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nicael

11:01

Is there a feed for recent chat messages from one room?

Or only for starred?

Jan Dvorak

@nicael the websocket itself

nicael

um?

Unihedron

....

nicael

.....

Unihedron

the package comes with five copies of the same invoices attached in a bag on it

But I have no idea how to unbox it since I've never received a package.

Perhaps I should ask on LH

@nicael no

nicael

11:10

Eh.

DroidDev

(removed)

SouravGhosh

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/31204178/…

SilentKiller

status-closed

Braiam

@Unihedron just ignore the invoices...

Unihedron

I've received my mod election swag package! :D Someone teach me how to unbox a package please... >_>

SouravGhosh

11:12

@Braiam Thanks.

SPArchaeologist

@Unihedron I am busy devising a plan to steal PrivatePansy bag...

Unihedron

I think it involves performing an unwrapping ritual with the invoices.

SPArchaeologist

^ sorry, still more interested in this bag and its content.

Unihedron

Just steal it

SPArchaeologist

first I must learn where he lives.

SmokeDetector

11:18

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Different weights on different temperatures - load cells and ad620 by Dr V S V mani on electronics.stackexchange.com

SPArchaeologist

and that means that probably is simpler to devise a plan to have 4de delivery the plush in my country.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: Alogrithm for balancing the load in multiple worker threads by Jijo Thomas K on stackoverflow.com

DroidDev

@Unihedron here is one way---> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Web Performance using Spring by Leanne on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Which ingredients used in Neuroluma? by Jacklyn Wilson on drupal.stackexchange.com

Jan Dvorak

@SmokeDetector cv-pls asap

SilentKiller

11:25

2 more req

nicael

@SmokeDetector 1 more v

Is dev.bonfire.stackoverflow.com the abandoned project? (possibly cc @balpha?)

balpha

the abandoned project?

nicael

Yes?

balpha

what do you mean by "the abandoned project"?

nicael

I mean, are you working on it currently?

Or not?

balpha

11:32

Bonfire is the project title for chat.

Jan Dvorak

so... not being worked on currently? :-)

nicael

@balpha Sure, and it's under development at this time?

DroidDev

6-8 weeks

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body: There are many myths that surround weightlifting by majuoran mani on unix.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Need help on save method to save all in a page block table with custom controller by sfdev on salesforce.stackexchange.com

SouravGhosh

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/31205759/2173917

SmokeDetector

11:51

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Exciting Games That Can Enhance Your Mind by andreas innis on superuser.com

SilentKiller

gone ^

nicael

cv-plz meta.stackexchange.com/questions/259974/…

Unihedron

in Java on Stack Overflow Chat, 8 mins ago, by overexchange

-1

Q: When does object pointed by 'Example.class' come into existence?

Below is the program: package annotationtype; public class Example { public static void main(String[] args){ } } got compiled with below byte code. Classfile /D:/git/Java_programming/JavaCode/bin/annotationtype/Example.class ...... Compiled from "Example.java" public class anno...

nicael

@Uni A bug: wrong link

Unihedron

onebox in onebox has wrong origin but that's not the point

review the question plz

nicael

11:57

@Unihedron Report, though?

Unihedron

already one

nicael

Um, where?

Unihedron

MSE

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: NEED HELP IN CONVERTING MULTYPLE PNP SIGNAL TO ONE by prateek chaudhary on electronics.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Why do I hear beats through headphones only at low frequencies? by NIGGERASSRAPE on physics.stackexchange.com

nicael

dammit

Unihedron

12:04

...

Jan Dvorak

Nicael, the breaker of things

8

Bart

Breaker of things. Receiver of suspensions.

Please flag that offensive post. Even though someone edited it

nicael

@JanDvorak Actually I wasn't attempting to break anything this time.

Jan Dvorak

and yet you did

nicael

Went to dev.stackexchange.com, clicked log in. It appears to be restricted, what did I break then?

Bart

12:16

Stuff

nicael

What stuff?

Bart

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/31206630/…

nicael

Um, I was logged out from SO, had to relogin.

SPArchaeologist

@Bart Also know as....

Who? me? I don't know anything about this parasprite infestation you are talking about

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: CORS configuration not working by Vishal on stackoverflow.com

Bart

12:21

nicael

lol meta.stackexchange.com/questions/259977/…

SPArchaeologist

@Bart There was a pony with Grumpy Cat face as a cutie mark... should I reply with that?

