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10:01
@SPArchaeologist You are Derpy with a dark sense of humor
20 hours ago, by SPArchaeologist
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Sam
Sam
It's by the same OP.
@InfiniteRecursion That game came with the nes bundle. I would have preferred Zelda or Metroid, but had to wait. So I am stuck remembering it and you too shall share my pain :P
spam gone
@SPArchaeologist My pain never ends, Braiam shoots me, you fry me and give me pain :/
Only Sam knows the value of a good egg
already two killers exist here. ;)
10:09
@InfiniteRecursion I know too! We need eggs. For baking muffins.
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: DOUBT ON SHORT TERM CAPITAL GAIN on money.stackexchange.com
Sam
Sam
Does smokey only scan titles?
@Sam Yes
It's open source, you can see it's code too
Sam
Sam
Ok.
@InfiniteRecursion Yeah I know, but I can't read python.
10:17
@Sam ok :)
@InfiniteRecursion :(
@Unihedron 11K for you too?
Huh,thespacekeyonmykeyboardintworking.
@InfiniteRecursion Yep.
Sam
Sam
@InfiniteRecursion I'm seeing 11.2k.
@Sam That's because some of the tasks in the queue we've already attempted so they don't show, I think.
@Sam Yes, and here is what it does: github.com/Charcoal-SE/SmokeDetector/blob/master/…
10:29
12 mins ago, by Sam
@InfiniteRecursion Yeah I know, but I can't read python.
@InfiniteRecursion I pointed him to there because they are regexes instead of code. :)
Sam
Sam
@Unihedron Thx. You could add them yourself if you wanted, once it's running...
@Sam Cool, will do
Ooh, new What If? !
Sam
Sam
@Uni Yes yes, I've seen that before :D
Smokey's Bayesian chat room trembles in my browser window (chrome Version 36.0.1985.143 m), any idea why? Tavern doesn't shake
10:35
"trembles"?
maybe it's afraid of you
It's not afraid of me. NAA :/
6
Q: Possible spam question, how to proceed?

Jan DoggenI noticed this fishy question Chkdsk "deleted index entries", now my file is gone -- how to recover it? Answers seems cut-n-paste from three sources, one of them being the recommended product. Actually these are not the solutions to the problem (Answer ignores the remark that the user can't fin...

@JanDvorak spam -4
10:48
PM spam still there
Morning!
Morning!
Morning!
Sam
Sam
Morning!
@inf is it salvageable??
what!! I missed the train :(
no it was a plane
@SilentKiller then why it had bogies attached, Sir :P
11:00
@DroidDev you are sir. (:P * new char(50))
@SilentKiller no
@ShadowWizard it certainly looks like a plane, but I have my fair share of doubts :P
11:06
@InfiniteRecursion Morning!
@bjb568 Morning!
@DroidDev: Quick, jump on the train
long time no see @bjb568
@InfiniteRecursion but, it already broken :(
still
@bjb568 Morning!
@bjb568 Morning!
@InfiniteRecursion it was a good idea
@bjb568 Morning!
11:07
this train is like linked list
so are most trains
@bjb568 Morning!
@bjb568 Morning!
@ShadowWizard ☻
11:08
congrats.. ;) @uni
Sam
Sam
@Unihedron Congrats
@Unihedron Congrats
yay, I created a circle
@Unihedron Congrats
11:09
runs
2 hours ago, by Bart
Hi @Bart
^A circle
@InfiniteRecursion I mean circular reference, here :)
Message is a reply to... the same message
@ShadowWizard Nice, that's new
cool
@SilentKiller WAG is being played over there, in the other tab :P
@DroidDev was waiting for someone to reply this. :D
facepalm
My other tabs are full of low quality post, in one Smokey is reporting lqp (Bayesian), in another Phamilator is reporting lqp
11:14
@InfiniteRecursion nope, the option existed from the beginning ;)
@InfiniteRecursion Phamilator sounds like a dog's name
"here, Phami, catch the stick!"
@InfiniteRecursion time to take a break, close some tabs and play a game in newly opened tab :P
@DroidDev Nah, I join chat to help out clean up the sites, sincere :)
@ShadowWizard This is how Sam's bot got it's name chat.meta.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/2399036#2399036
@InfiniteRecursion u ez serious duck, me ez non-serious Droid
i never see any serious droid. :P
11:19
when a new song is released and if I love it, I listen to it, again and again, until I start hating it
@DroidDev Sam and Undo's bots are in training phase, they need some care :)
caring duck
@DroidDev Hey look, a song I really like! I'm going to keep looping it until I hate it! :)
@SilentKiller Droids are only made the way you program them to be :P
I want a bot too! :P
11:20
I am a bot Droid=Bot
@Unihedron after you got make me owner of it
@Unihedron ejjactly
@Unihedron No, first help train the existing bots, Sam's bot, Andy's bot, Undo's bot
@Unihedron make yours. Ruby hasn't been taken yet.
@JanDvorak I'd go with java
@InfiniteRecursion ok!
11:21
@Unihedron #forthechallenge
@Unihedron #bdsm
@Unihedron i have the JS one.
I'd go make a mobile version of bot in Android
@SilentKiller Rene's bot is in js
11:22
@DroidDev when when?
@Unihedron zirak's too. or both are using same
@JanDvorak We don't need more bots at present, first we need to collaborate to make the existing ones mature. Once they learn enough, then make more bots.
@SilentKiller well... I'll make one, but I need to focus, so, there is no need to remind me of it every six months :P
@DroidDev ok Sir.. ;P :D
@InfiniteRecursion we don't need more spam bots. Command bots would still be nice
@JanDvorak >>+1
11:27
@SilentKiller Principal
@DroidDev word association game in the tavern now? :P
@Unihedron runs, before mod kick me out
@JanDvorak We don't need more bots right now( of any kind), both Phamilator and Smokey need users who can find fp's for them. If someone is free and willing to help, help the existing bots till they mature.
Smokey needs to implement a fp/tp command, first and foremost
11:30
I agree.
I agree 2
fp/tp?
people become awesome gradually @uni :)
@DroidDev false positive/true positive
heard ftp not fp/tp
(I have no clue why I wrote that, wasn't paying attention to what I write o_O)
11:31
And the prize for moron of the day goes to..... CAPCOM!
What's capcom?
Fill a bot with stickers and such
I am not alone
but giving a new game?
NAAAAAHH
@DroidDev mean you are not AKON.
11:33
why? to try to make your fan, STILL angry for MML3 a little less angry?
@ShadowWizard Oh, they make games. Thanks. :)
@SilentKiller lol
@SilentKiller ftp is a protocol, fp/tp is to fine tune the sensitivity and specificity of a ml, a perfect ml system is 100% sensitive and 100% specific
@Unihedron Capcom? The ones that sold Street Fighter 4 at least four time with a new dlc worth of content included. While killing Megaman, one of their mayor IP because "Not enough people were interested"
11:36
The bot at work can be found here:

