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*I* can be the *star*wall,
*I* can be the *nar*wall,
With *me* to blame,
I *rise* to fame:
*Dom*inating teh *star*wall!

> It's bee-jay-bee's fault?
> It's bee-jay-bee's fault!
, they all said in *har*mon*y*
— stars be collected
— non-crap be suppr*e*èsd
bjb is ruler of all star*wall*!

*I* will be the *star*wall,
*I* will be the *nar*wall,
With *me* to blame,
I *rise* to fame:
*Dom*inating teh *star*wall!

Day one: Hereby, precluded, be —
bee-jay-bee's rise sans infa*my*
for bjb is shitpost
and only Bart is star for that!
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this is the worst thing I've ever created.
oh god.
:DDD
I just made the worst bootstrap site ever
Noice.
It'll have to do until I have the chance to actually make something
You ought to do a personal website, with DD up there it's certainly a relevant thing to say "HEYLOOK AT ME GIMME ALL TEH JOBZ"
00:15
Yeah, I'm going to do that.
tell me when you do, so I can add it to my LOIC botnet hitlist
So I spent years, literally, putting off learning Python.
I just read through the tutorial, in like an hour. And it's fucking awesome. What have I been doing with my life?
I can't believe how much time I've spent writing shell scripts.
What? Are you serious. Python is dead easy
It's SO easy.
user202362
00:20
reading a tutorial != can do awesome things in python
And yet, in under two hours, I've already done awesome things with python.
Why didn't anybody tell me this?
user202362
sometimes I don't know whether people would get offended if I tell them that their standard is a bit low ...
Well it's their problem if they're offended not yours.
user202362
Oo :D
Python is meh.
00:22
@bjb568 I'm offended, shut up.
JavaScript is better, but you know....
bjblang is teh best!
Can I get a VS syntax highlighter for that?
well, I haven't actually written it yet, but I will.
Anyways I had to learn it for this project, I'm working with some digital signage thing that has Python integration for content control. It's either that or VBScript.
user202362
00:23
server side javascripting?
@TelkittytheWebDeveloper node.js
VB o_0
it's actually easier than it seemed
user202362
html for the win! </sarcasm>
not a language
00:24
s/a language/a programming language/
@bjb568 Yeah it's a weird choice. Python, VBScript, or JScript (?).
@bjb568 if you do that, can you make "declaring var for every variable" a rule.
Actually, are any of you fluent with python? I have a question.
shoot
@Quill Yes
00:27
So I have a dictionary where keys are strings and values are lists, and the dictionary is initially empty. I add like:
if groupnum not in groups:
    groups[groupnum] = [filename]
else:
    groups[groupnum].append(filename)
Is there a way to make that a one-liner? Initialize the empty list if not present and add at once?
a ternary statement works, but...
it'd look horrible though
It's fine as it is
Oh, something like groups[groupnum] = [filename] if groupnum not in groups else groups[groupnum].append(filename)? Yeah OK just wondering, that'd be ugly.
I think there's some wizardry in mongodb's internals that does to that neatly.
But, that only works if you're using mongodb.
Hmm… with mongodb and jQuery you can solve all the things!
you could write a helper function to make it look nicer
Maybe throw on react and ember and express and hapi and asm.js while you're at it. I have no idea what half of those are, but they are buzzwords.
@Quill bah, what is this, functional programming?
00:32
That's true.
Mostly I was just curious, I'm fine with it as is.
Thanks
def method(array, key, value):
    array[key] = value if key not in array else array[key].append(value)
    return array
Curiosity is fun :)... and a bad driver
Yeah I'm... super behind schedule. I haven't had any time to take interesting detours.
I'm in "oh shit" panic territory.
@bjb568 react is like node, ember is like angular, hapi looks like a node server syntatic sugar, asm.js is assembly in js
@JasonC if you need a hand at any point, feel free to ping me and I can try to help you :-)
Thanks!
00:36
@Quill … I didn't want to know.
