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Braiam

18:04

@hichris123 recent as > 7days?

hichris123

@Braiam Past two days, I think.

+/- a few hours there

Braiam

IF siteId in (over-represented sites) OR voters include (gnat) THEN Score = Score*0.2

that's just too sad

Bart

18:21

@Braiam "I got blood on my glove. Yeah, that's right. Blood. You all take a look. I just killed a guy"

user259867

@hichris123 You got them from the API? SEDE is still out of date. /me getting impatient

hichris123

@Fundamental Yeah, I have the last 30k SO comments from the API. :D

user259867

Moving the bloody glove out of view...

user259867

user259867

Anyone ever had an AIM profile?

user259867

18:32

Or even remembers what it was.

hichris123

> This question appears to be off-topic because it is about Spam

hichris123

> Stack Overflow is a site for programming questions, not career advice.

> Just asking for friendly advice and you are acting like a jerk. What's your problem?

> No problem here. Your problem is that your question is off-topic on Stack Overflow, as you'd know if you'd bothered to read the [help/on-topic]

> I don't see why I cant ask professionals about this. This is not off topic. Its about programming

> This question appears to be off-topic because it is about the profession of programming in general, not about programming itself. Such a question would fit better on programmers.stackexchange.com, though it may not meet the guidelines of that site either -- see their help area for details.

> Its obvious this question does not fit any place on this site. Therefore it is NOT off topic.

The last one is great.

Braiam

...

@hichris123 that's sad

@Fundamental I remember... that is was awful

Braiam

18:51

The wolves thin the RAID arrays, removing the slowest and weakest disks to keep the average seek speed high.

title is awesome

Bart

@hichris123 :D Where does that come from?

hichris123

@Bart stackoverflow.com/questions/27873043/… - not sure if the comments are deleted though

Bart

@hichris123 they're still there. Priceless :D

user259867

Why I have not get my badget ' Enlightened ' if you have to ask....

ProgramFOX

That grammar... edited

bjb568

19:15

Hallo

Bart

o/

Doorknob

\o

> No reason to get all mad about a question. You people are lame.

:D

user259867

inb4 someone's bot begins using API to post flamey comments in the Tavern real-time

Braiam

(ˇ_ˇ”) ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ

2

@Doorknob that's why I vote and move on

Unihedro

Yi Jiang's avatar is lovely

user259867

19:33

Not for posting in the Tavern, but for flagging rude/offensive tirades this might actually be useful.

user259867

Since it would be practically real-time, not by digging through SEDE.

user259867

Idle thought: do G+ posts onebox here? Let's find out...

Infinite Recursion

Yi Jiang's avatar is lovely

user259867

Nope, no onebox. But a great photo anyway, so leaving it here. plus.google.com/+TerenceTao27/posts/fiZbgKv4Yew

hichris123

@Fundamental I should do that. :P

bjb568

20:00

@ProgramFOX Fixed bugs in DD pull req

Youtube Comments™

Sam

20:19

nuke-to-oblivion-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/27891116/…

Bart

@Sam Still two answers

user259867

Heh, that post was the first "real" test of my popup-blocking CSS rule. Roomba-able now.

Sam

20:47

@Bart :O

AstroCB

cv-plz-typographical stackoverflow.com/questions/27891926/…

The one-word fix has five upvotes.

*six

hichris123

21:02

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/27891985/…

Braiam

@Fundamental you may want to remove the s

user259867

Tried http, still doesn't onebox. Probably not supported. I don't use G+ myself, but vaguely remember its API being underdeveloped.

Braiam

ShellExecuteEx failed: Success.

this is one of the things I didn't expect to see in LInux...

hichris123

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/27892169/…

Braiam

@hichris123 ~~Tavern'd~~ Java'd

bjb568

21:24

jsfiddle.net/ap84vatx

Beautiful HTML.

Used some regex to clean it up.

hichris123

> @anonymous downvoter: please do explain your idiot's downvote.

Braiam

@hichris123 non constructive at best, offensive at worst

hichris123

@Braiam It's already gone.

Andy

@hichris123 The downvoters are given their own idiots now? Are these better or worse than minions?

3

hichris123

@Andy lol. Not sure... guess we'll find out? :P

user259867

21:35

I see, now it's possible to send messages to hichris by leaving comments on SO with such key words. Let's try...

Braiam

you want @fundamental y break all teh things

hichris123

SELECT *
FROM comments
WHERE OwnerId = 3717023

I'm watching you.

user259867

But that's not what I meant. I thought you are picking them from the livestream.

hichris123

I am. They're getting stored in a DB too. :P

> Hello hichris123, did you get this message? (Key word: idiot)

Perhaps.

user259867

But that was by userid, or by keyword?

hichris123

21:40

@Fundamental By UserId but I have the query for idiot & others open too, so...

user259867

I imagined tracking potentionally inflammatory comments, which are just beyond being blocked (some words, like wh***, are blocked outright.)

hichris123

> this guy $user? He's been down voting me all day, however, he hasn't offered one solution to any of my questions. Some people are idiots on here and think they are programming Gods.

Let's censor that a little...

Free flags

user259867

gone

Braiam

TIL: @hichris123 has Jack Byrnes complex

hichris123

googles

Braiam

21:46

►

@hichris123 you need to youtubes...

hichris123

Ah lol

user259867

@hichris123 Seems fair, given that I posted my Stalker bookmarklet yesterday.

user259867

I briefly considered adding comments to it, but this wasn't requested in the question.

hichris123

@Fundamental "Known Troublemakers:... 811 (Shog)"

lol

user259867

It's the list of all 11 CMs.

hichris123

21:51

Ah. :D

user259867

First day of semester tomorrow... am I ready? Of course not.

