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12:00 AM
> Logistically and legally, Comcast would assume control of Time Warner Cable's interest in Bright House if the merger is approved by state
@Braiam Comcast is awesome.
@Braiam Ugh, seriously? sigh
If you get the business, not residential.
best modem ^
12:01 AM
Depending on the region, there may not be much choice regarding cable providers.
@Fundamental Yeah, I think we have Bright House, AT&T, and that's about it.
For me it's either TWC or ... not cable.
I don't get US bypoly that you can get either cable or adsl provider and just that
@Fundamental You're right. Just look at what Shadow Wizard has to use. Not much choice there.
which is actually why I favor Google pushing to become an ISP
BTW, according to some, Google rocks
12:04 AM
@Louis I wish, probably that one is worth lots of $$$ these days :D
@Braiam you mean Loon?
@ShadowWizard no, fiber
Back in the day, I broke into the mainframe at school by whistling into one of those.
Is that a 300 baud, or 110?
12:08 AM
@Lynn 0-300 bauds according to this page.
I like how they include 0 in the range.
I think all modems are able to hit 0 bauds.
unsleeping now
now we only need to summon @uni
12:14 AM
@uni you are summoned.
@Uni come hence.
@ShadowWizard O_O
@bummi And the one that is linked to in the comments from that one: stackoverflow.com/q/1772524/656243
Does anybody know why exams are so easy?
I've had easy exams and hard exams in my life.
@LynnCrumbling I voted to close on both, one disappeared, it's from my freeware and licence investigation
@bjb568 It's your second day of school, and you have exams already?
12:32 AM
It might be because they are compensating for people's fear of it.
@Fundamental I had first semester's.
@bjb568 Because in HS, everyone is a winner and gets a prize. Not as much in college.
@Fundamental But quarters polluted with hard assignments and early deadlines so quarter grades suck more.
hard = I really can't do this WTH is it talking about and also things that take forever
cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/6992840/1699210 same here a review seemed to disgree
@bummi if you're talking about vtc votes that disappear on old questions that's most likely vote expiration eating your votes.
@Louis It was fresh (few days) form my try to clean up freeware open-source licence I'd assume a reviewer would have thought it would be on topic
12:40 AM
@bummi cv'd on all these
thx to all
unclear (not even a question) stackoverflow.com/q/27809702/1223693
Not a new thing, but still neat: experimental fluid dynamics in your browser. Maybe not as fun as MS-DOS games, but... BTW, setting ultra-high quality is a way to stretch the browser to its limit.
It makes me so sad that the home page for Nibble Magazine was made using a FrontPage template.
Don't read the rules, post something, see reputation plummet. It's a hobby, I guess.
12:45 AM
@rene should have 40 new feeds
1:04 AM
Google+ SQL-upgrading Hangout has just started.
1:37 AM
@Fundamental And people are having issues. :P
lets shout "SAVE THE UNICORNS" so the servers don't come down
Brief summary so far: Windows updates, SQL backups, BIOS patches ... while they are trying to upgrade hardware.
@Fundamental The answer to everything: BIOS!
Your cat isn't eating? Update her BIOS?
@hichris123 @bjb needs to know this, just in case...
1:44 AM
Makes your git issues seem so small in comparison...
Git still is confusing.
@Fundamental I have more issues, but not with git anymore. :(
But git being confusing usually is not a problem. Search SO for something that remotely looks like your situation. Copy and paste command strings into your console. Repeat until it works.
@Fundamental Safari handled it well (on a laptop here). What does the huge and brightness of a particle mean?
1:52 AM
@Fundamental that's too naive....
@Fundamental ^ what happened when I tried doing that
There should be 3 branches and one merge there.
what you need is git flow....
@bjb568 Rewrite history.
@hichris123 that sounds so cool taken out of context
@hichris123 That's what I did :P
1:53 AM
@Braiam I know, right? :P
> $ git flow hotfix start asets
> Switched to a new branch 'hotfix/assets'
@Braiam I found a typo after looking at their site for 3m…
@bjb568 stingy
the branch management is solid
Will test when has timez
@bjb568 Good question, no docs found. My best guess: brightness = velocity and hue = pressure.
We need a "people watching the live stream" room
2:00 AM
@Undo this room works just fine imo
Too much other noise :/
> We copy Stack Overflow to E: drive...
At the rate the SQL upgrade is going, chat upgrade / interruption seems unlikely.
well, it's time to head home. 'night all. taco bell, here I come.
> Stack Overflow takes a while to shut down
Wonder why :P
> on January 4rth
@Frank ^ :P
