@AlexisKing :D

@JasonC That moderator gets it.

This question took a lot of editing, and is still poor gardening.stackexchange.com/posts/17692/revisions

still peeeeeeeending

@bjb568 lol, thought you said peeing

so messed up

:P

:<

@Frank You should flag it. Need to get a mod on that.

^^^

@AlexisKing ha no

@SabreTooth ooh, a teacher

y'all students can now see what your teachers are thinking behind your backs ^^

@SabreTooth Give them a 2 minute warning then tell them just kidding.

Lol

Eh, I don't need school when I have SO.

@AlexisKing we don't have a medical SE site - for a few good reasons.

@Frank Are you implying WebMD isn't always infallibly accurate?

@Frank buzzfeed.com/awesomer/… is 19 good reasons.

@JasonC ahaha!

"I swallowed an ice cube whole, and I haven't pooped it out. Is it stuck?"

@SabreTooth not as fun as telling them they passed - they shooting them with the inevitable truth a moment later.

@Frank on April 1

@JasonC please, please tell me most of these are trolling

Why is "yes" pinned

At least "I'm an idiot" is no longer pinned

It is, however, now my most starred message >_<

My most starred message is at a mere 14:

Wow, I've found a foolproof way to get stars. Any message of mine with the substring "I'm an idiot" is eventually starred.

It does have the prerequisite, however, of being an idiot.

See? ^

'Doorknob's an idiot' I wonder if it works for anyone else. ;)

Hm, this should probably be reported on meta.

Dammit you ninja'd me again.

@nicael Go for it! ^^

[feature-request] make me not an idiot

DUDE.

GIRL.

THING

[bug] [discussion] [status-tag-abuse] @JasonC

@SabreTooth Tell them you'll be grading them with a fair 100-sided die, then follow through and do it.

@JasonC Better yet, an unfair 100-sided die.

:o I have 8 pages of starred messages in this room. What are y'all, krazey? And I rarely post...

someone's gonna star that

just watch

How do you see your starred messages again? I'm perpetually confused by the chat info pages.

@JasonC chat.meta.stackexchange.com/rooms/info/89/tavern-on-the-meta/…

I've got 5 pages

> starred / show all 18526

Ah it's from the chat room info not the user info

> all | starred by me | posted by me

@JasonC yah - which doesn't make much sense

Can I sort them by stars?

@Doorknob eh? watches

I've got 7 pages, I think most of them are one star from bjb.

nobody starred it :P

This one got 6 and I didn't notice:

Haha I forgot about this:

@Woodface auto helpful'd still on deletion

hay, those are confusing

brown ftw 5 stars

@Frank Haha, awesome.

3 stars

and 3 more

:p

Cool

@Frank Well that took an unexpected direction.

oops, I didn't know I posted that twice till I looked at my stars...

reject-pls: meta.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/38169

anyway, clogging the room. :P

@ɥʇǝS Is the tag even necessary?

@Frank Will report on that… some time… hopefully in next decade…

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in answer: Ubuntu - Chrome OS look by LlamaWhale on askubuntu.com

@SmokeDetector yay llamas!

@Doorknob ^

@SmokeDetector tpu

@hichris123 Blacklisted user.

llaaaaaaama!

@ɥʇǝS can handle a llama flag now!

developers developers developers

Lol

Wow, even the question that Smokey picked up is terrible

@James ...... yeah that's his job

@Frank but he was picking up a spam answer

@James oh right

Oops - meta.stackexchange.com/posts/248313/revisions

Oops again meta.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/38169

link?

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/29223166/…

@bjb568 It was just an image from some mashable list

> I'm obviously no programmer and having no luck. Any ideas for me?

Which, incidentally, is one of the worst designed web sites I have ever seen

@JasonC aww

Why do web designers think that slideshows are good ways to present lists?

This entire Meta post about why this question should be closed, and mine is still the only vote on the linked question...

:p

Old cat waitz patiently for kidz to go diggin in the soil...