@bjb568 bjb = new Cat({wearing:["glasses"]})
Looking at the sidebar what the hell did I miss 7 hours ago?
I don't know, but I'd blame bjb
Sounds like a plan
00:40
@JamesENL My poem summarizes it pretty well.
"a rifle with ammo, several handguns with ammo ... items that can be acquired by an average current-day American" Now US news is starting to make sense to me.dotancohen 12 hours ago
Night!
Night
Me: "Please help." Reseller: "I can't help you but you can contact product support directly." Product Support: "I can't help you you need to go through your reseller."
@bjb568 later
Product Documentation: "ImportantFunction (p1, p2): p1 - The first parameter. p2 - The second parameter"
@JasonC reminds me of that scene in Office Space
00:55
The worst thing about this is this time, it's all my fault. I had like a month to work this out.
I can't even blame anybody, not even bjb.
I can sort of blame the reseller I guess, who inexplicably used to be the CEO of said product company.
Yeah, that's what I'll do. Problem solved. Not my fault. I feel better already.
user202362
in Lounge<C++> on Stack Overflow Chat, Dec 10 '15 at 11:43, by Telkitty
Donald Trump is one of the most well known infamous trolls. But I would not be surprised if he gets elected ...
user202362
world is not mad, only people are dumb
user202362
01:13
I am very disappointed ... I mean, I went to information security chat thinking those professional were gods, turns out - they didn't even know how to monitor network traffic on a PC ...
@TelkittytheWebDeveloper There's programs that ping the IP range of your router
01:31
Morning (probably)
Morning
Morning
Afternoon
03:00
@SmokeDetector del
03:19
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03:32
We might need a CM here because I attempted to out a mod.
in Root Access on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 5 mins ago, by Journeyman Geek
@bwDraco gee, thanks. Now if someone googles me talking about it they'll know where I'm talking about
@bwDraco what did you do?!?
Chat mods and CMs, see this deleted message
sigh
right
@Quill Hi, I'm the mod in question. He mentioned my old workplace and that was half in jest
Its under control
oh, alright then.
As long as everyone is okay
03:34
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body: How would I describe/design the following Turing Machine? by Bob123 on cs.stackexchange.com
He also freaks the shit out all the time, but I think SU mods can deal with that.
I suppose I overreacted.
Yes you did
If there's a mod in the room we can deal with it
Expecially when the mod himself thinks its fine, once I did an immediate delete
in Root Access on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, Jan 13 at 18:29, by bwDraco
I now have a Pelikan Toledo fountain pen (originally a graduation souvenir) clipped to my shirt as a symbolic reminder of my commitment to becoming a calm and stoic person, but is this something I can't fast-track at all?
Let's hope that pen remains a reminder not to do this again.
03:51
[ SmokeDetector ] URL-only title, pattern-matching website in title: http://trytotalhealthcleanse.net/iquzil/ by nancyhull on askubuntu.com
Folks, this is what happens when you fail to demonstrate research effort when writing a question:
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Q: How did you end up at the beginning of Borderlands 2 story line?

user62393I have played through Borderlands 2, but I still wonder about the beginning. In the tutorial, you wake up on a snow covered mountain and Claptrap is trying to bring you along because he thinks you are a corpse. Claptrap pulls you up and informs you about various things. My question is, how di...

lol, that's just an eloquent troll
@BL2 intro: facepalm
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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, link following arrow in body: The situation to purchase it From? by naomijiibond on askubuntu.com
[1/2] SLC-buffered TLC NAND isn't just in SSDs any more—my testing found that the 32 GB SanDisk Ultra Dual USB Drive 3.0 has a 512 MB buffer
[2/2] Iometer testing (4 MB seq. write) confirms it. X-axis interval is 1.06 seconds per unit, Y-axis is MB/s. https://t.co/81OyQnJe9S
05:50
Just followed a bunch of Tavern regulars on Twitter.
don't worry, we actually don't tweet anything meaningful
@anandtech @tomshardware @storagereview Even #USB flash drives can have SLC-buffered TLC NAND. https://twitter.com/bwDraco/status/689320776328187904 #FlashStorage
besides you then
I don't even know what those last words mean
!!/blame
@Quill It's Quill's fault.