Low Quality Posts HQ

Home of bots for catching low quality posts (and sometimes spa...
@InfiniteRecursion butterflies butterflies all around me
@InfiniteRecursion system with sense. nice
@DroidDev lols.. catch one of them :D
@SilentKiller those are the words from @Inf sentence, which I seems to be unable to understand :/
@DroidDev FLUTTERSHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@InfiniteRecursion I'm probably not good enough to make a bot which catches content, so I'll let the real programmers do that. If I were to build a bot, it would probably do simple stuff like running scripts and commands. :P
11:37
Jan's statement means we can't communicate with Smokey and help it learn when it reported a true positive and when it reported a false positive, if such commands are provided (similar to alive), then we can help Smokey
Droid error, no translation found
@SPArchaeologist oops
@DroidDev she means that the bot should support a command like "no, this question is OK even though it's ALL CAPS"
@InfiniteRecursion i know about JS. while in zirak's boat we can teach some normal commands to Boat via 'learn' command
11:38
@DroidDev You know that now you hare marked for life?
@DroidDev Which word did you find difficulty in understanding? I simplified Jan's message to help you understand, and my message confused you :D
5 mins ago, by Infinite Recursion
@SilentKiller ftp is a protocol, fp/tp is to fine tune the sensitivity and specificity of a ml, a perfect ml system is 100% sensitive and 100% specific
^Which word didn't you understand?
@InfiniteRecursion "ml"
@DroidDev Machine learning
Sensitivity and specificity are statistical measures of the performance of a binary classification test, also known in statistics as classification function. Sensitivity (also called the true positive rate, or the recall rate in some fields) measures the proportion of actual positives which are correctly identified as such (e.g. the percentage of sick people who are correctly identified as having the condition), and is complementary to the false negative rate. Specificity (sometimes called the true negative rate) measures the proportion of negatives which are correctly identified as such (e.g....
@DroidDev ye obviously forgot a p there.
@SPArchaeologist Ofcourse, that's another MLP - My Little Pony :)
11:44
@InfiniteRecursion now, I get it all, thanks for you patience and help :)
@InfiniteRecursion isn't that a Jane Austen novel?
@DroidDev patience. :P
@Bart That's sense and sensibility
:)
11:48
two clicks ahead of you :P
@DroidDev A ml learns from data, we need commands to interact with it to tell it which is a tp and which one is a fp, just like a teacher teaches a student by telling them which is a correct answer and which is an incorrect answer, and gradually the student learns. MLs are like that, I hope you understood Jan's statement now. Any doubts, feel free to ask the owl or the duck :)
Machine learning is a subfield of computer science and artificial intelligence that deals with the construction and study of systems that can learn from data, rather than follow only explicitly programmed instructions. Besides CS and AI, it has strong ties to statistics and optimization, which deliver both methods and theory to the field. Machine learning is employed in a range of computing tasks where designing and programming explicit, rule-based algorithms is infeasible. Example applications include spam filtering, optical character recognition (OCR), search engines and computer vision. Machine...
@InfiniteRecursion thank you, I get it. Its next level can be Artificial intelligence, in which the bot learns by itself
@InfiniteRecursion Take notice of the above message. Droid said to be in a place with "butterflies all around me" so I think you may have found the one who will provide for your meals from now on. Go, FlutterDroid, there is a little duck waiting for lunch.
do you like deep fried @Inf :P
@DroidDev Learning by itself? You're overestimating AIs.
They probably understand and learn by others' reaction, but they won't be mediating anytime soon.
11:52
@Unihedron it depends on the definition of "learning by itself". What about identifying when it made a mistake, and not repeating it?
@Unihedron lol, I meant no commands from user side, only knowledge comes to bot, is from the other's reactions of-course.
It can be like, if user clicks on a button more times than it clicks on others, then that button comes to top and others move down.