@LynnCrumbling yay tacos!
Poll: What instruments do you play?
2:38 AM
@bjb568 keyboard
Me too.
Eeek chat's going down.
This one?
@bjb568 shrugs
2:41 AM
@Braiam Yes.
What's that from? Looks familiar.
@bjb568 hover over it.
I don't have the bottom bar thing.
wow mSE chat is 13GB
2:46 AM
How did you download it?
bigger than I would have guessed
@anorton mentioned on Hangout right now
@Undo database all our silly conversations, right?
2:50 AM
yeah :P
and spam
Someone go fix my errors: forum.xda-developers.com/chef-central/android/…. I'll give you XDA rep. ;P
And praises to moderators.
@hichris123 ew, a forum. Does your mom know that you went there?
I think the internal company chatrooms are also linked to MSE, no? For example, Bret Copeland "talked 5h ago" but obviously not in any room we see.
2:51 AM
@Fundamental right
@bjb568 lol
> It seized Melaka from the Portuguese and fought the British and Javanese for control of Java
People wanted Java?
We will be taking chat offline in a few minutes to move database servers in Oregon.
> Here's a command you don't want to issue...
I'm curious what'll happen when chat goes offline.
3:04 AM
yay! Panic!
Chat down yet?
Are we down yet? ... Are we down yet? ... Are we down yet? ...
Community put a 500 bounty on my question, nice.
It has good taste in questions.
@Fundamental Ye... wait, no.
@Fundamental yay
it looks kewl
Excluding Meta (as we should), the first user to reach 100K on two Stack Exchange sites is Daniel Fischer
@Fundamental Not Gilles? :O
Yep, guess he doesn't have 100k on two sites.
es muy interesante
haco mi tarea de la clase de español
in What on Earth? on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 3 hours ago, by J. Musser
I'm not a conspiracy theorist ...
@Frank is a conspiracy theorist by thinking he's not a conspiracy theorist.
3:18 AM
@hichris123 he's trying to confuse us!
note to self: Frank is full of conspiracies
@Fundamental Source: This query. It does not show Fischer yet; the two users there have 100K on Meta and SO. Nobody else has even 75K on two non-meta sites.
Shog's kinda close.
Mis amigos poco compartímos las meriendas.
Is that right?
3:24 AM
depending of what you mean to say...
Mis amigos (y yo (implied)) compartímos un poco las meriendas.
Ugh, I think it's supposed to be -en, not imos
Spanish is confusing
We're doing conjugation.
... is the thing blowing up?
@Undo Caching, it takes an hour to blow up :P
@bjb568 darn, use the suffix correctly! ARGG!
3:28 AM
(depending the suffix, you can change the voice, time, person, number, etc. of a word)
Many confuse
Such complicated
Very ugh
Kinda scary that I'm working on
Book, chapter, section, exercise, problem
We are failing over to our redundant SQL servers now, there will be a brief maintenance page.
Eeeeeeeeeek, anyone else getting an ugly offline message?
... apparently.
3:44 AM
heyyy, we're back
we were gone?
@bjb568 then who are the ones here... if we are gone?
Hooray, I finally get to post my first decent AU answer. :P
3:48 AM
heh, yeah, that's my username
(and hostname, incidentally)
password: alpaca
@Shog9 shhhhh
4:08 AM
> There have been reports of Windows users using git-flow. ---Un---fortunately, I have no Windows environment to test it on,
Stupid md parser.
Anyway, that's the reason why I installed.
@Shog Have you read my flamey mail yet?
4:20 AM
@bjb568 I think you must have sent it wrong.
I think the contact form is crap.
Looks designed so that people won't want to contact you guys :P
Did you use BBCode to format it? Because I delete anything with BBCode unread.
BBCode? O_O no
Does the thing support md?
> I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
This thing on?
4:24 AM
we are back... if you haven't noticed
Yay it works! :D
works on my machine™ — Sklivvz ♦ 2 hours ago
define:suppleness ... "the quality of being supple". Okay
4:33 AM
I always consider it being soft and bouncy
@Fundamental wat, flag button no do nutin
@bjb568 What to do you mean?
I did try hard reloading
@Fundamental UX no werk
Bad news: you're suspended network-wide.
@bjb568 *UI
Hard to type while.brushing teeth.
4:58 AM
@Braiam @Frank I'm here now, was at school
summon success!
I see here is the best place to summon an army of downvoters ...
mostly volunteers too!
5:15 AM
has no idea
> The take home message of this comic must be: Never use a UV light in your bathroom. Maybe Randall did this by mistake causing the creation of this comic.
Dec 15 '14 at 5:07, by Shog9
TODO: set up more autodelete rules for y'all before 2015
@Shog9 ever do this ^ ? yes or no is acceptable answer. If yes, then I can search for them like they are secret hats!!
They are even more secret if you don't know they exist.
A: Why does the inner nested table inherit border property from the outer border, given that border property can't be inherited?