05:58
Smokey's right
I can only star that once, what a shame
First SSD with this technology was the Samsung SSD 840 EVO.
> The drive's TLC NAND costs less per gigabyte than the MLC flash typically used in consumer SSDs, but its write performance is somewhat compromised by the higher bit density.
> Although most of the 840 EVO's flash is configured with three bits per cell, a small slice of each die is addressed as single-bit SLC NAND. This portion of the flash is dedicated to TurboWrite, a buffering technology that caches host writes before transferring them to the drive's main storage. The SLC cache promises higher write speeds than the TLC main storage, particularly for sequential transfers.
> TurboWrite funnels all downstream traffic through the SLC cache. Writes only bypass TurboWrite if the buffer is full. When the drive is idle, cached writes are transferred out of the buffer and into the TLC NAND.
> Samsung has also launched a type of NAND that stores three bits of information per cell, with eight total voltage states. This is commonly referred to as Triple Level Cell (TLC) and was first seen in the 840 EVO Series SSDs
right okay
@JamesENL I'll ask ProgramFox later whether we can set that as the default value
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TLC NAND has poor endurance (good for only ~1000 write cycles per block), but more critically in consumer use cases, it is also very slow to write.
06:03
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Hence, to make up for that, they use a small part of the NAND as if it were SLC, which is much faster and much more reliable.
Once this SLC buffer is full, however, writes drop to the slow speeds of the underlying TLC NAND.
why don't they just entirely switch to SLC then, instead of a little bit?
@Quill TLC stores three times as much data as SLC, which substantially reduces cost.
2-bit MLC is typical in faster flash drives and SSDs.
I see, so with SLC&TLC hybrid, you get fast speeds and large memory store
The idea is that most consumer use cases, writes only happen in small bursts, so the drive has time to flush the data in SLC to TLC. This means that the drive doesn't feel much slower than a typical midrange MLC SSD.
TLC is used mainly in low-cost flash storage devices.
06:06
That makes sense
MLC NAND stores less data (2 bits per cell) but is faster and lasts longer. Most midrange and nearly all high-end SSDs use MLC NAND.
SLC is fast and has extremely high endurance (at least tens of thousands of cycles per block) but is very expensive due to its low storage density and is therefore reserved for industrial applications that need maximum reliability.
Here's a much better article on TLC NAND: anandtech.com/show/5067/understanding-tlc-nand
06:20
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Why does drupal.SE seem to get so much more spam than other sites?
user202362
The web app told me that I used 480mb data yesterday on my phone ... BUT ON WHAT???
Android keeps track of data usage for each app, try opening Settings and selecting Data usage
06:38
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user202362
@bwDraco There is no 'data usage' option under settings
user202362
iPhone 6
Oh.
Though you were using an Android device.
user202362
There is a mobile option, but only gives you aggregated value ...
user202362
06:44
I could reset data each month
user202362
Laziness is the mother to extra fees ...
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user202362
@balpha did you say no reporting of errors of any kind on the new mobile version
user202362
Not even when I edited something & it's posted for the 2nd time instead of editing the original
06:51
I did say that, but I'm working on it anyway, so I can have a look -- what exactly happened?
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Which VPN to choose? by Emma Roberts on askubuntu.com
user202362
How to upload a pic on the new version??
user202362
Well I tried to edit a message but it was posted again together with the old one @balpha it doesn't happen all the times but it just did
I assume that was this one?
16 mins ago, by Telkitty the Web Developer
Laziness is the mother to extra fees ...
user202362
Yeah
07:07
Anything out of the ordinary when selecting the message, clicking "edit", etc?
user202362
07:19
Not that I can remember ...
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should be 3
Where is number one right? Ah it is already gone anyway. This is a bug @Undo
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For some reason, I can't post a comment on this answer on ja.se...