Bart

Dupe hammered @nicael.

DroidDev

HAMMERTIME

Jan Dvorak

stop the answers...

dupehammer time

nicael

12:27

@Bart Yeah, just noticed, but now I don't really think that's a dupe, because the linked questions addresses only usual non-mod cases.

Bart

@nicael meh, tinfoil territory

nicael

I misread, deleting the answer.

Bart

Myeah, took me a second read as well

SPArchaeologist

I really don't understand why people continue to use socks. It is so hard to just buy your rep on stackexchange.com/BuyRep.jsp like everyone else does?? They even accept bacon for payment!

Jan Dvorak

yes

Bart

12:37

Who on earth pays in bacon? Bacon trumps everything. You eat it. You don't hand it over to anyone.

Jan Dvorak

you should have linked to a rickroll, though

SPArchaeologist

@Bart Vegans?

Bart

I think bacon counts as a vegetable.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Is Gmail Phone Number @0800 O86 86 76 UK? by Thomas Reid on android.stackexchange.com

Jan Dvorak

> How many items can be stored in three double chests in Minecraft?

> IT'S OVER 9000!

Braiam

12:44

@SmokeDetector tpu- spam seed

Jan Dvorak

nope, just flat out spam

haven't seen those in a while

Unihedron

naa opensource.stackexchange.com/a/815/61

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: How do I recover from MySQL InnoDB table/index corruption? by lucyfranklin on dba.stackexchange.com

nicael

If you add ![currently] in markup then whatever you post will automagically be updated to reflect any changes — Ian Elliott Jul 30 '09 at 15:07

wtf? Kind of joke?

GnomeSlice

Does anybody want music today?

@Bart

Unihedron

12:55

electro plz

Bart

Do I even need to answer that question? :D

GnomeSlice

@Unihedron Sounds good, sec.

Jan Dvorak

@nicael automagically by whom?

Unihedron

sets up subwoofers and prepares to play loud music at evening

GnomeSlice

Today's Listening | Electro / Progressive House

2

Bart

12:57

\o/

Unihedron

:O awesome o/

bjb568

Will listen in an hour

nicael

@JanDvorak That's what I can't get :P

2 mins ago, by nicael

wtf? Kind of joke?

GnomeSlice

SirensCeol is the bomb

Bart

Dear Android, why can't you just give me a decent API that tells me you're a tablet or phone.

Ooh, nice @GnomeSlice

Unihedron

12:59

phonelet

GnomeSlice

phablet

Unihedron

alphablet

Bart

:D

GnomeSlice

phonablet

Jan Dvorak

unicode

Braiam

12:59

@Bart just feature probe stuff

Unihedron

cat

mkdir

Bart

@Braiam that's what we're doing ... but then a device pops up at the client that full classifies as a tablet, but apparently is a phone

nicael

Ugh. SO is much more slower than any SE site.

Jan Dvorak

because it has a GSM module?

nicael

Especially review.

Jan Dvorak

13:01

@nicael codewars

Unihedron

SO is SO much SLOwer

Bart

@JanDvorak I have a sneaking suspicion it's the device size, but I have yet to get a reply as to what the device is

Jan Dvorak

Where is the line between an over-sized phone and a GSM-enabled tablet?

Bart

@JanDvorak ... if you have the answer for that one I'd love to hear it

nicael

bug in this recent blog post I see that the SO logo on the wall is not updated.

Bart

13:03

@nicael caching

Jan Dvorak

@Bart I'll answer with a question: would you be ashamed of sticking it to your face and making a call?

nicael

@Bart Too long caching; gonna report it.

Braiam

s/face/neck/

@Bart instead of having "tablet mode" vs "phone mode" just query screensize, available features/hardware and use that

Bart

@JanDvorak if I have learned any lesson in recent years, then it's that I'm not a good yardstick for anything regarding human behaviour

Braiam

I believe is more efficient

Jan Dvorak

13:05

I've heard even the dev responses to bug reports are cached

Bart

@Braiam sure ... problem is, we now get "ooh, tablet size icons on a phone" ... yeah, probably because it's big.