CoderFriendtry using below css: table { border: thin dotted #7e7e7e; padding: 10px; background-color: #e1ceb8; } th { text-align: right; vertical-align: top; padding-right: 10px; padding-top: 2px; } td { vertical-align: top; padding-bottom: 15px; } table table { padding: 0px; borde...

In case anyone wondered why I posted this earlier
Q: WHY do people ask "why" questions with the "why" capitalized and over-formatted?

BoltClock's a UnicornSeriously, WHY do people do this? And only with "WHY" questions — when asking other kinds of questions you hardly ever see anyone doing it. What is with this angry, demanding tone that seems to be so prevalent in "why" questions but not others? I've been observing this pattern for way too long a...

Nothing suspicious at all about an account created today, posting a wall of code while completely ignoring the question, and getting 2 upvotes within minutes, while the other two answers, one of which is posted by a moderator, which answer the question get no attention. Nope, it's just how SO works, I'm sure
5:32 AM
Hm. The author being a mod shouldn't be a factor, right?
@Fundamental No, but notice I said "suspicious"
The author being a mod is a factor for something else, but regardless of who's doing it or for what intent, it's simultaneously proving my point in my meta post
SO prides itself in quality answers to quality questions. By which I mean answers that totally ignore the question being perceived as more useful than answers that actually answer it
Because who cares about questions, honestly?
Let history will be their judge.
@SmokeDetector Even comes with bonus all-caps username!
Why is that even at SU?
5:49 AM
Why not? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SU is for asking questions when SO refuses to let you because all your previous questions sucked, right?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And the all-caps block is still not implemented...
A: How to explain "instant" answers? Is there a secret queue or notifications for new questions?

Lightness Races in OrbitHonestly, it's simply just because many of us sit at our desks, day in and day out, not only refreshing our email inboxes and Facebook feeds, but also our Stack Overflow front pages. When we see something uninteresting and derivative, we cannot help but answer it. This process takes mere minutes ...

