Tavern on the Meta

@bjb568 Because you ~~people~~ taverners has made Inf rage and leave the tavern two times, now that she has RO you're all going to suffer if you enrage her again.

bjb568

Christmas?

Undo the Snowman

@InfiniteRecursion remember that I never enraged you!

:)

Unihedro

5:29 PM

/me feared by the silence that he might had upset someone, Unihedron quietly takes the stairs up to the roof

Sompuperoo

@animuson meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/281090/…

Infinite Recursion

bjb568 will be back after 5 mins :)

Unihedro

@Sompuperoo Wait. Paitently.

Infinite Recursion

yes @UndotheSnowman

Unihedro

> You have fully used your vote (star) allowance for today

:O The horror

DroidDev

5:30 PM

@InfiniteRecursion don't tell me you.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sompuperoo

Dec 16 at 5:39, by animuson

People constantly complaining about active close flags is getting really annoying.

Unihedro

-1 for lack of research: This question has been asked for many times. — Unihedro 18 secs ago

Infinite Recursion

He pinged from his bot again, I told him

Sompuperoo

Dec 20 at 18:46, by Infinite Recursion

apart from that, it has been a long time I didn't onebox ;)

DroidDev

/ me waiting for the meta post: Why elections weren't held while choosing new tavern room owner?

Unihedro

5:32 PM

^^^^

Undo the Snowman

@DroidDev Shog is the election

Unihedro

would vote for Inf

DroidDev

@UndotheSnowman woops! hides quickly

Infinite Recursion

Elections are for big responsibilities like mods, not for room owners :)

Unihedro

>>panic

Infinite Recursion

5:33 PM

All of us are room owners in different rooms

DroidDev

shivers

Unihedro

@InfiniteRecursion Room owners are big responsibilities. :P

DroidDev

@InfiniteRecursion not me

bjb568

Was that necessary?

Unihedro

Trust me, I own like eight rooms on chat.SO.

bjb568

5:34 PM

What was I kicked for?

Infinite Recursion

6 mins ago, by bjb568

Aww... why so sad? It's almost Christmas! [from bot]

bjb568

That's a nice message that even fit the context.

Infinite Recursion

^ your bot was spamming

bjb568

It's on topic enough, respectful, etc.

@InfiniteRecursion Since when was that spam?

I have never once heard a definition of spam, however ridiculous, that included any automated messages.

Infinite Recursion

~~spamming~~ sorry, wrong word. posting too much for non-trivial issues

bjb568

5:35 PM

I call privilege abuse on this one.

Shog9

Sompuperoo

2

bjb568

That was 5 minutes after the last bot message.

Undo the Snowman

@Sompuperoo put a ! in front of it

bluefeet

@bjb568 now you can throw the abuse term at someone other than a SO mod... YAY!! Christmas came early for me

4

bjb568

5:37 PM

@bluefeet :D

Infinite Recursion

@bluefeet now I feel your pain

Pham

Squabbling Detected (68.8%): I call privilege abuse on this one., by bjb568, on chat.meta.stackexchange.com/rooms/89/tavern-on-the-meta.

bluefeet

@InfiniteRecursion it will get worse

bjb568

Well, don't kick people for no reason.

@Pham :P

bluefeet

@bjb568 I'm sure @InfiniteRecursion has months of built up reasons to abuse power towards you

Unihedro

5:38 PM

^^^^^

bjb568

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

Pham

Low Quality A (100%): Disregard my answer. Invalid answer., by m-p-3, on android.stackexchange.com.

Infinite Recursion

NOOOO @bluefeet, I am innocent

Unihedro

hands over duct tape to @Inf

DroidDev

thinks of taking part, but choose to stay away

bjb568

5:40 PM

puts duct tape on duck

Infinite Recursion

I didn't abuse. His bot has been posting since past few hours and flooding the tavern

I told him twice to go to the sandbox

bjb568

Oh, and who exactly was doing !eval tests on it?

