@bjb568 you are many

:D

Many kewl!

Wheres my waffles

trows waffles into @James face

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE? by Lyn on video.stackexchange.com

@Yes Well, they're feeds users...

> Where're my waffles

FTFY

> throws

FSM, what's wrong with everybody today?

Like you're one to be talking.

I am talking.

Valid point.

I have a single word for you all... write

How do you know we're not using text-to-speech?

It is very difficult for a doorknob to use a keyboard

It is very difficult for a doorknob to talk without a mouth...

shhhh

shhshes

I don't get it

!xkcd find butterfly

isn't this how you program?

Is it how you program?

Of course

Just narrow it down to that second panel and it's spot on. :D

I was planning on learning Vim, but I forgot too. Atom stinks though, so I'm gonna switch soon

Sublime?

!xkcd blame

@AndrewT. It's Ian Kemp's fault.

!xkcd blame smokey

It's smokey's fault.

!!/blame xkcdBot

@Doorknob It's hichris123's fault.

@SmokeDetector Seems right.

@hichris123

@Yes Hey! That's my post!

We're uh... not really sure yet. We were given permission by Shog and told to make a meta post. We hope it will go on each page somewhere

Oh yeah, we still have that problem. Feel free to vote for a logo here:meta.health.stackexchange.com/q/130/26

@Yes I also like it, and it's the most visible. I kinda wish it had been posted earlier.

@AstroCB >:(

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Why does sampling interval affect system response quite drastically? by Bababarghi on electronics.stackexchange.com

Check out Patents for an example of how this could be implemented, @yes

@Shog9 I tested it out using the system message box and it doesn't look too bad

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/30449259/…

System message area is for system messages; "this site will be unavailable for 30 minutes/forever" that sorta thing.

Helpful links, @yes

@Shog9 Has that happened before?

What? Sites closed? Yes.

Migrate to meta, I think. stackoverflow.com/questions/30390439/…

@Shog9 And/or "Steve Jobs died".

... or should I not bring that up? :P

woah, @Shog's back now, too?

@Shog and @JasonC confirmed same person

Yes, they're also used whenever Steve Jobs dies.

If Health.se kills Steve, they can use a sys msg to announce it.

<insert South Park joke here>

@Shog9 Would this not be allowed for the disclaimer then?

No.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keywords in title: Is There A Link To Watch San Andreas Full Movie Online by Web Tools on superuser.com

Above the blog announcement? Maybe. Above the whole page? No.

Another possibility is the ask page sidebar

@SmokeDetector tpu-

gone

spammer has reached ~3 people

despite not having posted ... yet

Them spammers is grabby.

@Shog9 @Yes, like the mobile app link. Very helpful. I mean, it's just delightful having to press that x over and over for every site…

Going to bed "early" for bio exam tomorrow, feel free to complain.

Night!

Any chance they'll be disecting cats soon?

:o

:D

You should get that fixed, @bjb.

Need "why no downvotes" and "why the upvote"

just use the cv-pls room

Turns out I was supposed to fly to Denver for a site visit today. I'm definitely not in Denver. Sad trombone confirmed.

Heh. Well I have the first flight out, need to leave in like 3 hours. Just spent the last 5 hours unloading a 26' truck packed front to back with audio equipment. Which I had to wake up at 6am this morning to move. Which I drove back from upstate last night.

Sooo I'm going to bed. Adderall only goes so far. Peace.

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: What is the best way to make money? by Rome on gaming.stackexchange.com

abusive: stackoverflow.com/questions/30496777/…

@Shog9 literally me in scheme

How in the world did this get 4 upvotes? stackoverflow.com/questions/30496819/…

Bikeshed effect, I guess.

Even though it doesn't have enough info to answer it.