Sounds so familiar. I see it on Math every hour of every day...
@hichris123 tpu (oops, wrong instance)
now for that recommendation request...
@BoltClock'saUnicorn attempt to answer?
6:13 AM
Either that or he didn't know how to get it past the 6-char limit
He has posted a comment now
@uni's hat is nice
@rene /note to self: clear rene's stars frequently
7:15 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 54.4588: I just you're already skinny want Absolute Derma on drupal.stackexchange.com
@JanDvorak: All gone now.
8:39 AM
in Low Quality Posts HQ, 46 secs ago, by Pham
Spam Q (90.9%): bracelet pandora prix forme de coeur exquise, by pandoraparis, on wordpress.stackexchange.com.
French. Must be spam
I guess it's no surprise my French still isn't up to scratch over here ...
Low Quality A (21.8%): I very appreciate your oppinion ,it can make me think what should we do ..., by chuangtianya, on webapps.stackexchange.com.
Low Quality A (21.8%): I very appreciate your oppinion ,it can make me think what should we do ..., by chuangtianya, on mathematica.stackexchange.com.
8:51 AM
@Sam You just beat me
Flagged and flagged
Spam user ^^
5 different sites and counting...
8:59 AM
Yay, new account.
Didn't have Worldbuilding yet
P.s. the Unix.SE SPAM above is still there at the moment.
9:41 AM
My first declined flag in a while.
Yay!! No wait ... ahwww
I must redeem my flag! flags again
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 51.0702: Greatest Fat Loss Product About The Internet on drupal.stackexchange.com
10:01 AM
10:16 AM
Spam Q (56.4%): Buy Sony Ericsson Satio And Live In Pleasing Mood Unfailingly, by user280329, on meta.stackexchange.com.
@Pham Gone
Any idea of what it could be ??
@Javageek It's spam.
How do spams get in here ?
Simple, spammers/spam bots create accounts and then post their rubbish.
10:25 AM
Shouldn't we include a captacha ?? while registration ...
We are already doing that.
But there are determined spammers.
If a spam is detected are they banned from entire stackexchange communities ??
If they are pure spammers, their accounts are often nuked
Oh ok got it Thanks !
10:40 AM
SPAM drupal.stackexchange.com/…
All of it @bjb568?
@Bart pretty much
@bjb568 MEW!
and the rest is VLQ
Why is Drupal SE so attractive to spammers?
@Bart Because... it's the honeycomb of spam
@JanDvorak Hah
11:11 AM
Is Stackexchange hit by a massive spam flooding or what ?? I can see lots of spam posts ...
Where do you see them?
You mean the ones posted here?
That's pretty normal. And it's the tip of the iceberg.
In Meta...
I just forgot to copy those links
I don't see anything really extraordinary.
Those were removed just now..
We get heaps of spam. It's nothing special. It gets cleaned up pretty fast. And as said, behind the scenes far more is blocked already.
11:27 AM
Who the heck cares — Lightness Races in Orbit 6 hours ago
^^ really?
Q: Dupehammer causes comment notifications

MoosemanThe dupehammer is a good system. But when a gold badge holder closes a question, the OP gets a "possible duplicate of" comment notification. This, to the best of my knowledge, does not occur when a diamond mod closes a question. I propose that all binding close votes refrain from leaving a comme...

Easily answered; you do.
Btw, is it just me, or did you ask that question on MSO before?
@Bart Nope
Had a serious case of deja-vu
Low Quality A (100%): Why are you delete this answer iant♦ ?, by user43001, on gis.stackexchange.com.
11:35 AM
upvote-pls superuser.com/questions/42782/… (The comment)
11:51 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 73.8544: in localhost i got the error? how to resolve this? on magento.stackexchange.com
@Mooseman why? what's the point in doing it?
@ShadowWizard Explanation to the NAA queue and author. Upvotes = credibility since I have a mere 165 rep there.
@Mooseman so downvote it. User has 1 rep so he can't post comments. Actually this is an answer, but exact copy of the other answer hence I flagged as "Other".
(NAA flag would likely be declined)
Yup. So sad ^
Are questions reg. Microsoft excel on topic on SO ???
Q: MS Excel 2010 project planner

user3661058This looked very simple to me at first. But now I am stuck and realize I need help. I have to calculate the number of working days for each project undertaken by an employee. I have a Start Date, End Date, And standard Holidays in a year. I also need to add vacation days to this duration. Using ...

@Bart :P bot msg
what if we rename @Unihedro to "CrabHead"
@DroidDev MEEEEW
Huh, looks like skewl unblocked sockets.
12:53 PM
> Helpful
@InfiniteRecursion give the man some time to get to know the site a bit.
@Bart !!!! Warning: world end near! Detected kindness in Bart behaviour. All units run for the escape pods!
Let me hold the pod bay door for you @SPArchaeologist
@Mooseman well, answer is deleted guess the moderator felt generous ;)
1:13 PM
@Bart ALIEN! Alien eyeglass from outer space! The body snatchers invasion has started!!!!!
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