Infinite Recursion

Jan and Undo

Undo the Snowman

uh-oh. hides

Sompuperoo

I'd rather have @inf kick me than stick her sambots after me

Pham

5:42 PM

:o

Infinite Recursion

I wonder why Shog chose me for this evil job

Unihedro

@InfiniteRecursion Quick! Pass it onto someone else! Not me though.

DroidDev

@InfiniteRecursion I'm sorry, but I don't think that was the reason you stated before

Infinite Recursion

@Sam said he will gift me a bot someday @Sompuperoo :)

Unihedro

So... Tempted... To... Overthrow Jon Skeet >_<

Infinite Recursion

5:44 PM

Which room?

Unihedro

Jabba

DroidDev

is that french?

Unihedro

@DroidDev It's the trashtalk for 'Java'.

Infinite Recursion

nope, it's java joke

DroidDev

oh! If it was french, I'd have totally rushed to that room

oh! I never knew that android has 24 hour service for crap questions

I think can be closed as "not programming related" stackoverflow.com/q/27640523/2389078

Andrew T.

5:52 PM

Well, it's already christmas here, so...

Night!

Night!

Night!

Night!

@AndrewT. Merry Christmas!

Unihedro

feature-request santa hat

Infinite Recursion

5:52 PM

#trainwrecked without me ;)

Unihedro

With Inf owning the Tavern, now lots of trains are going to be wrecked :P

DroidDev

:(

bjb568

Aww... why so sad? It's almost Christmas! [from bot]

Infinite Recursion

Can't you just forget that I am RO?

Unihedro

@InfiniteRecursion Ok!

Infinite Recursion

5:54 PM

:)

Unihedro

Huh, a terrible Area51 proposed question of mine got upvoted. weird.

bjb568

:)

@Unihedro Area51 is borked!

Infinite Recursion

^^^

rene

@Unihedro I upvote everything for a hat..

Unihedro

:O

Infinite Recursion

5:57 PM

Someone deleted awesomerock's mod nomination on lifehacks

Unihedro

Meh.

Shog9

Unihedro

@Shog9 O~o

flees away through the ducts before Shog9 hits the scary button

bjb568

►

Would anybody like for me to make my chatbot open source?

gunr2171

sure

Unihedro

6:04 PM

@bjb568 Nah.

Infinite Recursion

@Shog9 I don't get the last option. "Kick-mute this user" is the last option for me

Shog9

clearly you need more light saber training

rene

That is fine, just use that on @Unihedro

Unihedro

@InfiniteRecursion Phew.

@rene D:

Infinite Recursion

in The Junk Drawer on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, yesterday, by iliveunderawesomerock

@ZachSaucier I don't think I'll be a mod, I just want my pic back up. To say I was there!

gunr2171

6:05 PM

oh, saber training. I get it

Unihedro

@InfiniteRecursion :o

Poor rock :(

bjb568

Aww... why so sad, rock? It's almost Christmas! [from bot]

Unihedro

slowly turns head to glare at @bjb's bot

bjb568

gist.github.com/bjb568/3c6ebeb57effec9851e7

Infinite Recursion

saber training? Soon I will have no friends left

Unihedro

6:07 PM

24 mins ago, by Unihedro

@InfiniteRecursion Quick! Pass it onto someone else! Not me though.

@bjb568 Can't you... Like... Do lastMsgLower = lastMsg.toLowerCase() and then get rid of all those abundant repeating statements?

Infinite Recursion

@Unihedro bluefeet? :D

bjb568

@Unihedro Why?

gunr2171

"tickle"?

bjb568

tickle

Ticling a bot? Srsly? Just scratch. [from bot]

Whoops, I spelt it wrong, didn't I…

gunr2171

at least you don't have a command for stop

hichris123

6:08 PM

@InfiniteRecursion I have been and always shall be your friend.

gunr2171

HAMMERTIME err.. something like that.

Feb 18 at 2:29, 25 minutes total – 198 messages, 10 users, 9 stars

Bookmarked Feb 18 at 2:54 by ɥʇǝS

2

Shog9

@bjb568 You also spelled "seriously" wrong. And "scratch" has to be one of the strangest misspellings of "kick" I've ever seen.