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Frame rate drops from 60 FPS to 1-10 FPS by dontknowwhattodo on gaming.stackexchange.com

NAA

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Lack of motivation? by leylegolfe on drupal.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@michaelpri Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: http://acaiultralean-france.com/power-pro-revue/ by bopikud Eidf on askubuntu.com

@SmokeDetector tpu-SPAM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected, offensive title detected: is saying the word fuck polite by Hamish Meachem on english.stackexchange.com

I guess that's a no :-)

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Why do some tuned cars have very inclined tires? by John Doe on mechanics.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu - offensive

@michaelpri Blacklisted user.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Alpha ZXT To Seek Rest And Relaxation? by emmalucy on meta.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu - SPAM

@michaelpri Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

> I think it is but I just want to check.

Nice

Is this the place to look for a mod to delete silly comments?

just flag it

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Alpha ZXT Vitamins For Brain Health by emmalucy on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Eye Care for Sensitive Skin by limaae wioz on meta.stackexchange.com

wait, what?

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Use it and you can use it anywhere on your body by evieholme on drupal.stackexchange.com

oh.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: http://vitalieskincaretry.com/lreve-24k/ by joeason on askubuntu.com

@SmokeDetector tpu-

@SmokeDetector tpu-

@SmokeDetector tpu-

@SmokeDetector tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, url in title: http://vitalieskincaretry.com/lreve-24k/ by joeason on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, url in title: http://vitalieskincaretry.com/lreve-24k/ by joeason on drupal.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu-

@SmokeDetector tpu-

spam: askubuntu.com/questions/629201/…

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: That because sad dam its I read that in fact by malcolmpellsworth on askubuntu.com

SPAM stackoverflow.com/questions/30497852/…

@SmokeDetector tpu- too slow smokey

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: I I'm okay and then I'll how by tina pshkd on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: League Of Legends fps drops by dontknowwhattodo on gaming.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu-

you know suppressing smokey's replies has ruined my ability to see how many tpu's I could send before he responded

and thus my day got a little more dull

Why did I misread that as "smokey's reptiles"?

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: The Best And Natural Product For Skin Care by Linda Munoz on askubuntu.com

@SmokeDetector tpu-tpu=0

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Best Skin Care Supplement and Reviews Free Trial by Linda Munoz on askubuntu.com

@SmokeDetector tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Anti Aging Supplements by penny hast on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Is there anywhere well-qualified people scrape by cathy striickland on stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector tpu-app=toy

@SmokeDetector tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: is saying the “f word” polite by Hamish Meachem on english.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user, blacklisted website: I don't think do anything for by tina pshkd on superuser.com

@SmokeDetector ignore, good that it's already closed, but anyway...

@AndrewT. Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

@SmokeDetector tpu- gone

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: How To Get Beautiful Skin Naturally by Jean Gibson on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: what is infinite try therefore me reason? by realinjuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: what is skin wrinkle problem by user47819 on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Simple answer in remember me the company by sunder moon on superuser.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@rene Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector tpu one neederd

@rene Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector tpu one needed

@rene Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector tpu

@rene Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

Coffee!

@SmokeDetector tpu- (tips)

Oh the - make it doesn't echo?

@rene Make.... ake... ake.... ake.... ake.... ake

Are these edits really so good that most of them are getting approved ? stackoverflow.com/users/4897144/… They are all the same. Left him a comment yesterday asking to fix all the problems with posts, as well as a mod flag, which is still pending 24 hours later..

@SPArchaeologist Make- ............................................................

@JonasCz you did see this MSO post: meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/295302/…

yes you did..

sorry

Isn't it very much middle in the night for the kitteh?

What is your opinion on edits like this which are all very similar ? I'd regard them as too minor, and filling up the edits queue is also bad. Was commenting and mod flag the correct thing to do ? That the editing has not stopped despite the meta post (where the consensus seems to be that these edits are mostly not useful) and mod flag seems strange to me.

I rejected the ones that ONLY add the tag

Thats most of them.

If other improvements where made I left it for the robo-reviewers

Thats most of them.

All of them really.

Kill the +2 for approved edits when under 2k and we should finally get rid of this.

How did my chat message get posted twice !?

@rene Its 4am for BJB

@SPArchaeologist Then we will no longer have any edit suggestions, and most of them are useful (most of the time).

@JonasCz happy? i.sstatic.net/kPJXZ.png

@JonasCz I had some delay as well, maybe the servers need to wake-up?

