emrakul.
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