This is a test. — bjb568 34 secs ago
@bjb568 Weird.... (you can remove that comment btw)
08:38
boop.
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eh... "askmespam.com" funny.
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That's when Swiss people spam.
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@Pro what's the post that triggered the most filters?
The one above just did four.
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With the decreasing amount of fps, I should do a thing that auto flags everything that smokey sends
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> Usually the compiler can figure out the language itself. For instance, if the PNG is obviously drawn with crayons, the compiler will know it contains Visual Basic. If it looks like it's drawn with a mechanical pencil, it's easy to recognize the engineer at work, writing FORTRAN code.
Or it could be tikz.
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@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. Interesting question; I cannot remember though.
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So… when is something going to happen with Smokey? cc @ProgramFOX
I don't know.
Go poke about it in Charcoal HQ - we haven't extensively discussed it yet, nor have we come to a consensus about it.
19:20
Even worse, it fails to recognize that placeholder is a single word! — bjb568 7 secs ago
status-english-bug
20:13
@Pops @Inf @Jason @jcolebrand Do you support the proposal to move Smokey replies to a new room, while still keeping it here (without replies) for users to mute if they want?
Related to ^, can someone explain what the proposal(s) are? The way the above is worded sounds very one sided
20:27
@Andy 1) Do nothing (tell users to mute smokey), 2) Move smokey away fully, 3) (proposed above) move smokey replies to another room but still have the reports here (so you can mute smokey and not see anything), 4) Make a userscript or something?
For #3, is the idea that users will respond to smokey (ie. sd k) in the other room as well? Or are those the replies you speak of?
21:30
in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 5 mins ago, by Undo
I'd just take Smokey off c.mSE completely before doing that.
^ see that and messages following. Didn't realize there was discussion here.
Also... just sayin', I'm seeing a whole uninterrupted conversation spanning several hours above.
21:42
@Andy yeah, sd k would be in the other room.
@Undo As a Smokey fan I did not realize anyone could feel disturbed about, in contrast to all cats images, if you should be forced to move please ping just to follow
@Undo sure…
morning
Morning!
Morgen
21:58
2/3 acre
@bjb568 There... wasn't really any conversation at that hour...
Having crap being spewed instead isn't better.
(removed)
@bjb568 Well, it depends... we're trying to make sure that false positives aren't being reported into here. Any reasons with a high false positive rate are ignored for posting in here.
@bjb568 what would the point be of having it post here still then? Can you prevent others from replying in this room?
@bjb568 neither is constant advertisement about your pet project yet it continues to happen...
22:05
@hichris123 Posting true-positive crap is still posting crap.
(and most of what is posted is true positives)
@Andy The point of having it here is so that it still nudges you, if you want it to, to flag the spam. You can certainly prevent others from replying in this room by having smokey not accept responses in this room.
22:17
But the responses and muscle memory when you see it is still here.
I'm not opposed to moving it, but posting it and not accepting commands for it seems to defeat the purpose
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: ... interested in by Isidora on photo.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)
Speaking of constant advertisement.. checkout progress on SourceUndead #ShamelessPlug
MEN stack sounds carcinogenic. I'll stay away from the bad influence.
22:35
@SterlingArcher wat's dis?
well at least you didn't say misogamistic
@Quill i made dis
(making)
ES6 Node is the main thing
isn't it better to store credentials in environment variables?
Probably but I don't know how to do that [yet]
in .bash-rc variables, or similar?
I'll worry about security more in depth if/when this becomes more than just a project
22:37
okay, no worries.
Right now it's just for fun :)
!!afk home
actually, I think I remember you talking about it in the JavaScript room before
@SterlingArcher wrong room :p
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: After update chrome won't open desktop is read only by Sid Fishes on askubuntu.com
23:32
@bjb You're the only one with the issue really. Nobody else really cares. Don't ping me for unimportant stuff.
2
I'm going back to watching x files now.
oooh xfiles
looking forward to the new series
I know! I think it starts this week or next.
Jan 31st is when it airs in Australia

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