Mooseman

@Moosebot kill it with fire

user280395

hichris123

22:07

math is the answer — Dagon 4 mins ago

@Fundamental ^

user259867

@hichris123 To everything in the Universe. How often do you fetch comments without running out of quota?

hichris123

@Fundamental Every 2 minutes. Which is ~2500 requests/day

wait what

.... uh how did I get that number?

user259867

> math is the answer

user259867

There are 1440 minutes in a day.

Braiam

@hichris123 2*60*24

hichris123

22:10

Yeah, but it should be 720 (30 * 24)

@Braiam Ah, so I miscalculated there.

Braiam

or simplified 10*48*6

hichris123

Welp, more API quota for me! :D

user259867

So, on Math I could comfortably fetch everything. Question is, what would I do with that information...

hichris123

Now I want to fetch answers for NAA's.

user259867

I guess I could look for the words that people use in comments on homework dumps, and go close them.

user259867

22:16

@hichris123 Undo's Blaze already does that, but (as far as I know) performs no analysis of the posts.

bjb568

Kewl, spark notes has translation of Romeo and Juliet so I don't have to learn even more languages (fakeEnglish).

user259867

@bjb568 Spoiler: everybody dies.

bjb568

@Fundamental Yeah, that's what the intro thing said.

hichris123

@Fundamental Yeah, but it doesn't store the posts (actually it stores the "flagged" posts, but...)

Braiam

@bjb568 mmm? isn't that in english theaters since... dunno, ever?

hichris123

22:28

@bjb568 More like... Middle English, IIRC?

user259867

> It is popularly believed that William Shakespeare wrote in Middle English,[4] but he actually wrote in Early Modern English.

hichris123

Huh, okay.

user259867

Canterbury Tales would be middle English. Unreadable for me. I can read Shakespeare, though. As @bjb568 should.

hichris123

code.google.com/p/chromium/issues/detail?id=446095 most helpful bug report ever.

Braiam

@hichris123 they are testing waters

see how he used paypal, it didn't linkify, then used google

hichris123

22:34

True.

better? :P

Braiam

3

@hichris123 no

>:)

hichris123

@Braiam ... does that last one really say git?

user259867

How much rep does it take to close Chromium bug reports?

Braiam

@hichris123 where the heck... ah is G+

hichris123

@Fundamental You have to poke someone to get bug-editing privileges.

@Braiam That's a weird G...

bjb568

22:39

@Fundamental nooooooew

@hichris123 No it isn't…

hichris123

in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 2 mins ago, by Undo

testing smokey in a minute

inb4 Smokey goes crazy

bjb568

… 2 minutes ago

hichris123

@bjb568 Yes it is.

bjb568

google.com/…

user259867

> O, if I wake, shall I not be distraught,
> Environed with all these hideous fears?
> And madly play with my forefather's joints?
> And pluck the mangled Tybalt from his shroud?
> And, in this rage, with some great kinsman's bone,
> As with a club, dash out my desperate brains?

bjb568

22:50

ugh

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] body contains 'the': Is $\left(\sum {{x^n}\over{n!}} \right) \left(\sum {{y^n}\over{n!}} \right) = \left(\sum {{(x+y)^n}\over{n!}}\right)$ generalizable for series? by user507974 on math.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] body contains 'the': Energy source for a generation ship by celtschk on worldbuilding.stackexchange.com

Unihedro

@SmokeDetector fpu

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] body contains 'the': For example: “I am looking for soaps” or “I am looking for soap”? which one is more correct? by Saeid on english.stackexchange.com

Unihedro

Eh...

hichris123

in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 42 secs ago, by Undo

In theory this should drive us nuts

!!/stappit

SmokeDetector

22:52

Goodbye, cruel world

bjb568

@SmokeDetector fp

user259867

body contains 'the', alert the police...

4

bjb568

@SmokeDetector fp

Unihedro

o_O

Undo

@bjb568 not gonna work

hichris123

22:52

@bjb568 It's dead.

Undo

So now Smokey can check post bodies :D

bjb568

Oh.

hichris123

Oh right I shoulda used my block thingy.

bjb568

Hi uni, bye uni

Unihedro

Hiya!

Braiam

22:56

@Undo don't use the same path of regexes you use for the titles

Undo

@Braiam why?

We can turn them on and off for each component

bjb568

hi uni again

Braiam

@Undo because is normal for the body to have more words that can be false positives

Undo

@Braiam already thought of that.

right now only the offensive regex is enabled on the body

and the standard spam keyword one, we'll see how that goes

Braiam

@Undo babaji?

Unihedro

22:59

Hello, I'm not actually here though

Undo

@Braiam right

Braiam

For what it's worth, I hear terrorists use the internet to communicate. We shouldn't associate with terrorists, so blacklisting the internet seems like a logical decision. — corsiKa 11 mins ago

cue India

user259867

23:15

Gilles is determined to keep bountying

SmokeDetector

23:36

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in username: Sourcing date hour in Bash by Raj baba on stackoverflow.com

hichris123

@SmokeDetector ignoreu

SmokeDetector

@hichris123 Post ignored; alerts about it will not longer be posted.

GnomeSlice

@Unihedro viridianforge.com/chipchart/chipchart.html

user259867

Does ignoreu add the user to whitelist? Smokey only said the post will be ignored.

Unihedro

23:53

@GnomeSlice omg

GnomeSlice

@Unihedro 729 entries

Unihedro

:O

hichris123

@Fundamental Apparently not.

Unihedro

@Fundamental "fpu" does

user259867

@SmokeDetector fpu

SmokeDetector

23:57

@Fundamental Registered as false positive, added title to Bayesian doctype 'good', whitelisted user.

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