Braiam

people should just strip the whole tablet/phone divisions... is just a matter of screen size!

if screen (dpi, maybe) is over x, then use big icons, otherwise small icons

Bart

It's essentially what we're doing ... you just get edge cases like this on Android. But well, I'll wait for them to report back.

UniKitty

Hello!

nicael

Hi :)

0

Q: The SO logo on the wall of whatever room in your castles is not updated

So, in this recent blog post I can see that the logo on the wall is the old one: Yeah, this logo was valid until SO was SVGified. However, after SVGifation, the logo has changed: Shouldn't the wall reflect the new logo, or possibly it's just caching (though the change has occurred q...

bug design logo

UniKitty

13:17

Someone look at this

0

Q: Reset username for user

So I found this user. His username needs nuking / something similar. Can a mod do that?

discussion

SPArchaeologist

edit that @UniKitty , he was the one who posted the now edited hate message above. The user needs nuking, not the username.

Andy

spam stackoverflow.com/a/31207720/189134

UniKitty

COMON GO AWAY SPAM

whooot gone

Jan Dvorak

@UniKitty what's the point of telling the bots not to spam?

UniKitty

@JanDvorak smack it in the face, get spam nuked

Then the owner is like

> Oh no! My spam is deleted!

GnomeSlice

13:26

The hell are you talking about

UniKitty

@GnomeSlice 101 ways to nuke spam

Braiam

ask bjb, seems to be a cat thing

UniKitty

and vulgar usernamez

tchrist

> “The problem with XXX is that it uses the drunken-octopus model of inheritance.”

What possible values of XXX are there? :)

UniKitty

dunno?

Jan Dvorak

13:28

If they mean prototypical inheritance, I have a guess

GnomeSlice

SPArchaeologist

must return to the greasemonkey script to replace all the chat user avatars with ponies

UniKitty

@GnomeSlice not again...

GnomeSlice

They destroyed that user.

UniKitty

Whoot

tchrist

13:30

@JanDvorak I think it’s really about sucking in random roles.

UniKitty

is there a stackexchange shop?

shop.stackexchange.com

tchrist

@GnomeSlice SO animation can be so amusing.

GnomeSlice

@tchrist SO animation?

tchrist

@GnomeSlice Was yoke.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Oscillator Error and PIC24F stopped working by Bob on electronics.stackexchange.com

nicael

13:31

@UniKitty There was one... No longer.

UniKitty

@nicael why

GnomeSlice

@tchrist Yolks on you. Must have missed it.

SPArchaeologist

Used to sell clothes and other gadgets.

GnomeSlice

do want

UniKitty

Then what happened?

SPArchaeologist

13:33

@UniKitty good question. The only thing we know if that the stock from the shop is still used for the swags

UniKitty

the swags?

GnomeSlice

@SPArchaeologist Do they still even do those

I got one at the end of like the first year for gaming and nothing since.

SPArchaeologist

@GnomeSlice at least you got your

UniKitty

@SPArchaeologist your what

SPArchaeologist

@UniKitty swag package. Gnome managed to grab his one.

UniKitty

13:36

@SPArchaeologist picture-plz

Braiam

@SPArchaeologist management was a PITA, and expensive at that

SPArchaeologist

@UniKitty ? you should ask Gnome for that. I can just direct you to the original SharePoint swag post.

18

Q: SharePoint Stack Exchange Top User Swag

As a thank you for being awesome, if you have at least 730 reputation and are on page 1 or page 2 of … http://sharepoint.stackexchange.com/users?tab=reputation&filter=all … we'll be sending you a little care package shortly: SharePoint Stack Exchange t-shirt in your size SharePoint Stack Exch...

discussion

UniKitty

@GnomeSlice picture-plz

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Scanning beam and synchronous detection using a passive reflector as a position/location detector by HW Buck Crowley on patents.stackexchange.com

SPArchaeologist

13:56

73

Q: Arqade Top User Swag

Update: packages have all been sent. If you are not living in the USA, your package may take significantly longer to arrive. Your patience is much appreciated! However, if you have any issues or questions about your prize, please direct them to Katey, as she will be handling prize fulfillment fro...

discussion swag

UniKitty

Nooo why did I only join for 2 months

SPArchaeologist

seem no other swag was done since 2012

UniKitty

:( That shirt looks so nice

bjb568

Hallo

UniKitty

Hai

SmokeDetector

14:01

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in title, title has only one unique char: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh by Gray on stackoverflow.com

bjb568

@GnomeSlice made by a n00b, but has some good ideas

It's something that I could make half-decent with some tweaking if I got the files.