@SPArchaeologist hides in her crib
ah! finally
11:54
that was quick
@ShadowWizard It depends on what you mean by "mistakes". You could be right, but I don't forsee AI recognizing mistakes.
@Unihedron e.g. Smokey post a "ALL CAPS" warning. After certain amount of time it check the post again and see it's still open, non deleted, and not edited so it understands "OK, this post is not bad" and won't post another warning when it will be edited again.
In the last 20 minutes, I got pinged in the Tavern about Jane Austen's novel, ml fp/tp, my little pony and I flagged spam. Time for a break....
Time for a beak, @Inf? :D
@ShadowWizard Oh, revising.
11:57
@Bart: Have you read that novel (sense and sensibility)?
@InfiniteRecursion I get pinged all day long in WAG, I never take break, but then again, me ez Droid :P
@InfiniteRecursion never fully.
@ShadowWizard A break from replying to pings
hiya @inf @inf @inf @inf! :D
hiya @uni @uni @uni @uni @uni ;)
11:59
hiya @uni @uni @uni @uni ! :D
@InfiniteRecursion heh, pun lost ;(
@InfiniteRecursion toooo fast from break.. :D
@InfiniteRecursion btw, I just noticed, time has changed indeed, era is upon us, when Droids are asking questions from Ducks and Owls :P
@ShadowWizard Oop, I missed the pun, sorry :(
@DroidDev Birds are the best!!
6 pings in a page
12:11
It's 9 if you count the duplicate ones
no repetition please.. ;) single message single ping
Yes, it comes as 9 pings in the inbox
@SilentKiller Ok @Sil @Sil @Sil @Sil @Sil @Sil @Sil @Sil @Sil
@InfiniteRecursion its showing single here.. ;) Copy paste :P
thinks uni is an undercover wizard...a secret magician
is writing a regex
12:14
does it really do multiple pings
magician.. :O wanna see magic.. pls pls pls @uni
@DroidDev make a new room to test feature.. :P ;)
clean up to Lane 89, please!
#complete
@inf @dro is your bot...?? before your command its just clean all.. :D
12:17
Dobby is free, Dobby has no master
I should make a bot whose invocation pattern would be #
working fast has its advantages, you get free time in the end and that free time can be utilised to annoy others working around you :D
my question is marked as duplicate of this and state that "This question has been asked before and already has an answer." BUT it has no answer! then what is wrong with duplication?
@Pandya yeah... perhaps it should be reworded for same-user duplicates
@Pandya Make another post about it :)
12:23
@JanDvorak @Unihedron Can it be reopened?
@Pandya should it be reopened?
@JanDvorak What should I Do?
@Pandya bounty the original?
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Q: Meta duplicates don't require an answer. Don't suggest there is one when that's not true

BartThis request was sparked by this particular question. The vote to close as a duplicate on Meta, in contrast to the main site, does not require for the duplicate to have an answer. Yet, the closure message still says This question has been asked before and already has an answer. even when t...

12:27
@Bart Ok. Now I understood.
Today's Listening | Post Rock / Instrumental
12:48
status-deleted
thanks :)
@SilentKiller nope, but reading now
missed by 16 seconds
12:57
@SilentKiller yum
:) thnaks @uni
@DroidDev better luck next time. ;)
@JanDvorak @Unihedron Finally I posted answer to that question.
@Pandya Why is it all bold?
@Unihedron Because it has images so easy to look with.
I dislike mis-formatting. They make me twitch.
@Unihedron ok .Edited (with approved suggestion)
13:17
Cool :) 10x, @sil
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: EXAMPLES OF SMOOTH FUNCTION IN L^2(R) on mathoverflow.net
wake me up, when september ends
@JanDvorak dead
plenty of regular expressions start with n or l, such as /not.do(?i:ng)ur[hw]/Jan Dvorak 25 secs ago
13:42
@uni dead
@InfiniteRecursion yes!
13:51
Bart wins
@Bart its on internet, it must be true :P
for this connection I pay $17
@Bart That's pretty fast.. what do you have?
13:53
Fiber glass
@TGMCians I get paid for using my connection all day long :P
@TGMCians because, it the connection from my company, where I work, I use it all day long and also get paid :P
anyone interested in looking up the dup to that?
If you do, I'll it.
13:56
reimbursement?
@LynnCrumbling working in a building with a broadcast facility helps. ;)
Hrmm. Someone classed it as a dup.. bummi...
close enough.

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