@hichris123 wat

@James I feel this is going to get confusing fast

@ɥʇǝS llamas! askubuntu.com/questions/445670/ubuntu-chrome-os-look/…

@JasonC quoting that out of context is just so awesome xD

Wait, did I just say that?

Exactly

Spooky

@hichris123 I see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see. User destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed destroyed.

I feel that i should change my name

Why you? I believe you were here first :D

Damn, I can't change it until April 17th

@ɥʇǝS llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama

Can we change per chat only?

No idea

flags Seth and Hichris

llama

llama?

I feel like we are getting llama'd out

@ɥʇǝS I know. I've got the quote link in my bookmark bar.

@James llama llama llama.

I spose you think thats funny

:D

@hichris123 Too bad I can't "accidentally" spam flag that and then approve it here xP

Ahh, but when you go @James, which one of us gets notified?

@James, I get notified James, because my name is James

@ɥʇǝS llama llama llama!!!

So do we both get notified?

seriously @Seth, don't pull another @Braiam on us.

dont think we can notify ourselves

that would be as mad as a bag of frogs

@JasonC

@JasonC Der

You can notify yourself if you reply to yourself.

Like, non-pony James, type ":3198987 no U"

@AndrewT. recursion

@hichris123 I can't heeeeeeeeeeeear you

Technically Spike is a baby dragon but I don't mind being referred to as pony James

For posterity:

@hichris123 ya rang?

umm...

Lawl

@Braiam This rogue moderator named @ɥʇǝS wanted to mod abuse me too!

@hichris123 It's funnier if you link the conversation..

It's sad how quickly I can blow through my 20 LQP Reviews

It's sad how quickly I can blow through my TNT stash :(

@Braiam You can blow through that at roughly 8km/s depending on purity I believe

It's sad how quickly the train is borked :(

BTW, is it "la"ma or "ya"ma?

phonetically? For me is yama

it's alpaca

@ɥʇǝS Oh, there's a conversation!

@hichris123 yup!

@bjb568 the former.

Source: Knowing people that own llamas.

Obligatory post

PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT LLAMAS

Seth destroyed the llama :(

Is there a screenshot going around?

Ohhh

i.imgur.com/3IRz33O.png warning big image

hahahaha that is amazing

I pinged some mods in TL

26k rep on SO got butthurt after 1 downvote...

IKR

anyone can... umm... try to reproduce? meta.stackexchange.com/q/251950/213575

@Woodface damn you, @nicael!!! GRRRR!

@Woodface Mar 15 and we are at almost Apr :(

(guy is looking for info about how to save the world from a monster)

(and again the important parts are missing)

must resist from figuring out that trope from tvtropes

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/28939302/…

Flagged

Homework for spanish was awful.

Remind me to send you a sideways pic tomorrow at lunch.

tired now

Both of this user's questions are closable.

And the answer that it attracted is effectively link-only.

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Targeted on WI-FI and getting mass terrorized and messed UP with my system settings & ALL things by ZAhAbLU on askubuntu.com

@SmokeDetector Wow.

@SmokeDetector a dupe!?

I can't edit this thing enough Jason.

I'm just going to flag it offensive. Screw it. F*CK got used 3 times in the question.

It's hilarious. Did you read it?

Night!

Lol and the screenshot, wth?

Yeah. It's nearly incomprehensible.

@SmokeDetector tpu

@LynnCrumbling Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

I backed out my edit; flagged offensive.

I'm trying to read it... currently on 1st paragraph, which is already nonsense

what in the name of Equestria does that even mean?

@AndrewT. Yes.. it doesn't improve.

@LynnCrumbling Where's that WTF flag, eh? :) When they're really bad I rip them out in toto for major surgery in vi and replace the whole thing, but that one is just a massive spasm of incomprehensible logorrheia, like some speed freak having a manic episode. Madness thrice over.

real intention?

Babble.

I could probably edit the question to 2 paragraphs, which consists of "Recently it seems my computer running on Linux has been hacked..." and "So my current plan is to create a bootable USB...", but probably will be rejected as too radical.