Bart

@bjb568 where can we listen to your releases?

bjb568

meh

I'll get around to that sometime.

Also, how'd they come up with those song titles? Completely unrepresentative.

SPArchaeologist

@bjb568 Welcome to the magic world of MLP fan music, where you take a random dubstep mix, call it "Twily" and claim it is about ponies.

bjb568

…

UniKitty

14:08

@SPArchaeologist NO! Eat pony

Bart

Come to think of it, was anything ever heard again from Andrew?

SPArchaeologist

Come to think of it, was anything ever heard again from Lazlo?

Bart

The latter is probably still suspended

Unihedron

Come to think of it, was anything ever heard

?

UniKitty

@Unihedron no?

Bart

14:17

Oct 29 '13 at 22:06, by Bart

I heard that...

Unihedron

@Bart lies

UniKitty

Heard what

bjb568

Aug 31 '10 at 23:56, by Josh

I heard nothing

UniKitty

@bjb568 you heard something

bjb568

I did?

UniKitty

14:21

yes

Unihedron

muted

UniKitty

no I'm not :)

bjb568

Ok, the last song was too breathy.

SPArchaeologist

@UniKitty suggestion: don't go to RPG.

UniKitty

@SPArchaeologist Pony == "yummy"

true

bjb568

14:27

assert(Pony.isYummy())

UniKitty

@bjb568 true

SPArchaeologist

14:40

@UniKitty [Status: user discussing ponies and games on RPG board]

UniKitty

status-eat-pony

status-rpg-board

status-discussing-pony

Hello @ExplosionsPlus

bjb568

I love it when my phone tells me that it looks like I have a busy day tomorrow. Everyday is busy day at interlochen!

UniKitty

Hi @Doorknob

bjb568

The wifi does get better closer to the base!

UniKitty

very good speeds

bjb568

14:46

Especially for an educational institution.

UniKitty

Students use phones in class?

Flagged as confiscate phone

bjb568

I'm in the library.

UniKitty

Whoot rule breaker

Hides in library so lecturer doesn't find me

bjb568

Phones are allowed…

UniKitty

And scold me

bjb568

14:49

I don't have a class this hour…

Unihedron

Phones are allowed for us too

Doorknob

us too

UniKitty

Yay for you

bjb568

Yay for us!

UniKitty

Phones not allowed in singapore

bjb568

14:50

ಠ_ಠ

UniKitty

:(

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: I need a regex statement that matches something similar to PHPDocs by Ahmad45123 on stackoverflow.com

UniKitty

its gone...

we were late

nicael

@UniKitty what's gone?

UniKitty

@nicael Oh wait its a question not an answer

Slaps my face

bjb568

14:53

…

Off to class…

UniKitty

Bye

DroidDev

Bye

Unihedron

Hi.

UniKitty

Hai

DroidDev

Hai

nicael

14:54

Hai

Bart

Hai

UniKitty

Spam Hai now?

nicael

\0/

@UniKitty COMBOBREAKER

UniKitty

LOLZ

@nicael Wut

DroidDev

@UniKitty TRAIN WRECKER!!!

UniKitty

14:59

@DroidDev Train flies off a bridge and gets rekt in a stream below

DroidDev

throws @UniKitty into an endless pit of plastic unicorns

UniKitty

@DroidDev YUMMY

I'll have unicorn meat for dinner please

And supper as well?

SPArchaeologist

@DroidDev I already took all of them.

UniKitty

@SPArchaeologist NOO

SPArchaeologist

they are in my collection now, near the plush ones.

DroidDev

15:01

@SPArchaeologist that was the plan. Now, @UniKitty is stuck in endless pit forever...without any meat....

UniKitty

Thinks of a plan...

@DroidDev Climbs ladder to land again

Invades @SPArchaeologist's house

DroidDev

@UniKitty it is endless both ways :P

UniKitty

Steals unicorns to eat

Heist successful

@DroidDev Uses magical teleporter

SPArchaeologist

those where the pony shaped fireworks.....

DroidDev

@UniKitty B..B...But how....how did you get that...???!!!?!!!