Maybe one of the mods need to ban his ass

I'm not going to get involved much in an excel/vba/excel+vba war. It really depends who you are talking to what the correct way of tagging is, see the MSO posts for background.

How about... reduce gained rep from +2 to +1 when the user has been review banned once, then remove it altogether if banned for the second time?

(but then there's no way to gain "easy" rep... but it's their mistake in the first place)

@AndrewT. what about not giving one that has been banned once the possibility to be banned a second time?

How about getting +5 if you reject an suggested-edit from the queue?

that might work too

@rene then you get robo-rejecters.

still better than robo-approvers

We make it temporary, until the accept/reject rates are in some balance

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: doctrineCLI not working with Zend framework 1.2 and doctrine 1.2 on windows by user4946127 on stackoverflow.com

(I just noticed I wrote "review banned" when it should be "suggest edit banned")

@SmokeDetector because php?

cool bot!

@SmokeDetector ignore fixed

@rene Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

My eyes hurt

is that normal?

If after doing too many reviews, then yes, it's normal.

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SQL SERVER SYMMETRIC KEY SCURITY ISSUE by user3194125 on stackoverflow.com

@James could also be an allergic reaction caused from the lack of ponies. You still haven't started season five, don't you?

@rene Yep, I did a few too, will do some more. You use IE ?

@JonasCz I use only quality browsers...

IE is a quality browser ?

Yes, in the same league as Windows is a quality, industry standard OS....

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: IF-ELSE LOOP CONVERSION TO GAMS MILP STATEMENTS by CuriousHuman on cs.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector fixed-

The answer

@rene Twilight Sparkle?

I guess so

@rene (sorry. Actually the "Twilight Sparkle == 42" joke is not so common, even between fans... guess it must have seemed pretty random.)

@SPArchaeologist better not google for that I'm lost in a world unknown to me...

I already flagged that guy for plagiarism @PatrickHofman. I came across your comment while flagging that answer, and responded to you :)

[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in answer: No Error Log File, no debug info by AddWeb Solution Pvt Ltd on wordpress.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Tips To Achieving Beautiful Shining Skin by ismael frost on drupal.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@Mooseman Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@rene ... I would avoid that link without even opening it. To put it simple, all is based on a theory that some references in FIM would claim that the answer to the universe, the life and everything is actually "Friendship". So since Friendship -> Twilight and Friendship->42 then Twilight -> 42

Ok, that explains a little bit of a world still unknown to me ;)

I would explain more, but probably would result pretty boring for people that don't really mind the show or the Guide to the Galaxy books.

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Fuzzy String Searching with Whoosh in Python by trokster on stackoverflow.com

grabs popcorn

Last time someone had an "offensive answer" related to fuzzy string matching discussion went on for days. But the question was also about profanity filters.

Let's see if someone justifies this.

it triggers on shit

@SmokeDetector ignore-

@rene actually.... why ignore?

Why not?

Why not FP?

It is not an FP?

but also not an offensive TP

for me?

feel free to tell smokey something else

I'm Dutch, my tolerance level of offensiveness is much higher

Why's that not a false positive?

meta jurisprudence? Above post seem to indicate consensus to at least remove immature behavior such as ""bad words in code examples" unless it is needed for the sample (again, profanity filters questions come to mind)

@JanDvorak Because shit should trigger smokey to report. It did correctly that

It should trigger on shit but "ignore" this particular post

not a fp

false positive = not offensive marked as offensive. The definition does not include how to train bayesian filter

@InfiniteRecursion that is what I meant to say

not that we have any bayesian filter anyways

it is normal for a filter to have false positives as well as false negatives. It's not useful to deny that. One does not simply remove a filter because it has a false negative every once in a while

If it has only false positives, it should be removed, but by judging the filter prematurely you deny us of the statistics

Smokey does not flip out when he gets a declined flag warning from us.