:O

:D

:X

6:09 PM

You want kick?

bjb568

NOOO

I will so complain.

Infinite Recursion

... but ... saber ... training

Unihedro

Just know, if we don't make it back alive, I always loved you

Infinite Recursion

@hichris123 Thanks <3

bjb568

@Unihedro done

hichris123

6:13 PM

@InfiniteRecursion :) Now go keep @bjb568 in line!

bjb568

NOOOO

animuson

I so need to buy these.

bjb568

@animuson For what?

Infinite Recursion

> Aside from the absence of some product information, it is identical to the regular priced LightDims Original Strength retail product.

^ how do you know what is missing?

animuson

For my electronics, since they insist on putting ultra-bright LED lights on everything nowadays and it drives me nuts. My room looks like a damn alien spacecraft because there's so much blue glow everywhere.

Infinite Recursion

6:16 PM

bjb is was my friend @hichris123 :(

bjb568

Aww... why so sad? It's almost Christmas! [from bot]

And why not a friend anymore?

2 days ago, by bjb568

►

Infinite Recursion

You not angry on me for the kick @bjb? :)

bjb568

Meh, not anymore.

I'M RAGIN!

:P

Infinite Recursion

lol

TGMCians

congrats @inf :)

Infinite Recursion

6:18 PM

Always save your rage for the SO mods @bjb568 :)

Unihedro

inb4 bjb never gets declined flags

bjb568

I never get declined flags.

Unihedro

^^^^^^

bjb568

CV stackoverflow.com/q/27346037/2371861

TGMCians

@bjb568 why ?

Infinite Recursion

6:20 PM

Thanks @TGMCians :(

bjb568

Aww... why so sad? It's almost Christmas! [from bot]

@TGMCians Too Broad.

Infinite Recursion

your bot replies to smileys? ^^

Unihedro

@bjb568 wth?

hichris123

:)

@InfiniteRecursion Apparently not.

bjb568

@Unihedro :)

Infinite Recursion

6:21 PM

:(

bjb568

Aww... why so sad? It's almost Christmas! [from bot]

Unihedro

27 mins ago, by Infinite Recursion

Can't you just forget that I am RO?

bjb568

It wants you to be happy.

gunr2171

@hichris123 only sad faces

Shog9

It feeds on your misery

3

Infinite Recursion

6:22 PM

you have the weirdest invocation sequence @bjb568

bjb568

:)

Infinite Recursion

Is there anything else I should avoid using to avoid invoking borkey?

bjb568

See the gist.

gist.github.com/bjb568/3c6ebeb57effec9851e7

Unihedro

@InfiniteRecursion Write a userscript to drop all elements in array of event:[] where content includes [from bot].

bjb568

updates script to say [from awesome bot]

imsokewl [from awesome bot]

hichris123

6:27 PM

!eval "I'm a crappy bot"

bjb568

I'm an awesome bot [from bot]

Infinite Recursion

awesome bots = Smokey, Pham, Fox9000 and Zephyr

bjb568

AND BJBOTLING!

Unihedro

@InfiniteRecursion Use a Set!

hichris123

Seriously MySQL? I guess I need an index...

Infinite Recursion

6:28 PM

borkey = bjbotling = kick temptation

Unihedro

^^^

Infinite Recursion

Is it a private ~~repo~~ gist? I hate links for this reason btw

Unihedro

@InfiniteRecursion It's a gist.

DroidDev

UTC +5:30 00:02 Merry Christmas to all! :D

Infinite Recursion

Merry Christmas to all! :D

Bart

6:34 PM

Merry Christmas to you too @nemesis ;)

Infinite Recursion

hiya @Bart :)

bjb568

Wait… is it Christmas already somewhere?

Christmas?

19495sec left! [from bot]

^ UTC

DroidDev

In India, it started 5 minutes ago

Unihedro

When's Christmas? Doesn't have a calendar...

bjb568

19427sec left! [from bot]

Suva: Thu 7:36 AM

DroidDev

6:36 PM

lol, this is awesome, ROFL

hichris123

Nice hat, @Bart.

bjb568

Where the hell is suva?