UniKitty

15:03

@DroidDev I build it in robotics class

See it in the github profile picture background?

AND

WARNING!

@ExplosionsPlus NOW HAS 20 REP,

PREPARE TO WELCOME NEW USER

DroidDev

loads AK-47

༼ຈل͜ຈ༽_•︻̷̿┻̿═━一

2

UniKitty

Prepares minigun

@DroidDev wut is that

DroidDev

@UniKitty all preprations are complete

Unihedron

@UniKitty an emoji

DroidDev

@UniKitty Sniperino!!!

UniKitty

15:05

Now we wait for server to refresh...

@Unihedron I know but where's it from

user259867

SPAM patents.stackexchange.com/questions/4207/… (the answer)

UniKitty

Lets flag!

DroidDev

@UniKitty sniperland!! :P

UniKitty

@1999 no one upvotes spam

@DroidDev hmmm never been there before

only minigunland

DroidDev

@UniKitty its fun place. Everyone walks in fullbody bulletproof armour there...

UniKitty

15:08

@DroidDev And get sniped? Sounds like GTA

DroidDev

@UniKitty what's there? Is it a fun place to visit?

UniKitty

@DroidDev nope

miniguns are far more powerful

DroidDev

@UniKitty so, do they have a life of their own?

nicael

2

A: The SO logo on the wall of whatever room in your castles is not updated

We don't accept bug reports that pertain to our walls, unless you happen to be in one of our offices and actually see a bug on a wall. At that point, you're welcome to ask if said bug belongs to anyone (we all love pets) and if not, help it find a new lease on life outside.

:D

UniKitty

@DroidDev yep

@nicael quick! remove it

status-bydesign? You guys put bugs on the wall and want us to stare at it not being able to do anything? Why? — UniKitty 43 secs ago

nicael

15:16

@UniKitty I don't such things with bug reports, why should I?

UniKitty

@nicael you should

nicael

lol, but why?

I can't see any harm.

UniKitty

its nonsense that should go to bugs.se

Tiny Giant

15:31

@1999 Cool, thanks.

UniKitty

@TinyGiant rarrrh! I ate you

Tiny Giant

For a second I thought you said that you hate me

UniKitty

@TinyGiant no, its just cat eat mouse

SPArchaeologist

@nicael you have my vote up.

Sorry haters, but that is just too good to not vote.

UniKitty

Hello @balpha

SPArchaeologist

15:38

Also... there is an unicorn on the cushion in that picture

UniKitty

@SPArchaeologist which picture

Tiny Giant

@UniKitty I was going to post the video of the rats eating a cat, but it was too graphic

UniKitty

@TinyGiant just post it

Tiny Giant

liveleak.com/view?i=7e5_1354673080

UniKitty

I'm not above 18

SmokeDetector

15:41

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Why does my daughter smile and start to laugh at me when I am noticeably really angry at her? by Student Writer on parenting.stackexchange.com

Tiny Giant

Because you look funny when you're angry

UniKitty

@TinyGiant try saying it as a comment

Tiny Giant

Lol.

@UniKitty did you like that video?

UniKitty

6 mins ago, by UniKitty

I'm not above 18

So I didn't watch it

Tiny Giant

Oh, I see.

SPArchaeologist

15:48

forget the wall and look at the sofa.

2

UniKitty

@SPArchaeologist UNICORNS!

bummi

blacklist candidate iknowenglish.asia

^^^^ english.stackexchange.com/a/256775/30774

UniKitty

@bummi thats fast

hichris123

@Unihedron around?

Unihedron

I'm here!

@hichris123 Anything?

UniKitty

15:56

@Unihedron Hai again....

hichris123

@Unihedron Are you more of a regex expert than @Doorknob? Can you optimize a regex for me?

in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 1 hour ago, by hichris123

(?i)(?P<word>[a-zA-Z]+).*((\\b| )+(?P=word)){5,}

Unihedron

@hichris123 I've never compared my ability to Doorknob so I have no idea, but I can give it a try!

@hichris123 which regex flavour?

hichris123

@Unihedron Python. And don't even try regex101 -- it cries.

Took probably 30 seconds to run. :P

nicael

@SPArchaeologist FEATURE!!!!!

Unihedron

You have pretty bad backtracking and assertion in there

What's its job?

hichris123

15:59

@Unihedron It's the repeating words regex.

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