Yep, Jan flips out.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website, url in title: http://eyebornfacts.org/le-jeune-anti-wrinkle-complex/ by Billy Garcia on drupal.stackexchange.com

so... feature-request have stats about smokey defectiveness

only after @InfiniteRecursion and @rene stop skewing them

obviously it would only have from now on

@JanDvorak here

Hey! I even look a bit like that :-D

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Search for women based on location and age by Berin Steven on meta.stackexchange.com

bad keyword: bbwdesire (@ProgramFOX)

wondering.... there is no policy against using secondary account (example: accounts used for chat bot) to double flag spam so that it disappear faster, or when you haven't got any more flags on the primary account right?

not like you gain rep or anything for it.

You use socks to do something the system won't allow you otherwise

@JanDvorak so guess it is no? ok, will avoid that then.

I was more of the "if the spam is still here, please kill it with every available option"

@inf no problem. I usually comment so it is clear for reviewers why a post should be deleted.

> if the second account allows you to do something on the site that your normal account would be prevented from doing, it is abuse.

source: meta.stackexchange.com/a/57685/245167

I leave for a moment to answer a comment only to find @JanDvorak rattled on...

Point taken

@InfiniteRecursion that was the whole point for asking Inf. I had hoped that when the workaround is to help the system, there were some exception to standard rules, but doesn't seem so. As I said, good to know. Not that I actually need that since I am to few active to use all the daily flags.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: This natural supplement is manufactured by ivory hardiy on superuser.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@Mooseman Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user, blacklisted website: Inferno and I love it I me already try to use Mary by evieholme on drupal.stackexchange.com

@Mooseman at least be happy that flag are per-site. Image the fun if after you already had to create one thousand to many accounts on each site to fight spam, you also had to work with shared flag counters

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Doubt about circuits with cells having internal resistances by On the way to success on electronics.stackexchange.com

dat username

"formula"?

Maybe smokey knows the battery's internal resistance should be drawn in series...

@JanDvorak I'll rename myself to "downhill from here".

@Bart I'll rename myself to "stay away from here".

@InfiniteRecursion as long as you don't leave ... ;)

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Doubt about circuits with cells having internal resistances by On the way to success on electronics.stackexchange.com

What is the bad keyword? Potentiometer?

I was looking for it too...

I don't dare to tpu of fpu without Jan accusing me of training a non-existing filter the wrong way

nice: superuser.com/questions/920647/…

lol

I'll never understand how voting works on the math pages: math.stackexchange.com/q/1302318/90754

@bummi Yes is an user there and he doesn't understand it either

@bummi I would try with a question "How can I sleep at night knowing I suggested SharePoint to my client"... except I never do. I am more "You have SharePoint. Live with it. Now we can only try to do damage mitigation"

curious if my close flag will get declined

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Easy Diet With Safe Weight Loss Pills by Steve Heger on drupal.stackexchange.com

@rene LOL

Hey look, it's @bjb ^^

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Wanna Improve Your Brain power? Try Alpha ZXT by alice bailey on superuser.com

@SmokeDetector tpu-

@SmokeDetector fp- korean comments; possibly cv

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: A Word To Represent Physical & Mental Attributes by quinnfdfsdaf on english.stackexchange.com

ah, nvm

I guess closeworthy questions shouldn't be fp'd

Why?

because then Smokey deletes the report

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: I get married see is you can apply it to your by ancha golzer on drupal.stackexchange.com

When we started thinking about fp/tp we were lost... can we just go back to mindlessly fp/tp reports?

spam keyword /anti.?wrinkle/ ?

Eeek! stackoverflow.com/review/low-quality-posts/8232710

O_O

@InfiniteRecursion crap, I need 11 rep

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/30505428/2173917

@SmokeDetector gone... at -8

@InfiniteRecursion deaded

posthumously declared possible spam

I flagged it spam because of the boxing link and noticed user was destroyed as well

@SmokeDetector tpu-

@SmokeDetector gone-

Note to Self: Don't tpu/fpu Smokey today

@InfiniteRecursion why?

today is a bad day to train a non-existent filter

dv-plshttp://stackoverflow.com/q/30505669/2173917

@SouravGhosh roomba will take it