Infinite Recursion

59 mins ago, by bluefeet

@bjb568 now you can throw the abuse term at someone other than a SO mod... YAY!! Christmas came early for me

^ it came 59 minutes ago

bjb568

@bjb568 Middle of the ocean

Infinite Recursion

@uni 25th december

bjb568

6:38 PM

Thu 8:38 AM Christmas in Chatham Islands and Apia and Kiritimati.

How'd I get the time wrong? weird

Infinite Recursion

It will be weird if you are right :P

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? by kncc10 on askubuntu.com

DroidDev

It will be weird if you are left :P

rene

@SmokeDetector It means your caps-lock is on

DroidDev

...or broken

Infinite Recursion

6:43 PM

...and it's a bad question apart from the caps :(

bjb568

Aww... why so sad? It's almost Christmas! [from bot]

hichris123

@rene ARE YOU SURE????!

grr borkey

:D

:(

6:44 PM

Aww... why so sad? It's almost Christmas! [from bot]

DroidDev

@hichris123 you mean broken?

rene

I proceeded to get very angry and shout several profanities

Shall we ask for the specific profanities?

bjb568

Yes!

rene

@hichris123 No, but it was my best guess

Infinite Recursion

No!

DroidDev

6:46 PM

Yes, that might be helpful in solving the problem!

bjb568

Yes!

DroidDev

It might tell us why the windows won't boot

Infinite Recursion

No!

bjb568

But could you tell us what profanities you shouted? I think it will help with diagnosing why Windows won't work. — bjb568 12 secs ago

rene

Oh @bjb568, will you ever grow up?

bjb568

6:48 PM

:P

Shog9

DroidDev

@rene you should know by now, growing up is just a trap. Childhood is awesome :P

bjb568

Yeah!

rene

You tell me that NOW?

bjb568

Me like kitten!

DroidDev

6:50 PM

lol, better late than never :P

Infinite Recursion

Me like duck!

DroidDev

Me like everything, except the things I dislike

rene

Yeah, it is on my menu...

Infinite Recursion

... like glasses?

bjb568

Me also like duck.

in Secrets, Sep 21 at 4:22, by bjb568

I kinda like duck meat.

DroidDev

6:51 PM

...no, like swimming, it short-circuits me

@rene what? a duck?

...

licks lips

srrruuuupppp!

It's, like, nature man.

Infinite Recursion

licks is so similar to kicks

DroidDev

6:52 PM

lol

:P

#uni sleeping?

inb4 !ping

No, pings wake him. Let him sleep :)

bjb568

Okey

DroidDev

6:55 PM

but why not turn everything off while sleeping?

like I do

Infinite Recursion

me too

hichris123

Or at least the volume...

DroidDev

I even turn lights off...

bjb568

I need ping to wake up properly.

DroidDev

...while I need coffee

bjb568

6:59 PM

Why do people like coffee? I tried it once. It was awful.

Shog9

you should try good coffee

Infinite Recursion

^^^

bjb568

meh

Hot chocolate is better.

^ bug

DroidDev

@bjb568 try it after dipping some rats in it. You might find it tasty that way...

bjb568

Oh, it's the invoice-arrow.

@DroidDev Hm…

Or just not drink it!

Shog9

7:02 PM

I tried bad hot chocolate once. It was awful.

bjb568

I have never found bad hot chocolate.

I have only found hot chocolate which I needed to manually add sugar to.

Shog9

try forgetting to add sugar

bjb568

naw

hichris123

> Dear ,

Great way to start out an email.

Infinite Recursion

yesterday, by Behaviour

> Hi ...
Remember me? I’m your website.
I miss you, and so do other people. Did you know that 350 people visited me in 2014, even though you didn’t publish anything new?

^ no dear

he should cry

DroidDev

7:19 PM

0050 and I need to get up at 4000

time to sleep

night all!

and Merry Chistmas once again! :D

bjb568

4000 wat?

DroidDev

am