(and it seems there's no correlation between hacking and bootable USB)

nice name

That's the best I could muster. I'm tired.

@tchrist I heard that you get access to that flag when you hit 100k....

ok.... time for bed. Night all.

Peace

eh.. one more.

[cv-pls] ot-req stackoverflow.com/q/29224873/656243

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Sync eBooks to your iPhone or iPod Touch by ZAhAbLU on askubuntu.com

uhh, I'd say he's "mentally ill"... paranoid? autism? (really, an honest opinion, not for insulting)

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: How do I make it to where I don't have to put my password in for everything? by ZAhAbLU on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: not able to connect to wireless after fresh installation of ubuntu 14.04 by ZAhAbLU on askubuntu.com

@Woodface Of course, since it's a copy-pasted of this answer :/

wow

It's a shame I don't have the rep to downvote on askubuntu

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Some of us observed that most of your posts are low quality by ZAhAbLU on askubuntu.com

WOW!

thats....thats actually half amusing

never mind... I already custom flagged it... I'll accept the decline, but just really want to let their mods know

:-)

His profile lists his age as 13

teenage rage

Hmm

That simplifies things a bit.

From the context here I gather this user has some history?

I'm on mobile so some things are not super obvious.

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected, Blacklisted user: Targeted on WI-FI and getting mass terrorized and messed UP with my system settings & ALL things by ZAhAbLU on askubuntu.com

sigh

Cool

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: In the water equipment by hena jani on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: The committee’s estimation doses to the public by victoriahaynes on drupal.stackexchange.com

anyway, 1-hour old spam @ -6 askubuntu.com/questions/600522/… (the question, not the answer)

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: Active Ingredients Found in Striction BP by Lina Allina on webmasters.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: Active Ingredients Found in Striction BP by Lina Allina on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: Active Ingredients Found in Striction BP by Lina Allina on askubuntu.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@AndrewT. Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Peter cells in the middle of the pack Thomas by Carol Mejia on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Natural Ways to Control Blood Pressure by Olive Coulter on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: How Will It Work? by voltasjuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@AndrewT. Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector tpu

@SmokeDetector tpu

@AndrewT. Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@AndrewT. Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

!comp 1+1

2

!comp is bjb a bot?

(indeterminate)

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: The Advanced Anti Aging Solution Wrinkle Free Skin In 14 Days by Fiona tinl on meta.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

!comp what?

is bjb a bot now?

A google+ account promoting ECO and the same post on three sites: superuser.com/a/893222/172747

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Blood Pressure here concerning chronic disease by Adriana Sophia on drupal.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

Why is there no badge for getting upvotes based on a percentage of votes

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/18629000/1699210

All the questions that I answer never get many views

2 upvotes for 14 views isn't a bad ratio, but I'm never going to get 10 upvotes

maeks me cry evrtim

never mind 25 or 100

No Silver or Gold badges for me

Even help vampires have more gold badges than me :( stackoverflow.com/users/663724/kiran

maeks me cry evrtim

@James Come to SharePoint SE! Where top rep users are in the 5k range!

Lol, except I know nothing about SharePoint

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Bluetooth accelerometer wristband with iOS API? by Darren Black on stackoverflow.com

blacklisted?

nah, legit question

just off topic

I left a comment stating such

@SmokeDetector fpu

@AndrewT. Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

Unless he posts an answer linking to the new smartwatch that i mentioned, then it is cleverly disguised spam

just checked, previously he got caught by smokey for offensive post, but it's actually a minor profanity, but got tpu'ed.

Ahhh

I wasn't sure if it was going to be a spam answer advertising this new open source watch

@James most SharePoint consultants probably do not know much more than you do.

@SPArchaeologist Do they know what SharePoint is?

If so, they are doing better than me

@James I could say that taken a random number of SharePoint devs at least one do not know SharePoint.

I have a vague feeling it's a content management system like Wordpress

Good question